my monster girlfriends

even so.

Even so.

She will not give up this beautiful first love so easily.

If, just if...

If one day, this wicked gift of the Creator finally tore off the tragic coat, revealing the sweet box.

If... there is such a miracle.

So, will they also be able to live an ordinary life like the countless men and women who met in those ordinary stories?

... This fantasy is, of course, impossible to realize.

But Yang Chuner still prayed.

In the place closest to him but also the farthest, pray sincerely.

I pray that one day, I will be able to let such a "miracle of what if" come to me.

Immortals are unobstructed, celestial maidens fall into the dust: the necklace of 12 yuan and [-] at the end

Spring has come.

The spring of recovery of all things has arrived.

The spring when girls can put on thick stockings and miniskirts openly, and boys can peek at girls' thick stockings and miniskirts openly, has arrived.

"It's really insulting to the gentlemen." Nian Changge commented, "In our time, we only dared to look at girls' thighs secretly. I made an appointment with the surname Xu to hold a reader's meeting under the big tree near the girls' dormitory after school, and then While talking about Tagore's poems, while peeking at the girl's skirt from the corner of the eye...the result was discovered somehow."

"Then you were reprimanded?" Bai Yin asked.

"No, then the number of our readers' club will increase, and finally it will look like the real thing... There is even an old professor from the literature department in it. If a girl comes to see it, she will pretend to show it to us. Talking about Western poems." Nian Changge smiled, "As long as no one reveals it, everyone will be a good boy discussing literature... This kind of loyalty is found in men all over the world!"

...It's really old and strong.

Thinking about it carefully, the scene described by Nian Changge is actually a bit beautiful... There is a tall ginkgo tree on their heads. When they look up, the whole sky is covered with pure yellow ginkgo leaves. This is a united group. They don't love literature and thighs, but everyone is discussing elegant poems with a clear heart. When the wind blows, the discussion suddenly stops, as if the world has been paused... In fact, they are just peeking and being blown by the wind. Open girl skirt.

Misty fallen leaves, like falling fragments of the sky.

Bai Yin sighed for a while, then suddenly asked: "Chang Ge, do you still have any descendants?"

"Why, you still want to draw a red line for me? If you are so thankful for your kindness, I would have been married a long time ago." Nian Changge teased, and said, "Yes, she is doing well now, I am very happy satisfy."

"Is it a woman?"

"Yes, if you want to have something happen with her, then unfortunately, she already has a husband."

"That's not..." Bai Yin muttered, and suddenly took out a recording pen from his pocket, "...I just thought, would it be interesting if I played her what you just said?" Wei Wei Pause for half a second, "You don't need to speak, but every word you say will be personally judged by that unknown judge."

Read the long song: "...?"

He squinted at Bai Yin with some inexplicable gaze, and then snapped his fingers.

"Hmm..." The latter looked at the recording pen that had lost its function, "This is...?"

"Tao Fa Sumi Magnetic Thunder." Nian Changge said, "The principle is to use electromagnetic waves to destroy some sophisticated modern devices, which can be used when infiltrating and infiltrating." Wei Dun, "By the way, you The other two recording pens in the pocket have also been destroyed."

Bai Yin silently took out two sticks in his pocket, looked at them for a few seconds, "...you just use Taoism here?"

"The ability I have mastered, I can use it as I like. Back then, I used my ability to spy on the Wang family's daughter taking a bath, but it was always good. I counted my fingers in the morning, and I could figure out which part of the river she washed that day."

After Nian Changge finished speaking, he paused, "Besides... I invented this Taoism in the first place. With my young posture, many Taoisms can't be used. Even if I use it, the power will be greatly reduced... But if you change it I really can't necessarily destroy the equipment other than the recording pen."

"Why is that?" Bai Yin wondered if this person had suffered in this regard before?Director Tangtang also had a wonderful experience of being danced by a fairy?

Read the long song and laugh without saying a word.

The endorsement here is because this method was originally created for the recording pen... The reason is because Nian Changge was once harmed by a grandson with the recording pen. The situation is similar to Bai Yin's behavior just now. Afterwards, our Nian Lao lost the beard he had managed to grow long.

Lost one by one...

Because... the grandson was carrying five sticks with him at the time.

"So, why are you interested in visiting the school with me today?" Bai Yin said, "You can't just want to share your experience of peeping at girls' thighs, right?"

"Of course not, I'm not that boring."

After reading the long song, I thought about it: "Have you seen "Romeo and Juliet"?"

