my monster girlfriends

"The one who is on fire is called Fujimaru Lixia, who claims to be from Chaldea. He is a severe coffee addict and has unparalleled insight. He can tell how many girls you slept with last night from the folds of your neckline. If he suddenly doesn't speak, go straight Stare at you, remember to poke his eyes out."

Li Xia didn't pay attention to Liu Bei's words, but turned his head to look at the other person, "Fang Xi, he seems to have a 'system' just like you."

"Oh..." Fang Xi thought for a while, "Then he was the same as me just now..."

"...When I first entered, there was an expression of talking with some kind of existence...is it?" Bai Yin asked.

Li Xia continued to look at Fang Xi: "You see, he is much smarter than you."

Fang Xi responded gently: "Get out."

"Not bad... It seems that you and Lixia should have a lot in common." Liu Bei smiled, "The white-haired man is called Fang Xi, the square Fang, the hopeful Xi, although he is slightly less intelligent than Lixia, he is not very good at being a man Talk, but the complaints are quite sharp, and it's easy to get along with..."

"You are enough..." Fang Xixu focused his eyes, "I don't object to Li Xia's intellect, but the evaluation of 'not very good at talking' is based on yourself...Compared to you, there is no one in this world who is good at talking Is the nature of your words different from 'compared to the sun, your temperature is a bit worse'!?"

Liu Bei shrugged, and said to Bai Yin: "—Look, you are making sharp complaints."

"I have a general understanding of the situation..." Bai Yin said, "Now, I have two questions."

Li Xia said, "Ask you, Fang Xi."

"...you know again?" Fang Xi rubbed his forehead.

Li Xia smiled: "This is common sense, my dear friend."

"From my gaze analysis." Bai Yin is not surprised, "Just now, my gaze on Liu Bei was for 0.7 seconds, and that of Lixia was for 0.4 seconds, but I stayed on your body for 1.9 seconds...

Referring to my clothes, it is easy to judge the age I live in. It is normal to pay a little attention to Liu Bei's clothes... But you and Li Xia are clearly modern people's clothes, and both obviously belong to Asians. At this time... There is obviously something wrong with my vision. "

After listening, Li Xia nodded approvingly, and said to Fang Xi, "Look, basic common sense."

Fang Xi replied with a smile: "Father Chang Ru." Then he looked at Bai Yin: "You ask, I'm not an idol, I don't have any news to keep secret."

"First, are you from the Countermeasure Bureau?"

"Oh—recognize my clothes?" Although Fang Xi was evaluated by Liu Bei as "not as smart as Li Xia", he was only compared with Li Xia... "This kind of tone... Then you are too?"

"Almost." Bai Yin blurred the question, then fixed his gaze on Fang Xi's face, "Have we... met?"

"Hmm..." Fang Xi pondered for two seconds, "...First of all, there shouldn't be any female relatives of yours who are particularly obsessed with me, right?"

When these words fell, Bai Yin was startled.

Let me go...why is your first reaction...

"If not, then you should have seen my descendants." Fang Xi said, pointing to the sky, "As you can see, in this time and space, even people from 'different worlds' can gather...then, It's not unacceptable to bring two people from different timelines together?"

After finishing speaking, he asked back: "In addition, this kind of insight into perfection...is your ability [counting immortals]?"

Bai Yin raised his eyebrows: "Why, have you seen it?" This is tantamount to admitting.

"No, I just thought of something..."

"As far as I know, it is difficult to awaken this super-high-risk ability naturally... Most of it is inherited, at least, there must be an inherited supernatural gene." Fang Xi's expression suddenly became complicated, "Actually , to be honest, when I look at you, there is also a familiar feeling between your eyebrows..."

He pondered for two seconds and asked, "You...can't be my son?"

Bai Yin: "...?"

He suddenly felt... the rule "can't hurt each other" is a bit redundant.

Otherwise...he will definitely go up now, and beat the face in front of him, which for some reason, always feels very flat, into a pig's head.

Not relevant to the text: Addendum: [DATA EXPUNGED] -576 Complete Report

Item #: [DATA EXPUNGED]-576

Object Class: Safe

特殊收容措施：【数据删除】-576将被保存在Site-19的一个数字密码锁柜中；密码每月更换两次。任何与【数据删除】-576相关的试验需3级权限批准；不得在任何情况下将【数据删除】-576带出实验区。

Description: [DATA EXPUNGED]-576 is a round glass bottle with a cork, approximately 6 cm in diameter and 8 cm in height. [DATA EXPUNGED] -576 is etched with a label pattern (two plants with flowers and leaves crossing each other), without maker markings.

