but……
"Xiyan sauce, who is that fiance?"
"Oh, Moonless O'Neill asked the question without knowing it. Obviously, obviously, he proposed to him a few days ago."
hiss.
Wuyue shuddered all over, a chill ran down her spine.Admit it, seriously!She is serious!God!I'm not a lolicon!
Everyone in the audience was stunned for a while, and the eyes they looked at Wuyue had become extremely weird and shocking.This news is too exciting!
"Ehhh? O'Neil sauce, did you actually propose to Xiyan?" Even Xiao Hongdou's eyes were wide open, with a look of astonishment on his face.Immediately, she grabbed his arm and said angrily: "No! Even if you want to get married! She must be behind me! It's obviously me first!"
What the hell, a good classroom has become a white learning scene!OK? !
The corners of Wuyue's mouth twitched, black lines all over her head.But at this time, Yueguang Gale on the opposite side seemed to be Shi Lezhi, blushing, and shouted loudly: "No, I can't accept it! What's so good about such a perversion! I, I want to fight him!"
God damn duel!
Wuyue was too lazy to complain.He didn't have the energy to play any jealous games with such a brat.Just about to refuse, and exercise the teacher's right to let the other party go out and punish him, he heard a system prompt sound suddenly.
Choose, dear host.
One, burn off his hair and paint the top of his head a bright green.
Second, take off Xiyan's fat times and auction them in public.
Three, take out Ou Jinjin and let him have a real duel with you!
Grass!What the hell is this?The first task has not been completed yet, why are you here again? !
Moonless sighed slightly.But fortunately, this time there is a more acceptable option.Well, that's the first one. "Student, are you serious?"
Moonlight Gale was determined, and said coldly: "Of course! No matter how strong you are, I won't..."
"That's all right, you come up. Anyway, it's just a matter of a moment, there is no need to change places." Wuyue waved her hands lazily because she was not interested in continuing to listen.
"But, damn it! You bastard!" This indifferent attitude immediately enraged Moonlight Gale, and he raised his fist and rushed forward.
Ice Escape · Frozen Earth!
Mouth and mouth opened slightly, Wuyue faced the direction of the opponent's attack, and gently blew out a breath.
Click, click.
Starting from the feet of Moonlight Gale, a layer of frost quickly condensed, covering his whole body layer by layer, turning him into an ice lump.Only one head was left, which was still exposed.
"It's amazing! This, is this the strength of Konoha Tianlong?"
"Wow, ice escape ninjutsu?"
"By the way, isn't it common sense to form seals before releasing ninjutsu? Why did he just blow one breath and..."
The students were amazed for a while, as they had seen the powerful side of the senior ninja.
Among them, a handsome Uchiha boy saw the truth at a glance, and said softly. "No, in fact, Wuyue teacher's gesture of waving his hand just now has already completed the seal."
However, Wuyue didn't pay attention to the situation over there. After sealing the action of Moonlight Gale, he formed a seal again with one hand.Like spitting, a fireball spewed out with a "poof", covering his entire head in an instant.
152 Forgive Green
"Master Hokage, this is Class [-], Grade [-]." A Chunin in a green vest led Hiruzaru Sarutobi along the corridor of the Ninja School and stopped in front of a classroom. "Do you need me to go in and let you know?"
"No, no need." Hiruzen Sarutobi shook his head and said, "Let's just take a look outside. That kid, can you teach me..."
Before he finished speaking, he heard a muffled "bang" in the classroom.As if something had exploded, a pungent burnt smell came out.
Hiruzaru Sarutobi and the Chunin teacher looked at each other, and hurried to the window.The sight that caught their eyes surprised them.
A certain hard-working student, except for the part above the neck, was frozen in the center in front of the podium.And his head is not much better at the moment.Everything from the top of the head to the chin was blackened.Just like coal just out of the oven, it makes people feel pitiful and super funny.
Opposite the hard-pressed student is a bad teacher who is less than ten years old.One in each hand, holding two little loli, with an extremely "arrogant" smile on his face.
This scene is simply a typical template for school bullying incidents!
The Chunin teacher couldn't bear it anymore, and said anxiously: "Master Hokage, I..."
"No need, keep reading."
Although Sarutobi Hiruzen was also twitched by Wuyue's strange behavior, he still temporarily chose to trust.With his seasoned experience, he could tell at a glance that the student just looked a little miserable, but he was actually fine.
"Everyone, this is the first lesson I'll teach you." On the stage, Wuyue seemed to be calm and breezy, and said with the demeanor and temperament of an elder: "Facing an invincible opponent. If you rush to die rashly, you will die." It’s going to be like this.”
"Teacher! Are you sure this is just teaching?" A boy with a hedgehog head raised his hand and asked hesitantly. "It's not, isn't it just to see the blast?"
"This classmate, please don't insult my personality as a teacher."
