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Chat Group of the Fourth Natural Disaster Section 148
"Oh, I told you already, old girl is here, why don't you understand Swordsman Tower?" Nian curled his lips, then shook the picture scroll in his hand and shouted: "Hey! Old girl ! Wake up!"
"!!!"
In the astonishment of the people of Seris and the family members of the sand sculpture group, and in the eyes of the sand sculpture group friends who "really deserve to be my sister", an ink landscape painting with Chinese characteristics appeared in front of everyone.
Seeing this very familiar landscape painting hanging on a certain wall in Rhodes Island all year round, Wu Han had an ominous premonition in his heart.
He asked Nian: "Wait a minute, sister Nian, don't you mean that picture..."
"Yeah, that's the one. Who told the old girl to hide in there every day and only come out once in a while? Hey! Old girl! Get up! If you don't get up again, don't blame me for yelling you up!" Nian nodded to Wu Han, then patted a room on the painting and said.
In the eyes of the crowd, the landscape painting remained silent.
"Tsk! Sure enough, you still have to work hard to get you out, old girl!" Nian didn't care about the strange eyes of the people around her, and casually touched a red cylinder with a thread on the top. come out.
This thing is nothing else, it is the firecracker that everyone has played in childhood and is familiar with.
"Isn't it? Sister Nian, calm down! Shall we stop shouting?" Wu Han saw the red firecracker in Nian's hand, and immediately understood what she wanted to do.
"laugh!"
"Ah? Swordsman Tower, what did you say? I didn't hear clearly just now." Nian snapped his fingers and ignited the firecracker in his hand, and then precisely threw it into the exquisite mountain hut in the landscape painting, then looked up at his swordsman tower asked.
The corners of Wu Han's mouth twitched, and he sighed, ready to appease Xi, who was bound to be furious next.
"You are really good to me! Sister! Sister! Nian! I said don't bother me!"
Sure enough, with a shout of fury, a dragon girl with black hair and green horns and a pair of blue flower arms came out of the painting with a murderous look, holding a sword and staff similar to Goujian, the king of Yue.
The great painter of Rhodes Island, one of the fragments of gods who are in charge of the power of painting in the world of Terra, Miss Xi stared at her sister with a murderous expression on her face.
Looking at Xi Na's murderous appearance, you said that she will start a sister-in-law fight in the next second, stage a sister-friend sister-in-law, and others will believe it when you hand out the sister-in-law and filial piety sword to your sister.
"Hey, Swordsman Tower, people are here! I brought my old girl here for you, and I yelled out, I have nothing to do with you!" Miss Nian didn't care about her sister's almost murderous eyes, Turning around and clapping his hands, he said to his Swordsman Tower.
'stare! '
Following Miss Nian's words, Miss Xi turned her murderous gaze to her swordsman tower, and launched a death gaze attack on him.
"Hey! Who, you said just now that our reasonable demands can be met, right?" Miss Nian didn't care that her swordsman tower was being attacked by her sister's death gaze, she called out a ceremonial officer from the Seris Empire the official asked.
"Hello, Your Excellency the Dragon Lady, what do you need?" the official from the Ministry of Rites who was stopped turned and saluted and asked.
"Do you have any chili here? It's very hot." Nian asked the official from the Ministry of Rites.
"Chili? Do you want raw or dishes containing chili?" the official of the Ministry of Rites asked Nian.
"It's all right, let's not pick. I only have one request, that is, the hotter the better, not those peppers or sweet peppers that are not spicy at all. Understand?" Nian put forward his own request to the officials of the Ministry of Rites.
"Okay, please wait a moment, I will go and prepare for you." The official of the Ministry of Rites said goodbye to Nian.
Nian finished explaining her request, but when she turned around and saw that her sister was still staring at her swordsman tower, she couldn't help reminding: "Hey! Old girl! There are still many people watching over there. Let’s go! After you go back, you can do whatever you want to clean up the Swordsman Tower in private, but now it’s in public, and there are many friends from the Swordsman Tower watching over there. You should at least give him some face?"
After finishing speaking, Ms. Nian pointed to the sand sculpture group friends who had already pulled out their mobile phones and started taking pictures and videos.
"..."
