Ninja World: I'm a persimmon, a ghost, and I'm not a human anymore

He is obviously a muscular man, but his body is not stiff at all, but very soft, even more flexible than a woman.

"What are you going to teach me?"

Tsunade asked curiously.

"I will teach you many kinds of movements, but they have a common name - yoga."

Kisame uttered a word that made Tsunade feel mysterious and unfamiliar.

"Yoga? What's that?"

"It is a relatively static way of fitness. Practicing every day can help you calm your mind and body, and forget about pain and unhappiness."

Kisame explained, and suggested, "Let's get started, explaining while doing the movements will help you understand faster."

5 minute later.

"is that so?"

Tsunade knelt on the mat in a crawling position, touching the ground on both hands and knees.She raised her buttocks, raised her head to look up at the ghost in front of her, and asked suspiciously.

This somewhat shameful action made her wonder if Kisame was playing tricks on her on purpose.

"Yes, very standard. This action is called the cat-cow pose, and it is a must-do action for beginners to practice yoga."

Kisame checked Tsunade's posture, and after confirming that there was nothing wrong, she continued to explain to her, "Remember, inhaling, raising the head, and raising the buttocks is the cow pose, and exhaling, bowing the head, and curling the tailbone is the cat pose. Now follow me , do eight sets of this action."

After speaking, he walked to the mat next to him and demonstrated seriously.

Seeing Kisame being so serious, Tsunade couldn't say anything more, and followed him through this set of exercises.

"Okay, next move."

Kisame continued to teach.

Next, he taught Tsunade successively—bridge pose, plow pose, double-angle pose, downward dog pose, cobra pose, butterfly pose, happy baby pose and other classic yoga moves.

During this period, Jing Yin and Xue Nu were also attracted, watching curiously.

Many of the movements and postures made them blush.

However, when the two heard Kisame say that practicing yoga can eliminate fat, tighten the skin, and shape a good figure, they were also moved.

Women love beauty.

"I'm exhausted!"

After finishing the last pose, Tsunade yelled and lay down on the mat without a trace.Her chest heaved violently, and she was dripping with sweat.

78. Do you think I can practice fairy art?

"That's all for today's practice."

Kisame stood up from the mat, walked up to Tsunade, and told her, "When you go back tonight, remember to review these movements before going to bed. I will check my homework tomorrow."

"Is this thing really useful?"

Tsunade sat up from the mat, expressing doubts that he was wasting his time.

"It's okay to be too impatient. Even learning a ninjutsu takes a lot of time, let alone this kind of exercise for self-cultivation?"

After finishing these words with a serious face, Kisame turned around and walked into the house.

the next day.

After the filming of the crew is over.

"You came."

In the yard, Kisame looked at Tsunade in surprise.

He thought she was hot for 3 minutes and would not come again today.

"I practiced the movements you taught me last night and this morning, and it seems...it really has some effect. After the practice, I feel calm and relaxed."

Tsunade frowned, expressing his feelings truthfully.

"It seems that you are very talented in practicing yoga."

Kisame nodded and commented.

"What did we practice today, is it still the same posture as yesterday?"

While talking, Tsunade took the initiative to pick up the mat and spread it on the ground.

"of course not."

Kisame shook his head, "What I taught you yesterday was just basic basic movements at the entry level. Next, there are more difficult advanced postures."

"Then let's get started." Tsunade urged, full of anticipation.

In this way, Kisame became Tsunade's fitness trainer.

Due to the impact of the tsunami, the filming progress of the crew was postponed again, but this also gave Tsunade enough time to learn yoga skills with Kisame.

Over the past few days, she has followed Kisame's guidance and lived regularly every day, practicing yoga morning and evening.

During this process, Tsunade found that her mentality had really calmed down a lot, and she was no longer as irritable as before.

Although it is said that there is still not much hope for the distance to overcome blood phobia, at least she has gradually learned to control her body and mind like Kisame.

Her visits to the casinos in town have also decreased significantly.

To get rid of a bad lifestyle, the best way is not to force yourself to quit, but to replace it with another good lifestyle.

This is what Kisame told her.

A week later.

After more than three months, the filming of "Mad Shark on the Beach" has finally come to a successful conclusion.

Tonight, there will be a grand celebration banquet at the hotel.After that, the crew who have lived together for three months will temporarily part ways.

Kisame got his own salary of 500 million taels.

He was carrying a suitcase full of banknotes, ready to go home, explain to Xuenv, and set off early tomorrow morning to rush back to Wuyin Village.

