Best Old Times: Lin Luoxue's Salted Fish Cousin

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Everyone immediately realized, isn't this "Seven Lixiang" by Jay Chou?

Jiang Niannian: "The sparrow outside the window is chattering on the telephone pole."

Xu Yanliang: "You said this very summer feeling."

Simple: "The pencil in the hand moves back and forth on the paper."

Xu Yanliang: "I use a few lines to describe who you are to me."

Geng Geng: "Both the cat and you want to know about the taste of saury."

Xu Yanliang: "That's how we found the scent of first love."

After singing this, Xu Yanliang suddenly turned around, followed them and sang in unison: "The warm sunshine is like freshly picked fresh strawberries. You say you can't bear to eat this kind of feeling."

"Yeah!~"

The four of them stood in a row.

Turn your back to the audience again.

Geng Geng turned his head again and took a cautious look.

"It's reversed!~"

Four people stood in a row and made a POSS again: "Yeah!~"

"Hahaha!~ I said, why do I feel that there are few people in Swan Lake, and they are waiting here together!"

"God TM verified my identity, I can no longer | face up to this song."

"When I close my eyes, these four guys are singing Qilixiang in circles, and they are all enchanted."

"It's over, it's been brainwashed|brainwashed, it's terrible."

They all thought the verification was over.

But something happened on stage.

Simply looking at Xu Yanliang, he directly took a picture of him: "When did you join in, get out quickly! We haven't finished verifying yet!"

"The King of Heaven and Earth Tiger."

Xu Yanliang made a single-handed appearance: "The pagoda suppresses the river demon!"

Jiang Niannian pointed at her: "Why are you blushing?"

Xu Yanliang: "You look radiant!"

Geng Geng: "Why is it yellow again?"

Xu Yanliang smiled slightly: "It's waxed against the cold."

The three of Geng Geng looked at each other and said excitedly, "That's right, that's right."

As soon as Xu Yanliang heard it right, he hurried up to hold the hands of these three people, shaking them excitedly.

"Finally found you!!!"

Geng Geng followed suit and said excitedly, "Are all comrades safe?"

Xu Yanliang: "Well, safe and safe. Comrades miss you very much. I'm lost here."

Jiang Niannian comforted by the side: "It's okay, come to our house."

Four people were seen stepping down.

The stage goes dark.

Everyone was immediately stunned.

"Fuck! This thing, the lines of a mountain sculpture!"

"I just said that this Snow White is not normal, he is definitely a pure man."

"The more I watch it, the more magical it becomes. Now I'm inexplicably looking forward to the next plot. Am I going to change|pervert?"

"You think too much. The metamorphosis you mentioned is a verb. You can't do it at a stage of insects. You can say that you are a metamorphosis so that it is a noun."

"Get out! It's obvious to you."

Just when everyone was arguing.

The headlights come on again.

Snow White, played by Xu Yanliang, moves frequently on the stage.

Show off your unique beauty.

only.

Everyone was unable to complain about his behavior.

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Just want to poke my eyes out.

The narration sounded: "One day, the three dwarves went out, and Snow White was the only one left in the house. The wicked queen finally found Snow White. She crafted a poisonous apple and wanted to poison Snow White to death."

Wen Xiaoxiao came up from the other end of the stage holding a magnifying glass.

Look carefully at the ground.

At this moment.

Snow White, played by Xu Yanliang, just blocks her way.

Wen Xiaoxiao looked up along her feet.

"I'm going!!! So ugly!!!"

"Miss, do you know about swimming and fitness?"

Xu Yanliang shyly said: "No thanks, I'm already very thin~"

Wen Xiaoxiao looked at the audience and whispered, "I almost didn't recognize her because she was so fat. Isn't this my lovely baby girl, Snow White?"

"I didn't expect that after I came out, I became fat again, and I didn't even wash my face."

"It doesn't work to take it back, let's kill it directly!~"

Having said that, Wen Xiaoxiao turned around and took out an apple from her bosom: "This beautiful and lovely girl, I have an apple here, give it to you~"

"I don't want grandma~ I don't want to eat~" Xu Yanliang pushed the apple back with both hands: "You don't get paid for nothing~"

. . .

"That's it~" Wen Xiaoxiao held the apple and rolled her eyes: "Then, what is 1+1 equal to?"

"Two!~"

"Okay, son, thank you so much, I have nothing to give you, this apple, I will give it to you~" Wen Xiaoxiao handed the apple over again.

This time Xu Yanliang took it: "Well, thank you grandma."

Wen Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xu Yanliang: "..."

Wen Xiaoxiao watched him not eating, and asked, "Why don't you take a bite of such a delicious apple?"

Xu Yanliang: "I'm not hungry now."

Wen Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xu Yanliang: "..."

Wen Xiaoxiao's expression became helpless: "Even if you're not hungry, you can still eat~ As the saying goes, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Have you heard that?"

"Ah!~~~Really?"

"Thank you for reminding me." Xu Yanliang took a bite directly.

I saw Xu Yanliang eating an apple.

Wen Xiaoxiao straightened her waist, and laughed loudly: "Haha!!! This is the world's number one strange poison that I exclusively developed, and it will kill you in one day!"

The students listened.

Isn't this the line in Tang Bohu's "Dian Qiuxiang"?

Hearing this, the corners of their mouths rose slightly.

The classic famous scene appeared in my mind.

Everyone looked at Snow White, after all, this guy was Moon Hare before.

Want to see how he reacts.

really.

Xu Yanliang was not worried at all, but laughed out loud.

"Hahaha! The number one strange poison in the world got your death that day, it should be our Bai family's smiling half-step."

The students laughed when they heard it.

"Hahaha, co-author Snow White's family also refines poison?"

"Good guy, I didn't expect to be able to integrate this plot into it."