Ninja World: I'm a persimmon, a ghost, and I'm not a human anymore

"You bloody thing..."

Master Fuji gritted his teeth, lost his mind, and rushed forward to fuck Kisame.

Ok?

Kisame's eyes turned cold, and he shot directly with lightning, grabbed Mr. Fuji by the collar, like carrying a dog, and lifted the latter roughly.

next second.

Whizzing.

Two elite Jōnin bodyguards of Mr. Fuji appeared in an instant, and one of them grabbed Kisame's wrist and said coldly:

"Let go!"

And the other person even showed a sharp ninja knife, and directly put the tip of the knife with a cold light on Kisame's neck.

"You are looking for death."

Kisame squinted his eyes, uttered a classic line of the villain, and suddenly became murderous.

He participated in the filming of this movie and played in his true colors.

Because Kisame is always ready to make a fake show and become a real villain at any time, and kill Mr. Fuji, the annoying employer, and his two dog legs together.

In other words, he was serious.

"Crack!"

At the critical moment, director Yamamoto rushed forward with a loud shout, and hurriedly said: "Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding. It's just filming, everyone, don't get excited."

Tsunade also came over in an instant, stretched out his hand, and removed the ninja sword on Kisame's neck.Then he frowned and said to both parties:

"Say something if you have something to say."

Kisame heard the words, the murderous intent gradually dissipated, let go of Mr. Fuji, turned to protest to Director Yamamoto:

"After I appeared on the stage, he didn't act according to the script, and his lines were wrong."

"Uh, this..."

When Director Yamamoto heard this, he showed an embarrassed smile, and looked at Mr. Fuji cautiously.

"I'm tired, let's stop here today."

Mr. Fuji said coldly, took a deep look at Kisame, turned around and walked away with a flick of his sleeves.

His two bodyguards also followed without saying a word.

"Ugh."

Director Yamamoto looked at Mr. Fuji's leaving back and sighed.

Then, he turned around and said to Kisame earnestly:

"Mr. Kisame, I don't want to say that you are not good at acting. On the contrary, your villain is too involved in acting. It would be better if you can hold back a little bit. Do you... know what I mean?"

"I see, Director."

Kisame nodded seriously, frowned and pondered for a moment, then said, "You want to tell me that a really good acting skill should be reserved and introverted, and you have to listen to thunder in a silent place. Is that so?"

He really wanted to hone his acting skills further.

Because Kisame believes that using language, facial expressions, and body movements to deceive the enemy is an important part of Unrestricted Taijutsu.

"Well, you got it right."

Director Yamamoto nodded in relief, thinking more and more that Kisame is a natural actor.

It's a pity for such a talented acting seedling to become a little ninja.

Thinking of this, he shook his head regretfully, then turned and walked away.

"Hey."

At this time, Tsunade came up, patted Kisame on the shoulder, and said casually, "Just now, thank you for helping me out."

She is not stupid.

She could see that Kisame deliberately kicked Mr. Fuji's ass with the ball, so that the latter did not take advantage of her.

Oh?

Kisame didn't expect Tsunade to think this way, he was simply too involved in the play, and it was just annoying to watch the protagonist.

Hence the behavior.

However, since Tsunade is acting affectionate, Kisame will not miss this opportunity.

He was not polite at all, so he opened his mouth and took the opportunity to ask Tsunade for benefits:

"I helped you, should you give me something in return?"

69. You have a child

Facing Kisame who asked for benefits as soon as he opened his mouth.

"What return?" Tsunade frowned slightly.

"Do you have any high-level drugs in your place, preferably colorless and odorless, which can make elite superiors unconsciously be recruited and lose their combat effectiveness. Just give me a bottle."

Kisame stared at Tsunade with burning eyes, never forgetting the drug she used to bring down Jiraiya in the original book.

Hearing this, Tsunade snorted coldly:

"I've known for a long time that you have other plans, I don't have that kind of thing."

As soon as he finished speaking, he flicked his golden ponytail and brushed away with Guixier, leaving only a faint scent of a woman hovering in place.

Kisame shook his head, went into the dressing room to change into a suit, and was about to call it a day and go home.

When he passed by the logistics of the crew, he overheard a conversation between two employees.

"That dried persimmon ghost, where did he come to film a movie? He's clearly here to eat. He ate the weight of eight people by himself. He's just a fool." One of them complained.

