chat group for the fourth disaster
Chat Group of the Fourth Natural Disaster Section 157
"Ten million... Fuck! No way! Group leader, let's get drunk once, and two hundred million will be gone?! Don't!" Song Lin made some calculations, then jumped up and said.
"Two hundred million? Everyone, what are you talking about? I just need a few people to pay 29 Seris yuan. What is two hundred million? You must have misunderstood something. I, Mu Xueying, always do business with integrity. Ben, all the purchase bills are here, some of you can check them. The most serious loss you caused was a pair of three-color horses from the late Tang Dynasty. It was taken for 18.7 yuan. The others are small losses, and I thank the two ladies for controlling the scope and not letting the losses continue to expand." Mu Xueying looked at the bitter faces in front of her with a puzzled expression and explained clearly, and then said to Thank you, Richelieu and Hood.
"No, no, Miss Mu, we didn't say that you want too much compensation, we are just surprised that we have caused so much loss. I am very sorry! What kind of payment method do you want? Cash or credit card?" Xiao Yuhang quickly explained to Mu Xueying.
"Group leader, Lao Zhu hasn't swiped his card to pay yet!" Luo Yan covered his face and reminded Xiao Yuhang.
"Oh! Miss Mu, you need cash, right? Please wait a moment, I'll call and ask someone to bring the money." Xiao Yuhang patted his forehead and said to Mu Xueying.
"Cash? Alright." Mu Xueying nodded, thinking that she originally wanted to ask if there was a check. 29 in cash, I can neither handle nor safe by myself.
"Hello? Lao Zhu, are you free? Well... do you have 29 in cash? Ah? What do I want cash for? Uh...Me, Luo Yan, Song Lin, and Wang Xuan drank too much, and then got caught by Ze That guy Lanny got into a fight at the hotel. Now that he’s sober and caused losses to others, shouldn’t he be compensated? Ah? A black shop? Oh, no, no, no, it’s not a black shop. We asked your Jinyiwei for an old signboard! The name of the hotel? Where are we? Okay, okay, I’ll tell you it’s XXXXXXX, remember to bring money here!”
Xiao Yuhang told Zhu Luolang the name of the hotel and the current security police station, and then said to Mu Xueying: "Miss Mu, please wait a moment."
Chapter 409 What?I?Queen? 144/234
Zhu Luolang was waiting for someone sent by Wang Chengen to investigate Mu Xueying's current location, but he received a call from the owner of his chat group who was locked up at the police station due to a drunken fight and demanded compensation for the loss of the hotel.
"Wang Banban, wait first! Quickly ask someone to withdraw 29 yuan in cash." Zhu Luolang looked at Wang Chengen who had just turned around and was about to go out to order someone to investigate where Mu Xueying was now, and hurriedly called him to stop.
"Ah? Your Majesty, why did you spend so much money at once?" Wang Chengen was stunned for a moment, and asked his Majesty.
"Uh... The group owner and the others drank too much at noon, and then... now they are mediating with someone in the mediation room of the police station over there at XXXXX. The other party said that the total of consumption and compensation is 29 yuan, and Wang Ban will accompany you there. If you want to withdraw money from within, you should deal with it quickly, and don't bring too many people." Zhu Luolang said embarrassedly to Wang Chengen.
"Here."
Wang Chengen bowed, and when he got up, he suddenly remembered that the name of the hotel that His Majesty had mentioned just now seemed very familiar to him.So he hurriedly asked Zhu Luolang, "Your Majesty, which hotel did you just mention?"
"XXXXXXXX hotel and police station." Zhu Luolang repeated the address reported to him by Xiao Yuhang.
"Your Majesty, do you want to meet Miss Mu Xueying, Princess Qianguo?" Wang Chengen asked his Majesty.
"Well, Wang Banban, don't you know? Why did you say that?" Zhu Luolang asked him strangely.
"Your Majesty, what a coincidence! The owner of your friends who needs compensation is Princess Qian Guo. Your Majesty, do you think you should call the princess of Qian Guo into the palace directly, or should the old slave go to check on you first?" Wang Chengen smiled at Zhu Luo Lang asked.
"What a coincidence? Let me think about it..."
Zhu Luolang got up and walked on the same spot, and after presupposing the possible impact of his private visit out of the palace, he still decided to let them come to the palace.
"Wang Banban, summon the princess of Qian Kingdom to enter the palace immediately! No delay!"
"Here."
. . . . . .
In a certain public security police station, the group of friends in the mediation room and Mu Xueying waited for a long time before the emperor sent money, but they got a copy of the emperor's oral order.