Miss Xi looked in the direction her sister was pointing at, twitched the corner of her mouth, gave her Swordsman Tower a hard look, then picked up the painting on the ground and threw it into Wu Han's hand, saying, "I know I agreed. You draw a picture, and call me when you need me to draw. If you didn't call me when you need to draw...huh!"
Wu Han, who was blamed, nodded to the great painter with a bitter face, and then watched Miss Xi wave the 'Goujian Sword of the King of Yue' in his hand, and disappeared into the painting in the blink of an eye.
. . . . . .
Seeing that there were no melons to eat over there, the friends of the sand sculpture group looked at each other.
"I'm coming!"
"Everyone, get ready!"
"Listen to me, get ready, one, two, three! Start!"
Seeing Wu Han walking towards this side holding the painting that had been hidden for a long time, the sand sculpture group friends, led by an unscrupulous group leader, shouted at a certain swordsman tower in unison.
"Wu Han, you won't break a bone again, will you?"
It can be seen with the naked eye that the Swordsman Tower, who just came out of the ICU some time ago, was full of black air and roared at these unscrupulous sand sculptures.
"roll!!!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
Everyone looked at Wu Han, who became angry from embarrassment and wanted to throw Xi's house in his hand, and burst out laughing.
What made Wu Han speechless was that although he didn't know what these people were laughing at, their wives or relatives and family members who followed the fourth natural disaster also laughed together.
What made others even more numb was that the people I brought showed embarrassing but polite smiles after hearing the names of the group of friends and seeing their hilarious laughter.
Of course, all of this has nothing to do with Wu if Lunshe is to die.
In fact, Mr. Wu only has two emotions of embarrassment and embarrassment. If he really wants to die on the society, it is not Mr. Wu.Anyone who knows Wu knows that compared with other races on Terra, Wu Han's body in the Swordsman Tower is indeed delicate and weak.
If Lunshe really wanted to die, it would be an elite operator from Rhodes Island, the eldest sister of the guard department, who is good at using a chainsaw, nicknamed Happy Sawman, who uses a speed of [-] yards to dribble into people, The culprit who led to the previous admission of his own swordsman tower to the ICU——Miss Huang.
Chapter 384 Little Cute Elura 131/194
While the sand sculpture group friends were beating each other, chatting and persecuting each other, the family members who followed them across the world for the first time and came to another world also looked at each other curiously.
Except for those stupid and cute people who are really insensitive and are responsible for selling cuteness, all the people who came to the other world through the portal realized the great value of this portal and the group of friends who mastered the portal.But correspondingly, some people from the same world also had some misunderstandings about each other.
No, Princess Wenyue had just followed Wu Han to the vicinity of the Sand Sculpture group of friends, when she saw a somewhat familiar face.
"You are...?! If I remember correctly, you are Ursus' newly appointed Duke of Cosche, right?" She looked in surprise at the white-haired and red-eyed catgirl Kosche in Ursas military uniform asked.
"You are...? Oh, I remembered, you are the former Crown Princess, Her Highness Princess Wenyue, right? I heard that you plan to change your identity and become the queen of Dayan? It's a good idea. But... you say I If you pass this news to that suspicious real dragon of Dayan...hehehehehe..." Catwoman Ke Xiqie held a goblet half filled with red wine, with a sinister smile on Princess Wenyue Said.
"What do you want to do?!" Chen sir was taken aback for a moment, and then Xiao Bao got angry and glared at the cat girl Ke Xiqie.
"Quiet, Xiao Chen." Princess Wenyue called Chen sir, and then asked the cat girl Ke Xiqie with a smile: "I didn't expect that the grand duke of the Ursas Empire, the immortal Ke Xiqie, You actually belonged to us? Your Excellency, you said that if I pass this news to the emperor of your country...hehehe..."
"Huh? Ke Xiqie, are you causing trouble again?" Kotla, who heard the movement of the two, got out of the sand sculpture group and asked the catgirl Ko Xiqie with a frown.
"Oh, Mrs. Wenyue, I'm sorry, the discipline at home is not strict, please forgive me if there is anything wrong with it!" He said apologetically to Mrs. Wenyue.
"It's okay, it's better to say that I know that a grand duke who should be in a hostile relationship in theory is one of us. This kind of surprise is more interesting than her previous provocation like a cat." Wen Yue The princess smiled at Cotra.
"You, you, you!" the catgirl, Ke Xiqie, immediately prepared to fight back with words.
