I, Naruto Uzumaki, the master of time management

But does it matter?It does not matter!I'm graduating this month and I can get paid for the task.

And even if you have empty pockets, there are plan b for meal tickets and plan b for plan b.

And this group of dead brats challenged their limits of endurance all day long, and they played dicks to provoke themselves every three days. If they could hold back, they would be ghosts...

Sure enough, Ren thought about it for a while and became more and more angry, and when he took a step back, he became more and more frustrated. Then, he figured it out, and it was better to beat him up.

its not right?You seem to be a kid too?Well, there is still a difference between a kid and a dead kid. I am just an innocent and cute child. The first school grass of the ninja school, the flower of Konoha Hikage, the future pillar of the Fire Kingdom, how can I be with these little cannibals? Flowers on a par.

Naruto, who quickly figured it out, patted the dust on his body, and then continued his high jump.

At the same time, a stern and cute black-haired girl of the same age as Naruto was on the second floor of the teaching building, watching everything that happened on the playground.

"Hmph, idiot..." She snorted coldly, then returned to the classroom.

This handsome girl is none other than Uchiha Satsuki, the daughter of Uchiha Fugaku, the head of the Uchiha clan, and also the marriage partner of Uzumaki Naruto (crossed out).

It's just that it was already a marriage contract made by the parents of Naruto and Zuoyue before they were born, and now the Uchiha clan has perished.

And upstairs there was a white-eyed girl who was also witnessing the red-haired boy who was still jumping high, but she was wearing a Konoha ninja forehead protector.

Chapter 007 Naruto Uzumaki Diary

It's class time now, and Naruto is standing in the corridor in front of the classroom with buckets in both hands.

In the classroom, Iruka was on the podium while explaining the precautions for becoming a Genin, while writing on the blackboard with chalk.

The students also started whispering in the hall while Iruka turned his back to them.

Because he is about to graduate, Iruka is not as strict as before.

And everything that happened here is displayed on the crystal ball on the Naruto desk on the other side, and it is the third generation Hokage of Konoha Ninja Village who uses the crystal ball to monitor Naruto's every move. Hiruza Sarutobi of [Ninobi].

But now if he puts aside the Hokage suit, he seems to be no different from an ordinary old man.

Even the invincible Ninja can't escape the ravages of time, and with the passage of time, the old man is not only no longer as strong as before, but even his heart is no longer as cruel and decisive as he was in the political arena when he was young...

At the end of the Third World War, he gave up the demand for indemnity against the land of the land, and then he showed mercy to the defected Orochimaru, Uchiha’s hesitation when he rebelled, and Yunyin’s humiliating concession of demanding life for his life... so far Danzang's actions are almost out of control.

Perhaps the decisive ninja has long since ceased to exist, and now he is just an old paper-maker.

The third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen was flipping through Naruto's diary that Anbe had just handed in, and the crystal ball on the table also displayed Naruto's picture.

The Telescope Art is a surveillance secret technique based on the village's perception barrier, which can display images of any location within the range of the barrier.

This is also a technique invented by Master Hokage Tomonama of the second generation, but it seems that it has not been popularized and promoted, and was ordered to be banned by Master Hokage Zhuma of the first generation for the reason that it is too dangerous, and it is included in the sealed book...

However, it is said that afterward, the first Daime-sama reprimanded Togama-sama why he didn’t listen to his own words, and didn’t invent the normal water escape ninjutsu...

Therefore, this restricted forbidden technique can only be learned by Sarutobi Hiruzen who has the authority to read the scroll of forbidden technique, and then perform this telescope technique.

As for Naruto's diary, he would read it regularly, ranging from a few days to a week, which has become the norm.

However, every time he turned to the first page, the corner of the third Hokage's cigarette-dipping mouth would twitch twice, and his blood pressure would soar.

After all, the content of this diary is really eye-catching...

Naruto Uzumaki Diary

The first page

x year x month x day

Today, I am three years old, and I can finally crawl (cross out), run, and pick up a pen to write.

At this age, I should go to the kindergarten without any worries. Why, why is this happening?

PS: Seeing that all I remember are orphans, you must die tonight!

The handwriting is crooked, distorted, slightly immature, with typos...

This is the first diary Naruto wrote when he was three years old.

But if you put aside the content of this writing, it is already a genius to recognize and write out all the words at the age of three.

