chat group for the fourth disaster

"Welcome to our world again, my lord commander." Missouri smiled at Xiao Yuhang again, but this smile was from the heart, not the playful one in the previous formula.

Xiao Yuhang was stunned for a while, then pointed to Missouri who was smiling and saluting, and asked: "Your admiral? Me? Really?"

"Of course not." Missouri shook her head.

"Let me just say, how could there be such a good thing. Even if you send a beautiful woman, you won't be in this kind of sea where people don't see people and ghosts!"

Xiao Yuhang breathed a sigh of relief, and just as he was about to continue complaining in a low voice, Missouri said again: "It's not just my admiral, but the admiral of all the ship girls in the port number 1814055."

"What?! I doubt my ears a bit, can you say it again?" Xiao Yuhang stared at Missouri's pretty face in disbelief and asked.

"Yes, you heard correctly. After verification, you are indeed the admiral of all the ship girls in the port area number 1814055." Missouri repeated.

"Great!"

Xiao Yuhang immediately became happy, but he suddenly stopped his movements when he was about to split in the air on the spot.

"Wait a minute, Missouri, this port area... you're not the only one, are you?" He looked at Missouri suspiciously and asked.

As an excellent fan of novels, especially those of various time-travel novels, he naturally regarded the words of the ship girl in front of him as a routine.

You cute players know that whoever runs the expedition will let the capital ship, especially the capital ship mother like Missouri, run?Don't everyone use elementary school students and ship girls who are not the main force to meet the standards?

As a cute old player of yours, Xiao Yuhang subconsciously thought of routines in certain novels.

In the newly assigned port area, the ship girl who was discriminated against and demoted alone, then met the rise of the main character who came through time travel, and brought a bunch of five-star and six-star stars back to pretend to be slapped in the face. . .

"Commander, what strange words are you talking about? How can I be the only one in the port area after so many years of development?" Missouri asked him strangely when she saw her commander's face changing like a neon light.

But when she thought that her commander might have just transmigrated into this world and didn't understand a lot of common sense, she still said to Xiao Yuhang thoughtfully: "Commander, there are almost six hundred sisters in our port area!"

Seeing Missouri's proud face, Xiao Yuhang's heart trembled.

"How many people are there in my port area, Missouri?" he asked.

"More than 600! What's the matter? Commander?" Missouri was even more confused when she saw that her commander began to put on Yan Yi's face again.

"There are really more than 600?" Xiao Yuhang asked Missouri tremblingly.

"Well, but recently it's our turn to go to the Governor's Mansion in the port area, so the number of people may be less, right? But they will come back after the rotation is over." Missouri thought about the people who went to the Governor's Mansion for a while, and said to their commander Said.

"Hey! Good! I'm the admiral!"

Xiao Yuhang heard the answer he wanted, looked at Missouri's pretty face and golden ratio figure, and happily performed an aerial split on the reef.

"Hahahaha! Thank you Taoist Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva, God and other ancestors for blessing! Mrs. Lie! Beizhai! Cat! Dedejiang! Eat enough!"

He laughed happily, thinking that he would finally be able to live a life that many people would not envy.

Of course, Missouri knew what was wrong with the commander in front of her. She glanced at the oath ring on her ring finger and decided to give him a reminder.

"How should I put it? Commander, as your wedding ship, I personally suggest that you should start soaking water with goji berries and pay attention to health preservation..."

6 everyone. . .Have crossed?

"Ah... this..."

Hearing Missouri's words, Xiao Yuhang immediately froze in place.

Missouri's face suddenly showed surprise, she took two steps back and looked at her commander with disdain and said: "I said, commander, do you really think that we have confirmed your identity, and then you can enter the port area?" Hugging us as we please? No way, no way? No one really thinks that we can wrestle without getting to know each other, right?"

'Uh. . . '

Xiao Yuhang looked at Missouri with a face full of embarrassment, he really thought so just now.

"Pfft! Well, well, I'm teasing you! Commander, why can't you even see this? This is not okay, what if some sister jokes with you in the future, what should you do if you take it seriously? So this is Commander The first lesson you learned when you came to this world is that you have to think carefully about what anyone says to you before making a decision. You have to know that since you have come to our world, hundreds of lives in the entire port area are all in the hands of the commander In your hands. Although we are not afraid of death, we are afraid of dying on worthless decisions." Missouri put away the look of disgust on his face, and said solemnly to his own commander who was embarrassed in place.

"Death? Impossible! How could I let you die? You know, I never did such a thing as a big attack when I was playing games. How could I let you die? Missouri, I promise I won't do something like that to make you die." The decision to die! No, I will not do any decision that endangers your safety!" Xiao Yuhang hastily assured Missouri upon hearing this.

Hearing this, Missouri looked at Xiao Yuhang with a strange look.Xiao Yuhang felt uncomfortable being watched by her, but he didn't know what was wrong with his words.

