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"Forehead……"
Glancing at the crowd who fell into an embarrassing silence, Hei Xia blinked and said, "I asked my dad to treat everyone to eat hairy crabs. Can everyone temporarily lose their memory?"
"Heh, your superpower that can make people lose their memory doesn't work on me."
Tang Yanli crossed her arms, even though she knew about it from classmate Chen An long before she came here, as expected, classmate Chen An is not at all like these brats, and will never hide it from herself.
"Then tell me, how can I help contract this arcade hall?"
La La looked at Tang Yanli helplessly and asked, "As long as it's something we can afford, it's fine."
"Well...in that case."
Tang Yanli rolled her eyes, then crouched on the ground holding her forehead that was hit again, and looked at Chen An eagerly.
"I haven't said anything yet, student Chen An."
Chen An on the side shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands to show that he hadn't done anything, but Luli on the side raised the corners of his mouth triumphantly: "Anyway, you will only come up with the idea of letting classmate Chen An jump to Black Eden, you should fight! "
"Decided!"
Tang Yanli gritted her teeth and pointed at Luli, "My condition is that she must help me every day after school for the next ten days—take! Books! Bags!"
Frightened, Luli subconsciously pulled Chen An over to stand in front of her.
"Okay, let's stop the dispute here, how about I help you carry your schoolbag?"
Chen An pressed the bracelet and suggested, Tang Yanli's words reminded him just now that he seems to underestimate the potential of the succubus, isn't this another way of holding a schoolbag from her?
Chapter 144 The Elementary School Student Received Warm Hospitality
In front of the arcade hall, after negotiating the price, Tang Yanli took the 100 yuan bill and brought four primary school students into the arcade hall. After some conversation, the boss readily accepted the 100 yuan bill, and her eyebrows flew up with joy. , and immediately handed over the key to the arcade hall to Tang Yanli, and then ran out on her own, preparing to buy some braised pork and bagged beer to comfort herself.
"He let the brats and game consoles share the same room? Isn't he afraid that a group of brats who are at the most destructive stage of their lives will play around and destroy these consoles?"
Chen An looked at the boss who left Ma Liu in surprise. He was still thinking about how to deal with him, but he didn't expect that the other party would cooperate so much. Putting the primary school students in his eyes, this made Chen An feel his fists were starting to harden, and he really wanted to have a good time in Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
You must know that each of the six primary school students gathered here is not a good stubble. Pava can smash Black Eden's final decisive weapon with his fists, and Luli has the experience of laying mines in cram schools. Rubbing all kinds of deadly chemical elements, Heixia even beat up the principal of the North Elementary School, Tang Yanli nearly wiped out the whole world with an ancient book, not to mention himself, if the boss knows about these brilliant achievements, his soul will be scared fly.
"That's not true. It can even be said that the boss really hopes that we will destroy these machines from the bottom of his heart."
Tang Yanli curled her lips, and said disdainfully: "He knows that I am a child of a rich family. If I damage his machine, he can ask my parents for compensation at the original price, and the original price of each of these machines is It started at tens of thousands, and he would be happy if he was compensated at the original price."
"Are these arcade machines so expensive?"
Chen An was a little stunned. He really never thought that these machines that elementary school students would spend a few minutes or even ten minutes for a few cents would cost tens of thousands?It's no wonder the boss doesn't give Qia a zi, if it breaks down to a corner, I'm afraid I'll be so distressed.
"The previous price was worth more than [-] yuan, but now it is definitely not available. It can even be said that only those who collect waste will want it."
Tang Yanli, who was very useful to Chen An's exclamation, continued to show off her knowledge and added more.
