Long Aotian, who is in the third grade of primary school

"The scope of the disaster is quite large. Nearby towns and villages have been seriously affected. But you don't have to worry. Thanks to the rescue of comrades, the disaster has gradually calmed down. It won't affect you, I promise."

"I don't think so..."

Chen An glanced at Luli who was hiding in the house and dared not show her face, and then said amusedly: "Then, did Uncle Li come here as an armed policeman to help with disaster relief? Or...he came here to make trouble?"

"Your child really doesn't know how to be polite."

Li Kui looked at the elementary school student with a natural face, and said angrily, "My IQ has already recovered."

"Oh, really?"

"Of course."

Li Kui patted himself on the chest and said, "I can already clearly realize how stupid I was before. Isn't that enough to show that I have become very smart again? And a small test can also throw away the shameful fifty Points, get a hundred points again."

"It's good to recover."

Chen An patted Mao Mao on the back, and asked Mao Mao to tell Luli to hide better, and then asked nonchalantly again: "Uncle Li, how will your work be arranged tomorrow?"

"Why are you asking about this, kid?"

Li Kui scratched the back of his head in confusion.

"Is it a secret that cannot be revealed?"

"Of course not. Put an end to the disaster tomorrow and retreat the day after tomorrow. It's as simple as that."

As he said that, Li Kui said with some emotion: "To be honest, this is my first disaster relief, and my experience is seriously lacking. Fortunately, this is not a major disaster, and I can barely handle it."

"It's the first disaster relief. I'm seriously inexperienced... Then it's no wonder you look so relaxed."

Chen An rubbed his chin, and said thoughtfully: "The test you will face tomorrow is not something easy to deal with like today, but a 'battle'."

Li Kui shook his head amusedly when he heard the words, a primary school student is a primary school student, and what he said was really confusing.

"Emm... Forget it, in order to prevent you from crashing into the sea of ​​people without knowing anything tomorrow, let me show you something."

Speaking of which, Chen An glanced at his mother and grandma who were still busy cooking, and then stood up and waved for Li Kui to follow him. Li Kui followed Chen An all the way to a refrigerator in confusion.

After pulling the stool up, Chen An struggled to open the refrigerator, and showed Li Kui the hard pork inside, the whole box of drinks, some fruits and other bottles and cans.

"You are quite well prepared to deal with the disaster. How many weeks is this?"

Li Kui asked curiously.

"Has your IQ really recovered? Didn't you realize the seriousness of the situation?"

"What is the seriousness of the situation?"

Chen An looked at the confused Li Kui with a strange expression and said, "You seem to be completely unaware of your situation. What you are facing is not food reserves, but the 'ammunition' prepared by every household. You will face it tomorrow. It is not the finishing work of the disaster, but the siege of the people like a sea."

"What did you say?"

Li Kui looked puzzled at the food called ammunition in the refrigerator, and then looked at Chen An with a serious face: "Are you kidding? What kind of ammunition is this? I only saw the kindness of the fellow."

"Emmm, are you sure it doesn't count?"

Chen An silently opened the frozen pork, revealing the fruit underneath.

Li Kui was silent... He stared blankly at the solid shell and the piercing spikes, feeling the destructive and terrifying quality, his throat moved unconsciously.

"No... no way, we are working so hard to help the villagers save fruits, how could the villagers throw durians at us? It's a lack of common sense to do such a thing."

Li Kui's tone was full of hesitation. He had never doubted the people before, but now looking at the huge durian in front of him, his trust began to shake violently.

The strong winds and waves did not cause any damage to their army, but... if he was hit by this thing, he would have to go to the infirmary at least!And he will be labeled with the most shameful label. Even if no one laughs at him, everyone's first impression of him will be 'ah, he is the unlucky guy who was thrown into the infirmary by the goodwill of the people'

"Don't worry, our Peach Blossom Village is a land of fruits. Except for children, everyone is an adult with common sense."

Seeing Li Kui's terrified appearance, Chen An comforted him, "The durians given to you must have had their shells removed beforehand, leaving only the soft flesh..."

"That's good."

Li Kui breathed a sigh of relief.

"Leaving only the soft pulp, put it in a tin foil box and bake it before giving it to others. This is the most famous way to eat it in our neighborhood, fire-roasted durian."

Chen An said out of breath.

"..."

"..."

"..."

After a long period of dead silence, Li Kui looked at Chen An embarrassingly and said, "Can you discuss with the fellow villagers in the village and smash it directly with the shell? No matter how scary the shelled durian is, it is just an ordinary cold weapon, and after being processed by you , The cold weapon has been upgraded to a biochemical weapon!"

