my monster girlfriends

For some reason, it is clear that Miss Xue Nu's strength is far behind her, but at this moment, Long Chi still felt a certain invisible oppression from those beautiful eyes...

"That is to say... in the next game, the appointed heroine is you, right?"

"That's right." Long Chi drank his tea with an unhappy expression, "I was tricked by that bastard..."

"Well, judging from the results, it is indeed possible that it was premeditated." Xueli picked up the teacup, "It is even said that this day may have been prepared for this day since the beginning of the rules..."

She tilted her chin and thought for a while.

"The rule of 'both sides choose the heroine alternately' seems fair, but in fact, there is a concept that was secretly replaced by the chief countermeasure... that is, he has the right to choose the heroine, but he has no choice in the choice of the heroine." Set room for 'alternative choice between the two sides'."

"That is to say, if you quantify it, the chief countermeasure has 1.5 options, but Chi'er, you only have 0.5... From the beginning, you have suffered a disadvantage."

"Wait." Long Chi put down his cup with a strange expression, "What's the name 'Chier'?"

"Hey, I was discovered." Xueli covered her lips and smiled, "I still want to fool around like this, and then call me that in the future." She blinked playfully, "The habit of girls who have a good relationship between humans ...don't you like it?"

"I can't say I don't like it...it's just..."

"That's how I'll be called from now on, you can also call me A Li or Xiaoxue."

"..."

... The socially difficult Miss Long has no power to resist the cheerful Miss Xue Nu in love.

"Let's get back to the point." Xue Liping smiled and continued to narrate, "Besides, saying 'there is only one actor' is also a kind of trap..." She thought for two seconds, "At that time, That is to say, when you made a bet, did he make the request first?"

Following Xueli's question, Long Zhi subconsciously remembered Xue Sheng's words that day——

......

"Since we don't agree with each other, why not just take a gamble. I, the strongest among humans, and you, the strongest among the monsters, will bet on the fate of humans and monsters."

"I will choose a 'male protagonist', and you will choose a 'female protagonist', and let them prove whether you are right or I am right."

"If individual examples cannot be confirmed, then it is better to have a few more scenes, and we will choose the heroine in turn, which is fair."

A voice came from the sky: "...Human, why should I bet with you?"

On the ground, the man put his hands behind his back and smiled: "Do you have the right to choose? If you don't bet, then... I'll just find a demon who is willing to bet with me."

This sounds normal, but if you think about it carefully and decompress it, it can be explained in this way-if you disagree, I will follow Nezha's example and tear your skin for a carpet and your tendons for a belt , pick your meat for appetizers, and then... find an obedient demon emperor who is willing to bet with me.

......

"...Yes." Long Chi remembered Xue Sheng's arrogant attitude that day, and pursed his lips, "To be precise, the rules have always been set by him... I don't have the right to choose."

The so-called "literary unparalleled" and "wuwu second" are not the same as "literary unparalleled".

As long as you think about the latter, you can always find a reason to refute or even discredit it; but the former... Even if you ignore it like an ostrich, the other party can use pain to make you feel the gold content of the above four words.

"Exactly." Xueli smiled confidently, "There is only one solution to the two points of 'fixing the male lead' and 'trying more times', which is to 'choose a different female lead'... This is a language trap."

After a pause, "Also, think about it carefully...the so-called 'fixed hero' rule, maybe you, a 'bystander', are supposed to understand the character and ability of the hero."

“It’s like human beings watch some fictional work... They are easily fascinated by a charismatic character because they are 'bystanders', not too biased, and not too constrained by reality... …If those characters actually came to life, I think they would be crazy happy."

"I guess that's what the countermeasure director thinks—if Abai can really win a few games in a row, then he must have some kind of charismatic trait. Chi'er, who has been on the sidelines for a long time, if you choose to be the heroine, there will definitely be unexpected results."

"After all, in the final analysis, this gamble itself was facilitated by his force, which belongs to 'coercion'... If you want to 'convince' you, this is the best way."

"...I can't refute it." Long Chi sipped his tea depressedly, "Human beings are really cunning."

