my monster girlfriends

Bai Yin walked around the street: "This is the one."

It is a very tall building. The plaque reads "Norman Hotel". From bottom to top, the big characters are covered by colorful lights, and it looks like a moat... It is a kind of local tyrant who uses banknotes as fuel strange.

Xueli, who had never seen the world before, asked, "Hotel? Didn't you mean to find a place to stay first?"

"One meaning." And Bai Yin has always been well-informed, "This word comes from the word 'hotel' in the West. At that time, it meant 'a villa for nobles to entertain distinguished guests in the countryside'. Xia Guo is called a 'hotel'... Nowadays, it is basically used to distinguish the grades of accommodation, the affordable ones are called hotels, and the high-end ones are called hotels."

The virtuous little fairy has a strange focus: "Then we can live in a more affordable place."

"Don't worry, I have enough funds."

"The funds are sufficient and cannot be spent indiscriminately."

Bai Yin glanced at her sideways: "You are talking like a little married woman now."

Xueli's face immediately turned red... But she didn't fight with Baiyin once or twice. Nothing."

At the end, he even said a classic line that appeared in many family dispute dramas: "I followed you because I was really blind."

Bai Yin teased, "But obviously, I'm not a man without abilities."

After finishing speaking, she turned into a chuckle: "Let's go, it's here, just take care of a man's boring self-esteem."

It's really interesting, he didn't pay much attention to self-esteem when he confronted Xue Sheng in the director's office of the countermeasure bureau, the lower limit was as low as it could be thrown into Mount Everest... Now he pays attention to it.

When she heard this sentence, Xueli had actually obediently followed behind, bickering, bickering, she would never reject Bai Yin's proposal...but the virtuous blood in her body was still functioning, trying to struggle:

"What pride?"

"Probably... I used to have to hesitate for a long time to buy you a pack of snacks, but now I give you a private boat as a birthday present... This is the case." Bai Yin shrugged, "Do you know about the E-commerce Festival?"

"I know, you commented on the second year when we met, the original words were 'a kind of discount day established by electronic merchants, the core purpose of which is marketing and exploitation, but it's just a gimmick named [discount], which makes this kind of The exploitation of civilians [human relations] [energy] [wealth] is not too obvious... No matter how you cover it up, the essence will not change.'”

"I remember it very clearly." In fact, Bai Yin himself didn't even remember the memory of that time...but judging from the tone of voice, it was indeed something he could say.

"Of course, I don't remember what you said clearly?" Xueli said with a matter-of-fact expression.

Bai Yin's heart skipped a beat. It turned out that she remembered everything you said... no matter if it was a joke, a serious word, a favorite word or an annoying word.

If a girl keeps every word you said firmly in her heart, then she must care about you very much, right?I care so much... I don't want to miss a word.

Bai Yin said: "According to the merchant's evaluation, the value of a man is not even as good as a dog... In fact, this data is very accurate. If I come out by myself, I don't consider the 'extra income' (speaking of which) , Brother Bai deliberately paused, everyone please imagine the meaning of this word...) In the case of 100 yuan is enough for me to attend one mission."

Don't ask why Bai Yin is so proficient, it's because he has a living allowance that looks like constipation, and gift money that looks like dysentery... a mother.

He paused and smiled, "Why does the man want to make money? The reason is that one day, with a girl like you by his side, you can say without any scruples, 'This is so beautiful, let's buy it. come down' instead of saying 'this store is cheap, let's live here'?"

"This... is boring self-esteem."

Bai Yin has reached this point, Xueli will naturally not refute...

She just hid the joy and sweetness silently in her heart like hiding candy.

Forever, keep it.

But... She stopped talking, but another voice suddenly broke in like a gust of wind.

"well said!"

Accompanied by this shout with a strong northeast accent, a huge figure...appeared beside the two of them.

I have to say... this person's appearance is very flawed.

First of all... he must be rich.

Although he didn't have any big gold chains or small watches on him, and his clothes were all unbranded, but... this man had a special aura, as if he was proclaiming a fact to everyone around him—he was really, really Yes, very, rich.

And then...he was tall and strong.

If it is said that "moderate exercise attracts the opposite sex, excessive exercise attracts the same sex", then his height of almost two meters and a muscle of at least 150 kilograms can definitely make him the most beautiful boy in the local gay club, or the most familiar rectum.

In the end... Just from his appearance, he is not from the Xia Kingdom.

Judging by the color of his hair and the outline of his facial features, he should be from that part of Europe, maybe France, or maybe England... Anyway, he was definitely not born and bred.

when did he get close to...

Just as Bai Yin was thinking about the above sentence, this foreign boy... no, the big foreign man came up to him very familiarly, patted Bai Yin on the shoulder, and said:

"Boy, I like you very much!"

