my monster girlfriends

Bai Yin clenched his fists, lightly knocked on his celestial cap, and then closed his eyes...

After about two seconds of silence, those eyes opened again, completely clear.

There is a saying in Tongbo Liu: "If a person is not strong, he will not grow long; if he has no vision, he will not be secure." Bai Yin lay beside the bed, thought for half a minute, and then decided...to run.

Just now, she was fascinated by the beauty, so that she ignored a very important thing, that is... When Xueli wakes up, the problem will be serious.

To borrow a sentence from a bookstore owner: "Women are very unreasonable creatures. They can make people feel 'sin' without doing anything."

Bai Yin can assure that Miss Xue Nu's attitude has absolutely nothing to do with him... But can he use this reason to convince Xue Li who wakes up from shame and anger?

According to Bai Yin's understanding, the gentle Miss Xue Nu can't do something like "touch the head to kill" herself, but she can definitely do something like "quietly cool the water in the bath while I'm taking a bath" things...

Therefore, it is better for him to slip first...

When you come back, bring her some ice cream or something, it should calm her down, right?If it doesn't work, how can I offer a knee or something...

Well, I don't know if Xueli can accept the foot kiss from Egypt...

Bai Yin was thinking ruthlessly, rolled out of the bed lightly, put on his clothes, and the whole process was silent... Seeing his familiar escape behavior, if he has the heart in the future, he will be the old king next door good material.

Before going out, he turned his head, glanced at the girl who had been covered by his quilt, and smiled contemptuously, "Humph, she's so pretty..." He said to himself, turned around, and his figure was cut off by the door.

However, what he didn't see was... A few minutes later, a pair of light blue eyes opened quietly, without any sleepiness.

Then... a faint sigh, like fallen leaves, turning and rippling in the house.

......

park.

Since Xue Sheng met Bai Yin that day, every morning, the former would hold the chessboard and wait for Bai Yin to come over to play two games - the latter had no objection, because he had been invincible in chess for a long time.

As we all know, the word "invincible" often represents loneliness. There was once a man named Dugu Qiubai who was unparalleled in the world with swords. , so boring that I can only play with birds to survive.

Of course, Bai Yin is not like this, but he really hasn't found someone who can play with him for a long time... Now that he finally meets someone, and the other party takes the initiative to seek abuse, Bai Yin is naturally happy.

"Speaking of which, should it be time?" Xue Sheng asked.

"Um... what time?"

"Oh——" Xue Sheng looked at Bai Yin and raised his eyebrows, "It's okay...I mean Yuanxiao." After a pause, "Is there any arrangement for the day of Yuanxiao?"

"Yes." Bai Yin said confidently, "But why should I tell you? Are you here to check your household registration?"

"If I want, I can check the household registration without going to the door." Xue Sheng said calmly, "In other words, in addition to the household registration, I can also check a lot of things you want people to know, what you don't want people to know, and even what you yourself know or Something I don't know..."

Objectively speaking, this is actually a pretty scary thing.

However, Bai Yin was unmoved.He just squinted and said, "In my impression, the last department that was so arrogant... seems to be called Dongchang."

"Dongchang is a fart." Xue Sheng said, "Comparing the strategy game with that kind of thing, you are tantamount to speculating."

"What's the difference?" Bai Yin asked along the way.

"The difference is that they seal the door, lock the street, and kill someone, which is called abuse of private power." Xue Sheng said, "And the same process, implemented by our countermeasure bureau, is called eliminating harm for the people."

After a pause, "You don't have to be so insincere... If you want, you can also become a member of the countermeasures. When the time comes, you will naturally know what our position is."

After saying this, Xue Sheng added: "Actually, you have already joined... In the eyes of others, you are probably my face or something."

"...?"

Thousands of mountains and snow at dusk, who does it only cast shadows on? : NO.21 Chief Countermeasure and Shixiang Ruanjin Powder

Bai Yin: "...?"

When I put a question mark, it's not that I have a problem, it's that you have a problem.

"Oh, maybe this word is relatively rare, and you don't know the meaning." Xue Sheng said, "The first point is that some young women with power and money in ancient times recruited some women for their psychological and physical needs. A pretty boy with thin skin and tender flesh..." After a pause, "It's the kind that looks similar to you."

"You god damn face..." The corners of Bai Yin's mouth twitched, "Can you talk?" After a pause, "Besides, I don't think you look like a 'powerful and rich young woman'?"

