chat group for the fourth disaster

The Chat Group of the Fourth Natural Disaster Author: Silver Moon Who Wants Sister Li

Introduction:

When Amiya opened Qiecheng's coffin to reawaken the doctor, she looked at the empty coffin at a loss.

When Ya Dock decided to act as a model worker again, she looked at her old opponents equipped with 425 railguns, 1400 cannons, and 800 cannons in the distance and always felt that something was wrong with them.

When Archimonde came out of the summoning circle, he looked at the crowd of Titan-level super flags around him and always felt that he had gone to the wrong door.

This is a story of a group of friends in a chat group traveling through their favorite worlds and still in the same chat group.

1 We shouldn't be discussing this topic!

Cross

Refers to the living beings that escape from a world or plane due to some unexplainable reasons, such as evil aliens, the will of the universe, void creatures, space-time cracks, various accidents, and even waking up from sleep. The act of reaching another world or plane.The two most common ways are to replace the original character through soul wear, or to become a character that does not exist in the plane being traversed.

Most traversers will pass through human-shaped creatures, and a small number will become non-humanoid creatures such as weapon spirits and wild monsters.

Of course, most traversers can no longer return to the original world to tell their own stories after crossing. They can only convey their message to the original world by changing the traversed world and increasing the information disturbance of the traversed world.

. . . . . .

2020·X month X day X hour X minute

In a certain chat group, a group of sand sculpture friends are chatting about their own sand sculpture topics.

Suddenly, the group leader, Aite, spoke together: "@all members heard that they can travel through their favorite games, and the players of other games are very happy, but the players of Warhammer and Black Soul are crying. In addition, players like Jian Niang and Shaoqian Before crossing, I urgently asked for Huiyuan Shenbao Tablets and Liuwei Dihuang Pills to protect my waist. Funny. jpg."

Seeing the group leader's speech, the group members immediately repeated a row of small question marks at the bottom.

Nelson-Lily: "? Group leader, you have a question, why are you saying this suddenly?"

Deacon Feng Ye: "It doesn't matter even if you travel to the kiln, one a day is enough."

Riddler: "Wait, am I the only Warhammer player in the group? My God! If I travel to Warhammer and become a big guy, then I will be gone."

Mysterious stranger_Brother Fatly: "Traveling? Okay, okay! Wait, why do we Black Soul players cry? Warhammer players cry to death, okay? If we really crossed, the fireproof girl must be my wife! Fireproof Women are number one in the world!"

Canglan Steel only loves Yamato: "You only have one wife when you travel through the black soul, and we have N wives when you travel through the kiln. Funny. jpg."

Mysterious stranger_Brother Fatly: "N wives, aren't you afraid of turning into a human being? It's okay to play jokes, do you really think you're an ancient god?"

Canglan Steel only loves Yamato: "Eh? Don't we all have an identity and golden finger when we travel through time?"

Mysterious stranger_Brother Fatly: "You read so many novels for nothing? Cheats and system streams are not popular anymore! Now many time-travel novels have nothing in the past, how about starting from scratch!"

Prophet Acatez: "You can't say that. What if one of us has a golden finger after time travel? It's like time travel. Before time travel happens, no one knows whether they are sleeping or not. Time travel. Right? After time travel, who knows if you have a golden finger? Of course, I personally prefer that the time traveler should enjoy some benefits no matter what. There must be a golden finger or a system, right? If not, [-] centimeters will do. !"

Deacon Feng Ye: "Pfft! Eighteen centimeters...! Are you trying to conquer the world through women?"

Prophet Acatez: "Mouth! I think you are envious!"

Deacon Feng Ye: "Who is envious? I'm just telling the truth. But speaking of it, if you really achieved the achievement of conquering the world through women through time travel, can I think you are like the concubine of ancient times? "

Canglan Steel only loves Yamato: "What the upstairs said is well-founded and convincing!"

Mysterious stranger_Brother Fatly: "What the upstairs says is well-founded and convincing!"

Riddler: "What the upstairs says is well-founded and convincing!"

Group leader Gou: "Interrupt the re-reading! I think it makes sense, but do you dare to say that you don't like the feeling of not having to work hard? Funny. jpg."

Mysterious stranger_Brother Fatly: "That's right! I almost didn't think about it, isn't it because I don't have to work hard anymore. jpg?"

