my monster girlfriends

"What's the business?" Miao Wuwu looked puzzled.

"Well... how should I put it?" Bai Yin thought about the wording, "It's a more personal way, injecting some 'good things' (referring to the brain) into your body (referring to the brain) when you are not willing Knowledge)' business (referring to tutoring)."

After a pause, "Otherwise, I wouldn't drag you to my house."

About two seconds of silence.

Seeing Bai Yin's face that didn't look like he was joking, Miao Wuwu's expression gradually became terrified.

With the lightness unique to cats, she quietly stood up from the table and took half a step back.

However...then, he fell into some kind of strange entanglement.

The endorsement here, since Bai Yin asked her the question "Do you know what a girlfriend means?" that night, Miao Wuwu secretly searched for relevant information on her mobile phone.

To describe it in one sentence - at that moment, the door to a new world opened.

We all know that Miao Wuwu is a very lively girl. In a math class, her thoughts can jump from the math teacher's strong hairstyle to the truth about the extinction of dinosaurs.

To put it simply...she couldn't calm down.

When other people filled in ancient poems, the lyrics ran in her mind, and she was talking about this kind of meow.

This led to, at this moment, the content that I watched before, like a girl who has been massaged by props for more than ten hours, hula la spurted out...

"Hey... are you kidding..." She thought, "Is my master so straightforward now..."

If this was a human girl, she might be shouting hooligans at this moment, but... she is not human.

As a monster race, although they are not like those wild animals, carrying out the reproduction of offspring in broad daylight, but...they obviously don't pay much attention to such things.

Are you talking about monogamy with the demon tribe whose lion king owns the reproductive rights of all the lionesses in the entire lion group?Are you afraid you are sick.jpg...

This led to, at this very moment, Miao Wuwu was seriously considering Bai Yin's proposal...

In fact, seeing him feed me for so long, it's not impossible to agree... He also helped me bathe for so many years!

Anyway, the whole body has been wiped, so many years...

... After a long thought, Miao Wuwu nodded solemnly.

"...Okay." Serious little face, "but let me tell you first, I have no experience, yes, I will be very unfamiliar..."

Said, blushing with embarrassment.

"Nonsense." Bai Yin said as a matter of course, "If you are proficient, I still need to bring you here?"

Oh, it seems that the master likes the pure type like me.

Miao Wuwu suddenly became confident...

So we went into the house together.

Interesting to say, Miao Wuwu had entered this room countless times, but... it was the first time she was so nervous.

Bai Yin walked in front, "Since I promised to help you with tutoring, at least I must make sure that you don't fail any subjects, otherwise I will lose my reputation as an almighty person... I gave you a set of test papers last night, you do it first , let me see what your current level is."

Turning his head, he was silent for half a second.

"Mm...Miao classmate." He raised his eyebrows, "...are you hot?"

"Ah? No..."

"Then why did you take off your coat?"

"All I see is..."

Miao Wuwu blinked: "Huh? Tutoring?"

"……if not?"

About two seconds of silence.

"...Yes." Miao Wuwu put down her hand that was about to lift the corner of her clothes, "That's right, it's just tutoring."

After finishing speaking, he said in an extremely complicated tone as if he saw his husband being robbed of his marriage by his gay friend:

"Let's... let's get started."

Are you my shit shoveler: NO.17 The best way to sell something is to say it is aphrodisiac

Afternoon, almost faint.

Bai Yin closed the book, and silently looked at Miss Meow, who was lying on the desk in front of her, sleeping soundly.

He thinks that the process of his lectures will not be too boring, and the rhythm of the language is also well grasped. After a few knowledge points, he will often throw out some jokes as "rewards".

This principle is the same as some excellent speeches. The serious content will make people tense, and the intermittent humor will usher in relaxation, so that the audience's brain will give them "rewards".

Things like jokes need to appear at the right time. For example, there is a gym near Baiyin’s house, and the TV in it plays Guo Degang’s cross talk all the year round. Shocked with the smoke and drink, and then didn't hold back...

Then, he was admitted to the hospital.

(Note: The above are real events)

In short, Teacher Bai's teaching level is very high.

But... Meow's sleep quality is also very high.

How else can we say that the debt of favor is the hardest to repay?This has to change Brother Liu, if he dares to snore in front of Bai Yin's high-quality human teaching, with Teacher Bai's character, at least he will do something like "Use his mobile phone to send a sentence to his family 'stay with my boyfriend tonight Open a room, not going back.'" thing.

However, if Miao Wuwu was replaced, it would be difficult for him to punish her... You can't draw a turtle on her face, can you?

That's too childish.

Thinking about this, Bai Yin sighed, put down the textbook, and then walked out the door lightly.

......

When Bai Yin came to the park, Xue Sheng's first words were: "Do you know how busy I am?"

Bai Yin shook his head honestly: "I don't know." After a pause, "There are many things in the bureau?"

"It's okay, there are special talents for the clerical work, and the matter of sealing the seal can be left to my secretary; as for the force...unless there is a rebellion of the Demon God Pillar, or the descending of the Ability God, by the way, plant seven imaginary trees It's a big deal, otherwise I don't need to handle it myself."

Xue Sheng was playing memes in fgo.

"Hey." Bai Yin teased, "You're always trendy, this kind of young people's games are all involved?"

"First of all, as far as a capable person is concerned, I am not old. If you maintain your current energy intensity, I will still look like this when you are buried." Xue Sheng said, "Secondly, I don't play much. Mostly an old buddy of mine, who used to talk about it in the small talk...unfortunately, I've always had a pretty good memory."