【数据删除】-576中装满一种透明液体，称为【数据删除】-576-1。实验分析显示【数据删除】-576-1的化学成分与0.0100M果糖水溶液一致。推定【数据删除】-576-1仅在被储存于【数据删除】-576中时才有异常效应，因为放入其他容器的样本没有表现出任何异常。【数据删除】-576被发现能自己将自己重新补满，但是速度极慢；充填速率约为每周2毫升。当前未知【数据删除】-576是如何自我补给的。

摄入【数据删除】-576-1不会立即产生效果；但是若个体在摄入【数据删除】-576-1后进入睡眠，他们会经历生动的梦境。【数据删除】-576-1产生的梦境被报告是建立在做梦者对某些有特殊意义事件的记忆之上。使用【数据删除】-576的个体测试显示摄入液体量和产生梦境的相对真实度间有正相关关系。

When a subject enters [DATA EXPUNGED]-576-1-affected sleep, they will go through normal natural sleep stages (including stages 1, 2, 3, and 4) before entering a peaceful and continuous period of REM sleep, lasting eight to twenty hours.During this period, all attempts to wake the subject have failed, and it can only wait for it to wake up on its own.This sleep produced by [DATA EXPUNGED]-576-1 will be effective for all subjects, regardless of their history of sleep disorders prior to participating in the test.

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Addendum [DATA EXPUNGED]-576-1: [DATA EXPUNGED]-576 was originally found in the mansion of Mr. ████ █████, who was found dead by his servants.Hospital records indicate that Mr. █████ suffered from anxiety and malnutrition (caused by overwork and financial constraints) during his lifetime. [DATA EXPUNGED] -576 was found on Mr. █████'s bedside table, along with a photo album that was determined to be non-anomalous. [DATA EXPUNGED] -576 was found with less than a quarter of its liquid in it.

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Addendum [DATA EXPUNGED]-576-2: Based on testing, it is speculated that there is a correlation between the dose consumed and the length of sleep.Investigating whether exceptions exist.

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Test Log [DATA EXPUNGED] - Excerpt from 576-5193-█

Addendum [DATA EXPUNGED]-576-3: On 20██/██/██, two documents were recovered from the personal records of Mr. ████ █████.Investigations into these documents are ongoing.

Excerpt from Document 576-█-5

Document 576-█-6 (found in Document 576-█-5)

Item #████ Lot ██

█████ of Order #███

take some time to clear your mind

Get back your lost memory

A mouthful of sadness no longer

A good night's sleep, guaranteed by the brand!

Thank you for your patronage and have a good dream.

~Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.

Irrelevant to the main text: Essays on Sickness Part [-]. A Confession

As always, when I sat down at the computer, she was there.

A certain kind of gaze stared at him closely.

"Um..." I pondered for two seconds, "My physical examination report has improved a lot, and my work and rest have been normal recently. I go to bed at eleven o'clock in the evening and wake up at seven or eight o'clock in the morning. I also asked for leave. I eat three meals a day and eat a balanced diet. One hour of exercise every day...Is that the case with Yoshikage Kira?"

Obviously, I want to be reasonable.

But... she just looked at me condescendingly.

"Reading, going to sleep, or playing games is fine." After a pause, "Anyway... just writing manuscripts is not allowed."

It's also clear that she's not being reasonable...

"But I don't want to stop."

"Didn't you write a chapter last night before going to bed? I watched you write it."

"But that's only one chapter, and there are four thousand words if I don't say anything today..."

"That has nothing to do with me." She said seriously, "I don't care what your readers think, what your editors think... I just want you to be well."

It was an absolutely genuine emotion, and I knew it—more than she knew it.

...After about 2 minutes of negotiation, we both discussed the result: she allowed me to write an article of [-] words today, but it can’t be related to the plot of the novel, and those things that consume brainpower—even though I have repeatedly stated that for me Speaking of writing this kind of plot is actually a kind of enjoyment, and she will never compromise on this point.

If so, what else can I write...

I can't write about my experience of teasing female classmates happily before, can I?Readers will definitely gloat, but I'm going to die on my side, really.

But if I write about other things, such as my friends and my life, it is also boring and boring. My popularity is not very good, even some "friends" are also "excellent in a certain field, maybe I will use it in the future"... If these things are written, it would be too boring.

After much deliberation, can I still only write about the emperor's wife...

......

If you mention this, the inspiration can't stop-for me, the inspiration that we can use to write something from the experience of our life is like shells on the beach... inexhaustible, use Inexhaustible, just two steps away.

(Yes, the above sentence is used to please girls, I show my cards, I am honest.)

What should I write... Oh, let's talk about the experience of chasing fans together.

About a year or two ago, I still liked to follow the fan dramas, like the quarterly fan dramas, some watched the genuine ones, some watched the pirated ones, but basically they always followed each other after one episode...At that time, often I have a label of "anime otaku" on my head, which is absolutely infallible.

