I, Naruto Uzumaki, the master of time management

x year x month x day

I didn't steal the forbidden scroll today, this dead old man...

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x year x month x day

Agent Konoha boasted to Agent Yunyin: "We know the location of all the ninja troops in your Ninja Village."

Spy Yunyin said: "So what, we know the list of your Konoha Elders for the next 20 years."

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Just like Sandai Hokage said, these pages are all about venting his dissatisfaction.

But is that age enough to write such a metaphorical satirical joke?It's catchy...you can even say it's reasonable to the extent that I agree with it in my heart. If it gets out, I'm afraid it will be sung soon, right?Kakashi couldn't help but swallowed.

But at this time, Kakashi had the idea of ​​comforting himself again, thinking that these few pages are just like what the third Hokage said, they will be written when Naruto is in a bad mood, and it should be normal after that.

With this in mind, he turned back again...

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x year x month x day sunny

I am an orphan, I love bear biscuits, the change is only enough for breakfast, I go to school to get out of school, I am depressed all day long, a big Hanhan of Konoha.

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x year x month x day sunny

A ninja can't protect anyone, and the teacher asked me to learn a set of ninja stick techniques. I was lazy and ate bear biscuits alone in a daze. Teacher Iruka said: lazy people are not worthy of being ninjas.

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x year x month x day cloudy

I didn't go to school today because I wasn't in a good mood. Hokage said they would deduct my living expenses, and there are no bear cookies today. 】

Although these few pages are also outrageous, they are indeed normal compared to before. Kakashi couldn't help but nodded in relief, as if he was relieved, as if he felt that he could adapt to his off-line thinking before continuing One flipped...

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x year x month x day sunny

One day Sandai Hokage visited a farm and saw several pigs, so he went to the pigs and took a photo.

The entourage wrote on the photo: The third generation of Hokage is with the pig, but it feels wrong.

So I changed it to: pigs and the third generation of Hokage are together, but it still doesn't feel right.

Finally, the words on the photo were changed to: "The third person from the left is the third Hokage".

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Kakashi's mentality was already in a state of being unable to stretch.

Seeing Kakashi's embarrassing look, Sandai Hokage also shook his head and smiled wryly.

"It happens when you don't have pocket money or when you're in a bad mood..." Sandai Hokage said.

Kakashi nodded slightly, although he still couldn't accept it.

And looking at this year, it was actually written by a six-year-old child...Although the character is a naughty child, but...can write this kind of thing...

Now he has also adjusted his mentality and prepared himself for the worst, to be calm and composed no matter what he sees.

After Kakashi adjusted his mood, he turned back again.

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Naruto Diary...

x year x month x day

During the ruling period of the third generation of Hokage, someone was imprisoned for 2+28 years for scolding Hiruza Sarutobi for his poor governance ability.

The crime of being imprisoned for 2 years is: maliciously insulting Konoha Hokage.

Guan's 28-year crime is: leaking Konoha's secrets.

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x year x month x day

There is a Konoha ninja pulling a banner in the village, which reads "You liar who only talks big and makes pictures".

The chief of the police department wanted to arrest him, but the ninja shouted for injustice: "I didn't name my name, why did you arrest me?"

"You're talking nonsense!" Uchiha Fugaku said angrily.

"How many years have I been in Konoha, don't I know who can only talk big and draw cakes?"

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As expected, as expected... Kakashi said silently in his heart.

However, he still couldn't help doubting whether this paragraph was true. After all, with the Uchiha clan's behavior style, directly arresting people is indeed like their method, and the Uchiha did not exterminate the clan at that time.

Kakashi continued to flip back, obviously, now he is reading more and more... This is the first time he has been attracted by unscrupulous books other than making out in heaven, and wants to read the next one. New content down.

Maybe a few years later, when Kakashi and a group of readers brought up by Kakashi chase Naruto to remind him, Naruto will regret that he wrote these things, and it may not be... no, he will definitely regret it …

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x year x month x day sunny

Q: What are the main obstacles facing Konoha?

A: There are 4 main obstacles: spring, summer, autumn and winter.

