my monster girlfriends

Bai Yin: "..."

He always felt that the guy on the other side deliberately used such malicious puns, but he had no evidence...

But... Bai Yin soon lost the mind to care about this.

However, Xue Sheng stroked his stubble and seemed to be talking to himself:

"Well... no matter what the reason is, it can be regarded as fate..."

Then, he said: "In this case... I have a chance here."

Bai Yin complained: "Why, you have the Tathagata Palm for ten yuan and want to sell it to me?" After a pause, "I'm not one in a million martial arts prodigy."

"First of all, as far as I know, there is no such kung fu in this world. Generally speaking, if I don't know, it means that there is really no such thing. Even if there is, you can't get ten yuan...Of course, If you really want to learn, I can teach you a set with better special effects."

Xue Sheng dismantled Bai Yin's complaints calmly, "Secondly... I am not an old beggar who can find little brats everywhere to sell martial arts cheats, and you are not a one-in-a-kind martial arts genius."

Pause for half a second: "You are the one in a billion."

Bai Yin asked: "Am I so powerful?"

Xue Sheng said: "If a man is fierce, you should ask the woman he has slept with, not another man who is old enough to be his grandfather."

Bai Yin took advantage of the situation and asked: "Then dare to ask this old man... Guigeng this year?"

"Not very old, one hundred and three years old."

"...You take good care of yourself." Bai Yinming obviously didn't believe it, but he was also willing to talk about it to relieve boredom, "What brand of skin care products?"

"No brand of skin care products will work." Xue Sheng said with a blank expression on his face, "When you reach my level, you can look so young after you are over 100 years old."

Bai Yin said, "We'll wait and see."

Xue Sheng said: "If you talk so much, you just don't believe it."

"Believe it, why don't you believe it?" Bai Yin said, "A man with a 40-year-old face who claims to be [-] years old said that I am a one-in-a-million martial arts prodigy, and he is going to teach me a set of Tathagata palms." ..."

He shrugged: "How believable."

Hearing this, Xue Sheng sighed.

"Ah... These days, she clearly refers to Pingchuan Road, but treats loyal words as evil words*, a little monster girl, who can gain trust with a magic trick and a cute show, I am the leader of the extraordinary world of Xia Kingdom. , billions of people every minute, come to the door in person, but still get slapped in the face... It's really a declining world, and people's hearts are not old."

He stroked his stubble with a vicissitudes on his face, "Generally speaking, I will only give everyone one chance..."

Looking at Bai Yin, "However, you are special, so...you can save the opportunity for next time."

When Bai Yin heard the words "little monster girl", his pupils shrank slightly.

As far as I know, I have never told anyone about this, and my parents probably don't know Xueli's identity either...

So here comes the question, is this sentence an unintentional statement that I took into account, or... is there a meaning?

Thinking up to this point in his heart, Bai Yin asked calmly: "Oh? Excuse me...what's so special about me?"

Xue Sheng said, "It's about as handsome as when I was young."

"That's it?"

"of course not."

"What about the others?"

"Do you want to ask me how I know that Xue Nu lives in your house?"

Bai Yin's expression remained the same: "What did you say? Xue Nu? Someone's name?"

Xue Sheng looked at him and smiled.

"That's right, the reaction is pretty quick... When faced with this kind of temptation, it's a very stupid behavior to say 'Huh?', especially if you didn't act stupid before."

After a pause, "You don't need to test it anymore, of course I know about it... In fact, she was able to touch your house because I gave her the green light. It's another monster who dares to swagger in countermeasures Those who flirt with men under their noses have already been used to paste the wall."

About two seconds of silence.

Bai Yin closed his eyes and thought about the above two seconds.

Then... He thumped and knelt down on the spot.

"Master, be respected by the students!"

——If "Fuck" is an expression, then at this moment, Xue Sheng has this expression.

Let me stroke... after confirming the uniqueness of my identity and the fact that I can't resist, did I immediately choose the option that is most beneficial to me...

It took Xue Sheng a second to figure out Bai Yin's thoughts based on the results, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

Good guy, this is too motherly to know the current affairs...

