Sha Shuxuan: "..."
No, I didn't ask, you said it yourself.
"Everyone, the Mass Burial Hotel has arrived. Passengers who get off the bus, please get off at the back door..."
Bang Dang~ The car door opened, and the two of them looked out through the car window.
Each of the graves is bulging, with white spirit-calling banners stuck on them.
A pale, wrinkled face was pressed against the car window, and the two people in the car exchanged glances.
Sha Shuxuan was taken aback.
With a calm expression, Su Bei let out a sigh of relief towards the car window, and slowly drew two letters "sb" with his fingers
The old lady couldn't read letters, so she laughed and said, "Handsome guy, do you want to stay?"
"Fifty Mingchao single tomb, [-] Mingchao double tomb, plus [-] luxury tombs."
Su Bei leaned over and asked cheaply, "Do you have any special services?"
The old lady looked at Sha Shuxuan who was beside Su Bei, and then at Su Bei.
With a knowing smile, showing a mouthful of yellow teeth, he said: "There are some, you will know when you come down."
When Su Bei heard the old lady's answer, he looked disdainful: "Hehe, who do you think I am?"
"Wait, I will report your illegal operation later."
When the old woman heard the words, her face was ferocious, her skin was torn apart, and she was so angry that she cursed.
"Sun thief, don't run away if you have the ability, and see if I don't kill you."
The bus starts and goes to the next stop.
150. Su Bei turned his head and saw that the bus was full of "people" at some point.
A panting old man with a cane just got on the bus and turned around to see that there were no vacancies.
The ghosts have no intention of respecting the old and loving the young.
The old man slammed his cane and sighed, "Isn't there anyone willing to give up my seat for this old bone?"
The ghosts dismissed it.
Everyone is a ghost, why give up your seat because you died early?
Suddenly, the old man's eyes lit up when he saw the two of Su Bei.
Bang bang stood in front of Su Bei with a cane.
"Young people, respect the old and love the young on the bus, you young people are in good health, can't you give me a seat?"
The conductor looked over maliciously.
Su Bei secretly thought, it seems that there is a trap here.
If the seat is given to the old man, it may follow the wishes of the conductor.
If you don't give way, will there be any consequences?
In the car, the ghosts cast their gazes over one after another.
"I don't know that living people who respect the old and love the young don't give up their seats to the elderly."
"This kind of person has the nerve to live. If I were him, I would just hit him head-on to death."
"Condem them, condemn them!"
Su Bei chuckled: "A bunch of double-standard dogs, why don't you let them go?".
Chapter 113 Competing with ghosts and pouring cappuccino for auntie
The ghosts stopped talking, and stared directly at Subei with their eyes.
What a bold living man!
"You are a young man, what happened to the old man?"
Sha Shuxuan saw that the ghosts were furious, she gritted her teeth and stood up to give up her seat to the old man.
"Isn't it just a seat, I'll give it to you."
The old man tapped his cane very proudly.
The conductor laughed ho ho, and couldn't wait to pounce on him.
Just wait for Sha Shuxuan to leave the seat, then you can do something to Sha Shuxuan.
Su Bei held Sha Shuxuan who was about to get up.
Looking at the vicious ghosts around him, Su Bei paused and said: "She is pregnant, she cannot give way."
The ghosts looked at Sha Shuxuan's flat stomach, and couldn't help but suspect that the ghost was born.
You call this pregnant?
"I've only been pregnant for a short time, so I can't see it now."
Su Bei explained again that Sha Shuxuan felt embarrassed when she heard this.
But she also understood what Su Bei meant.
The ghost old man may have ulterior motives in competing for the seat.
If there is no seat, they are likely to be in danger.
"That's right, I'm pregnant. You can't make me a pregnant woman, can you?"
Maybe there is some kind of weird rule on the bus. After knowing that Sha Shuxuan is "pregnant", the ghosts no longer make things difficult for her.
Instead, the spearheads were the same, pointing at Subei.
"She's pregnant. You, a man, won't be pregnant too."
The old man was a little impatient, and the crutches tapped on the handrail again and again, making noise.
