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Chat Group of the Fourth Natural Disaster Section 212
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"The characteristics of a good ship girl, she likes to bite or pinch people, she often puts her legs on the admiral's body, hugs the admiral and kisses her non-stop, and even puts on all kinds of beautiful little skirts and dangles in front of her admiral at every turn. .”
Averting his eyes from the phone, he looked at the pair of beautiful white silk legs on his legs, Xiao Yuhang turned his eyes and lowered his head to look at the beautiful face against his chin, and said helplessly: "I said, you can put the legs down Is it? Dear Miss Su () United? What is the difference between you like this... and the naughty ship girl mentioned in the video?"
"Pinch!" Su () United shook his head, but instead raised a little foot to the ear of his comrade commander and hooked it forcefully.
"Hey, hey! Why are you doing this? I know you girls are very flexible, so don't play like this!" Xiao Yuhang grabbed the little feet on the back of his head and pulled them away from the back of his neck.
"Comrade Commander, what's wrong with me? Since you can accept them from Missouri, why can't you accept me? Hmph! I'm angry! I must kiss you today!" Su () Lian looked up at his commander Comrade Guan said.
"Prohibition of astringency!" Xiao Yuhang said lightly on Su Lian's forehead.
The Soviet Union froze on the spot as if some switch had been pressed.
"...Sure enough, the commander informed you that you still like big ones... like me and Veneto..." Su ()lian got up from his commander's human cushion, and looked at the bottom of his buttocks without any ups and downs. I read brokenly in the place.
"Ah... this... this... you can't say that! I like you, and I love you, there is no doubt about that. But Su () United, at least give your admiral some time Okay? Eat so much in one go, you want me to be like Lao Guo immediately~!" Xiao Yuhang said to her with an embarrassed face.
"Uh... But, but, but Comrade Commander, when will it be our turn for the Soviet ship girls! You have already taken action on the other ship girls, why can't we keep our Soviet ship girls from doing it?" Su ( ) Lian said urgently.
"Huh? Who said I didn't attack the Soviet ship girl? Isn't Tallinn your Soviet ship?" Xiao Yuhang asked in surprise.
"Huh? What? Comrade Commander, have you attacked Tallinn?" Su () United asked in shock.
"That's right, don't you know?" Xiao Yuhang saw the reaction of the Soviet Union, and felt faintly that he seemed to have done something wrong.
'. . .Suka!Well, you Tallinn sneak away, right?wrong!If Comrade Commander succeeded against Tallinn, then the other sisters. . .Suka is not listed!Anti-revolutionary!When I go back, I must eliminate the counter-revolutionaries!There is no way to pass this day!woo woo woo. . .Why am I not as big as they are in Des Moines. . . '
The Soviet () Union was crying cats and cats in their hearts, wishing they could go back now and eliminate those guys who sneaked away behind their backs and their own commanders, but on the surface they cooperated with a look of surprise and said: "comrade commander , I really don’t know, they didn’t tell me.”
"Ah, don't you know now? So, my dear Miss Su () United, can you get off my lap?" Xiao Yuhang looked at Su () United who was sitting on his lap again, asked her helplessly.
"I don't!" Su Lian shook his head and twisted it on purpose.
"Hi~!"
Xiao Yuhang hurriedly pressed the gun, and at the same time, he silently began to think about the fate of Guo Yuanzhe, Wu Han, and Li Anming, the three unlucky people who were often squeezed out in the previous chat group.
After writhing back and forth on the body of its own commander, the Soviet Union found that the latter had no response, so it could only walk away from Xiao Yuhang's lap angrily.
"Ouch! Help me, my legs are numb from you." Xiao Yuhang wanted to get up, but found that his legs were numb, so he had no choice but to ask Su () for help.
Although displeasure was on his face, Su () United, who still felt sorry for his comrade commander, walked quickly to Xiao Yuhang's side, and carefully helped him stand up.
"mua~!"
"ah!"
Unexpectedly, he was kissed by his comrade commander, and Soviet Union's fair little face was immediately stained with a blush.
Chapter 550 Admiral, you won't blame me, will you? 211/320
"Hate!"
The girl rolled her eyes at Comrade Commander, but her heart was sweet.The thought of wanting to go back to fight against counter-revolutionaries was lost under this kiss.
