Yuchen: ...
Well, you're right, I'm speechless.
"Aunt Shen...cough cough, sister Shen, is there anything wrong with the source of the firecrackers?"
Yuchen, who was called Auntie, had already called her fluently, but helplessly, the murderous look in Shen Yi's eyes was too strong, so Yuchen had no choice but to change her name to sister several times.
"Don't worry, I've been hoarding it for four or five years!"
Yuchen: ...
I thought you were acting on a whim, but it turned out that you planned it long ago? !
For a shameful person like you, I, Yuchen, really just want to give you a big thumbs up!
Aunt Shen, this wave is up to you since I was a child!
"It's just right, now it's generally time to finish eating, so let's..."
Before Yuchen could finish speaking, Shen Yi pressed the button in his hand!
"Boom!!!"
Seeing a mushroom cloud suddenly rising from the back of the outer court, Yuchen was startled.
You call this a firecracker?Damn, are you sure you didn't ask me to put a few wooden shells behind this?
Even standing in the corridor of a tall building not far away, Yuchen could vaguely hear the howling from the toilet.
"Ah, rely on me!"
"Damn it, why did Shushuo blow up again?"
"My new school uniform!"
Seeing the smile on the lips of the green-haired beauty beside him, Yuchen took two steps back unconsciously. He suddenly realized that making trouble with Shen Yi might be his biggest mistake.
At any rate, I still kept a little bit of sense. I'm afraid Shen Yi razed the pool in other people's toilets to the ground, right?
At the same time, Shrek Academy, high above the outer courtyard.
"Why is this kid again?"
Several Shrek enforcers looked at each other helplessly, and all sighed in unison.
"What's wrong with this kid? Boss, why don't we go down and catch him?"
Among them, a newcomer asked a puzzled question.
"If you dare to grab it and try it, it will be over if you die tomorrow!"
Listening to the explanation of the people around him, the new law enforcement officer was even more confused.
"Over there in the inner courtyard, the owner of the Sea God Pavilion personally ordered that as long as this kid doesn't blow up Shrek Academy, or kill people or something, then don't worry about small things."
"Uh……"
So, this is the current owner of the Sea God Pavilion, the... illegitimate son who is now No.1 in Shrek? ? ?
"It's okay to think wildly, but remember not to say it."
The law enforcement officer who was obviously the leader suddenly reminded the newcomer.
"Because you never know, when you say something you shouldn't say, where will the Qingtian gun come from to hit you in the head!"
Newcomer Law Enforcer:? !
"Don't worry, although you won't die, it's not good to suffer that blow."
The other one, who was obviously an experienced law enforcement officer (who had died before), gently enlightened the newcomer, making him instantly relieved of his nervousness.
"In short, this kid is a special case and can be withdrawn from the team."
Listening to the boss's speech, everyone left one after another, except for the newcomer, who couldn't help but glance at Yuchen suspiciously.
If you say that a child is making trouble, it is not that he cannot understand, but why does the child make trouble and bring the teacher along to make trouble?
Damn, can you guys do something serious?
Predicting that his future working life will not be peaceful, the newcomer has no choice but to keep up with the big team and leave.
Back below, Yuchen's side.
"Uh, Shen, Shen, Sister Shen, are you sure we won't be stabbed to death by the Sea God Pavilion Master?"
"Shouldn't it be?"
Shen Yi scratched her head in embarrassment, she didn't expect this thing to be so powerful.
Obviously it was just an occasional willfulness, but this time his willfulness seems to have caused a lot of trouble.
Alas, if you want to blame it, you can blame the firecrackers for being too powerful, it has absolutely nothing to do with Shen Yi!
Well, it has nothing to do with her.
Yuchen: ...
So this wave is going to sell me?
After a while, Yuchen saw that law enforcers came to take care of the mess, but no matter how things developed, no one came to trouble them.
It's outrageous, but it's also puzzling.
Yuchen: Is this the aura of the protagonist?But it's strange that I'm not the protagonist of this world.
In the Sea God Pavilion at this time.
A certain pavilion master shook his head helplessly after listening to his subordinate's report.
"No, this kid isn't as good at making trouble as I was back then."
subordinate:……
Hey, hey, you are also the No.1 of our Shrek Academy, is it really nice of you to say that?
"Xiao Zhao, don't worry about it. After all, he is a young man. You can see his talent. He will definitely be the best candidate to succeed me in the future."
"Uh, ah yes yes yes!"
The person called Xiao Zhao doesn't know what to say. Is this really the Qingtian Douluo that I know, one of the strongest in the mainland?