"I've read it." Bai Yin said, "A brief summary of the content is... a man and a woman died and lived again, lived and died again, you die and I live, I die and you live, and finally die together."

"...Well, a very personal summary." Nian Changge commented pertinently, "If this tragedy happened in reality, would you interfere?"

"Yes." Bai Yin shrugged, "Except for Wen Qing, who is in love with love, having a house, having a miscarriage and cancer, who doesn't like a happy ending?"

"Coincidentally, I thought so too."

Nian Changge smiled and stopped, "Here, it's just ahead."

Bai Yin looked in that direction and thought for about two seconds.

"Oh... him?"

"know?"

"If it's just this person's temperament, it's not easy to forget it." Bai Yin said, "If it wasn't for him, I might not have met Xueli back then."

As an endorsement here, the "he" Bai Yin is talking about is the tough man who recommended a pendant worth 12 yuan to Xueli at the flea market back then... I haven't seen him for many years, but he is still as tough as ever.

After Bai Yin said this... Nian Changge laughed.

"Hehe..." he said, "So...sometimes there must be something in fate, gain or loss, prosperity or failure in fate, yesterday's virtue, today's destiny."

By the way, these words come from "Bronze Pot Willow".

"...Doesn't everyone in your strategy bureau speak human language?" Bai Yin complained, "Do you dare to say something that carbon-based creatures can understand?"

"I didn't say it because I couldn't; the one you said didn't say it... Maybe it was just to tease you." Nian Changge laughed, "He has some kindness for you, doesn't he?"

"Yes."

"Then today is the time for you to repay this kindness."

......

Yan Guilai is a little embarrassed now.

We have said that Yan Guihui is a man who is uncomfortable with girls alone... especially when he gets along with strange girls.

And early this morning, he was inexplicably accosted by a beautiful girl who called herself "Yang Chun'er"... Not only that, but she still refused to leave.

As he was depressed, a person came in front of him.

Let's look at this person, his face is like a crown of jade, he is lazy, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, and he is upright. Thinking about it carefully...it seems a little familiar.

The man walked over and said hello, "Long time no see."

"Eh...we know each other?" Yan Gui scratched his head, "I'm sorry, my memory isn't very good recently..."

"You don't have a good memory. It's understandable. I remember you." Bai Yin looked at Yang Chun'er, then at Yan's return, smiled inexplicably, and then took out a necklace.

It's a shoddy necklace. It looks like a handmade product of a junior high school student.

Then he asked with a smile.

"My friend, do you want to cut the necklace? There is a happy expression of love on it."

Bai Yin put on a beggar face that looked like a Tathagata Palm sold on the street for ten yuan a book.

"Seeing that we are destined, I will suffer a loss. How about selling it to you for 12 yuan five?"

Immortals are unhindered, the heavenly maiden is dusty: Summary of the fourth volume-the reincarnation of the beginning and the end is the greatest romance.

Hello everyone, I am the uncle Huang who made my sister-in-law lie on the bed giggling for half an hour in the essay I wrote before. After laughing, I was strongly advised to work overtime and write another chapter, so that she even forgot about the situation in my medical report.

... From the above passage, you can roughly understand my complicated mood.

Tell me about this volume.

As the title says, the theme of this volume is "The Beginning and the End".

When I was still young, I saw a micro-fiction called "Hey—Come Out"

His plot is roughly like this... One day, a bottomless pit suddenly appeared on the earth, and a child shouted "Hey-come out" into it, but no one answered.

Later, people discovered that this hole can accommodate all the garbage produced by human beings, so that any production has no worries, such as the dead animals of infectious diseases, urban waste and sewage, etc... Since then, the sky of the city has become more and more beautiful.

After an unknown amount of time, suddenly one day, a strange voice appeared above the human head.

It was a child's voice: "Hey - come out".

——When I read this book for the first time, I was shocked by this Ouroboros-like aesthetic feeling unique to the text... Now that I have the opportunity, even if the writing is not good, I will naturally give it a try.

So... From the beginning to the end, the plot of this volume is implemented.

On the bright line, Yan Guilai sold the pendant to Bai Yin, which indirectly led to the acquaintance between Bai Yin and Xueli... So at the end, Bai Yin also gave him a necklace of 12 yuan and [-] yuan to save his story. ending.

And in this process, there is the interference of reading Changge... This is actually the same as the last book and this book. If you understand it, you will smile knowingly, if you don't understand it...it's okay.