Xue Sheng rolled his eyes and waved his hands, but Bai Yin was forced to stand up without seeing any movement.

The former said angrily: "Why, figured it out?"

Nod, nod.

"Hey, is it a coincidence?" Xue Sheng said, "Suddenly I don't want to teach anymore."

Bai Yin: "..."

If he didn't know that he couldn't beat the opponent, he would definitely raise his hand and hit him with a block.

After saying the above sentence, Xue Sheng changed his playful expression just now, and became a little serious.

"How should I put it... You want to learn from me, of course it's okay, I said you are special, a special person, of course there is a special way to treat you."

Paused, "However, the reason why you choose this option is not out of the desire to 'learn'... Martial arts training is very simple and must be simple. If it is given too many complicated meanings, then Even if you are a genius like you, you won't achieve anything..."

He looked at Bai Yin and said lightly:

"So... now, it's not the right time."

"Where is the 'time'... When the time comes, you will know for yourself."

After saying this, Xue Sheng pointed to the side.

"As for now, play two games of chess with me first."

Bai Yin thought about it for a few seconds: "Do you have some kind of disease that makes you happy only after being abused..."

"of course not."

"Then you still play with me?" Bai Yin almost wrote "Are you looking for abuse" on his face.

"Stop talking nonsense." Xue Sheng kicked Baiyin's buttocks, "Come if you are told, I am a teacher, and I have the final say."

"OK, OK..."

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① Recycling of Sao’s lines——If a man is bad, he should ask the woman he has slept with, not another man who is old enough to be his grandfather.

②I know what you want to see... Well, "Clearly pointing to Pingchuan Road, but treating loyal words as evil words", these words come from Tongboliu.

Thousands of mountains and snow at dusk, who does it only cast shadows on? : NO.13 You can't do it, can you?

Perhaps the New Year's Eve is approaching, and the streets, alleys, storefronts, or door walls are all pasted with festive red.Not far from Bai's house, there is an ancient alley. The ground paved with tiles, bricks and bluestone slabs is wet, probably because of the light snow that fell a few days ago. After the fine snowflakes melted, they turned into water. Flows under the feet of pedestrians.

When walking through this alley, Bai Yin patted the water stains on his trousers. When walking through the water, it is inevitable to encounter such things-comparison, Xueli on the side is much better, she The thin jacket on his body was "transformed", let alone the splashed water stains, even if he was splashed with ink, there would be no marks on his body.

Bai Yin expressed envy for this, and asked if he could get one for me?Xueli smiled, tilted her head, and said, of course, but you have to take off the outer body first.

When he said this, there was a hint of narrowness in those light blue eyes—here, if it was an ordinary young man of the same age, he might be molested by the big sister until he blushed and waved his hands away; Some of them had to blush and think for a moment.

But who is Bai Yin... If Steve Rogers gave up Zhenjin and used his face as a shield, Thanos might not be able to break through even a heart attack.

However, without saying a word, Bai Yin took off his shirt on the spot at a speed comparable to Tian Boguang's touching Huanghua's daughter's house. If Xueli hadn't had quick eyesight and quick hands, he quickly grabbed his wrist, and the latter might have thrown away his pants...

Bai Yin didn't struggle either, and his expression remained the same: Didn't you tell me to take it off?

Xueli's face slowly turned red, and he hesitated, "Now...it's not appropriate."

"Why is it illegal?"

Miss Xue Nu's eyes flickered, she looked left and right... When Bai Yin's smile gradually became happy, she said:

"...you didn't close the door when you came in."

Bai Yin's smile froze.

Just at this time, Mama Bai appeared in front of the door with big strides. Originally, the opening line she had planned was "Xiaobai has eaten!"

However, when she saw the scene in the study clearly, the sentence instantly changed to: "Where is my spatula... Why can't I find it all of a sudden..."

Before leaving, she didn't forget to close the door of the study, and locked it on the way...

——After that, Bai Yin never talked about asking Xueli to transform him into clothes.

Closer to home.

