my monster girlfriends

The night is deep, and when the night is about to end, we can hear intermittent conversations from the wind.

"That's why I said I didn't leave you... Can you change the room, please?"

"No."

"...Student Miao."

"Even if you call my name in such a threatening tone, don't!"

"At least...can I become a cat?"

"Wow, so master, you really like this kind of... pain!"

......

"Owner?"

"Ok?"

"Did you put a stick on the bed? Why don't you take it off?"

"Tsk, it would be a big problem to take it away... This is the price you insist on staying in this form."

"……what?"

"Never mind it, go to sleep."

"Oh……"

[Miao Wuwu has become your bond character]

Are you my shit-shoveling officer: NO.30 Dialect Jun (1)

When Bai Yin brought Miao Wuwu to the club the next day, he was greeted by Brother Liu's admiring eyes.

He couldn't help admiring him, because at this time Miao Wuwu was walking beside Bai Yin in a very youthful and petite posture, and if Brother Liu remembered correctly, this very young and beautiful girl just joined the club less than three days.

"Brother Bai." Brother Liu was so surprised that he even put down his mobile game activities, "Dare to ask, what is the relationship between you two now..."

Bai Yin thought for two seconds before spit out two words: "Pets."

Miao Wuwu raised her hand very cooperatively: "Meow--"

Brother Liu asked: "So can I interview you, how did you become such a relationship?"

You may not believe it, the main reason is that I don't like fish...

Of course you can't say that.

Xue Sheng specifically said this: You can't think that everyone is like this just because you can use the "sense of violation" to detect heterogeneous information... If you let too much heterogeneous information flood your brain, the entire logical chain of the incompetent will be destroyed. There will be big problems, so you'd better not tell outsiders about the monster.

"This is my old classmate." Bai Yin said, "I met in the first day of junior high school, and we have always been in the same class."

What he said is of course the truth, but in many cases, telling the truth is not necessarily to convey the correct information... For example, at this moment, when Bai Yin said such words, he would silently convey "Because we have known each other for a long time, it is better to have a closer relationship." It's normal" message.

In fact, this is also after consideration... It seems that Miao Wuwu will never hide her intimacy in the future, and since this is the case, she can only use this method.

There is no way, now that Bai Yin said this, at most it would be considered "this Bai is really good at teasing girls, and he has such a beautiful girlfriend";

But if he doesn't explain much, others may think of him as "Damn this beast actually enslaves such a beautiful girl, this old man will just cut him off"...

"Forehead……"

Brother Liu just said that for two seconds.

Then, he would rather call his father than get up to buy food. At this moment, he stood up silently and asked, "Brother Bai, have you had breakfast?"

"Not yet, just getting ready to go."

"No, no, I'll buy it for you."

After finishing speaking, he didn't speak, and walked out the door desolately, the back view made people cry...

"...is the minister alright?" Miao Wuwu tilted her head.

"It's okay." Bai Yin said, "Don't worry, he didn't take the initiative to avoid it. Brother Liu is not so fragile...just to recall some things."

"Memories?"

"Well, you can ask yourself when you have time. It's not polite or appropriate to tell you directly without his permission."

"Master, you really have changed. Before, you wouldn't say such considerate things."

"What is this? I can grow bigger and smaller. You haven't seen it before."

"...Don't say such things to girls!"

......

As Bai Yin said, Brother Liu did not take the initiative to avoid, but suddenly remembered something.

At this time, he put his mobile phone in his pocket, sat on the bench, quietly watching the remaining snow on the bushes, and the cold spring breeze lifted his hair.

This kind of behavior is not otaku, and it is not suitable for Brother Liu. All otaku have an optimistic heart. No matter how big the pain is, it will almost disappear after a game or a drama... If Brother Liu can keep it up This melancholy style of painting may also attract many ignorant girls.

But Brother Liu didn't want to attract ignorant girls, he just thought of Mr. Fang Yan.

The name "Yan Jun" may sound a bit masculine, but in fact it comes from "Speaking of a gentleman, gentle as a jade" in "The Book of Songs", it is a very gentle and romantic name-these words are her I said it myself, very seriously when I said it, and there was a kind of murderous intent in her pretty eyes, with the meaning of "If you can't remember my old lady anymore, I will find someone to kill you"...