But this kind of disposition... Is cursing also inherited from parents?Minato's talent and Kushina's bad personality...

Although I have read it countless times, every time I turn to the first page, the Three Hokages will feel so emotional, and even feel grateful that their parents have passed away.

Thinking about how bad Kushina was in the ninja school period... Alas, it's a pity that he inherited Minato's talent but not Minato's gentle character... But whether it's talent or this It can be said that the skills of swearing are excellent.

No matter how talented Minato is, there is no one who wrote a diary at the age of three. Kushina's quarrels during the Ninja School period were considered superb, but he is not like him who sent the entire clan to the grave with a few words... It should be said that he has the ability ?

The Third Hokage shook his head, and no longer entangled with this point. After all, the more he entangled, the more he regretted not choosing him at the beginning...

Three generations of Naruto turned the page skillfully until the content Naruto wrote recently.

............

x year x month x day sunny

Today I don't know that bastard used Thunderbolt electric fish in the upper reaches of Nanhe River. He really has no quality. This bastard should be expelled from Ninja!

............

"Are you talking about Kakashi..." The Third Hokage murmured in a low voice.

I remember that Kakashi often fished in the upper reaches of the Nanga River, and the habit of Leidu electric fish...Three Hokage can only think of him.

Sandai Hokage took a deep breath of cigarettes, then blew out a smoke ring, and at the same time put his free hand on the crystal ball to check the situation on Kakashi's side.

At this time, Kakashi was next to the bookstore, leaning on the telephone pole and looking at the magazine in his hand, looking like he had nothing to do.

The Third Hokage couldn't help shaking his head seeing his appearance.

It is indeed like what he did. After all, combined with the timing, this period of time just gave him a vacation, so that he was ready to take over the work of leading the shift...

"Looks like it's time to arrange some work for him..." Sandai said, after all, he was already free to use Leidun Dianyu.

However, the third generation just thought it was an ordinary Raidun. In fact, Kakashi used... the S-rank forbidden technique Raikiri that ordinary ninjas can't touch in their lives, and even hard to see with their own eyes in their lives... ...just to power fish.

After all, because Naruto often catches fish in the upper and lower reaches of that river, and then sells the fish for money as a second-hand dealer, there are very few fish in that river.

And the tool people who perform tasks every day can finally take a break and take advantage of the vacation to go fishing, but it turns out that they are all airmen for a few days in a row.

We all know that nothing is a greater insult to an angler than the Air Force...

Of course, the result was not ideal. In the end, Kakashi just picked up a few dead fish without any sense of achievement, and lamented all the way back to make saury dishes.

Sandai waved his hand on the crystal ball a few more times, and the screen of the crystal ball was switched back to the school corridor, but at this time, Naruto who should have been standing there for punishment had disappeared.

The current Naruto is eating noodles in a ramen shop, and the bruises on his body have also been treated.

It's not lunch time, it happens to be a busy time, so he is the only one sitting there eating noodles, but Naruto always consciously chooses such a time when there are few people.

Although superficially careless, he will treat people who are kind to him with the same tenderness, such as the gentle big sister in the ramen shop who treated his wound just now.

Chapter 008 Why are you so skilled

That's right, Naruto doesn't like to come to this ramen shop because he thinks the noodles in this noodle shop are delicious, although it's not bad...

The only point is that the attitude of the father and daughter of the ramen shop manager will not be like other people who speak bad words to themselves, or see themselves as a dead mother, as if they killed their mother or tore up their household registration book Same.

But if you think about it... It seems that the nine tails in my body really tore up their household registration books, which is not incomprehensible.

In short, among the many street shops in Konoha, this one is the only one that guarantees cooked noodles. There is no raw noodle, and no dead mother face. The most important thing is... I often eat here without paying. .....

Of course I can't avenge my kindness and affect their business, can't I?If they go out of business, they won't have a place to grab a free lunch.

Of course, free food does not work every time, it can only be said occasionally, and it has to be when Uncle Yile is away, for example...

"Sister Calamus today is also very beautiful!"

"There must be many people chasing you!"

"Sister Calamus is so cute!"

Naruto said from time to time while eating.

"Okay, okay, eat yours, you can't shut your mouth if you eat so much..." Iris shook her head helplessly, but when she turned her back to Naruto, the corner of her mouth was still He couldn't help rising, and there was an obvious expression of joy on his face.