Chen An blinked, and asked in confusion, "How do you know we're making biochemical weapons behind our backs?"

After all, Chen An opened the durian and took out a glass bottle from the bottom and handed it to Li Kui. Li Kui looked at the fish floating in the strange dark liquid in astonishment. The change was so serious that he really couldn't tell what kind of fish it was, only a few pairs of eyes staring up at the starry sky.

Chen An pointed to the glass bottle and explained to Li Kui: "This is our specialty here. It is called fragrant fish. After catching the freshest big fish, throw it into concentrated salt water and boil it without any treatment. Boil, add various condiments and let it ferment after cooking, this batch in your hand is a 'good thing' that has been fermented from last year to now"

Li Kui lost his grip on one hand and almost dropped the fish looking up at the starry sky to the ground. He frantically picked up the glass bottle he had let go of before secretly heaving a sigh of relief. When he raised his head again, Chen An was already shrinking back in horror. When he arrived at the door, he stepped out with half his foot, looking as if he was ready to run wildly at any time.

At this moment, Li Kui felt the hand holding the object tremble.

After getting another [-] points in the small test, his IQ had returned to the original level, so he immediately realized how terrifying the ayu was holding in his hand.

Gan!The elementary school student in front of him is a super elementary school student who can follow the bombing case with the police without changing his face!Even he was so scared, what the hell is he holding in his hand? !Bioweapon?

"It's just a very ordinary fish dish, it's just... somewhat smelly."

Chen An said with a pale face, bad memories kept reappearing in his brain, these special products of Taohua Village are more powerful than canned herring, the taste can only be described in five words.

Strong and powerful!Strong and powerful!

"We appreciate the wishes of the villagers!"

Li Kui shook his head like a rattle drum: "You can keep these gifts for yourself to enjoy. Our people's army should help the villagers, and you can't accept heavy gifts."

"Of course you won't accept it, but of course we will try our best to send it away. This has caused conflicts, and if there are conflicts, there will be disputes and fights."

Chen An bit his lips and looked at Li Kui and said, "Can't you accept it honestly? After all, I... really don't want to get into a full-scale war with you."

Chapter 85 Wisdom of the Sage; Stone of the Fool

The next day...

Li Kui walked towards the barracks with a slightly heavy heart. After hearing the words "total war" from the elementary school student, he couldn't help but staggered with his concentration.

However, he didn't take that little guy's words seriously, but returned to the army with the glass bottle in his hands, with the suspicion of "is it really that exaggerated?"

Yes, he brought back the bottle of 'fragrant fish' that was originally given to them with the consent of Ms. Chen Yonghua. This horrible biochemical weapon must be widely advertised, so that the brothers in the army can improve it Just be vigilant.

"Li Kui, you heard last night that you were taken to rest at the crowd's house, didn't you?"

As soon as he returned to the temporary tent of the army, he was temporarily assigned to the squad, the 'squad leader of the fourth squad', a strong man with a square face, stood up and looked at Li Kui with a frown.

"Squad leader Li, my aunt forced me to go to their house to rest, and I really have nothing to do."

Li Kui said helplessly: "I was afraid that if I used force I would hurt the kind-hearted aunt, so I had no choice but to be dragged over. It's not my fault."

"Nobody said you were wrong."

Squad leader Li said with a strange expression: "We are just surprised that the crowd's eyes are not very good, and they actually brought home the famous 'special medicine for children's night crying' in our army."

The uncontrollable laughter exploded in the tent for an instant.

Li Kui pressed the cross tendons in front of his forehead, and the corners of his mouth twitched, "I'm not the face of a ghost, what do you think?"

"It's true that you don't have the face of an evil spirit, but in the eyes of the people, it's hard for them to distinguish you from the prisoner, who is the terrorist."

The squad leader suppressed a smile and said: "Okay, that's all for talking and joking, let's talk about the things in your hands. Seeing that you hide them carefully and take care of them, I'm afraid they are not treasures?"

"..."

Li Kui silently put the fragrant fish on the table, and in an instant the room was full of laughter~ Zhuang~yan~su~mu~

Squad leader Li looked at the glass bottle silently, wondering if it was an illusion, he could feel the big fish soaked in the black vinegar-like water staring at him, and the protruding eyeballs bulged. Layers of eerie light.

"Hiss, my dear, brother, this thing you brought is somewhat feudal superstition."