"Okay, okay, it's just a kiss! It doesn't look like me, the commander has my breath all over~! Commander, my bed is so cold, can you come and help me warm the bed?"
Just when Su () Lian looked shy, a very unsavory voice came from the big bed in the room.
"..."
"..."
With a dark face, Su Lian walked to the big bed and threw off the quilt.
There was no exclamation as expected, but the lovely person lying on the bed stretched generously, with a beautiful figure and a pair of very beautiful objects deforming wantonly with the girl's movements.
'Sooner or later, I'll make it up for you! Seeing that big lump of fat, Su () Lian thought bitterly.
"Ah~~~ Hehehe, Su () Lian, don't forget, we are all ship girls~! The ship girl is not a mixed blood ship girl. Unless the body of the ship girl is modified, it will never be changed. That's it~!" Seemingly aware of the girl's thoughts, the girl said to her with a smile.
"...You! Forget it, I don't care about you! Hmph! Comrade Commander, I'll bring you dinner!" Su () Lian turned around angrily, and walked out of the room.
Xiao Yuhang shook his head, not intending to say anything.
After coming to the world of Jianniang for several years, he has already understood a truth.
Don't meddle in the quarrels between the girls, once you get involved, you will be burned, and the girls will ask you all kinds of weird questions to make you want to die.So as long as the two sides are not fighting, let them go.Anyway, they are all sisters who have slept together in the same port area, and their meddling will easily escalate the situation.
"This day... It seems to be another heavy rain tonight! Missouri, why do I feel that since we came to the European theater, this day has not been so easy?" Xiao Yuhang got up and looked at the gloomy sky. Said Missouri, who just got up from a nap.
"Who knows? Maybe the land in the European theater has bad feng shui, otherwise there wouldn't be mentally retarded things jumping up and down here every day." Missouri looked at the sky outside the window and sneered.
"Indeed, I always knew that China was out of tune with the world because it was too normal, but I didn't expect that there were so many demons and ghosts abroad. I just want to say, how many demons were captured just now? !" Xiao Yuhang couldn't help but think of the opening songs of the four famous TV series, and sang softly.
"Okay, my dear commander, don't say too much. What you have seen and heard along the way this time can give you a general idea of the state of the world, right?" Missouri put on a robe and said to asked the Commander-in-Chief.
"Uh...not yet, I probably have some ideas in my mind, and I need to investigate more..." Xiao Yuhang said embarrassingly rubbing the back of his head.
"Heh! I don't think you need to do more research, Commander, but you want to avoid someone in a hurry, right? After all, it's out of love, and the lonely man and the widow live together, and then it's a matter of course to use the remaining influence from before. No? It’s all right now, people came to you and you want to lift your pants and deny it? I said Commander, can you be a bit of a man? In vain you talk about a scumbag every day, and you become a scumbag yourself?” Missouri pouted, yes The commander of his own family rolled his eyes and said.
"This... this... Missouri, I didn't say I'm not responsible..." Xiao Yuhang said nervously to Missouri with an embarrassed face.
"Tsk... Commander, it's useless for you to tell me. You have to go back to East Asia and talk to someone! No matter how much you tell me, someone can't hear you. Do you really plan to finish it like this, Commander?" Just hang on to him all the time? Tsk tsk tsk, commander, who did you learn from? Why do you think that you are becoming more and more like a scumbag?" Missouri tsk tsk scorned her own commander.
"Don't, don't! I haven't figured it out yet! Although Yu Siqing is really good and a very good director, but I haven't figured out how to deal with Dongya behind her!" Missouri and the room The scalp numbness of the other ship girls looking at trash, Xiao Yuhang had no choice but to tell the truth to the girls.
"Why do you say that? Sir, I think the East Asian side would be very happy if they knew that Yu Siqing married you and made a vow with you? Why do you say that, sir?" Hindenburg asked his own official in puzzlement asked.
"Uh... how should I put it? I will be responsible for it, mainly... You said that Dongya sent a ship girl to communicate with us as a long-term liaison officer, but I accidentally let it go. The body cut off the news for almost two months, and then he was cured with great difficulty and then accidentally got out with the person. If this is said... To be honest, I am afraid of being beaten. After all, this matter is mine anyway. Forgiveness, even if someone from East Asia really sent someone to tell me, I would admit it. Not to mention that Ren Yu Siqing is not an orphan, her parents just died in battle, and she has a grandfather in East Asia. If the old man knows the news What happened to being angry, what should I do?" Xiao Yuhang explained to the girls with a wry smile.