As Xueli said, so far, even Long Chi has to admit that this man Bai Yin is a bit special... Maybe, even her concept itself is the result of Xue Sheng's layout.

"Demons" and "humans" are different after all... In the former group, the strongest is the one with the most power, which is why even a social idiot like Long Chi can become the undisputed "Emperor" .

But in the world of "people"...the rule of "fist is power" is indeed still very decisive, but...if you want to overlook the world from the highest point for a long time, in addition to "power", you also need "wisdom". Both are indispensable.

Obviously... Xue Sheng is by no means a reckless man who only uses force to overwhelm others. When it is time to use his brain, he is absolutely unambiguous.

"But speaking of this." Long Chi thought of something, and looked straight at Xueli, "Your way of speaking... always makes me a little familiar."

Xueli blinked in confusion: "Is there?"

"Yes." Long Chi nodded confidently, "You learned it from your 'A Bai', right?"

As soon as the voice fell... a blush rose from Xueli's face, bright without being stained.

"...What's wrong with me learning from Abai!"

The elegant Miss Xueli panicked at this moment, "I'm proud of having someone I like, but you still don't want to! I've been fooled by cunning human beings and I'm still bored... Anyway, my Abai is It is absolutely impossible for me to be deceived!"

Everyone... what is this?

This is called continuous chopping with real injuries and critical strikes.

Among other things, after this series of words, Long Chi's whole dragon is not good...

How much hatred?People sprinkle salt on the wound, you sprinkle chili powder and pepper noodles, what if you want to make a dish of Sichuan cuisine?

Friends make friends.

After finishing speaking, Xueli calmed down slowly, although her face was blushing, her tone was quite normal.

"So, you asked me for advice?" She said, "'Although I can win by knowing the rules, it feels like I've lost, but I can't think of how to approach him reasonably'...that's it ?”

"Being seen so thoroughly..." Long Chi pursed his lips, "I always feel very frustrated."

Xueli smiled and made no comment.

She turned her head and looked at the ice wall behind her—the ice wall full of sun and moon marks, full of thoughts.

Waiting day by day.

Looking forward to each day.

"If that's the case." Xueli said leisurely, "I actually have a good idea."

Immortals are unobstructed, heavenly maidens fall into the dust: NO.6 Shut up and sleep

The icy wind rolled over, walked through the bell tower of the school, through the dry branches, under the feet of pedestrians and under the skirts of girls.

Winter has come.

Cold, snowy winter is coming.

The winter of meeting and parting with her...has arrived.

When Miao Wuwu jumped in from the window on a catwalk (catwalk in various senses), she found that Baiyin was looking at the snow.

He stood in front of the window, with his hands in his pockets, standing lazily, but his gaze was far, far away, as if looking out from the top of a mountain.

There is very little snow in this city, and when it comes occasionally, it falls like a dome, and in the blink of an eye, it covers the entire sky, like a sea of ​​flowers, a sea full of white roses.

"Back?" Bai Yin asked.

"Ah."

Miao Wuwu bent her slender and soft waist, put her hands on the ground, and shook off the snowflakes on her body like all cats in the world.

Then, she stood up again, stretched herself, her eyes flickered:

"My master would stand by the window and wait for me to come back. I'm so touched!"

"...I'm not waiting for you."

"Hey, don't quibble, you don't have the literary style of a literary boy, you only want to wear more clothes tomorrow in such a cold day... Don't I know your pragmatic character? To be honest, I really don't know How did you get admitted to the Department of Literature, Master, you, a realist, sneaking into the literature department where there are many young people is like science graduate students sneaking into the comment section of Wang Yiyun!"

Miao Wuwu shook her ears happily, jumped around beside Bai Yin, doing what she should do in her human form.

"Let's talk, let's talk, what do you want, we cats are very grateful, and different from those stupid cats who only give dead mice to their masters, my Miao Wuwu has many uses! I understand, I understand Oh, it must be because the weather is cold, and I urgently need a female college student with a delicate voice and a soft body to help warm my body, I should have said earlier! I can... hurt at any time!"

