my monster girlfriends

This is not the sound of falling, but the sound of footsteps.

"Hey, it's really not bad here."

The visitor stomped his feet on the bluestone road to remove the dirt from the soles of his shoes. At the same time, he stretched out his hand and swept off the bamboo leaves on his shoulders.

The chess player didn't turn back immediately, but moved his chess piece slowly, and then cast his gaze over: "Didn't you see the sign on the road when you came here?"

"I see, what's the matter? By the way, do you have any tea, make me a cup, come here early in the morning, I'm thirsty."

"That's why you have dementia recently, and you can't even read and write Sakurajima language?"

"Hey...Thank you for your concern, but I'm still far from dementia. Don't talk about reading and writing. It's fine to translate the full text of "Bronze Pot Willow" for you. I guarantee it will be honest and elegant."

"Since that's the case...then you must have seen, read, and understood the meaning of the phrase 'No foreigners are allowed here' written on the sign?"

The visitor smiled frankly, "Xin, what is the relationship between us? How can I be considered a foreigner?"

"Fang Xi, you've been a bastard all your life! You're an old bastard when you're old!" Nobuto Tokugawa said angrily, "Yunzi, pour him a cup of tea."

"Hi~"

There was a voice of vitality in the air, like that of a high school girl.

Yes, she is the ghost who played chess with Tokugawa Shin... To be precise, her race should be "Qi Ling".

On the opposite side, Fang Xi said in surprise: "Yes, Fu Gangzhen is pretty good, I thought I had to use words like 'I'll just drink Xinji's tea' to help you save a man's face."

"Stop talking nonsense, drink or not." Tokugawa Shin said, "What evil wind brought you here? Let me tell you, I am a retiree. If I have anything to do, go to the contemporary yin and yang leader... Do you think everyone will follow me?" Like you, you still haven’t retired at the age of 100?”

"Hehe, I'm not the same as you...I feel like a courtesan in a brothel now, with the name of being coquettish, doing coquettish work, and from time to time I have to laugh at a group of fat-brained idiots...Oh , thank you lady."

Fang Xi took Yunzi's tea politely, and the latter responded with a gentle smile—of course Fang Xi could see her.

He is like all grown men who go to a friend's house as a guest, no matter how coquettish or slutty they are outside, as long as the other party's family members are by their side, they will become petty bourgeois gentlemen, business elites, and talk about professional knowledge Opening his mouth, he took a small order of several hundred million last year, and he had to stir it with a small spoon before drinking a cup of coffee.

"...I haven't seen you for many years, and the kung fu style of your metaphor is still the same." Tokugawa Shin said helplessly, "Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, you are a busy person who came here suddenly, you must have something important to say, let me listen... first Say yes, you'd better hurry up, I don't want to keep you for dinner."

And Mrs. Yunzi has consciously retreated like Sakurajima's traditional Yamato Nadeko. This is a man's conversation, and women are not qualified to listen in, and the same is true for female weapon spirits-Nobu Tokugawa must be too lazy to abide by this vulgar custom, but she never cause him any trouble.

"Tsk tsk, it's really sad. I managed to match up a good relationship for you, but you actually treated me like this." Fang Xi sighed pretendingly.

"Yeah, yeah, you tricked Yunzi into being my student, and then on the day of my wedding, she blasted open the door of the auditorium with tide, so she didn't get into a fight with the bride... Man Chaoyu and Yata The mirror is tearing, do you want Tokyo to face the danger of flooding Jinshan again?"

"No, even if it is true, wouldn't there be you? You used to be an unlicensed knight who could only wait for One-Punch Man to arrive, but now you are One-Punch Man yourself, right?"

"Hey..." Tokugawa Shin didn't continue to talk to Fang Xi, he knew very well that the man opposite him was as invincible as Dugu Qiubai in terms of nonsense, "Speaking of business, what are you doing in Sakurajima? The time I came here before Can you just turn a blind eye and close one eye? Is the "Abstinence Treaty for Persons with Capabilities" not as good as a piece of paper to you?"

"Actually, it's not as good. After all, I can use waste paper to wipe my ass..." Fang Xi looked at Tokugawa's unkind eyes and shrugged. I want to tell you, the 'former commander'..."

