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"Tsk tsk tsk, you still say you don't care about my man? Old woman, take care of yourself! For such an older person, don't think about old cows eating tender grass! What's more, you still haven't seized the opportunity to let tender grass An old woman who ran away by herself!" She proudly turned around in front of Kelsey, showing off her graceful figure.

"Oh? My youth will last forever." Kelsey said indifferently.

Tallulah frowned when she heard that, and after looking at Kelsey aggressively, she sneered, "I have a better figure than you."

"I am forever young."

"I can gather people's hearts!"

"I am forever young."

"My legs are longer than yours, and my hips are taller than yours!"

"I am forever young."

"My tail is longer than yours, he likes my tail!"

"I am forever young."

"I know a lot of tricks, and he is so attached to me!"

"I am forever young."

"My two horns can be used as a steering wheel for him!"

"I am forever young."

"... What else do you have besides eternal youth?"

"Shall I take you back to the storage room in Rhode Island and show me my certificates and degrees?"

"..."

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Wu Han naturally didn't know how his wings were knotted in front of the little rabbit who had shocked my mother for a whole year. At this moment, he just put on a coat and was standing in front of Wei Yanwu with his head slightly bowed.

Seeing Wu Han like this, Wei Yanwu felt more and more uncomfortable the more he watched, he snorted coldly and said, "Why is the big man lowering his head? Raise his head up!"

Wu Han raised his head and looked at Wei Yanwu.

However, after raising his head for a while, Wei Yanwu felt uncomfortable again.He knew what was wrong with him. The father-in-law saw the fault of his son-in-law, but he was not going to change it.

Just when he was about to speak, Wu Han took the first step and said: "Wei Gong, I know I was wrong, please don't say a few words to calm down. I know you don't like me now, so I won't say much. But I will promise you that I will give Xiaota happiness, and I will never break my promise on this point. Words are useless, just wait and see."

Wei Yanwu was planning to preach to Wu Han at first, but when he saw how good he was, he said coldly: "Hmph! The last sentence is quite responsible!"

"I don't dare not to take responsibility! If I do something like this, won't Xiaota chase me down with a 40-meter-long sword?" Wu Han smiled wryly at Wei Yanwu.

"Huh? Don't you still want to take the responsibility?" Wei Yanwu's eyes changed, and he said coldly.

"No, no, Duke Wei, I didn't mean that!" Wu Han hurriedly shook his head and waved his hands.

"Humph!"

Wei Yanwu snorted coldly, took a deep puff on the cigarette, and suddenly said to Wu Han after exhaling the smoke ring: "Choose a date, hurry up and marry Xiaota!"

"Ah? Duke Wei, what did you say just now?" Wu Han almost doubted his ears, he asked in a daze.

"I said, choose a date early and marry Xiaota!" Wei Yanwu took a deep breath and repeated it again.

"Ah? Duke Wei, what are you... talking about?" Wu Han was ecstatic at the moment, but for the sake of safety, he decided to ask again.

"bass!"

"Little bastard, let me warn you not to go too far! How many more times do you want to hear it? Xiaota protects you, you are indeed safe, but I, as your father-in-law, beat you and she has nothing to say!" Wei Yanwu pulled out his sword , staring at Wu Handao viciously.

"Haha...hahahahahahahahaha! Thank you Duke Wei! Thank you Duke Wei! Thank you Duke Wei! Duke Wei Gaoyi!"

After Wu Han got Wei Yanwu's confirmation, he became incoherent in excitement.

Seeing his excited appearance, Wei Yanwu at least confirmed that the pig who had stalked his own cabbage was very fond of cabbage.

"Thank you, Duke Wei, for making it happen!" Wu Han formally said to Wei Yanwu after the music was over.

"You still call me Duke Wei?" Wei Yanwu looked away and snorted coldly at him.

"I'm not calling you... Oh! I understand! Thank you uncle and father-in-law!" Wu Han instantly understood Wei Yanwu's thoughts, and he immediately changed his words.

