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After reading these two words, Changge paused, but said, "... Forget it, I am no longer the chief of the countermeasures bureau, and you are not an outsider... It's time to change the previous style of secrecy."

Concealing certain information from the public is a compulsory course for superiors. We will not talk about the good and bad of it for the time being. At least, almost all superiors have done the same thing.

He looked at Bai Yin: "Can you invite this director over... Are you very close to him?"

"It's the tutor."

"Then you should be qualified to read some of the top-secret files of the Countermeasures Bureau." Nian Changge said, "My ability before I was alive was [Seeing God], which is a super-high-risk ability placed in top-secret files... like this kind of file, definitely It is to write down the life of the ability holder, for the sake of reference for future generations."

Bai Yin nodded, signaling for the long song to continue.

"Although I don't know what the principle of Taoism is for you to summon me... but most of the time this thing can only summon 'dead people', right? Don't be surprised, I have the nickname of 'First Daojun' anyway , this can still be seen.”

"Yes."

"That's the problem."

Nian Changge has a serious expression.

"If you have read my file, you should be able to see that there is such a paragraph at the end of my life."

"——in 2045, he died at the age of 127."

And now, it's 2022.

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①Tomorrow morning, I will go to the hospital for a physical examination (the old illness has relapsed recently), and I will receive guests at noon, and accompany them in the afternoon... I will ask for a day off.

Tsk... There is a very strange thing, I am very righteous to ask for leave because of trivial things, but I feel very guilty when I ask for leave because of such things...

People from the past, people from the present: NO.15 Pleasant People Baiyin

When Nian Changge came to Zhouyi Academy, he looked like an old man who had revisited his hometown.

Nostalgia is this kind of emotion, which spreads silently until it submerges the entire mountain.

"It really hasn't changed here." He looked at the clock tower in the distance.

It was the tallest building in the academy. From the perspective of the feet, the spire seemed to penetrate the sky. Every hour on the hour, the distant bell would ring, shaking the pigeons on the red tiles up and down.

"Are you familiar with this place?" Miao Wuwu said in an impolite tone.

She has a familiar temperament and can get along well with anyone, not to mention reciting long songs is not difficult to get along with.

As for the latter... Although he has a youthful appearance, his mentality obviously cannot be corrected for a while. He communicated smoothly with Bai Yin because the latter's wisdom cannot be measured by simple "age"; In the eyes of Nian Changge, he is probably a more lively child.

A lot of older people like kids who are blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It reminds them of the past.

As for being naughty... In the original words of Nian Changge, "I once taught a grandson thief who was so skinny that he went to Jiewa in the house. Compared with him, you are pretty well-behaved."

"Familiar, this is too familiar." Nian Changge smiled and pointed to a place, "Here, that maple tree, when I went to school here, it was not so old, and when the bell rang after school in the afternoon Sometimes, there are a lot of boys and girls sitting on the floor chatting and reading, and occasionally some of them don't follow the etiquette, and they will secretly kiss under the shadow of the maple leaf..."

As he said that, he was full of regret, "Tsk tsk, it's a pity that I had a marriage contract at that time, otherwise with my handsome face, I would definitely be able to ask a beautiful female classmate to secretly kiss."

"In a sense... having a marriage contract is not in conflict with asking out a beautiful female classmate." Bai Yin interjected.

"Hey, coincidence, I thought the same way at first, and I did the same thing." Nian Changge said, "Then... I was hung from the beam by my father-in-law and whipped three times, and my leg bones were all broken. It took more than ten days to lie down."

"...Ordinary people can break your legs?"

"Didn't I say that? My father-in-law was from the Countermeasures Bureau, and he was one of the four human gods at that time." Nian Changge clicked his lips, "Later, I made a special trip to guard at a place not far away. When you see a couple, run over and call the dean..."

Bai Yin & Miao Wuwu: "..."

Sometimes, the more powerful people are, the less they like to pay too much attention, because their power or reputation can no longer be covered up by the so-called "misconduct".

As for typical examples...

"My script isn't out yet, damn it."

"I just went to work in the morning, and my hips hurt from sitting." (On the same day, I also wrote "Dehua Youxi". Dehua refers to the author's wife, and if she is happy, she is pregnant. At that time, the author was thinking about her junior year...)