"What are you? Elbow, come into the house with me! Everyone, wait for me for a while, I have something to do with my cat girl Ke Xiqie." Cotra grabbed her by the tail, then nodded to Princess Wenyue, and pulled her cat girl Ke Xiqie. Xiqie walked towards his residence not far from the square.
"Huh? Wait a minute, auntie, the air here...is my feeling wrong?" Sir Chen breathed the air of Serris for a long time, and suddenly he frowned and found that there seemed to be something wrong.
"Xiao Chen, have you noticed?" Princess Wenyue asked her niece with a smile.
"Here...here...there is no origin stone dust in the air here!" Chen sir told his aunt in shock about his discovery.
"Eh? Officer Chen, did you just find out? I just noticed it when I stepped through the portal! The air here doesn't have the feeling of itchy nose after breathing hard. It's much better than the world we live in!" Huang Mao Mao, who came out of the previous social death scene, said to her after hearing Chen Sir's exclamation.
"This also shows from another direction that it is possible for ore disease to be completely cured here. The organ or part infected by ore disease is removed through surgery, and then the organ or part cloned by cloning technology is transplanted. After a long period of cultivation , and then wait until the ore disease patient is completely cured, and the blood source stone crystal density in the body returns to normal after testing, and then they can return to normal life again." Wu Han's voice rang in the ears of several people.
"Eh? Swordsman Tower? Are you done so quickly?" Huang Maomao curiously asked his own Swordsman Tower who had just left from the sand sculpture group.
"Well, I'm done talking with them. I just remembered this, so I'll tell you about it. For example, Sir Chen's ore disease, and Xiaota and Alina, as well as Frost Star, Patriot, and Rhodes Island There are many operators infected with ore disease on the Internet, and there are many patients who are infected with ore disease. I think that as long as there are sufficient conditions and correct methods, they can all be cured or alleviate their own pain. Ore disease is just a It is a very terrible disease, and people with ore disease are just patients with infectious diseases. Before they got the disease, they were the same as us, and this is not a reason to treat them as aliens and wantonly persecute and abuse them.” Wu Han said Huang nodded and said.
"It is precisely because of this that I chose to join Rhodes Island and become an elite operator of Rhodes Island." Huang nodded in agreement.
As soon as she finished speaking, her big eyes lit up as if she had discovered Amiya.
"Swordsman Tower Swordsman Tower! There is a cute little girl over there! Can I go and say hello to her?" She pointed to an elf girl with white hair and red pupils and long ears and asked Wu Han.
"Oh, it's Li Anming's little girlfriend? Yes! But Huang, let me remind you, I don't know if the physique of people in other worlds is the same as that of people in our Terra world. You have such great strength, so be careful. Broke someone, ah bah, broke a bone." Wu Han reminded Huang of the tragic story of being hit by a 40-yard dribble into the ICU, and seriously told Huang.
"Oh, don't worry about the Swordsman Tower! I have a sense of proportion!" Huang Maomao got the permission, and immediately rushed towards Elura excitedly.
She came to Elura, looked at the cute and cute elf girl and asked cautiously: "Hi little sister, what's your name? I'm Huang, from Rhodes Island, I can touch your long ears ?"
"Hi, I'm Elura, from Azeroth, the ears of our elves can only be touched by those closest to us, I'm sorry, Big Sister Cat." Elura had a sweet smile on her face. Xiang Huang shook his head shyly.
Huang was thinking about how she dealt with the underage operators on Rhodes Island and the local children when she was on a mission. She took out a few candies from her pocket and put them in her hands and asked Elura: " Well, then can I be your friend, Elura?"
Elura took the candy, peeled off the wrapper and tasted it in her mouth.
"How is it? This is a local specialty when I was on a mission in Victoria." Huang asked Elura.
"It's very sweet, thank you, Big Sister Maomao!" Elura thanked very politely.
Chapter 385 Is it time to eat?
"Then sister will give you candy, can you let her touch your head? Your hair is much better than my sister's. Can I touch it if I want to? Of course, my sister will give you a lot of candies." Huang Huang Maomao took out some candy from her pocket and put it in her palm, and asked Elura.
"Well... well, but sister, you can't touch my ears!" Elura looked at the candy in Huang Maomao's hand and leaned her head into Huang Maomao's arms and said.