"It's not easy for Xiaota. She is a girl who has been away from my shelter for many years and worked hard in Usas. You can't help her a lot without knowing the hardships. I owe her and her mother a lot, and I owe her a lot. I will slowly make up for it in the future. By the way, tell me honestly, how did Xiaota become an infected person? Even if it was for her ideals and beliefs, she would not have done so. Wen Yue and I asked her several times , she avoided the topic." Wei Yanwu sighed and asked Wu Han.

"I persuaded, but Xiaota insisted on becoming an infected person. She said that only in this way can the infected people believe her, otherwise the infected people would not trust an 'outsider'." Wu Han shook his head, and said helplessly to Wei Yanwu.

"...Okay, the infected... Then it seems that I'm on the right track to cooperate with Rhodes Island!" Wei Yanwu looked thoughtfully at the logo of Rhodes Island on Wu Han's coat, and then suddenly agreed. He asked: "Boy, tell me the truth, how many do you plan to marry at the wedding? As far as I know, Xiaota has been in Usas these years, and there is a girl named Alina who has a relationship with her It's very shallow. And... you also have a very deep relationship with this Miss Alina!" Wei Yanwu looked at Wu Han with a half-smile and asked.

Chapter 278 Shocked!An executive of a well-known pharmaceutical company is actually a fan of heavy metals

Wu Han looked at Wei Yanwu who suddenly smiled at him, and his heart was full of grass and mud.Only then did he realize how naive he was in wanting to marry many wives and turn Rhodes Island into a Rhodes Island paradise.I thought I just need to strengthen my body and make sure I don’t accidentally break a bone, but now. . .

Seeing Wu Han's silence, Wei Yanwu guessed the answer.

He wanted to say something, his mouth opened and then closed.

"Sorry, uncle and father-in-law, if you want me to marry Xiaota alone, please forgive me for refusing. What you don't know is that the relationship between me and Alina is just like the relationship between me and Xiaota. Back then I was seriously injured when I left Chernobog, and I couldn’t move anything except the parts above my neck. It was Xiaota and Alina who never left me in the severe winter of Ursas. Even in the most difficult time, they never gave up on me, so if you insist on asking me to choose between Xiaota and Alina...then I can only apologize Let me tell you that I want it all." Wu Han said the strongest words to Wei Yanwu in the weakest posture.

"What?! You want them all? You little bastard! Do you really think I have a good temper?" Wei Yanwu said angrily when he heard Wu Han's answer.

"No, no, Mr. Wei, calm down, calm down. I'm not afraid of making fun of you if I say it. My first time was with Xiaota. Yes, you are right, it was last night." Looking at Wei Yanwu, he heard himself With a weird expression on his face after the self-explosion, Wu Han told him with a wry smile how he was delicate and weak before, and it was not until last night that Tallulah, who took the initiative, successfully took the first kill.

"...So, Wei Gong, apart from Xiaota, Alina has been waiting for me for a long time, and I have to give her an explanation. Even if Xiaota doesn't object to the three of us being together, I will still discuss this issue." Have a good talk with them and respect their opinions." He said sincerely to Wei Yanwu.

"... Forget it, you young people can settle the matter yourself! Brat, I warn you, if you let me know that you will treat Xiaota badly in the future and give up, even if it is facing your god friend , I will make you pay the price!" Wei Yanwu looked at Wu Han for a while, hesitant to speak, and threatened him with a straight face.

"Of course, you don't need to do it. If I want to do something like this, Sister Huifeng in the group will definitely attack me first, and then all the friends in the group will kill me. Although everyone is a bit fraternal, they all hate scumbags " Wu Han assured Wei Yanwu, patted his chest.

"Hmph! I will always pay attention to you, brat!" Wei Yanwu snorted coldly, and then asked him, "Do you know why I told you this?"

"Hehe, of course it's Mr. Wei, you finally figured it out! Let me tell you, you shouldn't have rejected the throne at the beginning. As a result, you are not a human being, right?" Wu Han said to Wei Yanwu with a chuckle, scratching his head.

"Hmph! It's really smart, and it's worthy of being the evil spirit of the Tower of Babel back then. But there were many reasons why I gave up the throne back then, which is not something you should know. But now... since he has become more and more suspicious over the years, He even acquiesced in the collusion between his cronies and foreign countries, so don’t blame me as a brother for disregarding brotherhood!” Wei Yanwu recalled some of the information that the cat girl Ke Xiqie had revealed to him before, and looked into the distance with a sneer.