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It was sunny on x month x day in x year (it was very hot and the air conditioner was broken)

Senjubashima, Senjubama, and Sarutobi Hiraku drove a car each, and arrived at a crossroad. There were two street signs on it: left ---> the will of fire; right ---> Konoha supreme, Hashirama didn't even look at it, turned left and walked to the left, Senshoubanma arrived, thought left and right, hesitated for a while and turned right, then Sarutobi Hiruzaru came, hesitated for a while, got out of the car Swapped the positions of the two road signs, got in the car and stepped on the accelerator to go in the direction of the Will of Fire.

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Did he have such a keen sense of political history at such a young age...but his thoughts went in the wrong direction...he had resentment towards Konoha in his heart, but it was normal, after all, he had been Living this kind of life... Kakashi thought to himself, continuing to turn the pages.

However, the next moment, his eyes widened again, as if he saw something more surprising than before.

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Chapter 021 Let's celebrate!The time of the Konoha joke, the treasure of ninja civilization!

x year x month x day sunny

This piece of hot soil under your feet...

Has the world's number one ninja god Senju Hashirama...

Has the world's fastest ninja Senshou Feijian...

Has the world's first Sharingan family Uchiha......

Has the world's number one ninjutsu professor Sarutobi Hiruzen...

Has the world's number one ninja village Danzo...

Has the world's number one novelist, Jiraiya...

With the world's first forbidden art scientist Orochimaru......

Princess Tsunade, the world's number one medical expert...

Possesses the world's number one swordsmanship ninja Hatake Mosaku...

Has the world's first golden flash Namikaze Minato......

Possesses the world's first physique beast Canglan Akai......

Has the world's first copy-paste copy flag wood......

Owning the world's number one cook Ninkosuke old man......

With the world's first military expenditure of 114514 taels...

Has the world's number one ninja number 19198...

Seven of the world's top 10 powerful ninja Konoha...

Konoha accounts for 10 of the world's 7 dangerous forbidden arts...

10 of the world's top 6 S-class ninja Konoha...

This is your ninja village, this is your home...

Wherever the leaves dance with the will of fire, that is home...  

Konoha's calmness in the face of criticism in the international arena demonstrates the strength and courage of a great country...

She is marching towards a new and glorious era at a steady pace...

We love the village people with a fire flag behind them, and her name is Konoha!

Lao Ming noticed that many people were dissatisfied with the village,

To Konoha, Lao Ming wanted to say, without a village, you are nothing, only with a village can you have a family!

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Although Kakashi is wearing a mask now, it can be seen that his jaw is about to drop in shock.

Even though the previous page was still full of sarcasm, why did it start to be flattering?Although it looks more comfortable than before, there is always something wrong.

But aside from these, a lot of these are cold knowledge that I don't know...but how did Naruto, like the military expenditure of the land of fire, know?This is a secret...

With all kinds of curiosity, he continued to turn the pages...

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x year x month x day

The will of fire of the Konoha people is Hokage Rock, Minamigagawa, and Konoha Gakure!

It's love heaven, love violence, love tactics...

It's Senjujuma, Uchiha Madara, Senjuban, Namikaze Minato...

The will of fire of the Konoha people is that all brothers in the world, love the village with universal feelings......

Many people in Yunyin are not living as well as Konoha. Let's see if their assets can appreciate steadily...

The Land of Thunder is a five-no country, without Ichiraku Ramen, without Hokage Rock, without greenery, without the will of fire, and without a sense of security.

Konoha people, you have to be more confident...

According to the statistics of the Konoha Ninja School, there are 4000 million poor people in the Land of Thunder, of which 800 million are extremely poor...

Our eliminated special junin went to Yunyin, and they are all more competent than their active jnin!

The poorest poor in Konoha have rooms with air conditioners and TVs, which is completely unimaginable in the land of rain...

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Kakashi nodded, as if he agreed with what was written above. He felt superior to the village in his heart, and even forgot some shortcomings of the village for a while, such as the death of his father... .

Originally, I was still worried about Naruto's thoughts, but it seems that I was worrying too much, Kakashi thought.

Continue to turn to the next page...

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x year x month x day

Review Outline of Minggong Governing the Village

1 Naruto Inequality

Konoha 2000 taels > Yunyin 3000 taels

2 Naruto Higher Education System