my monster girlfriends

Waking up early one day, Yan Guilai left the house early because he was sent out by a few animals in the dormitory for dinner.He strode on the bluestone road with big strides, crushing the fallen leaves with his big feet in sneakers. These sneakers are extra large. In fact, all the shoes of Yan Guilai are custom-made, not because he has any extravagance and lust. Bad problem, just because his feet are too big...

Because of this incident, Yan Guihui was ridiculed by a certain boy in his class when he was in high school. That boy happened to be the type Yan Guihui hated the most, probably the one with fair skin and frailty, with his collar turned up high, and facial cleanser on his face. smell……

Little girls might like this kind of thing, but we said that Yan Guilai is a very fierce person, and of course a fierce person can't understand this kind of "sissy"-fortunately, the set here is "Monster Girlfriend" instead of "Hot-Blooded High School" ", otherwise it's the one above, Yan Guihui can beat ten by himself, and if he can't pass shit, he is seriously constipated.

Arriving here, the image of Yan Guihui should already be very three-dimensional. He is the kind of man who thinks that men should only be at the banquet. Holding a bloody knife and continuing to drink, eat meat, chat and spank... Of course, the main reason is that he will feel very uncomfortable when there are girls.

It seems that he was born in the wrong era. If it were placed in ancient times, this guy would be a fierce man who made contributions on the battlefield. Unfortunately, this story did not happen at that time, so he can only burn his blood for himself. Someone sincerely praised him for his good abdominal muscles.

"Seed cake buns and deep-fried dough sticks..." Yan Guihui came to the place muttering, but found that the steaming sesame seed shop in the past was closed today. He walked to the closed folding door and leaned down to look down. There was a note on it, which said the words "going out to collect materials" and "rest today". Both read "Touch Fish" and "Goo".

"Damn." Yan Guilai cursed, and slapped the gate several times with his big hand as if venting, making a "boom, bang, bang" sound, turned around and left, the animals in the dormitory were growling with hunger, All the food was hung on Yan Guilai's body. If he went back empty-handed, a few hungry men with green eyes might just tear him up and eat it with boiling water. Eight-pack abs taste better.

If we look back on this day in the future, Yan Guilai should really thank the owner of this biscuit shop, because if the latter does not close today, then Yan Guilai will not take a long way to go to another breakfast shop, and then he will not be in that special restaurant. Time and special place to meet Yang Chuner.

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Yang Chun'er was leaning against the corner of the wall, and several unscrupulous young men were approaching her with malicious intentions.

To be honest, this appearance is not suitable for the graceful Yang Chun'er. According to the normal style, her appearance should be surrounded by bouquets, sitting on the stage, her white and slender fingers dancing like butterflies among the strings, watching the crowd They lined up densely but dared not take a breath.

Every monster has some special talents when it takes shape. For example, Miao Wuwu's talent is "very early to take shape". Of course, Yang Chun'er also has it. Her talent lies in rhythm, and she is good at both classical and modern rhythms.

In the judgment of the Countermeasure Bureau, Yang Chun'er is not the type of Xueli who "just staying in a human city will cause major disasters", so she is allowed to live in this city. Not only that, the Countermeasure Bureau also helped her get a student status. Gave her a room, although not big, but definitely enough.

On that day, Yang Chun'er transformed herself into a classical palace costume. There is a saying that "the body is fast and flying, erratic like a god, the waves are light, and the socks are dusty". These words perfectly reflect her demeanor. In late autumn, such a girl who looked like she walked out of a poem had a rate of return soared to [-]%.

Anyone who is good at art will more or less have some literature and art. She strolled on the streets in late autumn, moving her feet, like fire and fallen leaves drifting past her, igniting the air. In the silence, even the air seemed to be filled with gurgling songs.

She was so focused on this beauty that she was completely unaware that several young people from society were approaching her maliciously... and by the time she realized it, she had already been cornered.

If the person standing here at this time is Yang Chun'er who has cultivated a little demon power later, then she should have smiled disdainfully, her fingers waving in the air, accompanied by the invisible sound blade flying, and a few good people's heads fell to the ground, adding to this crimson autumn day. one serving of red.

However, it is a pity that she still does not know such high-end martial arts. Not only that, Yang Chun'er at this time can even be said to be powerless. After all, you can't expect every girl who focuses on classical culture to be capable Wu Shang won the game and also played hooligans.

A few minutes ago, Yang Chun'er was still sighing in her heart that the streets without people are so beautiful, now she realizes how painful it is for people to pass by on the streets...

