No matter how you look at these three options, the first and third have to be discarded.He's not gay, and he doesn't have any special interest in ass.And he is not a devil, he can't do such an extremely cruel act of killing and dismembering the body, and then sending the parts of the body to the other party's biological father.
Then, only choose the second one.It just so happened that his ninja tool bag also contained Ba La La Xiao Moxian's suit, which was considered to be the best use of everything.
"Hey, what is this kid doing?" Sannin over there also reacted from the initial disbelief. Seeing Wuzuki clumsily taking off Uchiha Dozan's jacket and trousers, they all showed incredible expressions.
"He...couldn't have that kind of habit?!" Zilai couldn't help shivering, his eyes flickering with fright.
"Do you think everyone is as perverted as you, idiot!" Tsunade felt very displeased with this guy's behavior of slandering his future disciple.
Zilai also smiled lightly, and said, "Hehe, your disciple is actually not much better. I heard that he is called a legendary gentleman in the school!"
"That, that's just a child's play!" Tsunade obviously heard the name before, and argued strongly: "Besides, I will teach him well in the future, and I will never let him become a person like you! "
"Well, stop talking. The kid seems to have taken out something..." Orochimaru interrupted the quarrel between the two.
"What, that, that is..."
In the astonished eyes of Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru, Mutsuki took out the skirt and boots of the Balala Fairy that she had worn, and quickly put them on for Uchiha Doyama.
Chapter 0031 Unknown Premonition
Early morning twilight.
In the mansion of the Uchiha family, Uchiha Doyama leisurely opened his eyes.
"You're awake." A familiar voice rang in his ear.
"Father... my lord." Uchiha Dozan turned his head, and what caught his eyes was a serious face of a middle-aged man.It was his father, the great elder of the Uchiha clan, Uchiha Hirayama.
"Well, do you feel better?" Uchiha Hirama asked lightly.
"Father, why do you ask such a question?" Uchiha Doyama said blankly: "I... Is there something wrong with me?"
"Sure enough, I don't remember." Uchiha Hirama sighed, and said, "Think about it carefully, where did you go last night?"
last night?
Uchiha Doyama frowned and began to think.But unfortunately, for some unknown reason, his memory of last night was blank, no matter how he recalled it, there was no fragment of it.
Seeing his son's behavior like this, Uchiha Hirama already knew that he might not be able to remember what happened on his own.
Uchiha Hirama is not surprised by this.After all, his selective forgetting of the humiliating memory that is deeply rooted in his bone marrow is also a protective mechanism.
If possible, he didn't want his son to suffer from that painful memory again.But there is no way, this matter has been publicized throughout the Uchiha clan, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, since it cannot be avoided, it is better for him to face it positively.
Thinking of this, Uchiha Hirama gave a name without hesitation. "There is no moon in the evening. Do you still have any impression of this person?"
Evening sun without moon...Evening sun without moon? !
In an instant, the forgotten memory flooded into Uchiha Dozan's brain like a flood.
The battle between the two, the shame of being suppressed, being burned after being sealed... and, when he woke up from a coma, he found himself hanging upside down on the rock wall of Hokage Rock, wearing an ashamed The strange long skirt, and the small blue floral flowers between the skirt left a deep impression on Uchiha Doyama.
For a moment, the expression on his face changed several times, from dark red to iron blue to purple black.Just like the face-changing of the facial makeup show, it looks extremely exciting.
"It seems that you have already remembered." Uchiha Hirama said blankly: "Don't worry so much, those guys in the clan don't dare to gossip."
"What, what?" Uchiha Tangshan's eyes widened, and he said in disbelief: "The people in the clan know about me?"
Uchiha Hirama briefly narrated: "Someone notified the Konoha Guard and asked the clansmen to bring you back."
Strange, shameful shame!
How can I meet people in the future?How to maintain the majesty of the eldest son? !
Uchiha Dozan's eyes were about to burst into flames, and intense embarrassment filled his chest. "Damn it! That damned brat... I'm going to kill him!"
"Forget it, this matter is over." Uchiha Hirama shook his head and said softly.
"what?!"
Uchiha Doyama was stunned, Uchiha Hirama with dull eyes.He suffered such an unimaginable insult, and his father actually asked him to endure it. Is he really his own?
"That child is not as simple as you seem on the surface." Uchiha Hirama said indifferently: "He is the disciple of that woman from the Senju family."
hiss.
Uchiha Dozan gasped.He finally understood the reason why his father stopped him. The woman from the Senju family he was talking about must be one of the famous Sannin, Tsunade Hime known as the "hero among women".
