Best Old Times: Lin Luoxue's Salted Fish Cousin

They are lazy.

I just lay there all morning without even eating lunch.

Didn't even get out of bed.

"What time is it?" Su Chen asked while lying on the bed.

"It's past six o'clock." Lu Qiaochuan murmured, it felt like he was talking in sleep, but there was a tremor in his voice.

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Su Chen: "Is it past six in the morning?"

Yu Hao: "The ghost gave you morning, it's afternoon~"

Bi Shisan sat up and looked at the sunset outside, the laziness in his heart was somewhat dispelled.

"I'm going for a walk,"

Su Chen didn't speak, just looked at him lightly.

People who go to the ground at this time.

Absolutely nothing good.

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Sure enough, Bi Shisan hadn't even stepped on the ladder yet.

Yu Hao started to order food.

"One serving of shredded pork noodles in clear soup, one serving of stir-fried pork, and one serving of twice-cooked pork."

"Potato beef brisket rice bowl, potato beef brisket fried rice, another potato beef brisket and a bowl of rice."

"Two catties of raw beef, two catties of raw mutton, one catty of tripe, a plate of quail eggs, and an induction cooker."

Lu Qiaochuan and Xiao Haiyang followed closely behind.

There was even a weird thing in the dish I ordered.

Su Chen almost laughed out loud.

Bi Shisan didn't move, but turned to look at Su Chen: "Do you need to buy anything?"

Su Chen was surprised: "Are you really going to buy it?"

"No." Bi Shisan stood back again: "I'm just curious about what you want to eat, but it doesn't mean I will buy it."

After speaking, Bi Shisan lay down again.

"And my physical fitness does not allow me to bring so many things back." What.

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See Bi Shisan lie down again.

Yu Hao and Lu Qiaochuan also lay back down.

Isn't it just a day of hunger?

No one can die.

Su Chen also lay back.

It's really cool to be lazy in the dormitory in summer.

neither cold nor hot.

Sleep when you want.

Just talking like that for a while, sleepiness surged up.

Xiao Haiyang looked at the four of them "[-]" and frowned.

"Aren't you ashamed?!"

"If you still have a little bit of shame, you should feel ashamed, all young men in their prime, what a beautiful youth."

Seeing that the four of them still showed nothing, Xiao Haiyang continued: "It's such a wasteful Sunday, I don't read or play, just lie in bed for a day."

Su Chen: "My wish is to be able to do things while I'm resting. I'm fulfilling my dream."

"Agree!~" X3

Xiao Haiyang: "..."

"It should mean doing nothing, being muddled, and a collection of all negative energies. You are good young people in your youth, you can't be like this."

Su Chen looked up at him.

"If it's what you said, you think it's a sin, and you don't want to spend time with us, so you should get out of bed and buy us food."

"Educate us with actions, not words."

The others nodded: "Su Chen is right."

Xiao Haiyang: "..."

"It's really enough for you guys, get up quickly, let's go downstairs to have a meal, chat, go for a run, what's better than being on the bed?"

Yu Hao and Lu Qiaochuan applauded for his speech.

"There is a way that Lu Yao knows horsepower, and time sees people's hearts."

Lu Qiaochuan said without raising his head: "Hang Hai must be 'suppressed' anxious to say such a thing."

We lived together for a year and a half.

Anyone who knows what kind of person knows how to be deceived so easily.

"..." Xiao Haiyang's expression froze instantly.

was said.

"I can't help it." Yu Hao mocked.

"The arrow is on the string, so I have to hold back." Bi Shisan also learned badly.

Su Chen looked at him: "Haiyang, are you going to 'suffocate', go to the toilet quickly, and there will be no problems."

"Don't be weird, don't you have empty mineral water bottles hidden under the quilt?"

"Aren't you full of pee?"

Xiao Haiyang was frank and honest, he really couldn't help it, and he was already peeing full 0  …

It's been five hours.

It was getting dark, and he believed that the other people were definitely the same as him.

Yu Hao's face was full of disgust: "My God, what are you talking about?"

"I don't know why," Lu Qiaochuan pointed at him.

Bi Shisan: "Pfft~"

Su Chen: "Hehe~"

"Do you dare to say that you don't have a mineral water bottle in your quilt?" Xiao Haiyang asked again.

"I have it~ After drinking last night, I didn't get out of bed and threw it away because I was afraid of disturbing you." Lu Qiaochuan lifted his own bottle, it was empty and contained nothing.

Xiao Haiyang: "..."

"Before people go to bed, they need to replenish water~" Yu Hao also took out the bottle, and found that 5.3 was empty.

Xiao Haiyang: "..."

He had an ominous premonition in his heart.

"Bottles cost [-] cents each, and they are valuable recyclable resources." Bi Shisan also raised the bottle.Also empty.

Xiao Haiyang was dumbfounded.

What kind of monsters are these!

Five hours, really all empty? ? ?

Kidneys are so good? ? ? .

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Xiao Haiyang looked at Su Chen, and now he was the only one left.

Su Chen lifted the quilt.

"Kidneys are good, I don't need those weak ones."

Xiao Haiyang: "..."

Sitting up in shock while dying, the clown is actually me?

Subconsciously touched his quilt.

There is an unspeakable secret hidden in it.

If this is to be said.

I was afraid that I would die in the dormitory.

But Su Chen didn't let him go. After covering him with the quilt, he smiled and said, "According to Hai Yang, there should be an 'empty' mineral water bottle under his quilt."

Lu Qiaochuan lay on the bed and looked at Xiao Haiyang, and said with a smile, "I don't know if 07 contains beer or orange juice."

Bi Shisan: "Pfft!~"

Yu Hao smiled and said, "Of course, you may also be iced black tea."

"..." Looking at the expressions of the four of them, I am afraid that I will not be able to pass this test.

There was a second of silence.

Lu Qiaochuan looked at him with a smile: "Potato beef brisket rice bowl, potato beef brisket fried rice, and another potato beef brisket and a bowl of rice."

Yu Hao followed, "One serving of shredded pork noodles in clear soup, one serving of stir-fried pork, and one serving of twice-cooked pork."

Bi Shisan also joined the team this time: "Pork and cabbage stuffed dumplings, tomato and egg stuffed dumplings, vinegar and chili."

Su Chen looked at him: "You can buy whatever you want for me, but there should be no less than two staple foods."

The four looked at him calmly.

Don't think about it.

Xiao Haiyang will be the one who can't help but be the first to get out of bed, and he must also be responsible for the business of bringing meals.

Can't run away.

The boy's inexplicable desire and bet.

The urge to urinate came again, and Xiao Haiyang couldn't stand it anymore.

Get out of bed quickly.

He wrapped his bucket of 'beer' with paper and took it out. The whole process was smooth and smooth without any pause.

"Please wash your hands before packing for me, thank you."

Before leaving, Yu Hao did not forget to give instructions.

after all.

No one wants to have an extra taste of 'beer' on their meal.

It's intoxicating just thinking about it.

"Ah!!! I can't do it anymore, I need to go to the toilet." Only when Xiao Haiyang disappeared completely did Lu Qiaochuan dare to show his desire to urinate.

In case it was just discovered.