In fact, she doesn't have to worry at all, because at this time the Countermeasure Bureau has arranged special personnel to observe and protect her... just wait a few seconds, and the special commissioner will come forward, but at that time the story will not be what we saw .

Fortunately, this story is normal after all.

Just when Yang Chun'er was pale, with a cry of pain, everyone looked outside the alley.

But seeing a 1.9-meter-tall macho standing in front of the alley, his tall body casting a shadow, he knocked out a yellow-haired man with a casual punch, and looked down at the scene in the alley—for him, it was true Can only look down.

"Hmm... this classmate, do you need help?"

Amid all the attention, the peerless macho Yan Huilai was born.

Although it has already been said, I still want to mention it here again: he is a karate black master.

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①This chapter is an excerpt from my previous test work "Three Kingdoms Here", if there is any similarity, it is not a coincidence.

But that book was originally written for fun, and I have no intention of finishing it for the time being, so I might as well use it here...

Immortals are unhindered, heavenly maidens fall into the dust: NO.30 If a miracle (2)

What happened after that was very simple. If Yiyan came back to this body, if he put a mask on his head in the middle of the night and stood next to the passers-by, he would hand over his wallet consciously. .

He took out a few gangsters with three punches and two kicks. The scene was very tragic at one time. If someone called the police at this time, they would have to struggle for a long time before they were arrested. , Or buckle up the "victims" whose chest muscles can dance next to them and take them away and take them into the yamen.

After the gangsters couldn't get back together again, Yan came back and patted his hands in disbelief, his eyes lowered. His eyes seemed to say that there was no one who could fight. His chicness was no less than the smell of gunpowder blown off the muzzle by a cowboy in the Western Regions after he shot him dead. .

We all know that Yang Chun'er is a girl who plays classical music, and those who play music are often more literary. If her world is visualized, it would be a maple forest isolated from the world, where the fiery autumn leaves fall silently every day. And she herself is sitting in the very center of this maple forest, quiet and elegant.

Today, these gangsters are like wild boars that suddenly broke into the maple forest. No matter how clean and ancient you are, the wild boars not only step on your leaves to arch your tree, but also shit beside you.

This impact is really difficult to explain to outsiders, but at this moment, a hunter with a height of 1.9 meters and eight-pack abs turned out to be born. He chopped off a pig's head and carried it on his back, as relaxed and comfortable as splashing ink.

The hunter came over and looked at Yang Chun'er, condescending.

"Are you from Zhouyi School?"

Yan Guilai looked at the stunned Yang Chun'er, thinking that the girl might have been frightened out of her wits... So she asked again, and after half a minute, Yang Chun'er nodded as if in shock.

"Ah...well, yes." In fact, she was only fantasy shattered.

"Is no one following you?" Yan Guilai frowned.

Yang Chun'er shook her head.

Yan Gui came back with a "tsk", "Is your boyfriend so irresponsible? Let a beautiful girl like you come out alone?"

In fact, he doesn't know Yang Chun'er. The reason why he thinks Yang Chun'er has a boyfriend is because a roommate once lamented in front of him that a slightly prettier girl these days is either famous or worthless. The world is getting worse and people's hearts are not the same. The good times when seeing a big girl showing her calf and crying to marry a man are gone forever.

This person is a famous lover in the dormitory, and his coquettishness has already reached the level known to the whole school. He changes his girlfriend more often than he changes his clothes. You can often see this guy holding a pretty girl and staying away all night. After a long time, his face is full of kidney deficiency. ...For this reason, Yan Guihui even laughed at the other party, and then was sunk by the sentence "Some people don't even have the chance to suffer from kidney deficiency".

In the words of this roommate, as long as a man is tempted, he is like a literati sealing ink, a strong man unarmoring, and he is destined to be beaten to death on the beach by the front waves.

It can be seen from Yan Guihui's figure that most of his nutrition is consumed on his muscles, so he doesn't have enough for his brain... So his brain circuit is very simple, because Yang Chun'er is beautiful, so Yang Chun'er There is a boyfriend, simple and rude.

"I don't have a boyfriend." Yang Chun'er lowered her head and muttered in a low voice.

Of course she didn't, she is a demon, and the demon clan has to report to the Countermeasures Bureau if they fall in love in a human city, not to control the demons, to be precise, it should be to protect them...

Monsters are often very pure in a certain way, but humans are different. The guy who greeted you with a smile just now might spray you with poisonous shit in the next second, just for the sake of hurting both sides. As a pure and good child of the Yaozu, Long Chi would not come to kill him with a knife (mainly because he couldn't beat him), but it would be inevitable for Xue Sheng to be ridiculed...