Su Bei smiled, and said without blushing, "Although I'm not pregnant, I'm disabled, so I can't give up my seat to you."
The old ghost's eyes widened, and his eyes turned around Su Bei.
But did not see any defects.
"There is a price to pay for cheating a poor old man."
There was a rancid smell coming out of the old man, like a corpse after being steamed by the high temperature in summer.
Nails that were stuffed with dirt turned black and grew long, and he stared at Su Bei fiercely.
Su Bei didn't say much, and took out the dagger.
Puff~ A knife was stabbed hard into the thigh.
Arrogantly said: "Now my leg is injured, I can sit here." "
This is a ruthless person!
The ghosts have erratic eyes, and now it's the old man who can't get off the stage.
Neither is it standing back with a cane, nor is it standing.
The old ghost's facial muscles twitched, and black blood vessels burst out.
Its face changed, and it took off its right eyeball.
Click!
He swung the crutch vigorously and hit his right leg, breaking another leg.
The old man's left eye was bloodshot, blood and sweat oozes from his pale face, he panted and shouted: "Now, I am more disabled than you, you boy, give me your seat."
"Okay, you are cruel enough."
Su Bei gave a thumbs up, and under the complacent gaze of the old man, he swung the dagger again.
He also took off his two legs.
"Compared with Su Bei, are you worthy?"
Sha Shuxuan turned pale when she saw the bloody scene.
If he didn't know that Subei's self-healing power was strong, he would still be able to connect his broken limbs.
You have to be terrified.
But the old ghost didn't know, he was dumbfounded.
He sucked his teeth so hard that he almost bled.
All the ghosts on the bus watched it silently.
It means, when it's time for you, don't hurry up.
The old ghost wiped off his cold sweat, and then became ruthless.
Swinging the crutches, there were a few clicks of bones cracking.
His left leg and hand were broken, and even his abdomen was stabbed.
"Now, give up my seat to the uncle."
The conductor walked up to him silently, and said grimly: "The old man is even more disabled now, you should give him a seat."
It seems that it is clear to target the two people in northern Jiangsu.
Su Bei raised his dagger silently, under the horrified eyes of the old ghost.
It was inserted into the old ghost's only remaining right hand, and his last right hand was also removed.
Opening the window, he threw the ghost old man out with lightning speed.
The action flows smoothly.
"You young man doesn't talk about martial arts!!"
There was a faint roar from outside the window, and Su Bei was calm and composed: "No one asks me for a seat now."
The conductor gave Su Bei a hard look, and walked away helplessly.
As an employee on the bus, it couldn't take action against Subei for no reason.
"Hmm, is this respecting the old and loving the young? You have learned it."
"Haha, I found a way to say no to bus moral kidnapping."
"I'll break my leg right now, and see who dares to ask me to move my position."
Amidst the noise in the live broadcast room, a reminder to get off came from the bus again.
"Everyone, the Wu Zang Hospital is here. Passengers who get off the bus, please get off through the back door..."
The little girl in Su Bei's pocket hurriedly crawled out of her pocket when she heard the words "five internal organs hospital".
"Looks like we've arrived, let's get out of the car."
Su Bei said to Sha Shuxuan.
But the most urgent thing is to get back the hand that acts as the handbrake.
"I'm entangled with the conductor, you go and get the other hand first."
Su Bei winked at Sha Shuxuan, then walked towards the conductor by himself.
Seeing Su Bei walking towards him, the conductor smiled coldly.
On the bus, the conductor is forbidden to take the initiative to take action. If the passenger provokes the situation, the situation will be different.
Unexpectedly, Su Bei took out a glass of wine and asked the conductor, "Auntie, would you like a cappuccino?"
The conductor turned his eyes and nose crooked angrily: "You are the aunt, and your whole family are all aunts!"
However, the hand unconsciously took the wine glass, and the conductor was horrified.
"I obviously don't want to take your glass, why is my body out of control?"
"No one can refuse my toast. By the way, Auntie, are you interested in learning about Pale Angel?"
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