my monster girlfriends

Upon hearing this, Bai Yin silently let go of Miao Wuwu's back collar.

As the saying goes, medicine and medicine will not kill the sick, and the Buddha will travel to a destined person. I borrowed a sentence that appeared in a famous book at the beginning of a certain gold character: "Sometimes in your destiny, you must have it, and there is no time in your destiny. Don't force it."

...Since Brother Liu was destined to have such a catastrophe, he didn't stop him any more.

Sure enough, Brother Liu lived up to expectations and said the second half of the sentence:

"...It's not appropriate for you to bring a junior high school student to make up the number?"

After speaking, Brother Liu blinked.

"Um, Brother Bai, why do you look at me with such pitiful eyes? And this classmate, why are you licking your nails?...Wait, what are you doing here? Wait a minute! Autumn bean sack!"

In the end, the above-mentioned language all turned into a scream:

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"

The world is quiet.

......

......

After three bloodstains appeared on his face, Brother Liu remembered two things with an incomparably deep impression.

One, this pretty girl who looks like a junior high school student in front of her is really from the university department.

Two, at least for this semester, she is a new member of her club.

But now, he is looking at Bai Yin with a sad and indignant expression:

"Brother Bai." The tone was resentful, "Why didn't you say it earlier..."

Bai Yin ignored him...

Fortunately, almost all nerds have a strong self-regulation ability. After Bai Yin helped him extract the SSR with a random note of ten consecutive times, Brother Liu put on a smiling face at a speed comparable to that of pathogen-infected cells, and readily accepted it. reality.

——Speaking of which, Bai Yin's luck seems to be good recently. Although it is not clear when it will get better, it is probably after the system awakens...

When he asked Xiao Ai, he could only get a message column of "For unknown reasons, you are blessed by this land".

Bai Yin does not draw lottery or buy lottery tickets on weekdays. This luck is used to draw cards for Brother Liu... Therefore, the friendship between the two is almost visible to the naked eye. It must also be a "raise the eyebrows".

——This is quite normal. If I have a friend with ten consecutive ssrs, he will definitely be my good brother for the rest of my life...

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①The one who left a message in fgo and urged me to update online, took the initiative to stand up... I will block you.

... As for?

Are you my shit shoveler: NO.6 Miao Wuwu: "Dad!"

At noon, exactly at twelve o'clock, Bai Yin put down the book on time and stood up, not missing a second.

Brother Liu brushed the game activities without raising his head: "Bring me some, it's not spicy."

"reward."

"on the table."

Bai Yin walked over to have a look, and took away a red note: "Not enough."

"Brother Bai."

"not enough."

"father!"

Enough this time.

"Eh, eh."

Miao Wuwu jumped out, "Are you going to the cafeteria?" He looked at his watch while talking, "Why are you so punctual...not a second off!"

"Brother Bai can pinch the watch in his head, and the daily error is less than half a minute." Brother Liu said.

"Hey, what is this mysterious-sounding ability?" Miao Wuwu complained, "Are you Kami (god)? It's Kami!"

"No matter what he is." Brother Liu said solemnly, "Before he brought my rice back, he was the only myth, the Kami Samama who saved the world."

"What about after you bring it back?"

"son."

"Let me remind you." Bai Yin squinted, "Have I not gone out yet?"

"It's okay, father and son, reincarnation is endless, you are the father, and I am also the father."

Bai Yin pouted, too lazy to talk to the abandoned house who was begging for food, so he casually took a book and went out.

After walking a few steps, Miao Wuwu followed, "I want to go too!"

"what ever."

There is a cobblestone road on the way to the cafeteria, and the side of the road is low bushes, surrounded by flower buds of unknown nature.

"Why do you keep your head down and play with your phone while walking?" Miao Wuwu asked.

She wanted to walk in front of Bai Yin, so that she could jump and dance as she wanted, but the cobblestone road was very narrow, and she failed to get through after several attempts, so she asked angrily.

"Because few people walk on this road, you won't bump into people if you keep your head down."

"Is that the point? And you don't look like the kind of guy who would use his phone on the road."

"Why not? Do you know me well?"

"Of course I understand. We used to be at the same table. We were at the same table in junior high school, and we were also at the same table in high school."

Miao Wuwu made a "six" gesture with her small hands and waved it, indicating at least six years of friendship.

Bai Yin was stunned for a moment.

Are you at the same table?It seemed so, a little girl suddenly popped up in my mind, snoring quietly while the teacher was not basking in the sun, and even urged him to wake her up quickly with his thigh when he saw the teacher.

Oh yes, there are also homework... She never does homework during the holidays, and always borrows his homework to copy when she arrives at school, and is punished by the teacher for copying "13" into "b" in the fill-in-the-blank question stood over.