Wu Han also thought of some of the information revealed by the cat girl Ke Xiqie earlier, and he was also speechless.

You said that you, as the Emperor of Yan, actually acquiesced in your subordinates colluding with foreign dukes. Do you think the chair under your buttocks is too secure?

"Wei Gong, we have to think long-term about this matter. The immediate thing is to deal with the Black Snake Ke Xiqie first, and then we will gradually plan for the throne." He suggested to Wei Yanwu.

"Very good, brat, since you are so active, I will give you the task of solving the black snake Koshiche and the core city of Chernobog that is about to hit the dragon gate! During this period, I will not give you any For help, you have to rely entirely on yourself. You will get my initial approval after you do well." Wei Yanwu said to Wu Han with a change of face.

"Ah? Ah... well, well, who told you to be my uncle and father-in-law?" Wu Han smiled wryly, scratching the back of his head and reluctantly agreed.

"Of course, I will approve reasonable and legitimate requests within the Dragon Gate, but outside the Dragon Gate, you can only rely on yourself. Young man, work hard. I have prepared a lot of dowry for Xiaota! Haha! Come on! I am very happy Look after you!" Wei Yanwu laughed, patted Wu Han on the shoulder, turned and left the corridor.

Wu Han was stunned for a while, then he slapped his thigh and suddenly said: "Damn! After going around for a long time, we still fell in the way of Wei Laolong!"

Wanting to understand the joints, he hurried back to the room.Ignoring the weird atmosphere between Talula and Kelsey, he hastily turned on his phone.I was just about to ask the group of friends for help, but after flipping through the chat history, I suddenly lost my temper.

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Time went back to a few minutes ago. . .

Ace Combat = Song Lin: Speaking of which, dear brothers, I suddenly thought of a question!

Ship Girl World = Luo Yan: What's the matter?Long winded.

Ace Combat = Song Lin: I accidentally thought of some settings of the Ark yesterday. Think about it, the doctor existed before Rhodes Island was built and buried in the ground.Then, judging from the technology tree of the Ark that relies on archeology, which is the same technology as Protoss, and other hidden information, can we draw a conclusion—the doctor is actually the last human being left in the last era?

Ship Girl World = Luo Yan: Then what?These are all things that have been discussed rotten by everyone, let's talk about something that everyone has not discussed.

Ace Combat = Song Lin: Oh?It looks like I'm going to give you some serious news.

Ship Girl World = Luo Yan: What's the news?Could it be that Wu Han became Governor Schwarzenegger and turned Kelsey into a grip meter?

Ace Combat = Song Lin: Ahem. . .I speculated that Sword Tower might be an avid heavy metal lover!

Ship Girl World = Luo Yan: Speak human!

Ace Combat = Song Lin: To put it simply, the swordsman towers over him. . .It may be a hentai who likes to develop and refine heavy metals.

Ship Girl World = Luo Yan:? ? ? ! ! !

Battlefield 1 = Kotra: ? ? ? ! ! !

War Front = Land War Specialist/Wang Xuan:? ? ? ! ! !

World of Warcraft = Li Anming: Huh?What's going on?Worried!I'm excited when you say this!

Stars=Grey Wind: Hmm, if Song Lin's statement can be justified, then I can consider giving you an enhancement plan for free~!

Tomorrow's Ark=Wu Han: What the fuck?As soon as I came in, I saw that you were hacking me again!Song Lin, you bastard!

Chapter 279 Am I copper?

Ace Combat = Song Lin: Ah, here. . .Wu Han, why are you here?I heard you became an adult?Congratulations, do you need me to get you some little blue pills?

Tomorrow's Ark=Wu Han: Get rolling!You keep it for yourself!And don't talk nonsense, I don't, I'm not!Don't give me any blame!What kind of heavy metal lovers, I have never done it!

Ace Combat = Song Lin: This. . .how to say?To be reasonable, Wu Han, according to the various clues given by Fang Zhou, saying that you are a fan of heavy metal cultivation may not have wronged you.

