The man who got into the cute daily show

"I am the little evil god, your supreme master, I am the one who summoned you from the abyss and hell, remember to thank me well, as your noble master, from today onwards, you will serve me Now, all interests must be based on me..."

"This room is so small, where is it, what year is it now, what do you want from me."

"Ahhh, don't interrupt others. I haven't even finished speaking, you have a lot of questions about Barabara, am I the master, or are you the master? A servant should behave like a servant, and you are not allowed to interrupt. Break the words of the master, be careful I will punish you, hum."

"My name is Yan Baying. I specialize in reincarnation, rebirth, and time travel. I am a man who often comes and goes without a trace due to various force majeure."

"—what, what?"

"I can fulfill your wish. Do you have any difficulties and need my help? I am a person who likes to make friends. Since you and I are destined, I might as well listen to your wish, poor snake girl."

Come true, my wish?

The dazed little evil god heard such a wonderful thing.

However, as a servant, it is natural to go through fire and water for the master. It seems that I have summoned a good thing. I did not expect that I, a demon, can also summon a powerful servant.

This man is great!

"You said, you want to fulfill my wish, right?"

"Yes."

"Then, I'll ask you to help me kill someone. My wish is very simple, it's just a matter of little effort."

murder?

As soon as Yan Baying heard this, most of Yan Baying's original enthusiasm faded away. It's such a boring thing, it's another boring world, and it's another person who is blinded by love, hatred, power desire, etc. Guy with both eyes and conscience.

It doesn't matter if you make friends or something.

Yan Baying immediately lay lazily on his side on the tatami mat in the room, and found a pile of snacks not far away, wait a minute, smelling the aroma, he also found a pudding in the refrigerator, what luck.

It seems that this is a modern world, and I haven't returned to this kind of world for a long time.

"...Hey, why did you bastard lie on the ground without authorization and eat my potato chips and pudding, give me a reasonable explanation, otherwise I will commit the following crime, but don't blame your master, I am not good to you You're welcome."

"Stop talking nonsense, just you?"

My goodness, what an insolent and disrespectful guy.

The little evil god was dumbfounded, and he clenched his fists unconsciously, "My pudding, my potato chips, my Coke, these, these... I just bought them today, and I'm going to take a shower Finally, I enjoyed it while reading comics, you damn..., damn..., oh..."

Anger is almost full.

"Ah, I can't take it, you bastard, go to hell, let's release the nirvana early today, even if you mistake the target, you should die! ——[Little Evil Sauce One hit kills and kicks]! Ou La la la la la!"

The Cthulhu and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen and the Eight Eagles Who Hang Wang Yan: Chapter 2 What is the strong feeling of Lily Ling

The nirvana that is crazy and cool, the little evil sauce flying kick appears!

With a backhand grab, Yan Baying's hand easily caught the little evil god that fell from the sky, and the special move appeared, but failed at the same speed.

With a slight pinch, the little evil god's screams immediately rang out.

"Ah, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"

She slapped the floor quickly, begging for mercy like a wrestler surrendering, is it really a powerful creature summoned by her, the evil god and demon king, this bastard is so powerful, feel carefully , This guy's is probably bigger than Lily Ling's.

Yan Baying let her go, and continued to eat as if nothing had happened.

He is still upright, and in front of the little evil god, he showed a contented and happy expression. Sure enough, when it comes to snacks, they are still delicious in modern times. They are better than those fresh dried meat, dried salted fish, cheese, overnight grapes, etc. Preserved watermelon is much better.

"—I say you!"

Damn it, when did her little evil god suffer such humiliation?

"I order you as the master, immediately put down the snacks in your hands, and then apologize to me, kneel in front of me, and apologize in the most sincere tone, do you hear me, otherwise don't blame me for being rude! Ugh!—I’m so pissed off! (Head of the Evil God)”

"You have it, you, you can't beat me, so save yourself."

"I think you think that this evil god doesn't show his power, so just treat me as a sick snake, don't force me to use the little evil god flying kick version 2.12, wow, you almost finished eating my potato chips, damn it, no more! Eat it, don't eat it!"

Without hesitation, make a decisive decision.

The impatient little evil god rushed up immediately, and entangled Yan Baying with a pole dance while lying on the ground, and the slippery snake tail wrapped around Yan Baying's body in no time. Face contact finally made Yan Baying a little panicked.

"No, you, what are you doing, go down!"

"You bastard, give me back the potato chips, give me back the Coke, give me back my pudding!"

"I met it, hey hey hey, I met it, I saw it, I touched it, I said you snake girl..., hey hey hey..., if you continue like this, I will be really rude."

"Compared to these, I will definitely kill you today, oh, you bastard, my potato chips, my coke, woo woo woo..."

Seeing that his most precious good things were all ruined, tears, snot, saliva and so on all flowed out unconvincingly, the little evil god was heartbroken, the key was that he still couldn't beat this bastard, so he could only give in temporarily.

"Damn it, don't..."

These damned dirty things were all wiped on Yan Baying's Lolita flower dress, no, it's not his clothes.

Didn't he just eat some snacks? It's like killing his father and enemy. Right now, he's still tightly wrapped around his body, like a bullshit plaster, which can't be torn apart. Yan Baying starts to have a headache, and This expression of his happened to be seen by the little evil god.

Immediately, he had a plan, and cried even harder.

"Well, I'll buy it for you later, and I'll buy it for you again, isn't it okay?"

"Really?"

"a man of his words."

"Will you really buy ten copies for me?"

"What the hell? I didn't say..."

"Whoa whoa whoa."

"Good good."

Yan Baying surrendered, but the moment he agreed, the little evil god who had finally succeeded in his plot instantly revived on the spot, and left him, with his condescending hands on his waist, laughing loudly, "Idiot, idiot, this But you said it yourself, everything you ate just now will be paid back to me tenfold."