The cat covered his head with tears in his eyes, and his furry ears were shaking.

"Where did you get that book from?"

"It's a treasure for cats, named Schrödinger's Book of Wisdom."

"Nonsense, how can there be such a vicious treasure!"

"It's really nonsense. In fact, I carried it with me on purpose to knock you."

"The truth makes me even more sad, meow?"

... Miao Wuwu said that Bai Yin is the terminator of literary and artistic styles, but in fact she is.

There is such a girl who is called Yuanqi in a good way, or silly in a straightforward way, yelling at the side, and the nostalgia that Bai Yin finally cultivated is like a female high school student wearing a miniskirt showing her thighs suddenly met A cold wave that dropped twenty degrees suddenly, not to mention sexy, the flu is almost freezing out.

He gave Miao Wuwu a sideways look: "Tomorrow I'm going on a long trip, will you follow?"

"No, I'm a house-loving cat."

"Really not going? It's quite far."

"No." Miao Wuwu waved his claws, "You can go wherever you want, and I will stay to suppress the injustice in the community. Recently, two stubbles came to the barbecue shop on the next street. The idea is very difficult. Waiting for tomorrow night, I will take 23 younger brothers to find it..."

Bai Yin was really taken aback: "I'll go...you're still in charge of this?"

"Of course." Miao Wuwu shook her ears, "In the past six months, in addition to the subjects that I failed in the make-up exam, I invited the house cats in the nearby community to form the 'House Cat Alliance', and persuaded the cats in the bun shop next door to let them take their cats. In addition to changing the kitchen at home into an alliance base, and competing with the "Wangcai Empire" of that Bichi (yes, that's what Miao Wuwu said) for the dominance of the nearby Santiao Street... I didn't forget to go home on time every day to help The master warms the bed."

"...you'd better forget about it when you're so busy, to be honest." Bai Yin said sincerely.

"How can that be? You can't forget your roots as a cat!" Miao Wuwu said, "Not only that, no matter how dirty my body is after fighting, when I get home, I will carefully wash off the stains on my body before drilling Into the master's bed!"

The corner of Baiyin's mouth twitched: "I really... thank you."

"You're welcome, you're welcome."

"……and many more."

Bai Yin suddenly thought of something.

He first stretched out his hand and put his big hand on Miao Wuwu's narrow shoulders.

Hold on tight.

Then... narrow your eyes.

Smile and be kind.

"According to what you said..." paused for half a second, "every night before, when you got into my bath, you were in the state of 'just fighting with a group of stray dogs who know what germs are on them Over' state... is it?"

Miao Wuwu blinked cutely.

Blinked again.

Then, she asked cautiously: "If I'm telling the truth...can I not start?"

"of course can."

"Well, in fact, sometimes I fight with stray cats... It hurts, it hurts... I'm going to drop, I'm going to drop, I'm going to drop!"

…After Bai Yin played with the plasticine and ravaged the cat ears for 3 minutes, our Miao Wuwu blushed and slumped on the sofa with blurred lips and teeth.

"Yes, it's going to be broken...the ear is going to be broken..."

And Bai Yin... with the elegance of Hannibal having just eaten French red wine with liver, holding a piece of paper and wiping his hands slowly - after all, Miao Wuwu's body should not be very clean now.

After wiping, Bai Yin threw the paper away and said, "You can either take a bath or sleep by yourself tonight, choose one."

"Can you choose neither..."

"None of them are selected by default."

"Yeah! Can't I wash it! Go now!"

"speed."

......

The night wind was cold and not gentle at all.

On the not-so-spacious, soft bed...a warm body that was softer than the bed leaned gently.

The girl who was always noisy on weekdays is now as docile as an animal.

"To hug."

"Ah."

Then, embrace

The girl in her arms has a delicate face, and a young girl's body is very gentle... There is an intoxicating fragrance, which is much more comfortable than a pillow.There are also side effects, most of which will cause some normal male physiological reactions—but, to Bai Yin, they are all trivial matters.

In the darkness, a soft voice came: "Do you have to go?"