Crashing, but behind the spirit simulator

Rita... well, Rita should be fine too.

……perhaps

Rita: smile

Schrödinger: smile

The problem is big, let's go! ?

Seeing the two girls looking at each other with smiling expressions, Liu Bai wanted to throw Shakespeare, the guy who took the initiative to set off the Shura field, into the sea to feed the sharks.

That's why Bianca was unexpectedly reassuring at this time.

"That red-haired dwarf is really inexplicable."

Bianca didn't understand the atmosphere at all, and took out a knife from her satchel.

"Such a big apple, everyone who sees it will get a share, how about sharing it equally?"

"I think it's okay." Liu Bai immediately agreed.

Benefactor -!

"...Since Master Bianca has said so, I have no objection."

"...Second, that guy is extra annoying today."

"Really, that guy doesn't think an apple can make a good show, does he? What kind of stupid story...not interesting at all."

While complaining, Bianca cut the apple into thirds neatly.

The two girls who were smiling at each other silently looked away after hearing this sentence.

call……

Liu Bai breathed a sigh of relief, for the first time he felt that it was an advantage not to understand the atmosphere.

"But having said that, Rita, who did the protagonist in the original story give the golden apple to in the end?" Bianca asked curiously.

"Hmm... I remember it was Aphrodite, God of Love."

Rita took the apple handed by Bianca, and replied softly, and at the same time glanced at Schrödinger with a smile on her face.

She had played Cupid in that scene just now.

"Thank you." Schrödinger took the apple, and then looked at Rita, "but the gift of Cupid triggered the Trojan War-in the end, it still didn't make Paris happy."

Ah... why does the smell of gunpowder feel stronger?

Chapter 99 Ways to Get Stupid to Listen to You

"Miss Schrödinger, do you think choosing Hera will make Prince Paris happy?" Rita's smile remained unchanged.

"No." Schrödinger shook his head while playing with the apple in his hand, "I didn't say that... But at least, it has been confirmed in the myth that Aphrodite cannot give Prince Paris happiness, right?"

"..."

Rita felt as if she had been hit by a self-destructing truck.

The other party obviously used this to disgust her.

"But having said that, the goddess Hera is supposed to be the buffoon that Shakespeare himself will play...Really, why should I get involved?"

Schrödinger sighed boredly when he arrived, and left with the apple talking to himself.

"..."

Although Schrödinger turned around and left, Rita still felt that she was shocked.

"Um... what are you two talking about? Discussing mythology?"

Bianca showed a completely incomprehensible expression.

"...It's like this, Lord Bianca, I'm going to prepare dinner first, let me take my leave."

"Oh..." Bianca nodded slowly.

Is this probably a bad break up?

Although Liu Bai thinks the ending this time is pretty good...

"Is there something wrong with the atmosphere just now?"

Bianca reacted belatedly.

"...they all want to eat apples?"

...Isn't this completely unresponsive?

"Uh...probably, but anyway, thank you for today's matter."

"?"

Bianca had a question mark on her face.

For the sake of Bianca's rescue, Liu Bai sighed and explained: "Because the matter of dividing apples is not just an apple, even if I know that an average score is the best way, I can't so."

This matter is not as simple as dividing apples!

After Shakespeare left, to put it nicely, it was to express goodwill, but to put it bluntly, the meaning of Apple has become "courtship".

In this case, even if Liu Bai wanted an average score, he couldn't say it directly - the atmosphere of the occasion was not suitable.

"……don't know."

Bianca thought for a while before shaking her head, "However, Mr. Guardian Spirit, who do you think Prince Paris in the myth should give the golden apple to?"

For some reason, Bianca felt that she really wanted to know the answer.

"From a mythological point of view, it seems to me that this is a dead end, even if Paris is so eloquent, it can't change the ending-because women are mostly emotional creatures, let alone goddesses? And they are still moody Greeks. Goddess... so unless Paris can conjure two more golden apples out of nothing, he will be dead anyway."

Liu Bai sighed, thinking of Shakespeare's play again.

"But then again, according to the performance in the myth, if you choose among these three...maybe choosing Athena is the option that can live the longest, probably."

"why?"

"Because Athena is more reasonable?"

"Oh……"

"Of course, in terms of mythology... Thanks to the fact that it was just a Shakespeare play..."

Liu Bai sighed extremely tired - even though he didn't have such a thing as a heart.

And Bianca turned her face sideways, not knowing what she was thinking.