Wuyue shook her head righteously, and said: "Although my teaching method may be slightly different from what you have seen and heard in the past, my original intention is still for your good. Moreover, you don't think it is useful Does this way of preaching in person impress you more?"
God is so unreasonable!Even if you use the practical method to teach, you don't need this method!
Chunin teacher and Sarutobi Hiruzen have black lines all over their heads, and they can see through his tricks at a glance.This guy is definitely retaliating, sure!
The students looked at each other in blank dismay. They were still young and did not understand the filth of the adult world.There is a feeling of "what he said is so reasonable, but I am speechless".
Moonlight Gale also gradually recovered after the initial fear, and some couldn't bear his current state.
Humiliated in front of the whole class, the shame and shame in his heart suddenly burst out. "Let go, let me go! Bastard, you're not dueling at all!" As he spoke, the ashes-burned hair fell off his head, revealing his bare skull.
No, it's not just the skull, even the eyebrows and eyelashes disappeared in the moonlight blast at this time, the whole head is like a duck egg!It's so black!
sluggish.
Seeing this scene, the whole class seemed to be dumbfounded, staring blankly at a black egg.Immediately, there was a burst of "puh ha ha ha ha" laughter.
What are these people laughing at?
Moonlight Gale didn't react for a while, until he lowered his head and saw his own reflection in the ice crystal. "This, this is... me? Damn it! It's all you, you did all of this!"
"To be honest, your new look is quite handsome." Wuyue suppressed a smile, and said insincerely: "At least it looks much better than the middle cut just now. Well, there is something missing. Well, add something to your head It would be even better." With his right hand, he reached into the ninja bag, and took out a writing brush.
·……
That's right, it's the magical writing brush rewarded by the system.Not only does the painted thing not fade, but it can also sense spiritual power.Change the color the owner wants.
"You, what are you going to do?" Seeing his actions, Moonlight Gale felt a little hairy in his heart, and cried out in surprise.
Jingle Bell.
Just as he finished speaking, a crisp bell rang for the end of get out of class.
"Congratulations to the host for completing the options, rewarding each cultivation base for [-] days, and the growth cycle of the dragon clan for five years."
Wuyue's completion prompt for the first option also came immediately.He couldn't help but pause, and let go of the arms holding the two little lolis.However, because the second optional task had not been completed, he did not stop, and walked slowly towards Moonlight Gale.
"Come on, get out of class is over! Let me go! I want to go home!"
Yueguan Gaifeng struggled violently, but with his small body, he couldn't escape from the shackles of the ice prison at all, so he had to watch helplessly as the opponent got closer and closer.
"Don't be afraid, it's just to add a little fashion trend to you." Wuyue showed a self-conscious smile on her face.
But this smile fell into the eyes of Moonlight Gale, but it was no less than a devil's grin, and a chill ran down his spine. "I'm sorry! I was wrong! I knew I was wrong! Don't..."
Before he finished speaking, the brush in Wuyue's hand had already tapped on the top of his head, dyeing half of his head in turquoise.It's like, like a prairie.
Seeing this scene, the Chunin teacher was stunned, and the third Hokage's face turned green.Make a decision in your heart... kick Wuyue out of the ranks of the glorious profession of people's teacher.
153 Wife or something, the best!
Time flies, and several months have passed in a blink of an eye.
"I said, little sister." In the room, Wu Yue looked at Kushina, who was busy all the time, with a subtle expression on his face. "You haven't slept on the same couch with Minato-senpai until now?"
"Shut up, you don't need to take care of this matter?!" Jiu Xinnai's pretty face suddenly turned red, and she turned her face to the side and said, "Are you so free?"
"Yeah, that old man seems to have forgotten me." Spreading his hands, Wuyue said: "For such a long time, I haven't given a single task."
"It's not that I forgot you, it's that I don't want to mention you at all, right!" Jiuxinna paused while holding the broom's arm, and said, "You bastard, you can really cause trouble! The first day you became a teacher, you did that. What a move! That child named Moonlight Gale, still has green hair on his head."
"Ah, that thing can't be washed off." Wu Yue moved her body and leaned on the sofa in a comfortable position. "Actually, I did him a favor. After all, it's green and looks quite trendy."
"It's trendy!" Jiu Xinnai's mouth twitched, and he gave him a blank look. "Why don't you get yourself one too!"
"I'll forget it." Wu Yue shook his head without the slightest hesitation, and said, "I hate the color green, it doesn't fit my glamorous temperament. However, I think Minato-senpai matches this color a bit. "
Minato?
Kushina unconsciously imagined that Minato's golden broken hair turned green, and she couldn't help feeling a chill in her heart. "Go, go, it's so ugly! It doesn't fit at all!"
"Okay, okay." Standing up, Wuyue scratched her head and said, "Then I'm leaving. I'll come to play with you tomorrow." His right hand subconsciously touched his pocket, as if trying to cover up something.