... Doesn't it seem like you learned Mandarin in the Northeast?

While complaining in his heart, Bai Yin immediately took Xueli's hand, looked at this person, and said in a calm voice:

"I have a girlfriend."

Not to mention Xueli's mood at this time, the big man was stunned for a moment: "...you can see it at a glance."

Then, he heard Bai Yin say the second half of the sentence: "...so, it is impossible for us."

Big man: "..."

Objectively speaking, with his figure, combined with the lines just now, it is indeed easy for people to associate some kind of very bad news...

The man didn't care, and said heartily: "You misunderstood... I mean what you said just now." He laughed loudly, "I admire you very much, boy!"

... Is this person too familiar?Are you full of social skills?

"Hmm...thank you." Bai Yin said, "Then?"

"You want to stay in this hotel, right?" The big man pointed to the hotel behind him, "Your bill will be waived."

Bai Yin was silent for two seconds, and had a guess, "...is this store yours?"

"Uh, that's correct." The big man scratched his eyebrows, thought for a few seconds, and seemed to be counting something, "I remember that all the facades in the three streets near here are mine."

"..."

"Wait, it seems to be four?...Sorry, I haven't been here for a long time, I forgot..." He glanced left and right, "Afra—oh yes, she's in China...hiss—I'm really not used to it ..."

As he spoke, he took out a business card and handed it to Bai Yin, "Here, this is my business card. Give it to them after you go in, and they will know about it."

After Bai Yin took the business card, he laughed loudly again: "I still have something to do, let's go first." After a pause, "How do you say that sentence... The green hills don't change, the green water flows forever, there are complaints Resentment, revenge...Is that so? In short, byebye."

After finishing speaking, he strode away like a bear full of food and drink...

The two silently watched him go away, and then Xueli asked, "...Ah Bai, do you know him?"

"No, I haven't seen it, I've never seen it..."

Immortals are unobstructed, celestial maidens fall into the dust: NO.12 Conversation between old men

Let's turn our eyes away from Bai Yin and the others for a short while, and take a look at... At this time, there is a ramen stall not far from them.

This is a typical ramen shop in a small city. It is mainly composed of an old small cart with a large iron pot sandwiched on it, and a chopping board sprinkled with flour is placed in the remaining space; If it is in business status, the store will use the pole to prop up a white cloth with words such as "Ramen" and "Sliced ​​Noodles" written in red letters on it.It is winter now, and after lifting the lid on the iron pot, the white mist looks like a raging white dragon.

Liu Mang likes this kind of stall very much, it reminds him of the past a long time ago...it was a second- and third-tier city by the sea, he and his wife—she was his girlfriend at that time—sat in front of such a stall, Drinking too salty or too light noodle soup, if she is in a good mood, she will occasionally order some unhealthy but delicious skewers.

It's not that his family was poor. At that time, he certainly wasn't as rich as he is now, but he still had enough money to eat a skewer.The main reason is that she is afraid that she will get fat after eating too much at night, and then she will not allow him to eat, saying that she is afraid that she will not be able to withstand the temptation...

It's a pity that those days can't go back, not because he can't afford it, but because he no longer has a girl to eat noodles with him.

It's not emotions like sadness or sadness. Liu Mang is over 100 years old, and his wife is older than him. The realm of man-god allows him to maintain a relatively young appearance, but she is a capable person, but not a man-god. ...so you can only grow old in the years.

Birth, old age, sickness and death, this is a very normal thing, there is no need to be sentimental, everyone will die, and so will he.

It's just a little nostalgia, nostalgia for the winter that wasn't cold, the ramen that wasn't delicious, the youth that wasn't wonderful, and... definitely a beautiful, pretty girl.

That's why he accepted Bai Yin's commission... Looking at their beautiful youth, he always had the illusion that he had returned to the past. At that time, he had a very good girl and didn't have many friends, but he also had friends. A few idiot friends, one of them is especially idiotic and hateful, they play games, masturbate, and flirt with each other...they are really happy.

Looking at the hot noodle bowl, the old man was lost in memories.

Then... a hand that was pressed down by an overloaded truck "slapped" on his shoulder.

Heads up, oh, one of the dumbass friends.

Liu Mang raised his head, looked at the visitor, and cocked his mouth, "You are still so energetic, Arthur."

"A man's best friends are his ten fingers." The visitor bared his teeth and pressed his body of several hundred kilograms on the small maza, which really made people worry about the safety of the maza. "This is a proverb in my hometown."

Liu Mang roughly translated it in his precarious English: "A man's best friend is his ten fingers?" He said sincerely, "As expected of the West...the way of the proverb is wild."

"...The meaning of this sentence is that a man's best friend is like his ten fingers; and I mean...seeing old friends is of course worth being happy." Arthur said helplessly, "You should improve your English, Scoundrel."