"To tell you the truth, watching women play basketball... is just looking at their thighs. The thighs of a female student from the attached middle school are dark, and she only watched half of the game and returned."

——The above is from Principal Ji's diary.

His mentality, he himself said very clearly: "Should these words be deleted? I thought about it and decided not to delete it. I kept it as it was, and I didn't delete a word. I was not a saint 70 years ago. Today Not a saint, nor will I become a saint in the future. I don’t want to go to the Confucian temple to eat cold pork with me. I’m exposing myself to the broad daylight.”

Obviously... Nian Changge is also this kind of person.

Last night, after he noticed the clues from the date, he didn't start researching it immediately - even prevented Bai Yin from going deeper.

His original words are as follows: "This kind of thing is indeed worth paying attention to, but it has nothing to do with your current life... Even if there is any problem with time, you will eat as you eat and do as you do, and it will not change. There is no need to change, the sky is falling, and the tall one is holding it up."

After thinking about it for a few seconds, he used a very apt metaphor: "You see, Conan has been a primary school student for decades, isn't he still relaxed and happy?"

... I don't know where he got this kind of knowledge in the ACG world.

The corners of Bai Yin's eyes twitched slightly at the time: "This...isn't it a bit too heartless?"

Nian Changge just asked: "Can you destroy two-thirds of Tokyo in one second?"

"Of course not, I'm not Godzilla."

"Then can you stop the time flow of the whole world for a second or two?"

"Of course not, my substitute is neither the world nor the Platinum Star."

"Then why do you care so much?" Nian Changge said with a smile, "If you are poor, you will be alone, and if you are rich, you will benefit the world. Now you are just a reserve in the executive department. What are you doing with so much effort? Why don't you live?" How to live, just leave the matter to someone who has the ability to solve it..."

After a pause, he didn't completely ignore it: "I'll talk to the director later, so you don't have to worry about it."

--That's it.

As for why Nian Changge appeared at school... This was actually his own request, and he just said, "I want to come and have a look."

I walked around the school with Nian Changge, and went to the snack street to have some breakfast casually, probably at eight o'clock in the morning.

The golden sun pierced through the clouds and was cut open by Chunyan's wings.

On the way, there are also people who take the initiative to strike up a conversation... It's not surprising, the three of them (to be precise, two people and one cat) all look good, and Nian Changge has a kind of nostalgic and happy cleanliness that belongs only to the elderly Temperament, it is normal to attract some ignorant girls.

To these people, Nian Changge is very friendly... No matter how young he looks, he has a hundred years of experience in being a human being. He can talk casually for a while, get what he wants to know, and make the other party have a good chat. When the other party leaves, I even got the contact information...

Nian Changge was very proud of this: "No one broke my leg this time."

Bai Yin didn't really want to talk about it...

In this way, after walking around the school for a few laps, I read a long song before leaving in satisfaction. I am going to go to the countermeasure bureau, chat with the bureau chief, and see what has changed—there is no need for Bai Yin to lead the way .

At this point, Bai Yin was truly at ease.

Although this former bureau chief is young and friendly, but when you go shopping with him, you always feel a little restrained-it feels like your brother-in-law takes you to a high-end entertainment venue, and even ordered two girls...

It's not a big problem, but it just doesn't feel right...

Bai Yin stood where he was, thought for a few seconds, and decided... to go to the club to see how Brother Liu is doing.

There are so many things going on recently that he doesn't even have time to enjoy himself... A few days ago, he risked his life to create an ambiguous situation for Brother Liu, and he still doesn't know the outcome yet.

I guess everyone has experienced Bai Yin's feeling, probably... the author opened a public vote to decide who the heroine will be in the end; you voted for the heroine in your heart, and then opened the finale with full expectation. that volume...

...It depends on the ending of the total destruction. I'm afraid you can pick up a knife and chop it to the door of the author's house.

While chatting, I have already arrived in front of the club.

When I opened the door, I saw...

People from the past, people from the present: NO.16 knee pillow

Brother Liu's life has been quite fulfilling recently.

The main reason for the enrichment...of course, is that he has agreed to Mr. Fang Yan's engagement.