After hearing this, Bai Yin complained sharply: "Then dare I ask... what you call 'very busy', where are you busy?"

"Nonsense, of course I am with my wife." When Xue Sheng said this, he still used a natural expression, "Don't you know that after a man gets married, he often gradually loses his ability to take care of himself and turns into a big dependent woman?" The vines of the tree?"

Paused, "If the 'toughness' and 'stretchability' are not good, you can't take care of the big tree...you can wait to sleep on the street."

Bai Yin was silent for three seconds when he heard Mr. Director's words that were obviously colored but still so frightening that people couldn't refute them...

Then... before the topic slipped into an abyss with no lower limit, he said, "I called the teacher and asked you to come over. I mainly want you to take a look at this."

"I thought you would like this kind of talk that revolves around bullshit and dirty jokes... eh? This..."

Xue Sheng took what Bai Yin handed over to him, a device that looked like a VR helmet in Sword Art Online, and was very rarely stunned for two seconds.

As an endorsement here, this thing is the "Fate-Defying Device No. [-]" obtained by Bai Yin in the previous article (from the prologue of the second volume).

Two seconds later, Xue Sheng said, "Good stuff."

"How good is it?"

Xue Sheng asked back: "Have you shown this thing to others?"

"Oh..." Bai Yin said, "This stuff is so good that 'everyone who has seen it except you and me must be evaporated from the world'?"

"Yes, but not entirely." Xue Sheng said, "To be precise... it is 'except me'."

After Mr. Bureau Chief said these words, Bai Yin broke out in a cold sweat...

"Hey!" He said loudly, "Is this outrageous?"

"You have only learned from me for a short time now, so you don't know much about some things...Of course, with your IQ, you may have speculated, but you don't have any relevant concepts."

Xue Sheng held the helmet, thought for a few seconds, and asked, "How do you sell an ingredient for a sky-high price?"

"Marketing."

"Well, it's smart, so how do you market it?"

"I can list a set of plans for you." Bai Yin paused, "But you definitely don't want to hear this."

"That's right, but... the answer is actually very simple." Xue Sheng smiled, "You just need to label it as 'improvement'."

Bai Yin: "..."

Damn it makes sense, I'm speechless.

At this time, Xue Sheng asked again: "What is the essential reason for this situation?"

"On the one hand, it's the bad nature of all men. They think that this matter is very important to them." Bai Yin thought for a while, "On the other hand, this 'very important' thing is... hard to change?"

As we said before, Bai Yin is an extremely smart person, so he immediately understood what Xue Sheng meant.

"You mean... this thing, it can change something very important but difficult to change, that is, 'ability'." Pause, "And I... have no idea about 'improving ability'. Clear concept...is it?"

"Well, it's easy to talk to you." Xue Sheng mentioned the helmet, "With your aptitude, it's just right to use this thing, just tell me before you use it; as for me, I won't ask where you got it from." This thing."

Xue Sheng looked at Bai Yin and pointed out:

"...Anyway, this situation is not unheard of."

Who is Bai Yin?This is a ruthless person who can go to class without any emotional fluctuations even if he just stabbed a few people to death last night...

Faced with Xue Sheng's probing words, Brother Bai's expression remained unchanged, "Huh?"

"In the history of our countermeasure bureau, there was a director code-named 'King of Kings'... Just like you, he can often come up with some incredible things, but the effect is quite good." Xue Sheng shrugged, "Before him, Didn’t the previous chief not investigate further?”

"Furthermore, when that King Ren reached your age, his combat power was among the top five in the world...Compared with him, you are far behind."

Bai Yin's surprised face—really surprised: "There is such a character?"

Well, referring to Brother Bai's character, the subtext of his words should be "Is there someone who hangs more than me?"

"If you don't believe me, go and look through the files by yourself. With your identity, it's not a secret." Xue Sheng got up, "This matter is considered a turning point...Is there anything else? I can go home without me."

"Yes." Bai Yin said, "That is..."

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①Brother Bai: Is there such a person who hangs more than me?

Uncle Huang: Mainly because when I was writing about you, the protagonist’s 12-year-old urban youth novel could not pass the review...

②Although I'm sorry...but there is only one update today.

It was too hot after finishing last night, so I turned on the air conditioner, and then I had a fever again today...we still have a fever together (fu forehead)

It's really about sharing weal and woe.

Are you my shit shoveler: NO.18 Use the Holy Widow for Heroic Spirit Summoning (wrong)

"Did you help dispose of those corpses back then?"

When Bai Yin asked Xue Sheng this sentence, what he expressed was not the emotion of "repentance".

On the contrary... At this time, his expression was like a murderer complaining to the detective, "It's a pity you didn't give me enough time, otherwise I could divide the body into smaller pieces".

It can only be said that even though Brother Bai has actively possessed human "emotions" with the help of Miao Wuwu, he still has a certain lack in the aspect of "self-moral restraint" and belongs to the "black and evil forces". "A member of the

But it's not a big problem, because the Countermeasure Bureau is the biggest evil force in the world...

Therefore, Xue Sheng nodded: "Yes."

"Then why am I still here?" Bai Yin asked.

The meaning of his words is this: Isn't the countermeasures to maintain the stability of human beings?How could you let someone like me get away with it?

"How should I put it..." Xue Sheng said, "There seems to be some problems with your positioning of our strategy."

"please say."

The director patted his stubble, "Let's put it this way...'stability' does not mean 'justice'."