Although Calamus seemed impatient and unconcerned on the surface, Naruto knew that this kind of hyperthyroid praise was very useful to this girl.

After all, I have done control variable experiments before, and I have tried to say whether to say this... and how many words to say before being exempted by Sister Calamus.

Practice is the only criterion for testing the truth. In order to carry out this experiment, I have also suffered from the iron fist of Sister Changpu, and the blood price of paying for two bowls of noodles for one bowl of noodles.

And the experimental results obtained are...

The kind of words that praised her for her beauty just now... If you don’t say one sentence, you will inevitably avoid it, and the rate of exemption for more than three sentences will reach 50%, and if such words exceed eight consecutive sentences, it will cause disgust.. ....etc......

And after going through countless experiments, Naruto also realized the ultimate mystery, the ultimate move that can 100% avoid single shots.

However, a strong move must be self-destructive, and this move will also have to pay a tragic price.

Naruto looked at the empty bowls beside him, and touched his pockets.

Although it is not without money, but the money is going to buy the detonation talisman in the afternoon, and it is still necessary to distinguish which is more important.

And as long as you become a ninja, you won't be short of money in the future.

After hesitating for a moment, Naruto nodded, his eyes were firm, as if he had made up his mind.

"Nah, beautiful Sister Calamus, can I marry you when I grow up?" Naruto said with a smile.

But after he finished speaking, he closed his eyes and waited for the iron fist to arrive.

However, after waiting for dozens of seconds, the expected pain in the top of the head did not come.

Naruto opened his eyes and saw Calamus's busy back, he immediately wondered if he used this trick too much and it didn't work...

But logically speaking, it shouldn't be. I don't use this sentence very often, and the shortest interval is once a week.

Suddenly, I heard the busy calamus with his back turned to him suddenly say such a sentence.

"Naruto, you will be a ninja from tomorrow..." Iris asked casually.

"Ah, it should be..." Naruto replied indifferently.

If there is no accident, I should be able to become a ninja smoothly, after all, I have already mastered the low-level three-body technique test six years ago.

Just because it is a peaceful age, since Uchiha Itachi graduated from the ninja school ahead of schedule a few years ago, the Third Hokage has ordered that no special circumstances be allowed to graduate early.

"Really..." Calamus's busy movements paused for a moment, "Then you..." Just as Calamus spoke halfway, bustling voices came from the street.

"Hey! Shadow Rock looks like this again!"

"This kid... is really naughty..."

"Don't say that, after all, it's a child of the fourth generation..."

Naruto was also attracted by the sound outside, so he leaned back so that the two stool feet were suspended in the air while maintaining a balanced posture, which was extremely difficult for ordinary people, to stick his head out to check the situation outside.

Calamus didn't care much about these outside things, and continued to be busy on her own, but seeing Naruto's curious look, she still asked, "Did something happen outside?"

Naruto still maintained this difficult posture, "Ah, it seems that some mischievous kid poured paint on the shadow rock again..."

"Huh? Isn't that troublemaker you?" Calamus said.

"Don't be embarrassing, I've only done this kind of thing once, and it's all old things, how many years ago..." Naruto waved his hand, "And I poured golden juice , the vitality is much greater than this!"

"Golden juice?" Calamus stopped moving, tilted her head and looked at Naruto suspiciously, obviously she didn't understand the new words that kept coming out of Naruto's mouth.

"Golden juice, commonly known as Ollie, commonly known as dung water..." Naruto explained.

However, as soon as he finished speaking, he felt a blow to the head, and then lost his balance and fell down together with the stool under his feet.

But he didn't get up right away, because at this moment he was more concerned with the scene in front of him.

The figure of a beautiful girl with fluttering blond hair and double ponytails jumped quickly from the second floor above him, followed by two ninjas wearing Konoha green ninja vests.

Just because Naruto looked at him in a daze, Acorus thought that because of the one he threw just now, he fell down.

She hurried out, ran to Naruto, and carefully lifted him up.

"Are you okay? Naruto?" Calamus asked with concern.

At this time, Naruto, who was supported by Calamus Jade to sit up, just looked at the direction in which the blond girl of the same age as him left just now, a little dazed.

Calamus saw him in a daze, his pale lips parted slightly, and just as he was about to speak, Naruto stood up suddenly.