As for the celebration dinner, he was not interested in attending it.

at this time.

Tsunade found Kisame.

"Well... these days, thank you for teaching me yoga. Although those poses are shameful, they really work."

She blushed slightly and thanked Kisame.

"If you really want to thank me, you should give me something more practical."

Kisame was not polite at all, as always, he reached out to ask for favors from Tsunade.

"You bastard, what a disappointment."

Tsunade's face suddenly collapsed, and the little affection he had finally had for Kisame these days disappeared again.

She snorted coldly, took out a bottle of colorless and odorless potion from her pocket, and handed it to him:

"This is the high-level drug you want. I have done many experiments with Jiraiya before I successfully developed it. The amount here is enough to make ten jounin lose their fighting power."

When Guixier heard the words, his eyes lit up immediately, and he took the potion.

Finally got my hands on this thing.

In this way, all he wanted from Tsunade was the last piece of information.

But also the most important one.

thought here.

"I'm curious about something, and I've always wanted to ask you for advice."

He stopped Tsunade, lowered his posture and asked her, "I heard... When the first generation of Hokage pacified the Ninja world, the weapon used was a great sword handed down from the Senshou clan, which is more powerful than the Seven Ninja Swords of our Wuyin Village. Much more powerful, is it true?"

"Hmph, of course."

Tsunade clasped her arms across her chest, looking proud.

"Then why haven't I seen you use it? As the granddaughter of the first Hokage, you should have inherited that sword, right?" Kisame asked.

"Why are you asking this?"

Tsunade glanced at Kisame, and immediately became vigilant, always feeling that the other party was plotting something wrong again.

However, she still replied indifferently:

"That thing is clumsy and heavy. I'm not used to it, and I don't want to carry a big scroll around all day. So I put it in the wet bone forest together with the storage scroll."

Wet Bone Forest.

When Guixie heard these three words, his pupils shrank, and his eyes became even smaller.

The wet bone forest, far away from the ninja world, is the place where the slug fairy lives.

Among the three holy places, the wet bone forest has always been the most mysterious, with no mountain or dew.Except for Tsunade, the contractor, I am afraid that there is no second person in the entire ninja world who knows where it is and how to get there.

Tsunade put the ancestral scroll and great sword of the Senju Clan there, it couldn't be safer.

That's why she dared to casually tell Gui Shark this information.

"Why, you seem to be very interested in the wet bone forest, have you heard of the slug fairy and fairy art?"

Tsunade liked to see Kisame's surprised look, and couldn't help but tease him.

"I heard the third Mizukage-sama mention it by chance. He once said with emotion that the three holy lands signed psychic contracts with Konoha Sannin respectively, allowing Konoha Village to monopolize the powerful fairy art. It really does not give other ninja villages a way out."

Kisame made it up casually.

"Bullshit."

Tsunade sneered, and sneered at this kind of rhetoric, "The immortals of the three holy places have used their own methods to select candidates suitable for practicing immortal arts from the whole ninja world since a long time ago. We, Konoha Sannin, have never monopolized immortal arts. , but the other people's aptitude is too poor to pass the test."

"Oh? Then I would like to ask Master Tsunade, what qualifications do you need to practice immortality?"

Kisame followed her words and asked curiously.

"Since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you mercifully. Cough cough..."

Tsunade cleared his throat and showed off his knowledge to Kisame.

"First of all, the cultivator must have a huge chakra far beyond ordinary people. Only in this way will he not be swallowed by the natural energy of the Holy Land."

"Secondly, practitioners must learn to calm down and comprehend the technique of 'not moving', so that the mind is as still as water. It is impossible for an impatient person to learn fairy arts."

Speaking of this, Tsunade was a little annoyed, because she was the impatient person.

"In the end, only with the perseverance to never give up and a strong will can one become a real immortal. This is the truth my grandfather once told me."

After saying this, Tsunade was suddenly taken aback, staring at Kisame.

Huge chakra.

A state of mind that is as still as still water.

Perseverance and strong willpower that never give up.

These three points, the guy in front of him... seems to have all of them, perfectly meeting the conditions for practicing immortal arts.

"Do you think I can practice immortality?"

Ghost shark really asked.

79, the first to strike first

For Ghost Shark.

If he can really learn the fairy art of the wet bone forest through this woman Tsunade, then he will make a lot of money.

After all, Xianshu is a cultivation system independent of Chakra, and its upper limit is enough to cause damage to the powerhouse of the sixth level.

It just so happens that he has the conditions to practice immortality, so why not pursue this powerful power?