"... Hypocritical!"
"cut!"
"Commander..."
The girls who thought their commander had something to hide were speechless for a moment, and then cast contemptuous looks at him one by one.
"Ah? What's the matter?" Xiao Yuhang asked his girls in a daze.
"I said, Commander, you are really an elm-head! There is no salvation!" Missouri complained to her Commander angrily.
"Ah? What's the matter?" Xiao Yuhang was still puzzled, and asked Missouri.
"Commander, you idiot, think that Yu Siqing's father is an admiral and her mother is a ship's wife. She inherited her mother's ship's mother's lineage and became a ship's wife. Could her grandfather be angry? At most, Scold you a few words, or beat you a few times, and then admit it! Oh, I really admire you, why do you still treat the relationship between the ship girl and the admiral in the world of the ship girl as if you hadn't crossed over yet! Missouri sighed with her hands on her forehead.
"Ah? That means... as long as I give my heart, theoretically my port area can expand infinitely... ouch!" Xiao Yuhang was about to say some death words with a smile on his face, but was caught by Akagi. Foot on the instep.
"Ah! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! Admiral, you won't blame me, right?" Chi Cheng asked Xiao Yuhang with a panicked expression.
"..."
What else can Xiao Yuhang say?
"Wow! Comrade Commander! Something has happened! Something has happened! One of the winners of the Navy Cross in the European theater, Rear Admiral Hammer, has turned his back!!!"
"Fuck?"
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Chapter 551 The Weapon Against the Ship Girl
'Can human weapons cause damage to the ship girl? '
This problem has been troubling human military experts ever since the ship girl appeared in this world.
If you want to say yes, the ship's mother puts the ship's armor protection position on, as long as she is strong enough, as long as she is not in the center of the nuclear bomb, even a nuclear bomb can carry it for a while.
But if you want to say no, human weapons can indeed cause damage to the ship girl when the ship girl is not deploying the ship outfit or using the ship's protective stance.
This problem is the same as Schrödinger's cat, and I don't know how many military experts have the hair and spirit of worrying about it.
After a long time of research, human beings finally have some results.
That is to say, when the ship girl is in the girl state, the damage effect of human weapons on the ship girl is relatively large, but once the ship girl enters the half-ship outfit and ship outfit state, the damage of human weapons to the ship girl will decrease sharply.
Of course, there are still some injuries, but well. . .It's like Ah Neng who has no abductors facing the leader of the heavy armor defense team, the damage is not much if he walks alone.
This is the case with conventional weapons, so some people (I won't say who, but everyone understands) began to wonder how unconventional weapons would be effective on ship girls?
Therefore, under the intensive research of some countries, all kinds of biological and chemical weapons against the ship mother have been developed.
However, soon under the joint resistance (rebellion) of the ship girls, most of these biological and chemical weapons with great lethality, such as various poisonous gases, were eventually destroyed, and only a small part, such as the tranquilizers for the ship girls, was destroyed. The kind used to maintain law and order has been preserved.
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European Theater · France · Brest · No. J7 Naval Arsenal
This is a very remote place, except that it is located far inland from the coast, and its location cannot be found on any unclassified map.
There is a sedative for the entire Brest city police station and the military that is specially targeted at the mixed blood of the ship's mother and the ship's mother. , the people in charge of guarding the arsenal are all ordinary human soldiers.
At night, it was raining heavily, and a convoy was parked on the road leading to the arsenal.
"General, it's all settled. A group of rookie ship girls with eggshells on their buttocks are completely rigidly deploying and patrolling according to the college textbooks. This time, the old lady will let these rookies have a long memory. Know the things in the book It’s not enough to just be rigid, you have to learn to be flexible.” A tall figure in a dark green raincoat stood beside the car in the middle of the convoy and said to General Hammer who was standing under the umbrella.
"How much time do we have?" General Hanmer asked seriously, ignoring the teasing of the rookie girls.