"...Your Majesty calls urgently, His Royal Highness Qianguo Princess, please follow our family into the palace as soon as possible." The eunuch who came to convey the order said to Mu Xueying, who was confused and full of question marks, with a kind face on his face. .
"Ah? Wait, this angel, you said His Majesty summoned me? And it was an urgent call to enter the palace immediately?" Mu Xueying asked the eunuch Xuanzhi after a full 2 minutes of silence with a soulful expression on her face.
"Yes, Your Highness. Your Majesty ordered you to enter the palace immediately after receiving it without delay." The eunuch who passed the decree kept smiling and nodded to Mu Xueying for confirmation.
"Angel, but I... this..." Mu Xueying looked at the eunuch delivering the decree, and then at the group of friends sitting aside.
Emotionally, she couldn't accept that the other party had the ability to influence the emperor, but intellectually told her that the other party did have the ability to influence the emperor.
Seeing Mu Xueying looking at the group of friends with a troubled face, the eunuch who passed the decree quickly said to the group of friends respectfully: "Several, Your Majesty also invites several to enter the palace."
"Oh... Lao Zhu is really... a small matter, so much trouble. Okay, okay, this father-in-law, please tell the police here for us?" Xiao Yuhang said to the biography in front of him. The eunuch Zhi asked in embarrassment.
"Naturally. Everyone, please." The eunuch who passed the decree smiled slightly, and then led the way ahead.
As for the insignificant work of notifying the police station here, naturally Xiao Huangmen, who followed, went to help the eunuch pass the order.
. . . . . .
"Group leader, what's the matter with you? It doesn't matter if you're drunk, why are you still fighting? With whom? No one was killed, right?" Zhu Luolang looked at the four hapless guys, and asked Xiao Yuhang with concern .
"No, no, it's just that the four of us got drunk and fought each other, how could anyone die!" Xiao Yuhang replied to Zhu Luolang with an embarrassed face.
"Haha! I heard Zelani took the lead in doing this?" Zhu Luolang asked Xiao Yuhang with a smile.
"Well, don't worry, we have already discussed how to punish that guy." Xiao Yuhang nodded to Zhu Luolang with a dark face, and then asked awkwardly: "Old Zhu, we accidentally caused losses to other people's shops, The people took the bill and calculated the total to be 29. The money you send us every day is not enough, can you see if you can put it first, and then we can share it to discuss a suitable ratio and pay you back with points?"
"It's easy to talk about, let's talk about this in the group. Group leader, since you are an ancient god, you must have a grasp of people's hearts, right? How do you feel about Princess Qianguo after you get in touch with her?" Zhu Luolang Thinking of the identity of the group leader, she asked him eagerly.
"Ah? Princess Qianguo? Who is it?" Xiao Yuhang asked in confusion.
"It's the master you need to compensate, Mu Xueying. To be honest, you must have heard about it in the past few days since you came here. Now the ministers and I have had a hard time thinking about the candidate for the queen. Finally, after thinking for a long time, I finally thought of her." It happens that you got in touch with her before I did, what do you think of her? If you think it's okay, she is the candidate for queen." Zhu Luolang explained to Xiao Yuhang his embarrassment during this time.
"I'm sorry, Lao Zhu, this matter can only be decided by you. You must also know the special nature of the chat group. Since you have decided to make Serris the sole ruler of this world, you can only decide on the candidate for the queen. As written in the group agreement, we will not interfere with the world of group friends, nor will we put forward our own suggestions, and the world of group friends is their own property. Of course, if there are two or For more than two group friends, it depends on how they talk." Xiao Yuhang shook his head, persuading Zhu Luolang.
"This... well, the group leader, when I summon Mu Xueying to test her later, how about you helping me sense her emotions?" Zhu Luolang asked Xiao Yuhang.
Before Mu Xueying was summoned and confirmed to be the queen, the relationship between the group of friends and the emperor naturally had to be concealed from her.She might be able to guess that the relationship between the group of friends and the emperor is very close, but she never imagined that the relationship between the group of friends and the emperor is even closer than she thought.
"Okay, no problem." Xiao Yuhang nodded.
Zhu Luolang gestured to Wang Chengen, and then Wang Chengen cleared his throat and sang, "Princess Xuanqian, daughter of King Mu, Mu Xueying sees you!"
Mu Xueying, who had been waiting outside, suppressed her apprehension, and walked into the hall to bow down.
"Chen Mu Xueying pays homage to His Majesty!"
"Let's get back down, Mu Xueying, princess of Qianguo, I heard that you are now in my boudoir, and I intend to marry you as queen with three letters and six ceremonies. What do you think?" Zhu Luolang was beyond everyone's expectations, straight to the point. Mu Xueying asked.
"what?"
