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Seeing Ren Yifan walking towards him, Su Chen took a step back.

"Farewell, just be ordinary friends." What.

595: Ren Yifan's embarrassment, this is the human body photography exhibition? (thanks for subscribing)

Ren Yifan happily took the ticket to go to the exhibition.

to the door.

The sign on the front also says the body art exhibition.

This made him even more excited.

After entering with the ticket, he found that he had been cheated.

"What the hell are these? Why are they all photos?"

Ren Yifan walked around the photography exhibition, and found that this is an ordinary photography exhibition.

　The photos on the wall of "[-]" have almost nothing to do with the human body.

Looking for.

He felt a little thirsty.

But still haven't found what I want to see.

suddenly.

He saw a familiar figure from behind in front of a wall, and walked over without hesitation.

"Brother Hao, where did you get the champagne in your hand? I searched around and found it all."

"I'm very thirsty now."

Ren Yifan and Yu Hao looked at the wall side by side.

Yu Hao: "I brought it from the dormitory, not here."

Ren Yifan: "..."

"Didn't you bring some more?"

"Joke, Brother Hao asked Brother Hao to come over with a bottle of champagne, it's not earthy."

"Then you raised this cup."

"Nonsense, in order to prevent the wine from being spilled, I didn't even dare to hit the subway after I got off the subway. I walked here for 10 minutes."

Ren Yifan stared at him with wide eyes.

"Then the concave shape was made here for half an hour?"

Yu Hao narrowed his eyes, and said in a stylish tone: "You have to work very hard to be able to not care."

Ren Yifan didn't understand his thoughts at all.

Glancing around.

I found that there was no one in the entire exhibition hall like him.

"You didn't come to see the exhibition, did you?"

"The essence of seeing an exhibition is not to let you go to see it, but to make you into an exhibition and attract others to see you." Yu Hao shared his own experience.

at this time.

Another person came over and asked, "Excuse me, where did you get this glass of champagne? I want to drink some too."

"It's a gift from the organizer~just this cup~"

Yu Hao spoke very calmly.

The person who asked the question nodded and turned to leave.

Ren Yifan gave Yu Hao a thumbs up.

"Live and learn."

"Friend, you still have a lot to learn~" Yu Hao smiled while shaking his wine glass.

Ren Yifan, who thought he had learned the essence, found a place where no one was there, and cried bitterly in front of the four photos on the wall.

It is really sad to smell, and the listener sheds tears.

"Sir, what's wrong with you?"

On the side, the passerby just came over and asked doubtfully 0  …

Seeing that it was a man, Ren Yifan stared and said, "Trachoma."

Passerby: "..."

Watching him leave, Ren Yifan continued.

Naturally, he didn't feel the outlook on life in the photo, he just wanted to attract the attention of others.

Preferably a girl.

"what happened to you?"

At this moment, a soft voice floated over.

Ren Yifan turned around.

It was found to be a girl with shawl hair.

Not bad looking.

And very considerately handed him a tissue.

She is Tang Muen who is inextricably linked with Ren Yifan.

It's just that the two don't know each other yet.

"I like these four photos very much. When I stared at them for a long time, for some reason, I suddenly felt sad, and Qing 5.3 couldn't help crying."

For Ren Yifan, lies are simply at his fingertips.

"I also like the author of this work."

Tang Muen looked at the wall in a daze, and introduced his feelings.

Listen to what she has to say.

Ren Yifan easily heard that the other party was also a person with a story.

Such a girl is naturally very attractive to him.

596: My place is full of art, for appreciation (thanks for subscribing)

But just when Ren Yifan was about to continue playing the routine of picking up girls.

Tang Muen really exposed his flirting trick mercilessly.

Ren Yifan was not embarrassed, he smiled and said, "At least I was exposed by the smartest girl in the room, wasn't I?"

"I wonder if I can leave a phone call?"

Tang Muen smiled, turned and left.

Ren Yifan pouted.

Failure to strike up a conversation is also a common thing, but it's not uncomfortable.

"I saw it all."

Yu Hao walked over with champagne in hand: "You're a real learner, and even if someone exposes you on the spot, you can still get a smile on you. You've already experienced a lot of battles."

"You have to work really hard to not care."

Yu Hao 07: "..."

Does it hurt so much to hear what you say?

Ren Yifan collected his mood and looked at him suspiciously.

"Isn't this a body art exhibition? I've been around for so long, and I haven't seen a naked body yet."

"I think you may have misunderstood it."

Yu Hao turned around and looked at him: "You nerds, as long as you hear the word human body, you will run over in a hurry. Didn't you pay attention to the introduction at the door?"

"The name of this exhibition hall is called the human body, which emphasizes the interaction between man, nature and all things."

"So any art exhibition it holds is a body art exhibition."

Ren Yifan: "..."

"Can I sue it for fraud?"

"Of course...not." Yu Hao rolled his eyes: "It's just a concept, and he didn't use it for publicity."

"Once you embrace the concept, you embrace Body Nature Art, Body Landscape Art, Body Kids Art, and Body Body Art."

"..." Ren Yifan: "Based on this concept, how lucky is it that Su Chen didn't come?"

After complaining, Ren Yifan looked at Yu Hao and whispered, "Call me next time they exhibit centipedes."

Yu Hao: "..."

............

the next day.

Lu Qiaochuan looked at Yu Hao: "Yesterday you actually gave Ren Yifan the ticket for the photography exhibition???"

"Why not give it to me!"

"Were you in the dormitory yesterday?" Yu Hao asked: "At that time, there were only me, Su Chen, Haiyang and that one in the dormitory."

Bi Shisan turned around and said in a hoarse voice, "And me."

I talked for seven or eight hours in the dormitory yesterday.

Speak out all the grievances of the past two years.

Su Chen and the others reflected on whether they knew, anyway, Bi Shisan's voice was said to be hoarse by herself.

Su Chen suppressed a smile.

Yu Hao rolled his eyes.

Lu Qiaochuan looked at Su Chen: "It should be given to me instead of him. I heard that there are photos taken on film, I have to appreciate it."

Su Chen looked at him: "The name of the art exhibition is the Body Art Exhibition. I'm afraid this kind of exhibition will affect your physical and mental health."

"Hey, I don't believe what 507 said."

Xiao Haiyang turned around and said, "We are all adults, who hasn't seen those things, and according to my estimation, you have them in your computer now."

Hear this.

Lu Qiaochuan closed the computer silently: "That's mine, learning materials."

Su Chen turned off the phone: "I'm watching movies and TV."

Yu Hao: "Mine is full of art, for appreciation."

Bi Shisan: "Mine are all resources, and if they are recorded, they can be sold for fifty to one hundred."

Everyone turned to look at Xiao Haiyang.

"Ahem, I'm just making a metaphor, do you understand the metaphor?"

Talking.

Xiao Haiyang also turned off the computer monitor.

Everyone: "...".