Brother Liu has always been a sincere person, so he really remembered this sentence.

Fang Yanjun was Liu Ge’s classmate and deskmate in high school. The head teacher in Liu Ge’s class was very clever. He divided all the students in the class into two groups. The order of the groups was probably No.1 and the last No. .1 group, No.2 and the last No.2 group, etc.; after the results come out, they will be ranked not according to their respective scores, but according to the average score of the group, and those who rank in the top will receive a customized award paid by the teacher ...

The teachers of Zhouyi Academy are not short of money, so the big prizes here are real big prizes.

If there is no such mechanism, then Mr. Fang Yan will be the first person in the class, even if he is placed in the whole school, he can get the second grade again and again-in fact, it is reasonable to say that she should be the first, but it is a pity that she It's the same class as Bai Yin, and in any exam, Bai Yin will always be the first.

Mr. Fang Yan was assigned to a group with Brother Liu, from which we can deduce the latter's performance at that time...

Fang Yanjun is a very beautiful girl, just over 1.7 meters tall, and her slender figure can make Miss Cat, who does not want to be named, cry. I like cute girls with a soft voice, a soft personality and a soft body, preferably not tall and not smart.

Yes, I know that there are still many people who like some weird types, human xp is free, but I won't discuss it here...

Fang Yanjun and Brother Liu have basically opposite strike points. She is very strong and domineering. When playing basketball, she can intercept a three-step layup with four or five old men chasing her. But no one would believe such a blunt statement.

If Mr. Dialect was a man, then her style of painting should be that of a heroic leader who drank heavily and ate meat, the kind who would beat up a pork vendor after chopping two liang of scorpion seeds—unfortunately she is not, so she can only be a very A fierce and beautiful girl.

When Brother Liu's academic performance is forced to be involved with such an aunt, one can imagine his fate.

Brother Liu still remembers the day when the teacher changed his work in groups. He was planning how to clean up the physical strength of his mobile game when he returned home at night. A shadow suddenly covered his desk. Very indifferent face.

Mr. Fang Yan is in a bad mood at this time, because she was forced to be in a group with the bottom one in the class. This feeling is very similar to how you finally got a head in the lane, but you have already sent four in the bottom lane. ...

At this time, Mr. Fang Yan looks like the emperor on the dragon throne, and Brother Liu is the prisoner below. If she says "drag this evil animal down and behead it" at this time, then they will perfectly explain this scene.

It's a pity that she is not, she just said: "From today, I will give you tutoring."

Are you my shit-shoveling officer: NO.31 Dialect Jun (2)

So Brother Liu's tragic life began.

Fang Yanjun is undoubtedly a very responsible girl. She said that she was ready for tutoring immediately. That night, as soon as the school bell rang, she pulled Brother Liu into the study room with an attitude of "death to the disobedient". Take out a paper.

"The above is my question. Before tutoring, I want to see your current level."

Brother Liu really wanted to say that I had something to do when I went home, but he silently shut his mouth under Fang Yanjun's lustful power—because he always felt that as long as he dared to say "no", the aunt in front of him would chop it off with a knife His dog's head is used for drinking at night.

Of course Fang Yanjun will not chop off his dog's head, but she will probably put the knife on his neck...

When Mr. Fang Yan finished correcting Brother Liu's paper, she asked like this: "I'm sorry, I don't know much about it. Did you take a break from school before?"

"Uh... no."

"Then how did you come up with such a score?"

When asked this question, Mr. Fang Yan used a very incredible expression.

Brother Liu was speechless.

If that's all, then Brother Liu won't remember this girl for so long. After all, he has too many wives in his account, so there's no time to remember a three-dimensional girl.

However, when he came to the school the next day... as soon as he reached the school gate, he was blocked by Mr. Fang Yan.

At this time, she was wearing a gray sportswear, with a bunch of long black hair tied into a ponytail, and she was dressed so heroically that she looked like a female general who did not give in to men.

Seeing Brother Liu arrived at the school, Mr. Fang Yan came straight over: "Have you had breakfast?"

"……not yet."

"That's just right." She turned around on her own, "Come run with me, and run 1000 meters today."

We can imagine Brother Liu's expression at this time.