But at that time, the emperor's wife had no interest in chasing fans... She was a standard "off-the-shelf", with many girlfriends and a lot of spare tires (at this time she categorically denied this, but I guess it's not bad...), except In addition to school courses, she is good at piano, and she can also dance ballet with one or two hands. To explain it in my naive original text: when playing the piano, her hands are like fluttering butterflies; when dancing, her skirt is like a blooming lily.

...the wording is rough, but that's about it.

Her communication skills are not very good, and she tends to do what she has to do instead of talking—but, given her external conditions, she doesn't need any "communication skills". With an expression that looks like everyone owes her millions, there are many people who are willing to be kicked by her a few times and kneel down and call the queen.

...Considering that if she continues, she will probably take off her shoes now and kick me a few times in embarrassment, let's stop here for the compliments.

In the future, when she is not around, I will secretly boast [-] words and upload it, don't worry, if there is a repeated sentence, I will be sorry for my knowledge... Cough cough.

Now, let's get down to business.

In modern terms, "It is best for husband and wife to cultivate some of the same interests", in ancient Chinese, "Marry a chicken and follow the chicken, marry a dog and follow the dog", in short... for some reason, she also accompanied me to watch the show together. Yes, it seems that I am quite addicted.

What I want to talk about here actually happened while watching "relife" (also known as "Returning to 17").

Oh yes, please pay attention... I personally highly recommend the drama "relife". In my records, it belongs to the works of "go back and watch if you don't have inspiration for creation".

But relatively, the fun will be greatly reduced after being spoiled. If you have not watched it, and you are going to watch it after seeing my recommendation, you can stop here, there will be spoilers below.

Let me give an overview of the plot of this drama first... Probably, the 28-year-old social animal hero was suddenly intercepted by someone at night. Pill, and then said... "This drug will take you back ten years" and "Invite you to participate in one of our experiments."

In reality, this kind of plot would probably end with "a criminal gang sells illegal drugs in the middle of the night and is jailed after being reported by enthusiastic residents", but... the two-dimensional world is of course not so realistic, so what? ... The male protagonist has really become, not only that, but also enrolled in a certain high school.

But... this drug also has a side effect, that is, when the experiment is over, the person taking the drug will not forget his memory, but all traces of his high school life will be erased, including photos, notes, and... certain memories.

Don't ask why other people's memories will be erased by the medicine the male lead takes, it's just what the plot needs...

And then, there is a very delicate daily life... Coincidentally, the heroine is also a "drug taker". The consequence of the two drug takers falling in love is... After the experiment, they will forget each other.

...Although I used a joking tone to describe its content, but... I have to say that when we watched this drama together, a certain emotion was indeed awakened in our hearts... a certain, regrettable, restless mood.

"If you know that the ending of a story is tragic, will you continue with the story?"

"When the fireworks disappear, you will feel very lonely, but even if they disappear, there are still memories left."

As a literary creator, I am of course more emotional, not to mention the emperor's wife. When the lyrics of "Even if everything is forgotten, only it will still exist in your heart" sounded, she hugged her whole body came in...

After that, Xu Shi had some feelings, she asked: "If one day I forget you, will you come to me?"

"Yes."

"I don't believe it...you always say nice things..."

"No, if I just said, 'Of course, I will find the ends of the earth', that would be 'liar'." I thought for a while, "What the man said, decisive and pompous, is actually unbelievable...truly Vows are often very short, as if I didn't say 'I will chase you wherever', 'When will I chase you', 'I will chase you to what extent', just saying 'Yes' actually means, no matter where I go I will look for it, no matter what, I will look for it at any cost..."

"……thanks."

"Tell me what to say thank you? Just don't dislike me and be annoying."

"I won't dislike..."

——If you have friends who have been watching my works, you will find that I actually like the plot of "the heroine suddenly disappears, and then let the hero go all over the world to look for it"... Liu Bei and Cao Cao are like this, Ai Lei and Fujimaru Lixiang is like this, Fang Xi and Xiao Yuhan are also like this, some of them are poorly written, some have mature plots, and maybe there will be more in the future.

Strictly speaking, these plots are not all written for readers... they are just repeated words for someone.

This is a cryptic... only her and I can understand, a passionate confession:

"I will go to find her like him, desperately and at all costs to find you."

- This is my romance.

...For the sake of what I said, let me write another chapter today?Thinking is like a spring!real!

(And was rejected.)

Irrelevant to the main text: Essays during illness [-]. Romantic love

Let's start with a conversation.

Earlier, after reading the interim postings of essays written during the doctor's visit, Huang's sister-in-law said:

"How do you feel, your writing is more popular than the main text?"