Walk to the end of the world with my beloved you: NO.12 This witch never married

Fang Xi took a sip of tea and began his narration.

"Let's start with the news about you. Decades ago, Noah and I recovered the remains of the 'Manchao Jade'. Maybe you thought that this 'one-time artifact' was made by those ancient tribes. In fact, It was made by a bald man named Nicholas... that is a conspirator, the rebellion of the ancient Sakurajima clan and Noah's god-making ceremony all have his shadow."

Tokugawa Shin said: "I guess this Nicholas didn't live long."

"Don't underestimate him, he is a very good opponent, and he will beat an old nerd like you by dozens of blocks."

"Just talk about the business, don't mix it with personal sarcasm, and then?"

Fang Xi shrugged: "Then I made his death very ceremonial, you know, when a great conspirator dies, he is always very small."

"Okay, okay, but what does this have to do with me? You can handle this kind of trouble yourself."

"Look, it's because of your attitude that Qing was unable to retire when you were in power. The task of commanding Yin and Yang cannot be done by force alone." Fang Xi paused, "Speaking of Qing, his life expectancy is too short. Is it time to reach the limit?"

In the shrine, "Qing" is a name that can only be used by the commander of Yin and Yang. All of them were called Qing when they were in power, and they could only use their original names after retirement... But Tokugawa Shin knew very well that Fang Xi said The "Qing" in this book always refers to only that one person.

That one... an ordinary person who sacrificed too many things just for "peace".

"Here we are. He has been missing for a long time. On the morning of the beginning of this year, someone found him at the ruins of Kujo's house. He was standing under a decayed cherry tree with his back to the rising sun. It’s a well-repaired dojo, and when people saw him, he was closing his eyes, as if he was asleep.”

Tokugawa Shin paused, "... By the way, why did he appear there? Even if you want to go back and have a look before you die, you should go to the ancestral hall?"

"Probably because he often teases wild cats in that dojo, or a wild cat that is rebellious, stubborn, and extremely difficult to die." Fang Xi said, "So, one of them?"

"One" is not a name, but a code name, a "code name" that will accompany the "Secret Priestess" for the rest of her life.

That is the girl who once acted as a "servant" in front of him. During the time in Sakurajima, she helped him with many things... Perhaps because of this relationship, when Fang Xi was still the director of the countermeasures, Qing handled many affairs. Handed it over to her, of course, the main reason for this is that Tokugawa Shin is really unbearable in this respect...

"She passed away a long time ago and never married. She is not a god. With the cruel training received by the secret witch, she has the energy to live to 80 years old... As she grows older, her sick body gradually Heavy, unable to return to heaven, lying on the hospital bed for half a year, suddenly walked out one day, when someone found him, he was standing next to the table you used often, his long bent waist straightened like a sharp long sword .”

Tokugawa Shin observed Fang Xi's expression, and after finding nothing unusual, he continued: "She stood there for two days and two nights before she stopped breathing. When the witches passed by, there was a piece of paper on the table that said three In other words... do you want to see it?"

Fang Xi was silent for two seconds: "Bring it."

Tokugawa Shin snapped his fingers, and a sheet of paper suddenly appeared—this is the ability of "Yakata Mirror" to transform reality from reality, and it seems that he did preserve this handwriting well.

Fang Xi took the paper carefully, as if afraid of crushing it.

——When you start it, it has a rough texture.

The sun fell, illuminating the delicate and neat handwriting.

She is such a girl... She is too serious in everything she does, and even the words she writes are like printed products.

"Regret はしていない (I have no regrets)"

"恨みはありません (I have no grudge)"

"ありがとございます, さようなら (Thank you, goodbye)"

In the end, what is reflected in the memory is always some illusory things, just like many things, even if you deliberately forget to avoid them, but when you see something, a certain emotion will instantly turn into a million tons of tide, No matter how wide or high the embankment is, it cannot stop it.

"Why didn't you notify me?"

"You don't seem like someone who can ask such stupid questions, but you are Fang Xi, extremely smart." Tokugawa Shin said calmly.

Fang Xi was silent.

That's right...Of course he knew the answer, but it was only because she had specially arranged it. She considered herself a servant, and a servant should not cause trouble for the master.