"Don't worry, general, there is a team of six, two are patrolling outside, and the four are listening to their admiral telling stories in the outpost! The two on the outside knocked one out with each hand, and I directly injected half a bottle of tranquilizer inside. Just to be on the safe side , I gave a bottle of sedative to each of them, including their admiral, even if there are any talented geniuses, at least we will be absolutely safe within an hour and a half, nine to ten minutes." The ship lady smiled and said General Hammer said.
"Well, I see, you don't want to participate in the future. The arsenal is full of rookies who have never been on the battlefield. My people and I are enough to handle them." General Hammer said to the ship girl in front of him.
"Ha! General! What are you talking about? Do you really think that those councilors who have nothing to do all day long are idiots? The ship girl team on the outskirts lost contact. Done. Who else is there besides an experienced high-level ship girl? Since I have decided to do it with you, General, I will never play any tricks of quitting halfway. If I quit halfway, it will be more than just bad luck A high-ranking ship girl in the war zone. General, you should know better than me what those bastards will do with this incident." The ship girl chuckled, and then said to General Hammer.
"...I'm sorry, Marilyn, it's my selfishness, otherwise you should still be a happy bakery owner in the city..." General Hammer said apologetically to the ship's wife named Marilyn in front of him.
"General, what are you talking about? If you are really sorry for me, just give me a ring?" Marilyn stretched out a white and delicate hand, grabbed General Hammer's hand and looked at him eagerly.
"...Puff!"
"puff!"
"Don't even laugh!"
Seeing that the brothers around him all laughed, the lieutenant colonel who was holding the umbrella behind General Hanmer shouted at the old brothers around him with a fierce face.
"puff..."
Then he couldn't help laughing himself.
They are all veterans who have followed General Hammer for many years, and everyone naturally knows what happened in General Hammer's port area.
Marilyn and Barbara, who are battleship girls, fell in love for a long time after they made a contract with General Hammer. The two chased after General Hammer together. In the end, Barbara won the beauty by virtue of a trick.Since then, Marilyn has been serving as the secretary ship of the general Hanmer port area, handling all the affairs in the port area.
Looking at the continuation of the friendship of the past, these veterans who have long put their own lives and reputations on the outside, why don't they want the affectionate General Hammer and Marilyn to finally get married?
"General, just promise Miss Marilyn."
"Yes, General, just promise her."
"To tell you the truth, we have always noticed Miss Marilyn's feelings for you!"
General Hammer's subordinates persuaded him one after another.
"...wait for this matter to end. When this matter is over, I will definitely give you a satisfactory answer." General Hammer gently pulled his hand from Marilyn's hand, looking at her pair of blue eyes. Eyes whispered.
"Oye! Hahahaha! I understand, I understand! With your words, the general, even if I die in the end, it will be worth it!" Marilyn happily wanted to hug General Hammer, but remembered that her raincoat was full of rain, Then he raised General Hanmer's hand and kissed him lightly.
"What nonsense! After this matter is completed, we will go to East Asia. East Asia still treats the ship's mother very well. After we go there, we will serve East Asia!" General Hanmer said Marilyn in a slightly emphatic tone. In one sentence, tell your subordinates what you plan to do after the matter is completed.
"Ah... East Asia... I still remember going to East Asia to fight with them. The food there is really delicious... Whether it is for ship girls or ordinary people, it is indeed a good place. Then, General , have we made a deal?" Marilyn asked General Hammer with a flash of nostalgia on her face.
"Yeah!" General Hammer nodded emphatically.
"Then let's pull the hook, hang the hook, don't change it~!"
Chapter 552 The Theft of the Armory 212/320
Brest No. J7 outside the naval arsenal
The torrential big fish and the thunder that flashed from time to time floated down over the entire Brest area.
As we all know, night, thunder, and heavy rain have always been the most favorable cover for small-scale infiltration special operations.General Hanmer, who is familiar with war, has some expectations. Could it be that God is helping him?
He has received reports from his subordinates, and they are ready in the dead corner of the arsenal, waiting for General Hammer to attract the attention of the guards at the gate.
The convoy moved forward and stopped at the entrance of the J7 naval arsenal.
A sentry on duty stepped forward, and General Hammer's deputy rolled down the window and took out his ID card and said to him, "Navy, inform the security officer that General Hammer is here to inspect the security measures."
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