As expected of Bai Yin, even at this time, he did not forget to make a sharp complaint.

However...compared with the director in front of him, this male protagonist's ability to complain is still a bit inferior.

However, Xue Sheng thought for a second, then nodded: "That's right... the word "mian shou" is not suitable."

After a pause, "Referring to our gender, you should be called a child mole."

Bai Yin: "..."

He was silent for two seconds, selectively ignoring topics related to these two words, and turned to the key point:

"You just said, 'I've already joined', what's the matter?" Bai Yin asked, "I don't remember filling out the 'Application Form for Membership' or anything like that."

"The countermeasures are not Liangshan heroes. You vote for a name and kill someone. From now on, everyone will be brothers who drink a lot and eat meat."

Xue Sheng said: "We are an official organization, with official benefits, five insurances and one housing fund, nine to five, and a generous salary. Just this treatment... you don't have twenty brushes, and you still want to come in to make a living? The sweeping aunt doesn't even have your share Son."

Paused, "There are only two exceptions."

"Which two?"

Xue Sheng said: "First, the nature of the ability is judged to be 'extremely dangerous'... If this is the case, even if the person does not come to the door, we will send someone to the door, first courtesy and then soldiers.

Among them, those who are willing to contribute to the country will join the executive team, and the treatment will be favorable; those who don't like to fight and kill... Then we will receive it from the headquarters of the Kyoto Countermeasures Bureau, and we will specially designate a residential area, including food and live, and even arranged a Kyoto household registration. "

"Hey, this is too much preferential treatment." Bai Yin paused, "Then...if you are neither willing to make contributions, nor be willing to be supported, and even plan to collude with foreign forces...wouldn't it be better to destroy the corpses and wipe out the traces? Ashes?"

Xue Sheng shook his head: "That's not so...it's no big deal to collude with them. After all, we are all human beings. No matter who we serve, the meat will be rotten in the pot after all..."

He moved a little, "Also, don't look at how tense the international relations of 'non-extraordinary' are now, in fact, in the 'extraordinary world', the countermeasures bureau has a pretty good relationship with the official extraordinary organizations outside... In the past few days In [-], there are still many excellent talents getting married."

After a pause, "The really serious thing is colluding with 'ghosts and spirits'... At that time, the method of 'destroying corpses and traces, destroying bones and ashes' will be used."

The corner of Bai Yin's mouth twitched, he always felt as if he had accidentally done something very serious...

Seeing his expression, Xue Sheng smiled:

"You don't have to worry about this... As some foreign scholars have said, we are essentially a civilization pretending to be a country. As long as your family lives well and doesn't do anything out of the ordinary, we will not interfere... ..."

Paused, "Or, for examples like yours, the more the better..."

When Xue Sheng said this, he seemed to think of something:

"Hey, by the way, aren't you Yuanxiao planning to go out to play? I have a supreme membership card of a lover hotel here, and a few ten fragrant soft gluten powder..."

"Hey!" Bai Yin was startled, "Suddenly the topic has changed from serious to serious!" He shouted, "Not to mention the VIP card... What the hell is Shixiang Ruanjinsan! You Isn't it the director? Doesn't it seem inferior to talk about medicine!?"

"Heh, what kind of a loss am I? You haven't seen it before..."

Xue Sheng shook his head without explaining.

"Forget it... If you don't want it, then you don't want it."

He looked at Bai Yin, and his tone seemed to indicate something: "Anyway... I guess you won't need it anymore."

After finishing speaking, he continued: "Let's get back to the topic... The first type of 'exception' has already been explained, and the next thing is the second type."

"What is it?" Bai Yin said.

"Go through the back door."

About two seconds of silence...

Bai Yinxu raised his eyes and asked, "The one you mentioned goes through the back door...is it serious?"

"It can be serious or not." Xue Sheng continued naturally, "The methods that are not serious...often serve the purpose of being serious."

Under Bai Yin's "you're teasing me" gaze, Xue Sheng said confidently: "What kind of gaze? Let me tell you, this is the policy of the higher authorities... If you have any objections, then don't ask me."

Of course, Mr. Chief didn't just know how to complain, but explained:

"In fact, like some people in the Countermeasures Bureau, he has contributed so much to this country that he can no longer be rewarded with things like 'money' or 'power'..."