"It's a pity, I thought she would throw everything away to find you. Although I always thought you were a sweetheart, from the perspective of the freedom of marriage of capable people, you can definitely be regarded as a responsible and good man... If she finds it If you still escape, I will ask Noah and Qing to form a group to go to Xia Guo to beat you." Tokugawa Shin shook his head, "Unfortunately..."

He didn't say any more, because there was no expression on Fang Xi's face, it was an emotion that Tokugawa Shin could not understand.

About half a minute later, the piece of paper disappeared in Fang Xi's hands.

And this man...has shown a mocking, cynical smile again.

"Hmm... Where are we talking about? Oh yes, Man Chaoyu." As if nothing happened, he said with a smile in his unique tone, "Although I always think you are stupid...but It's been so long, you should know that Yunzi's former 'body' was made by Noah and me."

"Suddenly it started hurting me!" Tokugawa Nobu was shocked, "Is your way of venting your bad mood just talking trash?"

"It's not important." Fang Xi said, "What's important is that when I went to Noah's place recently, I learned something... that priest's 'body pinching' technique has reached a state of perfection. Given the relationship between the two, you can definitely entrust him to 'make' a body for the two of you."

He laughed and said: "Although it is said that whether it is the Yata mirror or the Manchao jade, the spirit of the weapon can obtain a body for a short time through some means, but some things cannot be done after all, such as passing on the family... Your blood is precious Indeed, it would be a pity if it could not be inherited.”

"...You came here just to say this?"

"Yeah, I thought of you right away, is that enough brother?"

"Okay, okay, I appreciate the kindness..." Tokugawa Shin sighed, "...But, forget it."

Fang Xi was surprised: "Why, you don't like it?" He paused, "Could it be because you prefer the 'easy to push up the whole body' game that requires women's weight? But in this case, you can completely entrust Noah to make it into a legal loli..."

Tokugawa Shin: "..."

"Or, you want to take advantage of their guilt of 'not being able to reproduce', and sleep together with peace of mind... Tokugawa Shin, you are despicable right now!"

"You guys feel uncomfortable if you don't say some nasty jokes, right?!" The former commander roared, "Stop talking nonsense, if I say no, don't! Get out if you have nothing to do!"

"It's fine...whether you want it or not, that's your freedom, I have no right to interfere." Fang Xi smiled for a while, then suddenly restrained, "Then...it's the second thing."

Tokugawa Shin said angrily: "Let go."

"Recently...has there been any cases of witches missing?"

Walk to the end of the world with my beloved you: NO.13 This demon emperor is all over the country

Sweden, Golden City.

This is a small city facing the sea, surrounded by currents, countless ships cut through the ocean currents, leaving tumbling waterways, and dense western-style buildings can be seen in front of them. They are pure white, orange, soft green and black. The tallest building is A brown tower, the spire seems to pierce the sky, and there are birds flying on the top.

In cities facing rivers, land and water often run parallel, so Bai Yin parked the motorcycle by the side of the road and leaned against the stopped boat.

Sweden's high-speed rail is indeed very developed, but we all know that sometimes, it doesn't mean that one of your organs is developed enough to go deep into various locations... Compatibility is a very important point.Obviously, Jindu is such a place with bad compatibility. If you want to build the high-speed rail here, it will be as difficult as building an undersea tunnel.

Fortunately, the inventory provided by Xiao Ai is quite practical, and the limit is only "number of cells", not "volume"... Not to mention a notebook or a motorcycle, even if Bai Yin bought a yacht one day, it may be able to fit into it. go.

When Bai Yin learned about this function, he touched his chin and complained: "If this ability is used for smuggling, it will be invincible."

Xiao Ai is very useful: "Hmph, now you know mine, right? I have a good personality, but at that time, my mother might secretly put the toilet paper in the inventory while you were shitting... ..."

"...Leaving aside you as a girl, um... Who did the female data creature learn to piss and fart from." Bai Yin said, "I'm even more curious, how did the man who was hidden in the paper finally solve it? sock?"

"No, when I was hiding the paper, my mother also sent the host's sister a text message of 'no paper', and by the way, sent the location of the spare bathroom key..."

"...Thank you sister Ai for not killing me, really."