It's just that at that time, not only Miao Wuwu, but the whole class was copying Bai Yin's homework... There was nothing special about this girl.

While he was in a daze, Miao Wuwu nimbly jumped in front of him, turned around and smiled triumphantly, showing her small canine teeth.

"You haven't answered my question yet. Why are you playing with your mobile phone on the road? Are you chatting with someone? It looks like you are typing."

"It is."

"What do you mean by 'sort of'? What a perfunctory answer!" Miao Wuwu was dissatisfied.

"There's no need to tell you."

"This kind of secretive attitude——" Miao Wuwu narrowed her eyes, and they were crescent-like, "This doesn't look like you, can't it be a girlfriend?"

"Let's take it as it is." Bai Yin didn't bother to continue the discussion on this topic.

"I don't believe it. People like you can't find a girlfriend."

"...You seem to discriminate against me in some way."

"Of course it's not discrimination." Miao Wuwu said, "Aren't you self-aware? Students who can say 'cheating' in the class meeting, please stand up and ask the teacher to admit their mistakes, because it is impossible for anyone to get a higher score than me 'How can a person who talks like this find a girlfriend?"

Bai Yin felt a little funny: "Is this what I said?"

Suddenly, pause.

"...It seems that I really said it?"

It really doesn't sound like what someone like Bai Yin would say. He is a natural communicator, and even the system recognizes it. How could this kind of words that would offend the whole class come from him?

But thinking about it carefully, it seems that he really said it... Bai Yin can even understand his own thoughts at the time - I can indeed express the same meaning in more euphemistic words, but it is unnecessary for these mediocre people.

...Good idea of ​​the second grade, the second grader wants to go back and strangle myself at that time.

"Of course!" Miao Wuwu opened his eyes wide, "You don't know how much hatred you had at that time, if I hadn't protected you on the road, you would have been beaten by bad boys long ago, okay?"

So Bai Yin remembered something again... It was the street at dusk, and the little girl was bouncing around him... They seemed to go home on the same road, and one day this fact was discovered by Miao Wuwu, So I was half-forced to come over, and I had an extra companion to go home with...

Really, I can't shake it off, just like a clingy cat...

Bai Yin rubbed his forehead, "Then...should I say thank you?"

"You're welcome!" Miao Wuwu bared her canine teeth, "I copied your homework too." She stood on tiptoe and patted Bai Yin's shoulder boldly, "Help each other, help each other."

Seeing Miao Wuwu standing on tiptoe and trying to level the height difference, Bai Yin suddenly wanted to laugh for some reason.

Laughing as soon as he wanted to, he slapped Miao Wuwu's paw off, "Okay, let's go."

After a pause, "I'll go to the library in the afternoon and I'll find materials for you to make up your lessons."

"Ah—" Miao Wuwu's expression collapsed, "I will make up this afternoon..."

Carefully, "Or, tomorrow..."

"No."

"...Let me be mentally prepared." She said coquettishly.

"No."

"Brother Bai—"

"No."

Miao Wuwu thought for a while, imitating Brother Liu, and called out loudly:

"father!"

Bai Yin: "..."

Feeling the dignified, meaningful, or "people in the city really know how to play" sights around him, he couldn't bear it, and picked up the book.

Knowledge の heavy hit!

Then, amidst the girl's mournful cry, a word was squeezed out from between her teeth.

"……tomorrow."

Then, things settled down.

......

When Bai Yin came home at night, he just opened the door when something rushed towards him.

He subconsciously took half a step back, trying to get out of the way, but...compared with the rushing thing, that speed was still a bit slower.

So... still got punched in the face.

Well, this familiar touch...

Bai Yin stretched out his hand expressionlessly, and took off the thing hugging his face.

Then... one person and one cat looked at each other.

It was a flaxen-colored domestic cat. It was hard to say what breed it was, but it was petite and had clean and soft hair, so it was quite cute.

"Meow woo woo—"

Flattering eyes, innocent voices.

Tsk, and the innocent look in his eyes after doing something bad...

"...Did I send you here again?" Bai Yin sighed, "I'm busy with work, so I sent the cat here..."

This person is the third-ranked cat in the Bai family, and occasionally the second-ranked cat—Zhongbai.

Don't ask why this name is, because Dabai is Bai's father, and Xiaobai is Bai Yin...

"Really, don't say a word..."

Bai Yin sighed, put Zhong Bai down, and clapped his hands.

"Come on, go out with me to buy cat food."

"Meow woo woo—"

"Oh yes, it's not good to feed too much cat food, it's better to feed some raw meat..."