Tomorrow's Ark=Wu Han: You are sincerely looking for faults, aren't you?Believe it or not, I closed the door and released the small tower?

Ace Combat = Song Lin: Don't worry!Listen to me and see if what I said makes sense. If it doesn't make sense, I will naturally give you compensation as the price for nonsense.

Tomorrow's Ark=Wu Han: Good!You say, I'd like to see what you can come up with!Such a positive person like Lao Tzu, how did he become a fan of heavy metal cultivation?If you don't make it clear to me, I'm not finished with you!

Ace Combat = Song Lin: Yes, yes, I know, I know, how about giving you two hundred points then?

Tomorrow's Ark=Wu Han: Good!This is what you said!

Ace Combat = Song Lin: Okay, let me start talking!cough cough!First of all, my above argument is completely speculated based on the plot setting released by Miss Eagle Horn in the game. If there is a mistake, it is Miss Eagle Horn's fault, not mine.

Ace Combat = Song Lin: According to the information recently released by Ms. Eagle Horn, we have inferred that the Swordsman Tower existed when Rhodes Island was just built and there were no beast girls on this land.

Ace Combat=Song Lin: How did the pure-blooded humans disappear in the last era, how did the origin stones form, etc. We will not talk about these due to the lack of information.We now fast-forward to Rhodes Island being re-excavated and activated, during which time the former Sarkaz Empress clearly knew about the ambiguous relationship between the Sword Tower and Kelsey.This reveals a hidden message, that is, the age of Swordsman Tower is likely to be older than Kelsey!

Ace Combat=Song Lin: Then think about it, Swordsman Tower, who is older than Kelsey, started posting with the female operators on the island after selectively deleting his past memories.Think about the fact that Swordsman Tower is older than Kelsey, and think about the age of the female operators on the island, what kind of behavior do you call this?Manually funny. jpg.

DOOM=Drence: The behavior of an old cow eating young grass, sure. jpg.

Stars=Grey Wind: If you follow Song Lin's words. . .It can really go round!

Ace Air Combat = Song Lin: @明日前船 = Wu Han, how is it?Am I right?

Tomorrow's Ark=Wu Han: Wait a minute, you have a problem here.

Ace Combat = Song Lin: What's the problem?

Tomorrow's Ark=Wu Han: You are talking about the Swordsman Tower before crossing, what does it have to do with Wu Han after I crossed?Therefore, your statement is not valid!

Ace Combat = Song Lin: Ah, here. . .

Tomorrow's Ark=Talulah: Huh?what are you guys saying?How do I see Wu Han being furious for a while, and dejected for a while?

Tomorrow's Ark=Wu Han: Xiaota, me. . .

Ace Combat = Song Lin: Tallulah?Tallulah, let me tell you, Wu Han. . .

'Group member ace air battle=Song Lin was silenced by administrator group star=Grey Wind for 10 minutes. '

Stars=Grey Wind: It’s nothing, I just suddenly remembered everyone’s age, Xiaota, how old are you this year?

Tomorrow's Ark= Tallulah: Me?Uh. . .Almost thirty. . .It is indeed a bit big.Why did you suddenly ask about your age?I flipped through the records. . .

Stars=Grey Wind: Ah. . .Wu Han, here. . .Sorry, I can't help you.

(Talulah checks the record ing...)

Tomorrow's Ark=Talulah: Oh, so I was talking about this. . .Well. . .Actually, what you call heavy metal fans. . .Should, could, maybe, probably. . .It's me and Alina.

DOOM=Drence: ? ? ?

Stars=Gray Wind:? ? ?

Ship Girl World = Xiao Yuhang:? ? ?

Tomorrow's Ark=Wu Han: Huh?

. . . . . .

In reality, Wu Han raised his head and put his hand on Tallulah's forehead. After feeling the temperature with the back of his hand, he wondered, "It's strange, you don't have a fever? Why are you talking nonsense in broad daylight?"

"Go! Be careful! There are still outsiders here!" Tallulah opened Wu Han's hand and said with a reproachful glance.

"Crunch...crunch...crunch!"