"Now the arcade halls outside are using the 'Thousand Machine Change' version. The combined game content of the twenty arcade machines here is not as much as one-twentieth of that of one 'Thousand Machine Change' arcade machine in other people's houses. Hundreds in one;
Therefore, even if the arcade machines here are sold to peers at a loss, the peers will think that there is only one arcade machine and only one game still takes up space, thus keeping the price very low, so for the boss, the best result is that those of us who have money at home If the primary school student breaks the machine, he can claim at the original price and stop the loss. "
"Do you have evidence? This is just your unilateral malicious speculation."
Luli frowned and looked at Tang Yanli: "After all, it's impossible for the boss to tell you this kind of thing, it's a little bit like you just opened your mouth like this..."
"I have a basis! Student Chen An, I am not speculating maliciously!"
Tang Yanli anxiously pulled Chen An's sleeve to defend herself: "The reason why I know so well is because I have often done this before, the little bully game that can't be sold in bookstores... Bah, I was wrong, yes I sold the Xiaobawang learning machine in this way."
"Slow down! Slow down!"
Chen An looked at Tang Yanli in astonishment: "A primary school student like you can still help the bookstore sell the Xiaobawang learning machine? This is someone else's sales job... How many units have you sold?"
"five……"
"Five units?"
"I used my spare time to sell 56 units."
Under Chen An's embarrassing gaze, Tang Yanli said in a low voice.
"I brought the elementary school students who needed the Xiaobawangyou... learning machine, but their stubborn parents refused to buy it, to the store, and then took a pencil sharpener 'accidentally' to 'swipe' at the product, and then asked the store to give it to the elementary school students. My parents called and asked my parents to come over and sell the damaged goods, so that the store sold the accumulated goods, I got a share, and the elementary school students got Xinyi’s game console and a mixed meal with their parents.”
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Looking at Chen An who had been silenced by herself, Tang Yanli hurriedly said: "So, student Chen An, please don't believe this guy's words. I didn't slander the boss here, but because of my experience, I judged that the other party is very serious. I just hope we destroy the products here, there is really no malicious speculation!"
"Your actions are worse than maliciously speculating on others."
Chen An rubbed Tang Yanli's hair, and said helplessly: "If the reason why your parents don't buy the Xiaobawang learning machine is because you don't have money, your behavior is too much. Remember not to do this in the future, and investigate it. Those elementary school students who ask you to sell Xiaobawang are from poor families, if they are really that poor, they must make compensation."
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"I just want to go to your villa to play when I grow up. I never thought that when I grow up, I will meet you through the window in the prison."
"Um……"
Faced with Chen An's persuasion, Tang Yanli lowered her head and agreed in a low voice.
"Okay, the gossip is over, everyone is ready to act."
"Forehead……"
Lian Lian, who had just recovered from Tang Yanli's astonishing operation for a primary school student, nodded in agreement with a complicated mood: "Ready."
"Then let's officially start this incredible journey!"
Chen Anlue sat down in front of the machine of the War of the Three Kingdoms a little excitedly, followed the previous steps and input three commands to call out the characters one by one. After a command input was completed, it shattered and turned into a huge black hole, which involved all the elementary school students present in one breath.
After the halo teleportation effect passed, the six elementary school students rubbed the back of their heads, and then, including Chen An, they all looked at the scene in front of them in shock.
In front of him is not the ancient palace used by the Grand Master Council for meetings that Chen An saw when he came for the first time, but an endless green plain. In the center of this plain stands a super big house that has only been seen in fairy tales.
What is even more unbelievable to the primary school students is that they have seen this big house in fairy tale picture books!
The roof is fluffy and sweet, cake embryos covered with cream, the walls of the house are freshly baked biscuits, the windows are yellow orange maltose, and even the huge chimney is a Turkish barbecue!
"Your Excellency the saviors, fast forward and fast enter the entrance here."
At the door of the house, a smiling Zhuge Kongming waved his lupine, calling for everyone to come closer.
Taking a closer look, Chen An was even more speechless. The small rocks on the plain were Alpine lollipops with different flavors, and the grass was elongated Green Arrow chewing gum.