Group Leader Gou: "But speaking of it, things like cheats or systems are also random, right? It's impossible to get what you want, right? So, let me say that no matter what cheat or system, if it is true You have to be lucky enough to travel to a good world after time travel. Like I said before, if you time travel to Warhammer, I think it’s better to directly GG with laughter and laughter. What do you think? I think if you time travel , I definitely prefer ship R. Missouri is the best in the world! I always like Missouri. jpg!"

Mysterious stranger_Brother Fatly: "The fireproof woman is number one in the world! I don't accept rebuttals!"

Star of the Sky: "Queen Kai is number one in the world! Shock!"

Bai Hualin: "M4 little princess is number one in the world! You are all scum!"

. . . . . .

Looking at all the sand sculpture group friends in the group who started to call their wives the number one in the world, the group leader Gou who successfully changed the subject hid his credit and fame, and walked away.

He turned off the group chat in front of the computer, and clicked on the mobile game simulator on the computer desktop.

"Battleship girl, R~~~!"

"Today's ship r daily task has not been cleared yet, hurry up and clear it."

"Aku that one!"

"Fang Zhou hasn't cleared his sanity yet, so hurry up and clear it up."

"Captain to the bridge!"

"..."

It took about an hour to finish all the dog group owners who are currently playing mobile games, X off the emulator, and reopen the group chat.

At this time, the group was silent, and even the last time the group members spoke was half an hour ago.

Group leader Gou: "@All Members, what happened? Why don't you dragon kings spray water?"

Mysterious stranger_Brother Fatly: "Master Gou, haven't you received it?"

Group Leader Gou: "What did you receive?"

Mysterious stranger _fatly brother: "Screenshot. jpg."

Group leader Gou clicked on the screenshot, and was immediately happy.

Group leader Gou: "@Mysterious Stranger_fatly brother, don't you take it seriously? If this is true, then I have to congratulate you! When you come back, take our group of friends there Have a look?"

The content of the screenshot is nothing special, but the sentence above is impressive.

'Do you want to time travel?Do you want to travel to your favorite world to see it? '

Mysterious stranger_Brother Fatly: "Master Gou, if it was just me, I might have thought it was a virus in the computer, or someone played a prank on me. But everyone received it... scared. Lexington only version.jpg."

Group leader Gou: "Watt? Have you all received it? Is it true or not?"

Members of the crowd: "Screenshot +123456789."

Group leader Gou was startled, and clicked through the screenshots one by one, and found that except for the different sizes of the screenshots, everything else was exactly the same.

Group Leader Gou: "Wait, why did I confiscate it..."

The moment he finished typing and just hit enter, a pop-up window appeared in front of his computer, and it was no surprise that it was the sentence that all the group of friends had received before.

As he hit the carriage return, an inexplicable force reverberated in his room.

Immediately afterwards, a black hole sucked Group Leader Gou in.

At the moment he was sucked into the black hole, he regretted why he typed so fast.And, why are they discussing this topic.

2 What about my cheat system?

No. 1814055 outside the port area · the sea area around the home port

On a reef protruding from the sea, a young man with black hair and black eyes suddenly sat up from his dying illness on the reef.

"I'm... where is it?"

He sat on the reef with his butt hurting, looked around and asked the question that all traversers would ask.

Immediately afterwards, he recalled what happened before he fell into a coma, his face changed drastically, he looked around again and complained in pain: "Grass! Take me to such a trap! Although it is not unacceptable to accept the fact, but at least throw me somewhere with people! I am not some inhuman creature through time travel, throw me into this vast sea without food or drink, Doesn't this kill me?"

Looking at the uneven area of ​​the reef, which is only enough for one person to lie down on, he said with a dark face, "It's just such a small place, how can I draw a Disney logo and let them pick me up? Don't bring such a thing." !"

The young man groped around in distress for a while, and apart from finding that he was traveling through in a suit of clothes and shoes, there was some good news compared to all the bad news.

"The muscles on my body are much richer, and I feel that my physical fitness seems to have improved compared to before. But what's the use of this? If I were to say that I could learn from Robinson Robinson on an island, why would I be on an island? On the reef where the birds don’t shit? How can you learn from Robinson? Do you want to learn from seals to bask in the sun on the reef?” The young man looked at the reef and slapped it hard.

"Hiss! Why can't I think about shooting rocks..."

The effect of force is reciprocal, so as much force as the reef bears, the palm of the young man bears as much force.

"This is how to do ah..."

The young man looked at the sea with a sad face and was stunned for a while, deciding that as a traveler, he must not sit still.