Yan Guilai scratched his head, "Oh, if you don't have it, you don't have it." Looking around, "Be careful not to come out alone next time, it's good to find a girlfriend or something, and you can call for help in multiple people when you are in danger."

"I still have something to do, let's go first."

After saying this, I just walked away...

We compare Yan Guilai to a wild donkey that comes and goes like the wind. We all know that wild donkeys can only be intercepted by experienced drivers. Obviously, Yang Chun'er has not mastered the relevant skills...so she can only watch the wild donkey run with its hooves pouted Open, can't even say a word.

After returning to school, Yang Chun'er began to investigate the character of Yan Guilai.

She wasn't stupid, or she was very smart. Since Yan Gui asked her if she was from Zhouyi College that morning, it most likely meant that he himself was in this school.

The process of finding Yan's return is not difficult, because this hunk always maintains a look of boundless vitality. Someone in the next class picks him up as a deterrent, and he is asked to come to suppress the basketball game with another school. Activities, this master also takes care of the coolies and the duties of controlling the labor force at the same time... He is like the [-]-jin Dinghaishenzhen in the East China Sea Dragon Palace.

Such a macho man full of male hormones will never lack discussants in the girl group. It's not that he is popular with girls. His nature is similar to that of girls drooling when they see a muscular guy with a good figure in a magazine.

With the help of her classmates, Yang Chun'er found out about Yan Guigui's deeds, his emotional journey, and even his dormitory number...

From here, we can see the gap between men and women. No one would care about Yang Chun'er asking about Yan Guihui's dormitory number, even when she walked to the door of his dormitory, no one would pursue it, because the college stipulates that girls can enter the boys' dormitory, but boys can't. Into girls; but if the positions of the human and the demon were reversed, Yan would have been called by the instructor to have an interview when Yan returned that afternoon...

So Yang Chun'er really found the door of Yan Guilai's dormitory.

Such a beautiful woman with a thin waist and long legs came to the boys' dormitory, and the commotion caused by it can be imagined. The worst thing was a brother who was only wearing underwear and was going to go to the toilet. He thought everyone was a man. It didn't matter, but when I saw Yang Chun'er in the corridor, I ran back in fright, and didn't dare to come out for a long time-two days later, he was chased and killed by his roommate for an entire hour, because he urinated in the bottle of his roommate Nongfu Spring that night , and without saying a word to the latter...

In fact, Yang Chuner's reason for coming here is really simple, she just wanted to say thank you... Maybe Yan Guihui can be ignored, but Yang Chuner can't take his help for granted as "should".

This is her "pure".

Tuk Tuk

When they politely knocked on the door, both inside and outside the door were stunned.

The reason for Yang Chun'er's stupefaction was simple, because the person who opened the door was Yan Guilai. At this time, this man was only wearing long trousers, and his exaggerated chest muscles seemed to be able to pinch someone to death.

The reason for Yan Guilai's stupefaction is even simpler:

"Uh... girl, who are you?"

Immortals are unhindered, heavenly maidens fall into the dust: NO.31 If a miracle (3)

As the saying goes, "People's physiques cannot be generalized."

If the "heterogeneous memory" that comes with the monster race is compared to drugs, then everyone's "drug resistance" is not the same.

For those with strong drug resistance, such as Bai Yin, even if his ability has not been awakened, Miao Wuwu's memory is still stored in his mind. Although his memory is not very good, but after a little reminder, he will remember it.

In addition to "drug resistance", the "strength" of the drug is also different.

The most typical example is Long Chi. Bai Yin only talked to this person in the morning, but forgot about it in the afternoon, because the "strength" of Long Chi was too high.

Yang Chun'er belongs to the "average strength" type. Although she can also cause "heterogeneous memories", the effect is actually not obvious... For normal humans, it is probably "a bit strange at first glance, but think about it carefully, oh for us degree of awareness".

This is also the reason why she can live a normal life in Zhouyi.

But...Yan Huihui obviously belongs to the kind with "extremely poor drug resistance".

For example, at this moment, he has already forgotten that the girl in front of him is the beneficiary of his "good deeds every day" a few days ago.

"Third brother, third child!" Yan Guilai turned her head, "Here is a beautiful girl... looking for you?"

The third child is the saint of kidney deficiency in Yanguilai's dormitory. Girls who have been harmed (in Yanguilai's language) often come to the door. Those who are capable of literary and martial arts can also scold and fight at the same time.