But after a while, Missouri nodded and said to him: "Well... it sounds good now... let's see how you behave, Commander!"

She took two steps forward, put away her ship suit and squatted down with her back facing Xiao Yuhang.

"Eh? Missouri, where are you...?" Monk Xiao Yuhang asked her confused.

"Idiot! Of course I brought you back to the port area, Commander! You don't need to carry it on your back. Don't tell me, Commander, you like to be hugged by my princess? Then I have no problem!" Missouri turned to her commander and asked with a smile. road.

"Uh... the princess hugs or something, I can hug you, but you can just hug me... Missouri, don't you have any lifeboats and other small boats in your ship space, and I will row back behind you by myself? "Xiao Yuhang shook his head and asked Missouri in embarrassment.

"Huh? Commander, you need to know that it's half an hour's flight away from the port area!" Missouri first told her Commander's current location, then looked at him carefully for a while and then asked jokingly: "Are you sure that with your current state, you can persist in kayaking for two or three hours and return to the port area with me?"

"Gulu~~~Gulu~~~Gulu~~~"

Xiao Yuhang just wanted to say that he can do it, but the man can't say no, but his stomach made a loud noise in disappointment.

He immediately blushed and lowered his head, not daring to look at Missouri's teasing eyes.

"Oh, oh! Really, I forgot to ask the commander if you have eaten it! Commander, this is some emergency food, you can eat a little to fill your stomach, and I will notify the restaurant to you when we return to the port area Get ready for the banquet." Missouri slapped his forehead, and took out a military green can from his ship space.

Looking at the four letters of SPAM printed on the army green can, Xiao Yuhang swallowed and asked Missouri: "Missouri, this... Could it be that there is a legend about the SPAM made by grinding Xiaoqiang into powder?" Canned Pam?"

"Guess what?"

Missouri smiled coquettishly and shook the can in his hand to his commander, and slid his fingers across the four white letters SPAM intentionally or unintentionally.

"...well, I'll eat, I'll eat..."

Xiao Yuhang, who hadn't eaten all day and night, was also very hungry. He opened the can, closed his eyes, picked up a spoon, dug a piece of luncheon meat into his mouth, chewed it twice, and swallowed it in one go.

"Ahhh."

He ate up a [-]-gram can of luncheon meat in two bites.

"Is there any water? Missouri."

Xiao Yuhang swallowed the last piece of meat in his mouth, and asked Missouri.

"of course."

Missouri handed her commanding officer a bottle of water.

"Grumble..."

"Ah! The feeling in my stomach finally feels better!" Xiao Yuhang said after filling a bottle in one go and screwing on the cap of the empty bottle.

"Commander, can you go back to the port area with me now?" Missouri asked her own commander after waiting for a while.

"Aside from carrying me on your back, is there no other way to quickly go to the port area?" Xiao Yuhang asked her with some reluctance.

"That's the fastest way. I'm sorry, Commander." Missouri shrugged at him.

"This... well, I'm sorry to trouble you." Xiao Yuhang nodded shyly, and thanked Missouri.

"It's okay, Commander, I'm happy to serve you." Missouri squatted down with her back, motioning her commander to lie on her back.

"Missouri, don't use honorifics from now on, okay? You can call me by my name or you, it's always you and yours, it feels so special." Xiao Yuhang lay on Missouri's back, smelling the fragrance of hair from the tip of his nose, and addressed Missouri. Said.

"Okay, follow your orders, Commander." Missouri nodded, standing on the sea with her Commander's buttocks in her hands.

"Attention! The security level of the port area has been raised to level one! Except for the patrol team, all sisters must gather at the entrance of the port area! There are important matters! Repeat, all sisters must gather at the entrance of the port area! There are important events! Details, etc. When I return to the port area, you will know when you see me!" Missouri pressed the headset and said on the radio.

After sending the message, she looked back at her commander, and found that his eyes were closed, as if he had fallen asleep due to fatigue, so she reduced the speed of the ship a little, so that the oncoming sea wind would not feel so strong on her face. . .

. . . . . .

Xiao Yuhang didn't fall asleep as Missouri thought at this time, and at the moment of being carried by Missouri, something suddenly appeared in his mind.

At this time, he was looking at a virtual penguin chat group interface, dazed by the long list of brightly lit names in the lower right corner.

'one two three four five six seven. . .My God, can't it be said. . .Everyone in the group has time-traveled like me? '

Thinking about what happened to him and the virtual penguin chat group interface in front of him, he couldn't help saying in his heart.

7 Where have you all traveled to?

He looked at the group carefully, and asked softly, "Hello? System you zaima? Or system sauce, zaima?"

There was no mechanical or gentle female voice replying to him.

But Missouri, who was carrying him behind his back, asked strangely: "Commander, I am here, are you asking me?"

"Uh...No, I was talking to myself." Xiao Yuhang hurriedly replied to Missouri.