This is not the most ridiculous thing, the most ridiculous thing is that a few roasted suckling pigs trot past them all the way, rushing to the side of the river to drink porridge.
Yes, there is not a single drop of water in the river in front of you. It is all boiling hot porridge. The overcooked lobster and braised fish swim wantonly in the boiling hot porridge. When you look away and look at the sky, you can see the stewed geese flying across the sky. Passing through a beautiful curve, like a bomber dropping a bomb, it dropped black preserved eggs and smashed them at the white porridge. Then the braised fish and big lobster bit the preserved eggs, and suddenly the white porridge turned into preserved egg and lean meat porridge.
The stunned good friends Lianmeng and Tang Yanli walked into the fragrant room under Zhuge Kongming's beckoning, and after entering the room, there were a bunch of people who could name and who couldn't. There is nowhere to put the food, but it is randomly piled up everywhere in the room, within reach of all elementary school students.
It's just that compared to the nonsense river of preserved egg and lean pork porridge outside, the delicacies in this room are much more normal, and Chen An can even tell the origin of these foods.
[Dinosaur Kombat] blood-boosting props Parfait, chewing gum, donuts, croissants, burgers [Three Kingdoms] blood-boosting props suckling pig, roast duck, lobster, fish, big bone meat, chicken legs and buns, and Journey to the West Shie Biography, Pac-Man, Metal Slug, etc., just looking at the six elementary school students is already dazzled, and the strong smell of food in the room is full of mouth water.
"Eat, eat with confidence."
Zhuge Liang smiled and said: "These are carefully prepared for the little saviors, if not enough, there will be more."
"There are even more?"
Muttering to Chen An, he sniffed a grilled chicken leg, and bit it down again. The satisfaction of the bursting gravy came spontaneously. After Chen An started, the primary school students also picked their favorite food to eat, and only Pava stood in front of him. He looked at all this hesitantly.
"Prime Minister, you must know that every piece of Chinese food is hard work. It is impossible for the six of us to finish eating so much food. It will be wasted. Why don't you ask some people to come in and eat with us?"
Looking at Pava who was worried about wasting food, Zhuge Kongming smiled lightly and said, "Your Excellency, little savior, please read this."
As he said that, the refined strategist waved his feather fan in the air, and manipulated a puddle of water to form a translucent water mirror in the air. Through the ripples in the water mirror, Chen An and others saw the metal warhead's protagonist, Mark Luo. West Station on a street in Hong Kong.
Then Macrosi took out the grenade in his waist and threw it towards a house. With a loud explosion, a chicken fell between two cars on the street in the air of the explosion.
The chicken was not frightened by the explosion at all, but walked freely in the super simple 'chicken farm' surrounded by two cars.
Under Pava's bewildered gaze, the chicken's buttocks twitched suddenly, and then it sprayed out an egg and fell to the ground. A few seconds later, the egg hatched into a chick, and a few seconds later, the chick turned into a hen , and a few seconds later, the hen and the previous hen ejected two eggs together.
In this way, one life is two, two is four, four is sixteen, and soon a chicken farm with a terrifying growth rate appeared in front of Pava.
"The food here, or the game props, are 'nearly infinite'. No matter how much it is wasted, new food can appear out of thin air. The reason why it is not infinite is that these props are limited by the world base, and the outside world energy delivery."
Kong Ming said with emotion: "It is reasonable to say that there is so much food, a war is impossible. What is the reason why Shu and Wei fought seven days ago, I can't figure it out at all now."
"It seems that only you can eat these foods."
Chen An caressed his little belly, looking thoughtfully at the delicacies on the table, he had just stuffed a roast suckling pig that was very foul for a primary school student, but he didn't feel full at all. No, obviously I did eat delicious food and swallowed a lot, but my stomach just didn't react at all.
Although it can't be used as food, but this kind of experience of being able to eat whatever you want without fear of being bloated and fat, feels addictive!