Chapter 410 Beast Ancestor Derence
Three books and six rituals are the marriage customs and etiquette of the Han nationality. 'Three Letters' refers to the documents used in the process of 'Six Ceremonies', including letter of appointment, letter of ceremony and letter of welcome. "Six Rites" refers to the whole marriage process from proposal to marriage.The traditional marriage customs of three books and six rituals have a long history and can be traced back to the Western Zhou Dynasty.The "Six Rituals of Marriage" in the Western Zhou Dynasty had an important impact on the forms of marriage in subsequent dynasties.
The "Three Books" are the documents used in the marriage process, which can be said to be an effective written record to protect marriage in ancient times.respectively refer to:
Appointment letter: the document for engagement.In Najib (a marriage contract between a man and a woman), the man's family handed over the letter to the woman's family.
Ritual book: the document used when exchanging gifts, listing the items and quantities of the exchanging gifts.
Welcome book: the document for marrying the bride.It is a document given by the man to the woman when he greets the bride and walks through the door.
"Six Rituals" refers to the six etiquettes, referring to Nacai, Asking Names, Najib, Nazheng, Asking Dates and Greetings.
(In order to avoid everyone saying that we have too many words, so here is just a short version of copy and paste. If you are interested in the details, you can read it later.)
For ordinary people, the whole process of the weddings of dignitaries and dignitaries is no different from them except for the degree of luxury.
After Mu Xueying passed Zhu Luolang's test, she was taken directly to the imperial study by Zhu Luolang before she could recover, and was announced by the emperor in front of all the pillars of the Seris Empire. At the big wedding ceremony, she will marry the emperor Zhu Luolang as the mother of the world, the incomparably noble Queen Seris.
Due to the tight schedule, everything was kept simple and fast.Wang Chengen, the head of the royal family, carried a pot full of strong tea, and arranged all the attendants, eunuchs, maids, and female officials in the entire palace to set up various facilities to check for hidden dangers.
Zhu Luolang originally wanted to go through it with Wang Chengen and personally supervise him, but he was persuaded by his own chief steward and all the chief stewards with the reason of 'Your Majesty, you are not here to speed up, but to slow us down' take a break.
But before resting, according to the custom of Seris, two young men with plump vitality must sleep with them on the bed.
then. . .
"Don't look at me, we all have wives, Lao Zhu, you go to Song Lin and the others. I can't guarantee anything else, but I know Song Lin is the absolute best." Faced with wanting to ask the group of friends to help suppress Zhu Luolang on the bed, Xiao Yuhang pointed at Song Lin without thinking.
Zhu Luolang just wanted to retort, "Everyone has time-traveled, who doesn't have many girlfriends or lovers yet!" ’, and then looked at Song Lin in shock and snorted at Xiao Yuhang with a dark face, stood behind him and said angrily: "The owner of the dog group is right, I will be one of the two tonight."
"Where is Wang Xuan? If I remember correctly..." Xiao Yuhang saw that one candidate had been settled, and looked at another group friend who he remembered had no girlfriend.
"Don't look at me, I'm not pure anymore." Wang Xuan pretended to be shy and quickly waved his hands to the group of friends.
The 1.8-meter big man acted shyly like a little girl, causing everyone around him to roll their eyes, and everyone stayed away from this shameless guy with a look of disgust.
"Uh... When did you? Forget it, I don't ask about this kind of privacy. Emmm... Hey! Li Anming! What about you?" Xiao Yuhang looked at the other person who had always been single in his memory, but just A group of friends who have only left the singles in the past few days.
"Uh... the group leader, have you forgotten that Lao Zhu's request is unofficial? Why don't you go to Derence?" Li Anming took a small step back, and turned to Zhuang, who was holding a huge rabbit doll. Hanu pursed his mouth.
"Me? Have you forgotten my love for rabbits? So I'm sorry, I'm not pure anymore." Dach went offline, and Derence went online. Derence, who is in charge of the body, waved his hands to everyone with a smile. Said the bunny doll.
Wu Han frowned when he saw the rabbit doll in Durance's hand, and realized that it was not easy.He called to Durance and asked, "Wait! What do you mean, Durance? What is in your hand?"
"A rabbit doll? What's the matter? Wu Han?" Derrance looked at the rabbit doll in his hand and replied to Wu Han.
"I know it's a rabbit doll, I mean, why is the rabbit doll in your hand the image of my family Amiya?" Wu Han looked at the rabbit doll with long brown donkey ears in Derensi's hand with a dark face and said to him asked.
"Is this Amiya? I don't know, it was made by Dach." Derrance looked at the rabbit doll in his hand, and asked Wu Han with a surprised expression.
"..."