He repeated those two words with a shocked expression as if he heard his wife and dog plan to run away in a mobile game:

"Run?"

"Is there something difficult to understand about this word?"

"No..." Brother Liu held back for a few seconds, "Why!?"

"Because with your size, sit-ups and pull-ups are very difficult."

"Is this the point? I asked why you took me for a run?!" Looking at the place, "It seems that you are here to block me?"

"Because exercise has great benefits in relaxing the brain and helps to study throughout the day." Fang Yanjun said, "And I can accept mild obesity, but I hate severe obesity."

What's wrong with me being fat?Are you eating your rice?Are you my mother? Do you care so much?

Brother Liu at this time is not the "slightly fat" he was later on... He weighs more than 200 kilograms. If he is not supported by his height, he might look like a ball.

Faced with the three major despairs of otaku, "being forced to exercise", Brother Liu was hardened once: "You go by yourself, anyway, I won't go."

"Really not going?" Fang Yanjun asked.

"Don't go."

"That's good." She took out her mobile phone (an elderly phone for communication, without any entertainment software), and dialed a number.

Brother Liu didn't know what the hell she was doing, but for some reason, he suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart.

Sure enough... Half a minute later, Mr. Fang Yan put down his phone and said, "I have already obtained my uncle's consent."

"... what uncle?"

"Principal Liu Chan, that is, your father." Fang Yanjun said lightly, "He has given me the power to perform coercive operations when you don't cooperate..."

"Hello!" Brother Liu was startled, "Where did you get the phone call! No, before that... how do you know my dad's identity?!"

In order to avoid unnecessary communication, Brother Liu has never revealed such information as "my dad is the principal".

"The specific operation is not difficult, but it is a bit cumbersome. If you want to listen, I will tell you after the exercise." Mr. Fang Yan stared blankly, "Now... go for a run."

What a joke, I believe what you say?Maybe you fooled me?

After thinking about this sentence in his heart, Brother Liu... silently followed.

Hmph, a good guy doesn't suffer from immediate losses. I'll ask my dad when I go home tonight, and I'll expose your deception tomorrow!

Of course, we all know the answer Brother Liu got from his father.

You can imagine, when he got a positive reply from his father, his complicated mood...

Since then, Brother Liu has often appeared next to Mr. Fang Yan.

The reason why the above sentence pattern is used is because Brother Liu really doesn’t have any arrogance worthy of a girl’s following. The empress, then Brother Liu is the dog leg next to the empress, the kind who screams "嗻" from time to time...

But only Brother Liu knows that it's not because he wants to be courteous... It's simply that Mr. Fang Yan can't understand Brother Liu's mediocre life attitude, so he is forced to take him with him in everything he does.

Mr. Fang Yan is the big sister among girls. She is very popular and can take care of others. Not to mention the boys who have a crush on her, there are even many girls who have a crush on her. When she has to deal with something, she often takes Brother Liu by her side. Don't ask him to come up with any constructive suggestions, just let him see what to do when.

In her words: "I don't deny your personal hobbies, but at least go out and meet people, don't say nothing all day long, and be withdrawn like a transparent person."

Brother Liu rolled his eyes, and said angrily that you are really my real mother.

Mr. Fang Yan was not angry, and said with a smile: "If I were your mother, why would it take so much effort to take you? If you are dissatisfied, just take the slippers and smoke."

What else can Brother Liu say?It is better to mourn for a few seconds of silence for the future children of this aunt.

——No matter how reluctant Brother Liu is, in the eyes of outsiders, he is indeed getting better all the time: his skin is getting darker, the fat on his body has lost a lot of fat, and he can still feel his muscles when he touches it Outline; of course, the grades are rising in a straight line. Although they will not break through to the top rankings, they can at least remain in the middle of the class; although mobile games are still in the liver, they are not like before. Any communication is trying to be within three sentences. At the end of the conversation, no matter what, I can talk about seven or eight sentences.

He even learned a few basketball hands from Mr. Fang Yan. With his tall body and slightly fat body, his teammates felt particularly safe when he stood on the backboard—of course, Mr. Fang would dodge him every time.

In her words: "The effect of standing there is not as good as a refrigerator, at least people can cool it."