Another thing that Baiyin likes very much is that when he proposed to Long Chi to use a motorcycle to drive there and need her to sit in the back seat, the latter did not show "shame" or "disdain" or anything like that. Hypocritical, but also has the attitude of a young lady...

She just said "Okay" very naturally, and then sat horizontally on the back seat without any hesitation.

From this point of view, Long Chi's character is quite good.

In fact, in the eyes of Lord Demon King, compared to "holding a certain human being in his body and teleporting over a long distance", riding a motorcycle "only needs to experience a short and extremely small body The experience of "contact" is completely painless...

——When Bai Yin walked over, Long Chi was standing at the junction of land and water, looking at the white boat on the horizon.

Probably in the morning, Bai Yin once made an opinion, saying that Long Chi's long blue dress was not suitable for carrying out the task. The latter thought for a few seconds, and wanted to say that the outer body was transformed by her with demon power, let alone a skirt. , even armor like a steel plate does not affect the action at all...

But... Considering that her identity as a demon clan cannot be revealed, and Bai Yin's words are indeed reasonable, she complied.

Long Chi is such a monster, as long as your words make sense, then I am willing to listen and even obey, and will never reject or ignore because of some "prejudice"... This is her "pride".

So, if one day, Long Chi enters a certain "room where you can't go out without kissing", although she will still have emotions such as "shock" and "shame", after trying many methods, she may really consider it. next...

Of course, that's all I said, and I didn't intend to write it like this.

And at this moment... Bai Yin suddenly had a certain idea of ​​"It would be great to let her change clothes".

If he is invited into a game with the rule of "creating entries for girls", then for Baiyin, Xueli's entries should be "virtuous" and "gentle", and Miao Wuwu's entries should be "vitality" and "Chunfan", when it comes to Longchi, it can only be "empty" or "immortal".

For ordinary people, something like "temperament" needs to be matched with "clothes". The so-called people rely on clothes, horses rely on saddles, and dogs run happily with bells. For example, if you want to appear in a costume drama, you often have to match it. A fairy-like white robe; if you are acting in a workplace drama, you have to wear strict work attire; if you want to act in a small movie... Oh, except for some special types, you don’t need to spend much thought on the clothes, It's all about taking it off anyway...

However, Long Chi is not an ordinary person.

At this time, her upper body is a short skirt, and her bust is so plump that it can make a baby's tears flow from the corner of her mouth, or make Xueli goblin cry; her lower body is a pair of long jeans. The insane long legs can make Miao Wu so angry that he can't eat...

Just judging from the clothes, this should be a capable urban woman, the kind of male colleague who takes the initiative to serve tea and water.

But she was able to wear this dress with an air of aloofness. Her back was facing the buildings lined up, facing the shimmering ocean current, and there was a white boat passing by in the distance... It was an indescribable feeling, just like the roadside There is a hundred-year-old man, holding a whisk in his hand, standing at the junction of the mountains and the sky, so you can understand that this is the "Tao".

So Bai Yin understood that this is "immortal".

The fairy turned her head slowly, frowning slightly, "I always feel that your gaze is... disrespectful."

"This is not rude, you can think that I am admiring a certain kind of flower, such as roses, daisies or chrysanthemums." Bai Yin walked to her side, "I just suddenly felt that with you, this mission will Difficult."

Long Chi was silent: "I really have no experience, but I will not be a burden, absolutely not."

It is also Long Chi's pride to never hold others back.

"No, no, that's not what I mean." Bai Yin said with a smile, "My strength is actually not outstanding... at least not as good as yours."

"Yes." Long Chi was honest, "But you don't have to belittle yourself, I... have heard about your deeds, and your progress is astonishingly fast."

"Heh... Those don't really matter. Most of the time, I tend to use my brain instead of force."

Long Chi was puzzled: "Does this have something to do with your topic just now?"

"Of course, have you ever heard a poem called 'Scattered flowers gradually become charming eyes'?"

"I heard."

Of course she has heard of it, not only that, but she also knows that the author of this poem is Bai Juyi, because the original manuscript of this poem is kept in her home...

"Isn't that enough?" Bai Yin smiled, "Let's go to the destination."

After finishing speaking, he walked away on his own.

Behind him, Long Chi had a question mark all over his head... What does this guy mean?Say I'm like a flower?What does "scattered flowers gradually become charming eyes" mean?