Wu Han was silent for a while, and then said viciously to Drence: "Drence, tell Daqi not to have any ideas about my family's Amiya! Oh yes, there is also Frost Star!"
"Uh...I think...you have misunderstood Dach. Dach is a Fu Ruikong, the severe kind, and he is not interested in your Amiya and Frost Star, ah bah, he is not interested in Terra Superman. He likes Beifeng, and is not interested in human form." Derence said with a smile, Wu Han, you are worrying too much.
"Wait, Derrance, haven't you ever thought that when Dach is doing something with Tutu that makes him happy but Tutu would suffer, isn't the body he uses is yours?" Kaiwen Liu Asked Durance with a strange expression.
"!!!"
"!!!"
"!!!"
"Damn it! It's so perverted!"
"Tsk tsk tsk! What kind of tragic behavior is this?"
"Hey! The policeman, there are perverts here!"
The group of friends didn't want to be wrong at first, but when Liu Kaiwen said this, they all looked at Derence dumbfounded.The group of friends around him immediately took a few steps back, as if avoiding something dirty.
"Hey! What kind of eyes are you looking at?" Derrance immediately looked around the group of friends with a dark face, then glared at Liu Kaiwen and said: "You mobile meme pollution, believe it or not, I will visit your house for half a year and a year, and Let's chat with the demon princes, the demon princes, the demon gods, and the like!"
"Come on, I happen to be implementing a plan right now, and you're doing me a favor by doing this." Liu Kaiwen said nonchalantly.
"Wait a minute, we're in a crooked building! Now we should discuss which group of friends other than Song Lin can go to sleep with Lao Zhu, instead of our XP system." Seeing that the building was crooked, Xiao Yuhang hurriedly asked Return the building to the right.
"No! I absolutely don't want it! Derence is really scary! Master's sexual orientation is normal! Beast master Drenz, go away!" Zhu Luolang immediately shook his head and refused.
"If that's the case...Old Zhu, is there a rule that someone who presses the bed must have someone? How about counting me in?"
Chapter 411 The first cross-world transaction outside the group of friends 145/234
"Who?" Zhu Luolang followed the prestige.
I saw a "swollen nose and swollen face", covered with a veil, without a nose and mouth, and wearing a strange armored humanoid creature hiding in a corner and weakly raising its hands.
"Yo! Isn't this Zelani? How did it become like this?" Zhu Luolang asked knowingly.
"...Why do you ask so many questions? You just say it's okay?" I used the stealth skill to get away, and then I was caught by four unlucky guys who had prepared for it with the anti-stealth skill in the dormitory area of the group of friends. Zelani, who was beaten up, asked with a dark face.
"Hmm... It doesn't seem to be impossible? By the way, Zelani, are you a man?" Zhu Luolang lowered his head and pondered for a while, then suddenly asked Zelani.
"I am your father!"
"Hahahahaha!"
. . . . . .
After arguing for a while, Zhu Luolang took Song Lin and Zelani back to his bedroom.
"Wow! Old Zhu, your bed is really big!" Song Lin said in surprise when he saw that the bed was three or four times bigger than the dragon bed in the Forbidden City and covered with soft bedding.
"Well, my bedroom is quite big and there are a lot of things. Song Lin, you can come and play with me when you are free! It doesn't matter if you are tired from playing. My bed is also quite big. If you are tired from playing, you can sleep directly. "Zhu Luolang looked at Song Lin who was amazed, and laughed at him.
"Fuck off! I don't care about sex!" Song Lin refused Zhu Luolang with a black face.
"Hahahahaha! If you don't mess with gays, I'm still worried that you'll be mad at me in the middle of the night! Okay, let's not talk, go to sleep! You and Zelani see how you divide the two sides?" Zhu Luolang laughed loudly. , pointed to the left and right sides of the bed and asked the two of them.
"I'm on the left, he's on the right." Song Lin lay down on the left side of the bed without waiting for Zeleny to speak.
"Okay." Seeing that Song Lin had already made a choice, Zelani shrugged and lay down on the right side.
Zhu Luolang saw that the two had already made a choice, and also climbed into bed and lay between them.
The three of them were just lying on the bed, and I don't know how long it had passed, Zhu Luolang suddenly asked in a low voice: "Song Lin, Zelani, are you asleep?"
"No."
"No."
One person and one protoss replied to Zhu Luolang.
"...I can't sleep without sleep! I'm sure the others are definitely not asleep right now, why don't you ask Sister Huifeng what can I do?" Zhu Luolang asked the two of them.
"You ask." Song Lin pouted and said to Zhu Luolang.
So Zhu Luolang took out his mobile phone, had a private chat with Huifeng in the group, and soon received a sleep aid service from Huifeng.
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