Brother Qingsheng replied: "Fuck me, I just broke up a few days ago, and now the person who is looking for it is either an ex-girlfriend or a female hooligan, just say that I am not here!"

Yan Guilai nodded, then pouted behind her, and said to Yang Chun'er: "Did you hear that, he said he's not here."

In the angry roar of "Dayan, I call you uncle", Yang Chun'er finally recovered from her stupefaction... She twitched her toes, and said in a weak voice:

"I... came to thank you."

We all know that Ms. Yang Chun'er is not too condescending to speak. In front of others, she can also be noble and glamorous... But for some reason, she was cowed in front of Yan Guilai.

This is quite normal, let alone her, I dare not speak loudly if you put me in front of a hunk with dancing pectoral muscles about two meters away...

Yan Guilai looked at Yang Chun'er carefully, his eyes drifted over her fertile chest, slender waist and round long legs——after confirming that he really didn't seem to know such a top-notch girl, he asked: "Oh... Are you from the student union?"

He just helped the student union move those large boxes of materials that weighed to death yesterday, and it was only natural that the other party sent a beautiful girl to thank him.

Yang Chun'er: "...Huh?"

"No?" Yan Guilai frowned, "Is that from the karate club?"

A few days ago, clubs from other schools came to find fault under the banner of friendly exchanges. Zhou Yi was able to win a complete victory, and he, the referee, contributed the most to it-of course, this is not to say that Yan Gui came back to blow the whistle or something, but that he is based on the principle of "serving the school." He went to play a cameo referee with the spirit of "the hunk is responsible for glory", but the result frightened the players from other schools, fearing that he would be too harsh, and then the [-]-meter-tall hunk got angry and took off the referee uniform and put on a player uniform... Then punch one.

Yang Chun'er couldn't help thinking: ... So how helpful you are, do you have to wait in line if I come to say thank you?

In short, under Yang Chun'er's stumbling narration, Yan Guilai finally knew the purpose of this girl's visit.

If someone else, such as Bai Yin, faced this kind of situation where a strange girl came to thank her and said that he had saved her, he would definitely be vigilant; but Yan Guilai is obviously a carefree person. For him, "Forget who you helped "It's a normal thing that can no longer be normal.

It's impossible for such a beautiful girl to just find a reason to rely on me, right? ——He thought so.

So he said: "Hey, it's all trivial matters, it's easy to do with a little effort... Don't forget to bring your boyfriend next time you come out."

Yang Chun'er said angrily, "...I told you, I don't have a boyfriend."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I don't have a good memory..." Yan Gui came back with a chuckle, "Girl, you can see that thank you, I also accepted... then see you later?"

As he spoke, he held up the poker in his hand—I don’t know why his luck was particularly bad today. He had already lost his food for the next month by fighting against the landlord. The two grandchildren spit out their capital and profits.

Yang Chun'er was taken aback for a moment - when talking to Yan Guilai, she seemed to be easily tossed into a daze: "... huh?"

Shouldn't the definition of the so-called "thank you" be "a declaration before giving the other party a reasonable remuneration"?The book also specifically said that you must not just say "thank you" and accept help from others with peace of mind... This is the "Human Communication Class" taught in the Countermeasures Bureau, and I even took notes.

Before she could react, the door was already closed...

With the hearing of a dog, you can still faintly hear the voice inside the door:

"Who is outside the door, from the student union?"

"A few days ago, I helped my classmates hit a few hooligans, and I came to thank you for coming."

"Hey, the hero saves the beauty is a good chance to meet, why don't you take this opportunity to treat her to a meal or something? Maybe you can make an appointment at a hotel after the meal." The person who said this sounded a little weak.

"Come, do you think it's all about you? The little girl managed to get rid of a few little hooligans, but ended up bumping into a big hooligan. Why don't you let the little hooligans succeed?"

"That's why you've been single until now."

"Fuck off, it's time for me to play the cards. Let me tell you that I am very lucky, don't lie to me..."

"Ahem, just now we thought you wouldn't be free to come over for a while, so we took the poker away... Shall we restart the game?"

"...Fuck! Dog thief!"

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Yang Chun'er is not a monster who will give up easily.

Unlike Miao Wuwu, she grew up in a countermeasure bureau and has not witnessed too many sinister things. She knows that human beings have both good and evil, and the wicked need to be punished, and the good need to be rewarded. This is what she was instilled in when she was very young. cognition.

Creatures like canines have always been very persistent.

So, from that day on, she tried every means to get close to Yan Guilai, and then tried her best to help... But she was really not very good at other things except the melody, so in the end, it was Yan Guilai who helped her clean up all kinds of messes .