After a pause, "And our profession is destined to have nothing to do with things like 'name'... that's why we use this method to reward people related to it.

Of course, those who are qualified to "let others go through the back door" are basically characters with high moral character, that is, the kind of...'just enough salary and enough food for the children, but if you dare to delay my research , I die in front of you' characters. "

Xue Sheng shrugged, "How else can we reward this kind of person? Any award is an insult."

Hearing this, Bai Yin squinted his eyes and looked at Xue Sheng for a few seconds: "I don't think you look like this kind of person, do you?"

What he said was not "contribution", but "character and morality"...

"Tsk tsk, this is prejudice...why can't I be?"

Xue Sheng finished the last sentence angrily, and then nodded.

"You look pretty accurate, but I'm really not."

"Okay, okay, it doesn't matter whether you are that kind of person, or even whether you are a person..." Bai Yin said, "What I want to know now is... these two exceptions, what kind of person am I?" ability' or 'back door'?"

"You are both." Xue Sheng said, "but strictly speaking... neither."

"Do you know what the end of the Riddler is?" Bai Yin said with a blank expression, "I was blown up by a bomb first, and then fell into the water. It's a miserable life."

"Hey, where are you going?" Xue Sheng teased, "Your last protagonist did the whole book like this... Just get used to it."

After finishing speaking, he stood up: "Okay, let's get down here today, I have something to do."

"I almost won..." Bai Yin looked contemptuously,

"Ahem, what are you talking about? My ears are a bit bad when I'm old, so let's go first..."

After all, let’s walk away...

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①Somehow, it was recommended... Tsk, I was planning to wait until the end of the first volume.

Well, since that’s the case, let’s ask for a recommendation ticket by the way =-=

Thousands of mountains and snow at dusk, who does it only cast shadows on? : NO.22 No ghost story can compare to the head teacher outside the window

When Bai Yin was thinking about whether he should tiptoe to the kitchen to make some breakfast, when he pushed open the door...he bumped into Xueli who was holding two scallions.

"Forehead……"

Bai Yin looked at him for a second, and admitted decisively: "I was wrong."

If a man wants to be sensible, no matter what the process is, if he takes advantage of it, he should admit it. If there is a line like "it is obviously your own mistake", no matter how soft the girl is, she should bite...

On the opposite side, Xueli blinked her eyes after listening to it, and there was doubt in her eyes.

"...What did you do wrong?"

At this moment, Bai Yin's thought was: Could it be that A Li is the kind of character who insists on telling a child how he feels when teaching him a lesson?

Similar characters, we can often see in a certain plot, a certain man accidentally got some kind of prop that could not pass the trial, randomly selected a lady with a thin waist and long legs, and then forced her to say in a blurred state my own feelings...

However, the confusion in the girl's eyes at this time is not fake.

Bai Yin pondered for half a second, then said: "Today I chatted with Master Xue a little bit more, so I came back a bit late."

Obviously, this is a test.

If the other party is pretending not to know what happened in the morning, this sentence is equivalent to saying "Since you pretend not to know, then I will pretend not to know either. Be confused, it's good for everyone."

If the other party really doesn't know... then you can use this sentence to change the subject, and take advantage of the trend to let the truth be submerged in history. From then on, you won't mention it if you kill him...

Even if it is the worst consideration, if Xueli really has the bad taste mentioned above, then he can definitely admit another mistake on the spot when the other party's expression is wrong. Anyway, one mistake is also admitted, and two mistakes are also admitted.

When the time comes, he will take advantage of the opportunity to offer a knee, give a foot kiss or something... the anger will probably disappear.

Thinking of this, Bai Yin lowered his eyes intentionally or unintentionally.

Well, let me see, wearing slippers in such a cold day is indeed a snow girl...

Xueli's feet, of course, are also very beautiful... The color of white jade extends out a soft arc, and its perfection is completely enough to make people develop a certain addiction.

Well, see no evil.

While thinking wildly, Xueli finally opened his mouth.

"What's wrong with that?" The girl shook the green onion in her hand, "here, go and rest for a while... I can't let you cook all the time, can I? I want to show my hand too."

It needs to be explained here that Bai's father and mother left on the tenth day of the first lunar month. They are adults anyway, and of course they have to work after the end of the year.

As for why they left, Bai Yin and Xueli were still huddled together on the small bed in the study... Who knows?Anyway, neither of them mentioned this matter, so they just lived like this...