"First of all, I have to find a way to get water. People can only live for three days without drinking water, especially in the sea where the sun is so hot, I can't bear it for two days at most, so I have to find a way to get water first. Secondly , I have to find a way to find something to eat, and secondly, I need to find a way to make a fire..."

But when he raised his head after planning on the reef for a long time, all his courage was drained away.

"It's fine to let me travel to a deserted island, but why did you let me travel to a reef!" The young man sighed, and then leaned forward regardless of the reef's discomfort.

After lying down for a while, he suddenly thought of a question.

It is said that time travel will either be accompanied by a white-bearded grandpa or a white-haired and childlike grandma who will revert to a child, or accompanied by a system cheat who has a different personality and can become a girl, so what about yourself?I read a lot of time-traveling novels, why don't I try shouting?

Doing what he thinks, the young man climbed up from the reef and began to call out his system gold finger.

"system?"

"Goldfinger?"

"Miss sister system?"

"Dear? Zaima?"

"My little sister of the golden finger system? Zaima?"

"Sand sculpture system zaima?"

"Gold finger zaima?"

"..."

He gained nothing but dry mouth.

"...Isn't it? Am I really so unlucky? I don't have any system cheats?" After trying for a long time, the young man gave up in frustration.

He looked up at the dazzling sunlight, and decided that even if he became the most embarrassing traverser who died suddenly at the beginning, he must maintain his dignity as a traverser!

He straightened his clothes, washed his face with sea water, and lay face down on the reef.

. . .I am the dividing line lying on my stomach. . .

"Missouri, are you out on patrol today?" The blond-haired ship lady asked her green-eyed companion.

"Well, I don't know what's going on today, and I'm always a little restless, as if something is about to happen." Missouri nodded to her companion, her pretty eyebrows knit together.

"Huh? Do you feel the same way?" The blond ship girl frowned and asked Missouri.

"Huh? Do you also have Richelieu?" Missouri asked Richelieu in surprise.

"It's not just me, Dunkirk, Strasbourg, Lyon, Flandre, Fantasia, and the sisters in the dormitory next door. I suddenly feel uneasy today. Why don't you go to your beautiful Where can I ask?" Richelieu asked Missouri.

"Missouri? Richelieu? You two are here! May I discuss with you? Can I lead the team for today's daily patrol?" The ship's wife, who has light blonde hair, wears a military cap and a sailor suit skirt, and The two asked after greeting each other.

"I don't think you need to ask Missouri. Even companies have this feeling, so you must all have this feeling. But, why do you have this feeling? Even when you fought with Deep Sea before, you didn't have this feeling! This What is this feeling?" Richelieu's face became more and more ugly after hearing what the company said.

"No matter what it is, we must first ensure the safety of the port area. In addition, I found something that may have something to do with it?" The enterprise thought for a while, and asked the two of them uncertainly.

"Well, you say. Whether it's true or not, this is also a possibility." Missouri took out a notebook and a pen, and prepared to record what the company wanted to say.

"Do you feel that our contract with the commander... has been strengthened?" Enterprise asked the two of them hesitantly.

"Huh? Strengthened?" The two looked at her suspiciously.

"Yeah, I always felt restless when I got up today, and I wanted to go out for a walk, and then I tried to talk to the commander. No matter how we talked to the commander before, the commander couldn't hear us, and he wouldn't respond to us But today, I seem to have heard what the commander is saying, but unfortunately he said it too fast and too short a time, so I didn't hear clearly." The enterprise said a little unwillingly.

"What? Are you sure?" Missouri and Richelieu looked at each other, staring at the enterprise and asked.

"Of course, can our ship girl still lie? We are not deep sea. It's just that no matter how I talk to the commander, the commander has not responded and returned to the same state as before. If it weren't for this incident in the morning, I have the impression that Deep, I'm afraid I thought the commander couldn't speak like before!" Enterprise blinked his big blue eyes and said to the two.

Missouri and Richelieu looked at each other, and then Richelieu said first: "Enterprise, what you said... I'm sorry, but there is not much circumstantial evidence or proof from other sisters, so we can only temporarily put your Thought as a guess..."

"Who said no one can prove it? I will prove it! I also feel the bond between me and the admiral, which has deepened!"

3 Ghost!

In a red and black kimono, with long black hair swaying to her waist, the petite ship girl with black hair and black eyes stood in clogs and said in front of the two who were still a head taller than her.

"Akagi? Aren't you here...?" Missouri looked at Akagi in surprise, the question she was about to ask was immediately interrupted by Akagi.