Well, when it comes to this, people who read it may have unnecessary misunderstandings about the word "fullness". After all, both of them are adults; "It should also be the dialect gentleman?

This is determined by the physiological structure, but it is not easy to change.

In order to avoid such unreasonable speculation that damages the author's lower limit, it is necessary to explain here...the so-called enrichment does not mean enrichment in the physiological and physical sense, it really means enrichment.

It's roughly equivalent to... the child is on vacation, and then his parents enroll him in six cram schools.

Mr. Dialect in high school, Xu Shi was scruples about Brother Liu's identity, and he always restrained himself when arranging plans;

But now... Now that the relationship is settled, the eldest sister will not be polite—my husband, no matter what kind of practice he achieves, the final result is his own enjoyment...

From this state of mind, we can roughly guess Liu Ge's recent miserable life...

...Okay, I know this is not tragic at all, and I also know that everyone here wants to have such a rich woman with a thin waist and long legs and practice herself like this, but...for the sake of the plot, he can only be miserable.

As for Mr. Fang Yan being so ruthless, will Brother Liu just run away...

Let's put it this way, if that's the case, it's God's business to forgive him, and what the eldest sister will do... is to send him to see God.

Of course, Mr. Fang Yan is not always so strict... She is a general and a heroine, so naturally rewards and punishments are measured and fair.

Take this morning for example.

After another hellish [-]-kilometer run in the morning, Brother Liu lost his appetite for breakfast, and he would lie down at some point and couldn’t get up again—don’t think it’s an exaggeration, if you run [-] kilometers with [-] kilograms of meat, you’ll get up too Not coming……

After that, Mr. Fang Yan even recited it back to the club for him.

Needless to say, this is of course embarrassing, but...Brother Liu at this time is no longer interested in saving face.

When he arrived at the club, Mr. Fang Yan didn't mind the stinky sweat on Brother Liu's body (anyway, she was not much better at the moment), so he wiped it off with a towel with a smile, "Hey, do you want to wipe it off?"

"Don't... let me rest for a while, rest for a while..."

"Tsk, lack of exercise."

"Is this a problem of lack of exercise?" Even though he was so tired, Brother Liu was able to squeeze out the strength to complain, "Ten kilometers, sister, this is ten kilometers! I don't know how I persisted."

"I run with you, is that enough reason?"

When he said this, Mr. Fang Yan smiled, but... a certain desire to survive made Brother Liu read from those eyes the meaning of "I will strangle you to death if you dare say it is not enough".

So he nodded immediately: "Enough, enough, enough..."

"That's about the same." Mr. Fang Yan fiddled with his phone, "I asked my family to deliver buns... How much do you want to eat?"

"No appetite..."

"...Alright, it's still early, go to bed first, I'll call you then."

"Thank you Lord Ron..."

"What are you talking about! Are you the eunuch serving the empress?"

After Fang Yan finished speaking, he looked around, thought for a while, and sat down on the couch that Brother Liu used to lie on while playing mobile games.

A weak voice came from the side: "Sister, sit there...where can I sleep?"

Fang Yanjun raised his chin: "Is there a conflict?"

"I'm at least 1.8 meters tall, and the sofa is...um."

Brother Liu replied subconsciously, but in the middle of speaking, a certain guess suddenly flashed across his tired brain...

He scratched his head in embarrassment, and stood there—but he didn't speak.

To be reasonable... Based on Brother Liu's situation, if you want him to chase girls, I'm afraid he will have to chase girls forever.

Fortunately, the eldest sister was never an ordinary girl, Brother Liu froze there, she would not stare blankly with this guy...

Instead, he patted his slender thighs:

"Just lie here."

"Forehead……"

"Why, don't you see this kind of plot in Sakurajima's works? I'm not happy with it?"

Although Mr. Dialect's voice is still bold and open, but... a certain emotion finally made that voice a little unnatural, and it sounded slightly angry.

"No, no, no..." Brother Liu waved his hand, "It's just... uh..."

He hesitated for more than ten seconds, and looked at Mr. Fang Yan for half a second, and then he took a deep breath as if he was about to write something into the criminal law.

"pleasure."

After saying that, he stopped hesitating, walked forward, and lay down on it...