"Sure, sure, my sister keeps her word, and she won't mess around." Huang Maomao saw that he bought Elura with some sugar, and happily reached out to stroke Elura's smooth, soft and long silver hair back and forth. with.
However, before she could touch it comfortably, she felt her hand was empty, and then there was Elura's voice.
"Okay, Sister Maomao, you can't touch it anymore, the candy you gave can only be touched for a short while."
"Hey?! Why do you still have a time limit?" Huang Maomao was shocked, and then reached into his pocket to touch the few candies he had left.
Just when Huang was about to take out candies and continue to build a good relationship with the elf in front of him so that he could continue to touch her hair and ears that feel good to the touch, the voice of Sister Huifeng came out from the sand sculpture group of friends.
"Elula, Elura, stop eating candy, come here." She shouted to Elura.
"Big sister Maomao, I have to go there first, will you give me sweet candies later?" Elura asked Huang Maomao.
"Of course, of course!" Huang Maomao nodded as she looked at Elura's soft and smooth silver hair.
Elura ran to the sand sculpture group of friends, looked at Huifeng who called her and asked, "Sister, what's the matter with you calling me?"
"Oh, so cute Elura, let me hug you!" Sister Huifeng ran over and hugged Elura as she said, and after rubbing her delicate face vigorously, she asked Elura Said: "Elula, my sister has a few questions I want to ask you, how about if you answer my sister truthfully and then my sister will give you something delicious?"
"Is there any fruit? I like fresh fruit." Elura asked Gray Wind.
"Of course, as long as you answer the questions well, my sister will give you very, very delicious fruits." Gray Wind said while stroking Elura's smooth silver hair.
"Well, sister, quickly ask!" Elura nodded her head up and down, and asked Gray Wind expectantly.
"Elula, tell everyone, who is your favorite?" Gray Wind started to ask Elura.
"It's Li Anming!"
"why?"
"Because Li Anming rescued me from the slave trader! My parents said before they died that if anyone rescues Elura from the slave trader, then Elura will be with him for the rest of his life."
"What a poor child! Elura, my sister asks you, is it okay for the Duchess of Braumux to be your new mother?" Gray Wind asked with his arms around Elura after his eyes were red.
Hearing a question about herself not far away, Duchess Braumux immediately concentrated and pricked up her long ears.
"Duchess Braumux?" Elura looked at where Braumux was.
Braumux straightened her clothes immediately, and showed Elura a gentle smile full of maternal brilliance.
"Hmm... I think... okay?" Elura blinked her big eyes, and then said tentatively.
"Then Elura, who do you like more, Li Anming or the Duchess of Braumux?" Xiao Yuhang asked Elura while covering Li Anming's mouth.
"Hmm... like all of them?" Elura asked tentatively again.
"Cut... You can't do it, group leader, I'll do it!" Luo Yan, who was holding down Li Anming's left hand, cast a disdainful look at Xiao Yuhang, and then asked Elura with a friendly smile on his face: "Ellula , Let’s assume, I’m talking about assumptions, if Li Anming fell into the water, would you go to save him?”
"Don't Li Anming know how to swim? Why save him? He can swim up by himself?" Elura blinked her big red eyes and said, "Are you stupid?" ' looked at Luo Yan with that expression.
"Hahahahaha!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
"Hahahahaha! Did you see that? Luo Yan, are you stupid? Hahahahaha!"
The friends of the sand sculpture group suddenly burst into laughter.
Luo Yan himself laughed too. After he laughed, he regained his expression and asked Elura, "Oh, didn't I say that? Suppose, suppose, suppose Li Anming can't swim, and then he accidentally falls into the water Will you go and save him?"
"But why can't he know how to swim? He has to swim back and forth in the creek at the door several times every morning, and the speed is still very fast." Elura asked Luo Yan in confusion.
"Oh, I've said it all, hypotheticals! These are all hypotheticals. Suppose Li Anming is a landlubber, can't swim, and will sink if he falls into the water. Will you save him?" Luo Yan pressed firmly Holding Li Anming's left hand, he asked Elura with a smile on his face.
"Well... If... If that's the case, I will save him. Of course, I may sink into the river with him, because I only know a little water." Elura wrinkled her small face, her face showing He replied with a troubled expression.
"Tsk tsk tsk, amazing Li Anming! You are not a child bride! You are clearly a plan of Guangyuan's! You have been protecting you since you were so young, high! High!"
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