This day is the 28th day of the twelfth lunar month. This year's twelfth lunar month only has 29 days. The next day is the new year. Therefore, today can be counted as the day before New Year's Eve.

At the end of the year, many people are idle, walking on the street, bustling with people, most of them are buying new year's goods - on the street, many shops have closed their doors, and there is an upside-down blessing on the door , close it tightly, and occasionally saw children chasing and playing, swimming like fish on the road, and a little chirping sound, like waves, was drowned in the crowd.

Bai Yin is one of the people who buy new year's goods.

In fact, it has been his job since he was 12 years old.At that time, Bai Ma just took Bai Yin out of the house habitually, because the latter had a lazy personality. If she expected him to take the initiative to go out for activities, it would be better to expect other girls to spy on him and come to the house—the latter was more likely Not a lot.

The character of Bai Ma has already been described in the previous article. Even if she is buying new year's goods, she will deliberately look for the stalls guarded by those young girls, which means it is self-evident.

After walking around like this for a few times, Bai Ma was surprised to find that when she was chatting with the shopkeeper, her son had already dealt with those girls, and cut the price down to a figure that was considered a half-sell, half-giveaway...

One time, she deliberately went to look back, only to find that the girl was standing on tiptoe, looking this way from a distance, met her eyes, and lowered her head in embarrassment.

So, from then on, the job fell on Bai Yin...

This year is no exception.

Different from the past, this year Xueli also followed.

Bai Yin originally thought that even if a "monster" like Xueli could live in harmony with humans, he might not be able to adapt to the affairs of the market... But the fact is not what he thought.

For example, just now, when they went to buy couplets, the stall owner was a young man in his twenties. When Xueli came to ask, he gave a number.

On the side, Bai Yin raised his eyebrows slightly, and cast a look of "Is the paper of your Spring Festival couplets plated with gold, and the packaging is made of gold leather?"

If the other party doesn't understand, or pretends not to understand, he can only say "Is this Spring Festival couplet safe?" This line contains some kind of threat...

Xueli picked up the Spring Festival couplets she wanted to buy, but she wasn't angry, she just looked at it with a smile, so, after two seconds of silence, the stall owner couldn't bear some invisible pressure, and obediently lowered the price...

Bai Yin watched these, and walked away together, praised: "It's ok, quite skilled."

Xueli hugged the Spring Festival couplets: "Because someone taught them before."

"Oh... another senior Snow Maiden?"

Xueli did not answer this question.

She just sped up her pace a little, and walked in front of Bai Yin. Suddenly, one foot was put on the spot, and the other was slightly lifted... After that, like an elegant compass, she turned half a circle, facing Bai Yin's side.

With his back to Can Xue, he smiled like a flower.

"--secret."

"Eh..." Bai Yin was dazzled by the sudden beauty for two seconds, then shrugged, "Well, I'm not that interested..."

So shoulder to shoulder again.

As the saying goes, when a man and a woman match, work is not tiring, and Bai Yin and Xueli's being together obviously has more than this bonus.

During the two subsequent shopping trips, if they meet a female stall owner, Bai Yin will make a move and bargain gently;Around noon, most of the things to buy had been settled, and their funds had only been used for less than one-third.

If they were placed in the Zhanqi game, and these two played at the same time, there must be a bond buff of "shopping cost -50%" in the attribute column...

After shopping, the two walked and chatted. Bai Yin talked about the dark history of Xueli accidentally freezing the water pipe while taking a shower, and Xueli backhandedly pulled out the embarrassing incident of Bai Yin sleeping on the ground in the middle of the night... squabbling , the atmosphere is just right.

On the road, at the corner, I suddenly met an acquaintance.

It was a middle-aged man with long hair, a suit, and a lazy expression—it was Xue Sheng.

When he saw Bai Yin and Xueli, he waved his hands along the way, "Oh, happy new year."

"Happy New Year." Bai Yin replied.

It seems that this kind of accidental encounter basically doesn't last long. We are not too familiar with each other, and we are also very busy. When we met, we exchanged a few words and expressed the meaning of "I didn't look down on you", So they broke up and went back to their homes.