"Don't prepare a box lunch for him tomorrow, Mr. Fuji personally ordered me when he came to inspect in the afternoon. Starve this guy to death!"

Another person who seemed to have a higher position said coldly.

This crew is too stingy.

Hearing these words, Guixie felt a little displeased. Didn't he just eat a little more than the others, as for that?

Forget it.

Starting tomorrow, let Xue Nu prepare meals at home and deliver them.

Thinking this way, Kisame returned to the seaside villa.

the next day.

After a night, Mr. Fuji seemed to calm down.

He has a movie star dream in his heart, and in order to realize this great dream, he has to temporarily let go of his dissatisfaction with Kisame Kisame.

However, once the movie is finished, the shark guy is useless, and it's time to kill the donkey.

Thinking of this, Mr. Fuji walked past Kisame with a sneer.

The shooting in the morning went very well.

Soon, it was lunch time.

A dining table was set up on the beach, and a luxurious meal delivered from the hotel was served, which made people's index fingers move.

With a smile on his face, Fujiko politely invited Tsunade, Shizune, and Director Yamamoto to have lunch with him.

Tsunade glanced at the crowd, and was surprised to find that Kisame was the only one sitting on a pony in the corner with no food to eat.

"What's going on here?" She turned to the director and asked.

"Maybe there's not enough box lunch today. It's okay, that guy is strong and strong, so it's no big deal to be hungry."

Mr. Fuji gave Kisame a playful look, spoke first, and pulled away the chair next to Tsunade in a gentlemanly manner, making a gesture of please.

Tsunade's expression darkened, and he immediately understood why.

"I'll go over there."

After she left a word, she walked towards Guixier.

"Is it because of what happened yesterday? Mr. Fuji didn't even let you eat. It's a bit too much."

Tsunade came to Kisame and spoke apologetically.

Everything started because of her.

"It's okay, someone brought me food. She's already here."

Kisame said nonchalantly, and waved in a direction not far away.

Oh?

Hearing this, Tsunade looked in the direction Kisame was waving, and sure enough, he saw a young and beautiful white-haired woman rushing to the set with a large wooden basket.

"Slow down, be careful not to fall."

Kisame stood up and went to meet Xue Nu.

"Mr. Kisame, you must be starving."

Seeing that the rest of the crew were eating, Xuenv was apologetic.She has been busy in the kitchen since the morning, and has to take care of the children in the middle, so she came a little late.

"I'm not hungry, but you have worked hard and cooked so many dishes. Have you eaten yet?"

Kisame took the wooden basket and asked about it.

"Well, I've eaten."

Xue Nu nodded quickly, but as soon as she finished saying this, there was a burst of disappointing gurgling in her stomach.

She is too busy to have time to eat.

"Let's eat together."

Kisame showed a smile, lifted the wooden lid of the basket, took out the steaming food from it, and put it on the small table next to it.

Among them, there is also a delicious and fat tender chicken, and a bottle of fragrant shochu.

When Tsunade on the side saw this scene, his eyes lit up and he swallowed.

Soju and tender chicken are her favorite food.

"Would you like to eat together, and call Jing Yin over."

Kisame suddenly extended an invitation to Tsunade.

"Okay."

Tsunade froze for a moment, and readily agreed, Dang even beckoned to Jingyin.

Compared with Mr. Fuji's table of delicacies from mountains and seas, she still prefers this kind of civilian food, drinking wine and eating chicken.

So, a man and three women sat on a small horse and gathered around a small table.

"By the way, this is..."

Tsunade looked at Yukino with curious eyes.

"Let's eat first, the dishes are going to be cold." Guixie helped her open the wine bottle, and the aroma of the wine immediately overflowed.

"Then I'm welcome."

Tsunade didn't ask much, picked up the shochu and took a sip.Then, he broke off a big chicken leg with his hands and gnawed on it with relish.

No lady image.

"Let's start too. Jing Yin, eat what you like, don't be restrained."

Ghost Shark opened his mouth and picked up a piece of chicken breast and put it in his mouth.

The reason why he specially asked Yukino to prepare shochu and tender chicken was to attract Tsunade, a big foodie.

And the reason why he invited Tsunade and Shizune to dinner was because he put laxatives in advance in Mr. Fuji's big meal.