"Oh."

Missouri nodded, and continued to drive towards the port area with her commander on her back.

Xiao Yuhang didn't continue talking, but continued to explore this weird chat group.

First of all, he can be sure that this chat group is the chat group he chatted with sand sculpture group friends before crossing.Not only the functions are the same, even the background of the chat group is the background of the wedding dress Bei Zhai that I set.

'I said, other people's chat groups either have their own system or their own voice explanation, how come you have nothing?Could it be that I can slowly figure it out by myself?What functions can this penguin chat group have besides those normal functions?I said, is your chat group intelligent?If there is something, make a sound! '

Xiao Yuhang kept rambling about this chat group in his mind.

"squeak."

'Hey, let me tell you, can your chat group systems become humans?Is it gendered when you become a human? Xiao Yuhang babbled to this chat group in his mind, and suddenly paused.

He seemed to have heard something just now?

'Chat group, are you talking?If yes, squeak again? ' he asked cautiously.

"squeak."

'Oh my goodness!You are finally willing to speak up!So what, let me introduce you? 'Xiao Yuhang asked the chat group in his heart.

'I don't have a name, I'm just a chat group. '

The chat group introduced himself to Xiao Yuhang.

'what. . .This. . .Then you must have some function, right?I think the chat groups in the novel have various functions, so you can't have all functions except chat, right? 'Xiao Yuhang asked in the chat group.

'. . .Please wait. '

The chat group was silent for a while.

The silence was so long that Xiao Yuhang thought it was playing dead again.Just when he was about to continue nagging and let the chat group speak, the chat group finally spoke.

'This chat group has the following functions:

Provide daily check-in points and point draws. Through the check-in points, the group owner and group members can use the group points to exchange for various items in the group mall. '

After waiting for a while, Xiao Yuhang, who didn't hear the chat group going on, asked in bewilderment: "Continue? Why don't you continue?"

"This chat group has finished." The chat group replied.

"Watt? What does Watt mean?" Xiao Yuhang asked the chat group dumbfounded.

"At the request of the group leader, all the functions of this chat group have been reported to the group leader." The chat group said sternly.

"Wait, are you sure what you told me is everything? You only have this one function? Don't lie to me, even if you need to elevate your privileges, tell me anyway! How can I improve myself if you hide it like this? Aside from anything else, it must be good for you when I grow up, right? Stop messing around and tell me all about it!" Xiao Yuhang, who had read a bunch of novels about crossing the system and Grandpa Goldfinger, didn't believe in chatting at all. For the chat group, he said earnestly to the chat group.

"This chat group really only provides sign-in points and points lottery, allowing the group owner and group members to exchange various items in the group mall." The chat group is like a repeating girl, repeating what I said before.

However, Xiao Yuhang didn't believe it at all. Whose system have you seen that only has such a function?

But no matter what he said to the chat group, the chat group repeated this sentence: "This chat group only provides sign-in points and points lottery, allowing the group owner and group members to exchange various items in the group mall."

Xiao Yuhang, who had been chasing the chat group for a while, found that this guy had nothing to say except repeating this sentence like Repeat Ji, so he had no choice but to give up.

However, he thought about the words for a while, and asked the chat group: "I said chat group, since we are the group owner, shouldn't the group owner get discounts for buying things with points in the mall?"

"In the group shopping mall of this chat group, the group owner enjoys a 5.00% shopping discount, and the group manager enjoys a [-]% discount. At the same time, the group owner and group manager can trade with group members, and can provide item discounts twice a month authority, and the corresponding discount will be converted according to the identities of the administrators or group owners of the two parties to the transaction." The chat group immediately replied to him.

'really! '

Xiao Yuhang was overjoyed, his novels were not in vain!

At the same time, he noticed that the chat group seemed very rigid, as long as he asked a question, he would answer the question, so he asked the chat group: "Chat group, I want to ask, what is there in the group mall?"

"As long as the group owner has enough points, he can exchange for anything he wants." The chat group replied.

"Then is there anything that can bring me home? I mean, go back to my original world." Xiao Yuhang immediately asked in the chat group.

Although there is a ship girl in this world, and it seems that there is still a port area in this world waiting for him to inherit, but no matter what, his parents, relatives and friends are not in this world, and there is only a lonely self in this world.And through checking and guessing the chat group, dozens or even hundreds of people in the group should have traveled through the same time as myself.We are not the group of five hundred wastes in Lingao who leave their relatives and friends behind to travel.

The chat group was silent for a long time, almost the same as when Xiao Yuhang asked what functions it had.

But Xiao Yuhang waited patiently, not only for himself, but also for someone in the group to ask this question in the future.He can be sure that after the people in the group react, someone will definitely ask this question, so he might as well ask the chat group first.

"I'm very sorry, you can't go back to your own world..." There was a hint of apology in the mechanical tone of the chat group.