Horror Recovery: Drunk SS-level Ghost Bride at the beginning

Clap your palm hard.

Then continue to carry the coffin to climb up the mountain.

The coffin was lowered.

Su Bei listened silently to the movement outside.

The sound of firecrackers, the sound of performing rituals, the sound of slaughtering chickens, the sound of old men crying...

He wasn't too happy with his first funeral.

Even lying in the coffin, Su Bei yelled vigorously: "Feudal superstition is not acceptable, we want civilized burial."

"It's so noisy, can't you change to another cute girl to cry?"

Outside of the horror game, the audience's perspective was different from that of Subei.

They watched helplessly as the coffin containing Subei stopped at the Baifan mourning hall.

The coffin contained a living person.

Those who go to pay homage to northern Jiangsu, weeping and offering incense are stiff corpses, and the servants are working, and those who come and go are paper figurines painted with blush and dressed in pink and willow green.

The scene was eerie and terrifying.

Then the coffin was lifted up by ghosts and paper figurines and transported up the mountain to the dug earth pit for burial.

Just when the coffin was about to be buried.

Su Bei yelled in the coffin for his sister to cry for him.

"Oh, it seems that Su Bei is going to be over."

"The dead send the living, this scene is too horrible! I dare not sleep tonight."

"Upstairs, I'll come to your house to accompany you. Is your bedroom spacious?"

"Su Bei is funny. How could those ghosts cooperate with him? Could it be that he really found a girl to cry for him?"

"I think people in northern Jiangsu have a good mentality. If someone else is in the mood to have fun when they are about to die, this is the interpretation of a happy person with life."

"Long live the cherry blossom sauce, the Dragon Kingdom must be defeated!"

However, things developed beyond the audience's expectations.

The ghosts froze for a moment when they heard Su Bei's voice.

"If you don't meet the requirements of the living, they will cheat the corpses and do evil after they are buried."

"This is the rule passed down from the ancestors."

"The female ghost can't go up the mountain to watch the burial, or let the paper doll come."

The white-bearded ghost pointed to a paper man wearing a paper skirt with a blurred face.

Judging from the clothes, this is probably a female paper figurine, which barely meets the requirements.

"You kneel down and cry for him, and let this kid finish his wish and go to the ground as soon as possible."

The paper figurine floated in front of Su Bei's coffin, sobbing and crying.

"Woo~"

The cry was hoarse and unpleasant, like the mountain wind had hung up old newspapers.

Su Bei listened carefully for a while, and said angrily, "Don't think I don't know, you are fooling me with paper figurines."

"I'm no longer a two-thorn ape. I don't like paper people, especially this kind."

The ghosts outside the coffin were embarrassed.

How did this kid find out?

How did they know that Su Bei's five senses were strengthened.

He has extremely keen hearing, and the coffin is not thick, so he can hear very clearly.

"This kid is really troublesome."

"Let's send paper figurines to the foot of the mountain to call some older daughters-in-law and younger girls."

A few old-looking ghosts hurriedly ordered the paper-attached person to call for someone.

The paper figurine descended the mountain with a strange smile that had never changed for thousands of years, and brought three bewildered female ghosts over after a while.

"Come and weep over this coffin."

Crying for the living?

The female ghosts hesitated and were reluctant.

How can there be ghosts crying for human beings, and they don't want to lose face when it gets out.

However, the other ghosts were tough.

There was no other way, and he knelt down in front of Su Bei's coffin, pretending to cry.

"Hey~"

"Woooooo~"

I'm finally satisfied this time!

It was the first time that the ghosts encountered such a difficult living person, and they borrowed the power of the ancestor's precepts by coincidence.

"The one on the right, do you think I didn't notice it? You didn't cry at all."

The female ghost on the right side in front of the coffin drooled while looking at the chicken head on the ground and the chicken blood splashed all over the floor.

After hearing Su Bei's words, look at the unkind expressions of the other ghosts.

The old ghost with white beard was quite majestic, and said: "Listen to him."

The female ghost quickly hummed and began to cry.

"Wow~"

Su Bei was overjoyed to see the ghosts so obedient.

Could there be some mystery.

Naturally, he would not let go of this opportunity, so he continued to criticize.

"The one in the middle, your voice is too high, lower it, and use a little emotion."

"The one on the left, the crying rhythm is a little slower, and the other ghosts can't keep up."

"The one on the right is you, stop sniffling."

The female ghosts cried for a full two hours, and Su Bei was still taking pains to correct them.

Under the command of Su Bei, a funeral crying chorus was born.

The female ghost crying in front of the coffin's facial features were deformed, and her seven orifices were bleeding from pain.

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Only the eyes of hatred stared at the coffin.

I can't wait to take Su Bei out and dismember him now.

The other grimaces were all black.

This human being is too good at talking, how long will it take to go on like this?

They looked at each other and made a decision.

"I'm all ghosts, what are the rules of my ancestors?"

"Just bury the coffin, it sounds annoying to me."

"Now I can't wait to pull that guy out and give him a knife. Why does he have so much trouble?"

After deliberation, all the ghosts reached a consensus.

Send Subei down to earth.

Pull away a few female ghosts who cried until they collapsed and lost their minds.

The ghost and the paper figurine are holding paper shovels, and one ghost and one shovel are going to send the north of Jiangsu to the west.

The audience in front of the screen did not dare to breathe.

An outstanding people's entertainer, artist.

Is it going to burp today?

Is there any way for Su Bei to save himself?

Su Bei was lying in the coffin, and suddenly realized something was wrong.

There is an anomaly in this land, and the ghostly aura is too strong.

"No wonder I heard a ghost walking around the coffin outside. It turned out to be looking at Feng Shui."

If this is buried for Su Bei.

Even if they don't die, they will become ghosts, zombies and the like.

Su Bei felt that he could save a little more.

Take out the accumulated ghost coins from the space.

"Ding ding ding dong~"

There was a clattering sound of metal clashing inside the coffin.

It's like many copper coins colliding with each other.

"It's a pity, so much money will be buried with me."

"One, two... 190 pieces."

Outside the coffin, ghosts with shovels heard movement.

Money, and a lot of it!

Most of them are poor ghosts here, and they haven't seen a single ghost coin for several years.

But a human being in northern Jiangsu has such a huge sum of money.

Li Gui's eyes were red.

Looking at each other, they all stopped burying the soil unconsciously.

"That's the voice of ghost coins, I can't hear it wrong."

"190 coins, I have never seen such a ghost coin until now."

"What does a human want ghost coins for, why not leave us 0..."

The ghost was short of breath, struggling to dig a hole in his throat to relieve his difficulty in breathing.

A ghost couldn't stop swallowing.

Even the pale and blue grimace seemed to turn rosy.

The eyes of the three female ghosts lit up when they heard that there were ghost coins.

Yelled: "We cried for so long, we should share more."

The feng shui ghost refused to accept: "I chose this burial place based on my ability. With my unique skills, I should get the most."

The coffin-carrying ghost was afraid of falling behind and said, "We are the most tired of carrying the coffin, so we won't be able to share our hard-earned money."

Immediately, the ghosts quarreled in front of the coffin.

A disagreement erupted into a conflict, and the ghosts were extremely ruthless.

In an instant, the stumps of hands, feet and limbs flew together, and blood and flesh flowed horizontally.

The audience was startled.

"Fuck, ghosts are also greedy for money."

"Some ghosts are also transformed by humans, and some ghosts are more greedy than humans."

"It's not that there's a saying that money can make a ghost turn a mill, and money can make a mill turn a ghost."