"Wait." The sharp-eyed Jiu Xinnai immediately noticed his small movements, and his pretty face suddenly darkened. "Hand that over!"
"What, what... something?" Wuyue thumped inwardly, but pretended to be puzzled on the surface.
"Hand it over." Jiu Xinnai didn't talk nonsense with him, and looked at him indifferently.
"Ah, ah haha." Wuyue smiled wryly, and stretched her right hand into her pocket.But before he could take out something, he suddenly pointed out the window with his left hand. "Wow, there are aliens!"
Outside, aliens?
Jiu Xinnai hurriedly followed the gaze of his fingers, but what he saw were a few clouds flying around and turned around, and there was no one in front of him.
"Evening sun and no moon! My old lady is going to kill you!" Suddenly, a roar like a lion's roar resounded in the entire area.
Huh, finally escaped.
On the streets of Konoha East District, Wu Yue looked at the location of Kushina's house tremblingly. "Damn the system. Damn it, forcefully increase the difficulty, and you are not allowed to put things in the ninja bag." From the pocket, he took out a pink and white chubby and the same pink and white hood, and exhaled lightly. .
"Congratulations to the host for completing the options. The rewards for each cultivation level are 20 days, and the growth cycle of the dragon family is two years."
Listening to the notification sound in her mind, Wuyue felt a slight sourness in her heart.This hell, is it the third or fourth time!Why does the dog's system fluctuate so frequently when he gets along with Jiu Xinnai!
Do you just want to make yourself NTR?It's so poisonous!
Just when Wuyue held her underwear and clothes and was secretly distressed, a voice suddenly sounded from behind him. "Wu Yue-kun, what are you doing?"
Trembling all over, Wuyue turned her face stiffly.What came into view were two beauties, one big and one small.
It also has long straight black hair, and its appearance is also six or seven points similar.It's just that the big beauty is plump and tall, exuding a mature and gentle temperament.And the little beauty's body is still a little immature, and the expression on her face is also clear and cold, without the slightest fluctuation...
At this moment, different from the curiosity and doubts on the big beauty's face, the little beauty's eyes were fixed on something in Wuyue's hand, and there was a faint blackness exuding from her body.
To suffer!
Wuyue looked at the other party's eyes that had gradually become unkind, and felt dizzy for a while.He forced a smile and said hello: "Yuyi...Senior sister. Okay, what a coincidence."
Uchiha Yui didn't like this at all, and asked bluntly: "The one in your hand, whose is it?"
Uh.
Wuyue was silent for a moment, turning her face slightly.He said nonsense: "No, it's not someone else's. This is... a gift I bought."
"Gift?" Yui frowned.
Wuyue bit the bullet and said: "Well, Miss Jiuxinna's birthday is coming soon, so..."
"You used this as your sister's birthday present?" Yui's eyes showed subtle astonishment, and she asked in a puzzled tone, "And, how did you know her size?"
"I... look, I can see..."
Wuyue couldn't bear it any longer.Feeling that if he continued in this passive state, he would definitely reveal his secrets, so he changed the topic calmly and said, "Let's not talk about this question, sister Jie 1.2 Yi. This is..." Looking at the big beauty, his right hand quietly Feelingly stuffing underwear and clothes into the ninja bag.
In fact, he also knew this big beauty.It has also appeared many times in the original Naruto and its derivative works. It can be said to be a goddess-level wife.But in order to pretend, they can only pretend not to know.
Yui didn't seem to be bothered with the last question, and said in a calm tone: "My family."
"Hello, Mutsuki-kun. My name is Uchiha Mikoto, and I'm Yui-chan's aunt." The pretty married woman narrowed her eyes, with a charming soft smile on her face.
154 Don't do anything to my aunt!
aunt? !
Wuyue frowned, with a surprised expression on his face.So, is Yui actually Itachi's cousin?No wonder the two look so alike, they are like a pair of mother and daughter!
Such thoughts flashed in my mind, Wuyue smiled modestly and said, "Hi, please take care of me."
"No, it's me who should say that."
Uchiha Mikoto shook her head, her black hair swayed gently with her movements, fully showing the charm of a mature woman. "I've heard a lot about your heroic deeds from Yui-chan. Don't talk about her, even I look forward to you now, Konoha's Tenryu-sama."
Uh.
Wuyue froze for a moment, her gaze wandering between the two women in astonishment.There was no embarrassment or shyness on their faces, and they seemed to take all of this for granted... What a ghost!
It's understandable that Yui would yearn for him.After all, the two have been acquainted for a long time, acquaintance has gradually developed into a love affair, through the 07 process step by step, no fault can be found.
But big sister, why do you still dream of yourself?This, this is not right!No matter how you look at it, you should have passed the age of a little fan girl!
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