Although he calls himself the eldest son of the Uchiha clan, he is still very self-aware. Compared with the real "princess", his "son" is obviously not worth mentioning.Regardless of strength, prestige or influence, they are far behind.
And with this blond princess standing behind Xi Sun Wu Yue, if he wanted to take revenge on the other party, he would seek death properly.Even his own father might not be able to save him.
Then the only feasible way is to challenge head-on.
But thinking of Wuzuki's terrifying physical skills and monstrous fighting talent, this method was also decisively rejected by Uchiha Doyama.One time is enough for self-inflicted humiliation, he is not so stupid as to be overreaching like an idiot.
That being the case, then the only way to endure it is temporarily.
Of course, this so-called "temporary forbearance" is just Uchiha Dozan's superficial self-comfort.If you use the words of Wu Yue's previous life, it is a spineless "shrunk egg".
……
……
Wuyue naturally didn't know that the "enemy" who she expected to retaliate against him crazily had already chosen to shrink her eggs.At this moment, he was standing under the shade of a tree, lazily looking ahead, not knowing what he was thinking.
On the left and right of him stood Kurenai Yuhi and Shizune Kato respectively.And their emerging combination is the eighth class of this year.The purpose of gathering here is naturally to wait for his own guidance, Jonin.
"It's really slow. Didn't you agree to meet at nine o'clock? It's almost eleven o'clock now." Xi Hihong complained in a low voice.In this hot summer, let her be exposed to the sun, how could a little girl like her not be emotional.
"It should be coming soon."
Jing Yin seemed to know something, and glanced at Wuyue Road. "By the way, Muzuki-san... Please don't act strange when you see the teacher later. I, I'm doing it for your own good."
Eh?
Wuyue froze for a moment, and looked at her in astonishment. "For, for my own good? Why do I suddenly have an ominous premonition when you say that?"
Chapter 0032
Tapping.
A burst of rhythmic footsteps sounded not far from the few people.
Wuyue turned her head to look along the source of the sound, and couldn't help being startled.Yes, is it her?How could it be her?She's coming to be our mentor? !
The person who came was a woman.
Her long golden hair was tied behind her back, her cheeks were fair, her facial features were pretty, and there was an obvious diamond mark in the center of her eyebrows.She is wearing a silver-gray ninja outfit, which adds to her heroic demeanor.
This woman, no matter how she looked at it, was an iconic beauty.
But Wuyue knew what kind of violent heart was hidden under this beauty's beautiful face.This is the existence of a private house that can be blown away with a fist if there is a disagreement.
No wonder, Jing Yin would suddenly say those words to himself.If he really did something strange to this woman, he might not be able to see the sun tomorrow morning.
Thinking of this, Wuyue secretly swallowed her saliva.I pray in my heart that a certain cheating system will never ask him to do anything special to this woman, otherwise the gods will be hard to save.
"This is our teacher?"
Unlike Mutsuki, who was nervous, Kurenai Yuhi had never met Tsunade, so she naturally didn't know her violent tendencies.It's just that it's a bit novel that their future teacher is actually such a delicate and beautiful woman.
"I seem to be late." Walking closer, the blond beauty explained a little. "I was called to the office by a harsh old man just now to talk about something. I'm really sorry."
Color, color old man...
The corner of Wuyue's mouth twitched slightly.That should be the third Hokage, definitely the third Hokage.Is it really good to call my master like that? !
Yuhihong didn't know the relationship between the other party and the third Hokage, and heard this statement.She suddenly felt a little concerned.What did the two of them talk about?Has your teacher been bullied?
Jing Yin also covered his forehead and said: "You, can you stop using such misleading words to describe?"
"Well, don't worry about such small things."
The blond beauty waved her hand and said, "From today onwards, you are my students. As members of the team, the first thing you have to do is to introduce yourself. Well, let's start with me. My name is Tsunade. Age Keep it secret for the time being, what I like is drinking to my heart's content and fighting in the casino. As for the ideal... probably find a place where you can live and dream."
This, what kind of ideal is this? !
Yuhihong was stunned.
This is completely different from what she imagined!Aren't the so-called ideals all positive things?For example, if you want to become Hokage and bring peace to the world, what the hell is drunk life, dream death? !
Moreover, isn't it too strange what this teacher likes!Drinking to your heart's content and fighting in the casino?Isn't that something that older uncles like?Could it be that this teacher, who looks like a big sister, has an uncle inside?
Wait... Her name is Tsunade?Why does it sound so familiar!It seemed that his father had mentioned this woman?
Yes, yes!Tsunade... Sannin... Princess Slug? !No, no way!Could it be that the one in front of him is really the legendary female ninja?