Squad leader Li gasped and said, "What the hell is this?"

"Would you like to open it?"

Li Kui showed a broken smile: "This is a gift from an aunt, but I accept it because of my kindness. Let's share it together."

"Hey, hey, we have agreed, we can't take the masses one by one."

Squad Leader Li frowned and said, "This thing has to be returned."

"Of course you can return it... But aren't you curious what this thing smells like? Don't you want to open it and have a look?"

Li Kui lowered his head and pressed his hand on the seal... Although it felt a little strange, curiosity overcame everything after all. Everyone in the class gathered together and watched Li Kui unscrew the bottle cap.

A 'smell' that seemed to be visible to the naked eye filled the entire room at this moment, and all the soldiers present knelt down at this moment. Li Kui, who was closest to him, had his neck flushed red, lying on the ground, his throat could not stop screaming. There was endless retching.

"Huh...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Squad leader Li lay on the trash can and vomited out all the food he ate in the morning: "Quick... someone... turn off that biochemical weapon!"

However, to the horror of Squad Leader Li, all the good men under him were lying on the ground retching, and a few struggled to get up and fell down again.

What horrors did the fellow villagers make!This thing can already be used to deal with mobs!

Squad Leader Li struggled to stand up and take the biochemical weapon away, but the further he went, the stronger the damn smell became. He fell to the ground again, and his eyes met the one in the bottle. A big fish that can't rest in peace.

"What happened!"

Fortunately, at this moment, the monitor of the medical class next door broke in and looked at the fourth class that had been wiped out in horror.

"The soldiers outside are throwing up, what are you doing?"

The monitor of the medical class was talking in confusion, and then stepped forward to cover the jar, then locked the window, and lifted Li Kui and the others outside one by one.

"We just opened the gift from our fellow villagers..."

Breathing the fresh air, Li Kuikan felt a little better. He looked at the nonchalant medical squad leader with the eyes of a monster. With such a strong and powerful smell, how could this person look like a normal person.

"Oh, it's a long story, so don't worry about it."

The monitor of the medical class shook his head with a look of unbearable recollection of the past.

"Then stop talking!"

Squad leader Li, who was rescued, locked his throat with a philosophical lock on Li Kui, and said through gritted teeth: "Li Kui! You kid did it on purpose!"

"It's not intentional! It's just a little bit of personal emotion!"

Seeing the two arguing endlessly, the monitor of the medical class cleared his throat and said, "In order to let you understand how horrible it is to put you down, let me make a long story short—my mother once said earnestly that if If you don’t study hard and change your destiny, you will inherit your father’s career in the future and become a person who picks up shit, so I studied hard and finally grew into a professional anorectal doctor.”

"Uh... so what? Is it related to the things sent by the fellow?"

Li Kui asked puzzledly.

"Of course it does!"

The monitor of the medical team looked at the dead fish in the glass jar solemnly: "I changed my fate through reading books. After becoming an anorectal doctor, most of my work is to dig out manure! And the horrible smell released from that jar , even I'm a little bit overwhelmed, so you guys know what that means?"

"Forehead……"

Li Kui scratched his head and guessed: "Does it mean that reading can't change fate?"

"Idiot! It means you have to eat this kind of guy that even I can't stand!"

The monitor of the medical squad looked at the two people in front of him coldly: "It is the discipline in the army not to take needles and threads from the masses, and the discipline paralleled with not taking needles and threads is not to waste any grain. Send it to our hands, then the future meals of the army will be these nutritious 'delicious' after 'over' fermentation!"

After speaking, the monitor of the medical class turned and left, leaving behind Li Kui and the dumbfounded monitor Li.

"Squad leader, this fragrant fish seems to be a special delicacy in Taohua Village. Everyone has prepared a lot to express their condolences to us."

Li Kui looked at the squad leader in horror and said, "Even if we firmly refuse, they obviously won't let it go, what should we do?"

"What else can I do? Run!"

Squad leader Li got up quickly and ran out: "The disaster has been quelled, so I'll tell the higher-ups that we will run away quietly without telling the fellow villagers! Well, it's decided like that!"

Seeing Squad Leader Li who was fleeing frantically, Li Kui felt a bit more at ease, but soon the serious expression of that elementary school student, Chen An, came to mind.

No, no, what can he do with a little guy... right?

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At this moment, outside the temporary station of the soldiers, led by Chen An, who was detained at home by the rainstorm, the members of the Knights of the Ring who had finally seen the light of day were secretly monitoring the movements of the soldiers.