On the dark line, Yang Chun'er took on the role of caring for Miao Wuwu when she was feeling down, and when she looked back, she received the gift she was most looking forward to in a wonderful way... This is also always.

As for the others, Xueli's, Xue Sheng's, Noah's... these actually have traces from beginning to end, but for me, this kind of thing will weaken the "beauty" on the contrary, so... Interested , you can see it yourself.

After finishing the text, gossip.

Due to sudden (or expected) physical reasons, last month's full-time plan fell through, this month, and the next few months... Full-time stuff, I probably have nothing to do with it.

At this time, I was actually glad that the data in this book was not good. If there were too many people who read it, I would rest on my own, and I really felt guilty.

This kind of feeling is probably like... Teachers like Hatano and Aoi have already prepared everything in front of you, the camera is ready, the beauties are charming, and the props are complete, but you just can't stand up.

... The example is a bit strange, but it's enough when the meaning comes to mind.

Another thing worth mentioning is the essay.

...Although I can probably understand why essays are popular, it is beyond my expectation that it is so popular.

But, for essays, what you want is the feeling of "writing something casually", so...you want it again, and you spend money to ask for it, and I write it according to my mood.

Anyway, this is not the main text, when to write, how to write, I have the final say (has the final say).

It wouldn't be the case that I, an author of online novels, would be given a razor blade because I wrote too much text and too little nonsense... That would be too funny.

that's all.

Oh yes, Juanjie will take a day off every day, and will continue to double update tomorrow.

Walk to the End of the World with My Beloved You: Preface to the Survivors

Sweden, this country left a deep impression on me when I first set foot here.

The deep impression here does not refer to the special culture that promotes religion in primary school textbooks. It does not mean that the degree of fairness tends to be more and more equal to the awards for the rich second generation compared to the poor third generation in compulsory education. It is not born here, and while using disposable tableware, People with cerebral hemorrhoids who talk about groups using disposable chopsticks made of fast-growing bamboo, not to mention vomiting and diarrhea after food poisoning, taking the risk of every puddle of excrement disguised as farts, and waiting in a long line, see When I went to the doctor, I could only get a free medical opinion of "drink more water" - not even as good as "drink more hot water".

The deep impression I mean is the sex crime scene I met in the alley when I went out to buy supper that night.

As an excellent executor of the Countermeasures Bureau, I spent a lot of time looking up relevant information about this country before I came here for a mission. Anyone who has played computer games and participated in fan clubs knows that a game must have something to do with it. Newcomers, and newcomers are often divided into two types, one kind does not know anything, and only shouts "what is this, what is this, why did I die" when encountering a situation; the other is to check information silently, Observing and comparing silently, only occasionally asking seniors a few words, and then quickly fell silent.

Of course, I am not criticizing which of the two, after all, each has its own fun, but it is obvious which of the two will "grow" quickly.

In my opinion...the so-called "task" is the same as "game". The more strategies you find, the less likely you will die. In most cases, you can only pass the level with one life.

Especially when this task is personally selected by a certain writing director, a guy who reads as a dog thief, with the reason of "let me see if your IQ is overwhelmed by honeymoon hormones"... Especially I found that this The task turned out to be only for me to assassinate a fleeing non-capable person.

There is a saying among card players: "Anything with zero attack power is a monster."

There is also a saying in martial arts novels: "There are three kinds of people who should not be messed with in the world: the elderly, women, and children."

These words essentially mean the same thing: "The more normal, the more abnormal."

In short... Based on this kind of thinking, I have a general understanding of the country of Sweden - it has the top music in Europe, low tuition fees, world-class ski resorts, super fast Internet speed, and super high For medical expenses, there is a wonderful law that "women sell it without breaking the law, and men buy it to break the law", and the sex crime rate is the second highest in the world.

I personally seriously suspect that the latter two should be related to a certain extent... and the last one, I realized it the night I came.

Then, let's go back to the beginning - in the alley, I met the scene of a sex crime.

The situation at that time was probably like this... I was walking on the road, eating a hamburger with high-sugar seasoning, and suddenly heard a call for help not far away. A multi-year-old woman (seriously, this is not common in the West), and three sloppy, earrings and dyed hair, very similar to young people who have just drunk.

Considering that Sweden will restrict citizens' access to alcoholic beverages, the possibility that they have taken some kind of addictive drug cannot be ruled out.

I'm not a person with a lot of sympathy, but it's obviously not appropriate to just watch like this...