Yuhihong couldn't help but fell into a stunned state for a while.
But Wuyue and Jingyin beside her were not surprised by this.
They all know that Tsunade's ideal was born after she lost her brother and lover. She has experienced too much pain, so she doesn't want to face the pain anymore, and subconsciously wants to escape.
Tsunade didn't seem to notice the expressions on the faces of her students, and said to herself: "I am good at Taijutsu and medical ninjutsu. As for the things I hate, that is..." His eyes suddenly glanced at Wu Yue, his tone suddenly turned cold, and he said coldly. "Pervert!"
hiss.
Wu Yue couldn't help but sucked in a breath of cold air.At that moment just now, he felt as if he was being watched by some prehistoric beast, and a chill ran down his spine.
No, no, that look, did she say it to me on purpose?Moreover, this woman is too strange, why does she seem to know me very well?
I hate perverts... I, I'm not a pervert!
Moonless cried out in her heart.He didn't notice that the two loli beside him had already completed the self-introduction while he was in a daze.
Immediately, three pairs of eyes came together, making Wuyue stunned. "Why, what's the matter?"
"It's your turn, the only boy in our team. Let us hear about your great ideals." Tsunade said with a smile.
He was smiling on the surface, but Wuyue caught the coldness in the other party's eyes.
At this moment, he suddenly understood the meaning in that look.It seems to be telling myself to be careful, don't say any weird ideals.
From this point of view, this woman really knows herself very well.I'm afraid he even knows about the absurd things he did in the ninja school!
However, this information will not be recorded in the ninja file. How did she know it?Wuyue doesn't remember dealing with these bosses before!
Chapter 0033 Strength Test
Of course, the doubts are all doubts, Wu Yue also knew that this is not the time to be in a daze, scratched his head, and began to introduce himself: "I, my name is Yuhi Muzuki. I am eight years old and I like grilled meat and ramen. The ideal... is To be able to protect all the people you hold dear."
"Eh? Mutsuki's ideal is not..." Shizune looked at Kurenai Yuhi with a strange look.
"Student Shizune. At this time, you just need to listen. It's better not to talk too much." Yuhihong returned her a threatening look.In front of the new teacher, she didn't want the scandal between herself and her brother to happen again.
"Ah, I, I see." Jing Yin shuddered and nodded quickly.
The voices of the two were very low, Wuyue didn't hear it, and was concentrating on completing her next speech. "I'm best at swordsmanship and Thunder Dungeon. As for the things I hate, those who dare to attack people around me." When he said the last sentence, his tone became extremely serious.
However, Tsunade didn't care about this sentence.What she was thinking about was the ability that Muzuki was good at.Is it actually swordsmanship and thunder escape? !
You know, when he fought against that Uchiha boy yesterday, he didn't display the power of thunder escape or swordsmanship at all.
In this way, Tsunade immediately came to a conclusion.Even when facing the special Jonin, the kid didn't take it seriously!Then what kind of strength will he have when he becomes serious?
curious.
It has to be said that Tsunade has already developed a strong curiosity about the disciple in front of him.
Even though he is only eight years old, he possesses strength far beyond the level of a special jonin.Even if her grandfather, known as the "Ninja God", was not so evil when Wu Yue was so old.
There was a wave of turmoil in his heart, but Tsunade pretended to be calm, nodded and said: "I already have a preliminary understanding of you, so the next step...is the part of the strength test."
Strength test? !
Wuyue and the three swallowed their saliva in unison.After all, this is a legendary ninja.A real shadow-level existence, can their small bodies withstand each other's punch?
"My test method may be slightly different from other Jonin teachers." Twisting his neck, Tsunade continued: "Although I will not show my full strength, I will also launch an attack seriously. Therefore, If you don’t want to die, you’d better show me your true strength.”
hiss.
Wuyue and the three couldn't help but gasp.She still wants to play for real?
Seemingly having finished warming up, Tsunade cast his gaze to both sides of Moonless. "Red, Mute. One of you is an illusion type ninja, and the other is a medical type. Therefore, you don't have to take this test."
puff.
Wuyue almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.The so-called strength test of the emotional boss is aimed at yourself?Did so much foreshadowing, said so much, just for this moment? !
Don't do this, boss!
How did I offend you? Can't I just admit my mistake?Let me tell you, abusing food is really not fun!
Wuyue really wanted to hold her thighs and legs and cry like this at this moment.
But rationality told him that if he really ran to hug his thighs and legs at this time, he might be kicked to the bone in an instant.So, he cautiously said in a negotiating tone: "Old, teacher...can I give up this test?"
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