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[After several days of sailing, driven by high-speed ocean currents, you have successfully arrived at the Yucatan Peninsula]

[After landing on the island, after some exploration, you met a girl dressed as a primitive man—although theoretically speaking, the other party should be the Mayan civilization]

[You were once considered to be 'federals' by the other party, but after a short communication, the other party confirmed your status as 'drifters' and asked you for assistance—and promised that after that, you would let her... cough, she The village can do anything. 】

It doesn't make sense for you to say that...

[After entering the village, you found a group of primitive people in the same costumes invading the aborigines of this village. They advertised themselves as "civilized" - but Miss Bianca's fists are not civilized at all]

【—or, more civilized than them】

[After repelling the opponent, you were warmly received by the village chief Tasumar, and at the same time, you also knew that the girl who asked you for help was the witch of this village, Iconal. 】

"Goo... so, so spicy!"

After taking a bite of the tortilla in her hand, Bianca was immediately choked to tears.

"T-Digital A-rank Valkyrie, she will never lose to Pepper or something!"

"If you change this line a little bit, you will defeat the female knight..."

Liu Bai complained, "But if you can't eat spicy food, it's better not to be brave. Generally speaking, since this kind of reaction occurs on the mouth, there is a high probability that it will also appear on the buttocks the next day."

"Don't say such disgusting things!"

"...This is the sincere advice from the elders." Liu Bai sighed.

The girl dressed as a primitive looked at Bianca who was blushing, "Miss Bianca, who are you talking to?"

"It's just the guardian spirit of Rita and me..." Bianca curled her lips, and casually looked at the tortilla in her hand, "But this tortilla is really delicious, the lean meat, fat meat, and tomato are roasted just right! It's just, it's just because I wasn't mentally prepared that I got hot all of a sudden, it's nothing at all!"

Anyone could see the bravery on Bianca's face.

"Well, I'm serious, if you force yourself... Miss Bianca, you don't want your ass to become hot tomorrow, do you?"

"Gu... just, it's just a chili pepper..."

Obviously, Bianca had already retreated, but she couldn't let go of her face again, and didn't want to admit defeat to the tortilla in her hand.

"In that case, I'll ask the village head's grandma to put more peppers in the next pot."

Shakespeare is still the fun guy.

"Gu..."

"Alright, alright, Rita, please ask the village head to save a few pancakes for the next pot without pepper."

Liu Bai couldn't stand it anymore - he still hasn't forgotten Shakespeare's hatred for him last time!

"understood."

[Bianca Compatibility +5%]

"But having said that, in fact, it's already less spicy for our taste..."

Liu Bai compared the pancakes in Bianca's hands with the pancakes in the hands of the aborigine Iconal, and the number of peppers was obviously very different.

Hearing Liu Bai's words, Bianca's stubbornness came up again, and she reached out to pick up the cornbread that she had eaten.

"...No, even so, don't hold on here...Although you really want to add an unforgettable memory to your ass, I won't stop it. After all, it's good to accumulate more life experience at your age. of."

When it came to the end, Liu Bai's voice already carried the meaning of watching a good show.

"..."

Butt, or the "dignity" of an A-rank Valkyrie?

...Sure enough, it's still a butt.

After all, if something happens to my butt, my dignity as a girl will be ruined...

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[After a short but pleasant meal, you learned from Iconal that the next ten days are Mayan civilization festivals, and primitive civilization festivals are often inseparable from gods]

[So, your Iconal talked about the Mayan gods, and then discussed "faith"]

"Speaking of which, Miss Bianca, the guardian spirit you mentioned before...is it a god?"

The primitive girl asked cautiously, the makeup on her face did not conceal her beauty.

"There was indeed a nun who called me a god..." Liu Bai chuckled with nostalgia, "But that was a long time ago. But I have nothing to do with the gods, after all, I am not omnipotent , and secondly, the wish cannot be fulfilled.”

"Compared to God, he is more like a friend?"

Bianca thought for a moment and replied.

"That guy really can't be explained with our existing knowledge... Even though I don't have much knowledge either."

Bianca rarely acted as if she was a little smarter, but she didn't get smarter for more than two seconds.

"All in all, I don't think that guy is a god... What do you think, Rita?"

"Mr. Guardian Spirit... I also don't think he is a god. Of course, I can't explain his existence."

"……why?"

Confusion appeared on the Mayan girl's face—isn't this unexplainable mysterious existence a god?

"Well... because I think, if Mr. Guardian Spirit is really a god, then the world must have been peaceful long ago, right?"

Rita showed a pure smile that left Econal speechless.

"...I really envy you guys."