Damn, I must be dreaming and haven't woken up yet!
"It's okay for children to make more trouble. Xiao Zhao, do you know the secret of my long life?"
Xiao Zhao didn't dare to say anything, he didn't even dare to move, such a Sea God Pavilion Master made him feel strange, and even a little... scared?
"If you want to live a long and healthy life, smoke, drink and eat fat, go to bed late and get up late without exercising, and make more friends with the opposite sex!"
Xiao Zhao: ...
"So, Pavilion Master, do you smoke?"
"That's for sure, two packs a day!"
Xiao Zhao: The face is very calm, and the heart is screaming.
"What about the wine?"
It seems to have noticed that the current pavilion master is in a good mood, so Xiao Zhao dared to ask more questions.
"Isn't that nonsense, two barrels a day."
Xiao Zhao: Shocked my mother for a whole year!
"Ahem, Pavilion Master, has no one ever cared about you?"
"Of course there is. The doctors who took care of me are gone, and only my wife is left to take care of me."
Xiao Zhao: I was shocked for the second time in my heart, and I keenly sensed something was wrong.
Damn, that's a critical blow to single dogs!
"Let this kid make trouble, as long as nothing major happens. It's better to find more wives, which will also benefit this kid's physical and mental happiness."
The corner of Xiao Zhao's mouth twitched slightly, so the rumors circulating among the law enforcement officers are true?
"The safety of that kid Yuchen depends on you."
"Fortunately, my life is not humiliating! Ahem, I'm sorry, I promise to complete the task! Lord Pavilion Master, then I will take my leave first!"
Xiao Zhao said that he really couldn't stay here any longer, and if he stayed any longer, his three views might be ruined.
"go Go!"
The owner of the Sea God Pavilion did not keep him, but stood silently on the top floor of the Sea God Pavilion, thinking about some things by himself.
But in the final analysis, just like this, Yuchen had an extremely huge and terrifying background without him knowing it.
Now, let us turn our attention back to Yuchen.
"So it's really not you?"
"clang!"
"How could it be me? I obviously don't understand anything!"
A sword bounced off the sword in Shen Yi's hand, Yuchen explained helplessly.
"I think it's quite possible."
Shen Yi didn't care about his sword being bounced or anything, instead he speculated with a swearing look, leaving Yuchen speechless for an instant.
Damn, Yuchen himself is in Shrek Academy, so it's just that little relationship, so it's not so outrageous that even the law enforcement officers dare not do anything to him!
Author Tucao: Sorry, it’s really possible!
As the saying goes, official complaints are the deadliest, hehe~
"Are you still here, Mr. Shen?"
"No, no, brother, you are right. Fencing with a pervert like you, there are not many people on the mainland who can match you!"
Yuchen curled his lips helplessly, although Shen Yi took advantage of a lot, but in terms of one-handed swordsmanship, no one can beat him.
At least for now.
Shen Yi was also very confused. The two accidentally made things worse, but in the end nothing happened. Even Shrek's law enforcers were helping them wipe their butts.
She knew Shen Yi's own background, which was why she suspected Yuchen.
However, seeing that Yuchen didn't look like a lie, she didn't know.
Wuchangkong never told anyone about the letter he received from Shrek Academy when he first accepted Yuchen as his disciple.
Otherwise, Shen Yi would know that the reason was absolutely inseparable from Yuchen.
"I remember my senior brother said that swords, long spears, bows and arrows, apart from labor-intensive heavy weapons and thermal weapons, there seems to be nothing you don't know?"
"Heavy weapons, there are indeed none at present, but for hot weapons..."
Saying that, Yuchen silently took out Sky AK and Amos AWM, and Shen Yi immediately shut up when he saw this.
Damn, forget about this rifle and this cannon!
"Although I am good at using swords, Aunt Shen, don't forget that times have changed."
"Hello, who is your name, Aunt Shen?"
"You are the teacher's younger sister, so it's not too much to call you aunt! Could it be that I have to be called older?"
"Fuck you, call me Sister Shen!"
"Oh, Aunt Shen!"
"..."
87. Return to the Tower
In this way, today, Yuchen followed Shen Yi to play the beauty.
Everyone was away today, Yuan En Ye Hui left the academy to do some business, while Gu Yue, Tang Wulin and the others all went to the Spirit Transferring Pagoda to get their souls.
For this reason, when they met Shen Yi, who was rarely open to playfulness at the moment, the two of them coincidentally engaged in... ah bah, they played together and worked on things together.
In short, Wu Zhangkong and the others were shocked after hearing that a man of God had blown up the school's withdrawal today.
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