Pava also put aside his worries and began to participate in the feast, but Chen An stopped what he was doing, wiped his mouth and walked in front of Zhuge Kongming.
"Your Excellency, little savior, why don't you eat?"
Zhuge Kongming looked at Chen An with some doubts.
"Short hands and mouths, short hands, I am still very clear about this."
Chen An pouted and said, "Prime Minister, let's make a bet."
"Oh? Your Excellency, Little Savior, want to bet with me?"
Zhuge Kongming looked in astonishment at the elementary school student who wanted to challenge him, the strongest military advisor in the Shu Kingdom.
Chen An pointed to the chocolate door next to him, and said in a word: "I bet next time, a soldier will rush in and shout that the prime minister is not good..."
"The prime minister is not good!"
The exclamation came as expected, but beyond Chen An's expectations, it was not a soldier in the Three Kingdoms that rushed in, but a monk with red hair and fluffy hair. Look at the necklace of skulls strung under the indigo face. Is it Monk Sand in the group of four in Journey to the West, Monk Drifting?
I saw the other party shouting at Zhuge Kongming in a panic: "Master has been taken away!"
"Did you take the wrong line text?"
Chen An said awkwardly to Drifting Monk: "You should call Senior Brother, Master was captured by monsters, what's the use of calling Prime Minister?"
"But the elder brother was also taken away!"
Drifting said in a panic: "Second senior brother, Xiao Longnv, Yang Jian, have all been taken away, and there's one more—the Bull Demon King is here!"
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PS: I didn’t expect it, I really didn’t expect it, the reason why I didn’t mention the monthly pass is because I think I’m so hot, even if I ask for the monthly pass, I can’t make it to the list of the monthly pass, it’s better not to, I didn’t expect you to think so much These elementary school students!They just sent me up there even when I didn't think it would work!
OK!Temporarily add a standard 100 monthly ticket plus one update!There is no time limit and no upper limit, and the 476 monthly tickets voted by everyone before will also be counted!
The current data is 3100 rewards, 1533 blades, 476 monthly tickets, and a total of seven chapters owed!
Chapter 145 Primary School Students Saving the World Is a Classic Setting for the Post-90s Generation
as predicted……
Seeing Drifting frantically talking about master, senior brother, second senior brother, Bai Longma, and little dragon girl, all of them have been taken away, the corners of Chen An's mouth twitched.
It may be because he also used schemes to deceive people, he keenly sensed the atmosphere of conspiracy, and knew that Kong Ming had no good intentions in inviting people to dinner, but the scene in front of him was still beyond his expectations.
The so-called conspiracy is to treat guests to dinner, and then ask the elementary school students to beat up the tauren?This... doesn't seem like a trick that the prime minister would use. Is it because of the limitations of the arcade that he can only come up with this level of tricks, or is it because he didn't guess Kong Ming's thoughts?
"Has the Bull Demon King come out to make trouble again?"
Kong Ming looked at Drifting worriedly, and quickly said: "I see, I will send someone to deal with that discordant bastard. Seeing that your blood volume is bottoming out, you should go down and eat some blood-enhancing props to recover from your injuries." Bar."
Drifting nodded vigorously, then left the house full of blood-increasing props and ran elsewhere, leaving behind a worried Kong Ming and a group of thoughtful elementary school students.
'Bull Demon King'
This kind of well-known character exists in many works, but here it obviously refers to the final boss in the classic arcade game "Journey to the West: The Legend of Shi'er", who has two stages and swallows a large number of elementary school students' game coins with terrifying intensity.
Chen An looked at Kong Ming with some horror. Could it be that the military adviser wanted to expect them, a group of elementary school students who didn't even reach the sixth grade, to fight with the Bull Demon King?
Although if you have enough game currency to continue your life, it's not that you can't beat it.
"That prime minister, is something serious going on?"
Unable to bear the atmosphere in the room, Pava who took the initiative to answer the question asked honestly.
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