"Scoundrel" means "gangster; hooligan", obviously, this is the nickname after translating the homonym of Liu Mang's name into English...

The true friendship between men has always been manifested by being father and son and sharp complaints. If two people meet and live in harmony and politeness, it can be called "the friendship between gentlemen is as light as water" at best.

"It's not that you don't know, the structure of your language is really messed up." Liu Mang said with a bitter face, "To be honest, I still haven't been able to understand why your cow is 'milk' and beef is 'beef' ...Don't talk about the pronunciation, why don't you even have the same letter?"

Arthur said: "Well... in English, 'milk' means milk, and 'cattle' means cow."

Liu Mang opened his mouth, was silent for two seconds, and became angry from embarrassment: "You don't want to eat this meal, do you?"

"Think, think."

As Arthur said, he waved his hand towards the noodle stall not far away, and shouted loudly: "Boss, a big bowl of ramen, more noodles, and more spicy peppers!"

"Okay, here we come."

The boss was pulling the noodles, when he heard the sound, he responded and turned his head subconsciously.

Then... "Damn!"

He looked at Arthur's face, as if he was sure, "...you ordered the bowl with extra chili?"

"Exactly."

"You..." The boss held back for a long time, "...Chinese is really good."

"so far so good……"

It’s not good, this is what I learned from Nagada in the Northeast...

"...Actually, I've wanted to complain for a long time." Liu Mang took a sip of the noodle soup, "Why do you still have an accent in your Chinese?"

"This..." Arthur scratched his eyebrows, "When I was learning Chinese, I asked Xie Xi specifically. He asked me at that time, what type of Chinese do you want to learn? Is there any type of Chinese? He said Of course, in our place, if you go out of a county, the experience is similar to that of a country, so I said, then I want the most manly type..."

"...Okay, you don't need to talk about it." Liu Mang supported his forehead, "This is indeed something he can do..."

"Do I feel good?" Arthur said, "I asked a lot of people in the Xia Kingdom, and they all said that I am very manly."

Liu Mang mentally complained silently: Nonsense, you are a two-meter-tall man with exaggerated chest muscles capable of bench-pressing [-] kilograms of dumbbells, and you speak Northeastern dialect... Can you be a man if you are so meowy?

"Speaking of this... I have a question too." Arthur said, "Why do you always go to this ramen stand every time you ask me to meet?"

"Don't ask me, I don't know...you just think it's some kind of tradition." Liu Mang gritted his teeth, "I heard it seems that when one of our predecessors talked about things with today's 'God', he chose It was the ramen shop, and when Fang Xi went to Sakurajima to discuss important matters with the commander of Yin and Yang, he was also at the ramen shop; later, he communicated with the next commander of Yin and Yang, and the next commander of Yin and Yang, and they were still there. Ramen shop... as time passes, I get used to it."

"I see." Arthur nodded, "I understand that... follow the example of the sages, right?" After a pause, "It's the same with us. For example, if someone in the family has made a big deal, they often hang out naked Go for a run outside..."

The corner of Liu Mang's mouth twitched slightly: "Dare to ask, who is the sage who imitated this?"

"Archimedes."

"..."

After a few seconds of silence, Liu Mang decided to skip this topic that disturbed the appearance of the city, and asked instead: "Then you came this time for..."

"Coincidentally." Arthur said, "This time, it's actually related to 'God'..."

Immortals are unobstructed, heavenly maidens fall into the dust: NO.13 The shameless men in the three scenes are the most popular

Not to mention the conversations of old men, this world was once theirs, and it is still theirs now, but after all, it belongs to young people.

Bai Yin didn't take that big foreign man seriously, even though he didn't notice how the other man was approaching, he felt that this man had no malicious intentions...

If it were Bai Yin before, he might not have accepted the business card handed over by the other party at all. You must know that the leader of a country once died shaking hands with a stranger. The palm of the latter was covered with a film, and the outside was Invisible penetrating venom...

But now, Bai Yin has also begun to "feel"... It's hard to say whether this is a good thing or a bad thing, because when you reject the goodwill of others, you can also reject the hidden malice of others; but in another direction, you are rejecting the potential malice of others At the same time, they also rejected the kindness of others.

He's becoming more and more like a real "human", a human being who can swear and be happy, and I think that's good anyway.

Walking into the hotel, looking around, the decoration style is exactly the same as the outside... There is a weird sense of local tyrants counting money with banknotes, which is not ugly, but very strange...

But thinking about the temperament of the big man outside, it suddenly feels normal...

"It's so beautiful!" Xueli praised from the bottom of her heart.

"..."

Bai Yin remained silent. A smart man must know what to say and what not to say.

He walked to the counter, flexed his fingers, tapped lightly, and drew the attention of the waitress at the front desk, "Book a room."