The feeling of unhappiness came up in an instant.

"Oh, then I won't buy it."

"—Ah?" The little evil god was stunned for a moment, "You don't know how to speak, don't you? No way, you promised me with your own mouth just now, you can't go back on your word! Are you still a man like that? Didn't you say something? Is it hard for a gentleman to chase after a word. You bastard, devil, and dishonest scum."

"I seem to have seen some puddings and desserts in the refrigerator just now."

"——What! Ahhh, no, no, those are all for Bai Heling."

Just as Yan Baying was about to stand up, the little evil god jumped on him like a hungry wolf, and got entangled with him on the tatami.

……

And just at this moment, the sound of opening the door suddenly sounded from the entrance, and a petite girl with twin ponytails walked in. As soon as she reached the entrance, she clearly saw Yan Ba, who was tangle crazily in the room. The eagle and the little evil god.

A bewildered expression immediately covered the girl's face.

--Snapped.

Even the shopping bag in his hand fell subconsciously.

"Ah, Baiheling is back."

The little evil god instantly felt a cold and murderous aura, froze his movements, twisted his neck mechanically, and looked at Garden Lily Ling at the entrance. Staring at her, never taking his eyes off her.

"Oh? What a cute girl."

Yan Baying gave the score that men would give.

It took a full minute for Bai Heling's thoughts to turn a little bit, but the murderous aura emanating from her body became more and more intense.

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what did she see?

In the past, the damned little evil god took advantage of her absence to bring back a man he didn't know from outside for the first time, and even put him on her own close-fitting dress, which was not only dirty and wrinkled, The two are still so close, shamelessly in the room, hugging each other, rolling around.

"Xie Shen Jiang, I thought you were just a naughty kid who was useless but not too much. However, you really impressed me today, and you started hooking up strange boys outside, and you are so aboveboard Bring the other party into his own home, my home."

"Baiheling, you, you, you..., listen to my explanation, he..., not me..., this..."

Woo, it's scary.

"You'd better think of something, after I vent my emotions."

A gleaming machete appeared in Bai Heling's hand in an instant, and the strong emotion in her heart was the intent to kill a certain snake!

The little evil god immediately separated from Yan Baying, anxious and anxious.

"Damn it, now that all the actions have been exposed, then I won't pretend anymore, I'm going to show my cards." The little evil spirit smiled back in anger, calmed down and raised his chest, facing the evil spirit with a proud face, " That's right, I brought this man here, hehehehe, hahaha, Baiheling, your time of death has come. Go,——Yan Baying, it's up to you! Kill her for me!"

"Ah, what were you talking about just now?"

Just slipping to the side of the refrigerator, Yan Baying opened the door, took out the pudding from inside, and looked sideways at the little evil god.

The atmosphere suddenly stiffened.

The Cthulhu and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen and the Hanging King Yan Baying: Chapter 3 Yan Baying is a man who does whatever he wants

Obviously, Yan Baying, who hadn't figured out the situation, skillfully took out the pudding from the refrigerator, and started to eat it. Of course, he also noticed the faint look in the eyes of the girl with twin ponytails, gradually losing friendliness.

"Mr. I don't know how to call it. What you are holding in your hand is my pudding. Can you please stop eating the contents of other people's refrigerators in other people's homes without permission?"

"Sorry, sorry..."

Saying this, Yan Baying smiled, but he didn't intend to stop at all. Bai Heling watched helplessly as the other party ate up her share of pudding.

Oh, but it's a good habit to put it in the trash can after eating.

"Cthulhu, you really have no vision. You found a bad boy. Is that why birds of a feather flock together?"

"—too much!"

But looking at this matter until now, Bai Heling, who is still ignorant of what a powerful and terrifying helper she has summoned, is about to die, so let her be arrogance for the last time, anyway, she is about to die pitifully ,Hahaha.

A smug smile immediately burst out from the mouth of the little evil god with one hand on his hip and one hand on his orchid finger in the way of a queen's triple smile.

"Hey, servant over there, since you've eaten up all my snacks, you have to work hard for me! Now, your target is right in front of your eyes, go and kill her, it will be easy for you.— —What a pity, Baihe Ling, I just accept your life!"

It's super wonderful.

I saw it, I saw it, the little evil god had completely seen that Bai Heling could not survive or die under the ravages of this man, and in the end he could only crawl all the way under her body, with begging eyes, desperately Begging her.

[I was wrong, evil sauce, please forgive me, please, I really know I was wrong.Either you simply kill me, no, don't torture me so painfully.It's so uncomfortable, this kind of pain is really tormenting, evil sauce! ... woo woo]

"—Hee hee hee!"

"Oh, I haven't seen you for a while and I'm starting to get carried away again." Bai Heling entered the hallway first, put away her shoes, and looked at Yan Baying, "I don't know what to call you, my name is Huayuan Lily Ling, please excuse me Advise."

"Oh, my name is Yan Baying."

"What about the unusual name, is it really a foreigner?"

"Professional reincarnated reincarnation traveler of the Celestial Dynasty, proficient in various martial arts gossip formations, can go up to the kitchen, go down to the hall, and have all the internal organs!"

"It seems very powerful. When we meet for the first time, please sit down. It's not good to stand all the time."

Putting down the shopping bag, Bai Heling thoughtfully took out the low table, and sat on the tatami facing Yan Baying. Uh huh, if you take a closer look, this foreigner named Yan Baying unexpectedly looks different. Like a bad guy, he might be much better than the evil sauce.

"I ate your pudding just now, and I will pay you back."

"It's okay, just deduct it from the Evil God Sauce." Realizing that something seemed to be missing, Bai Heling turned to the little Evil God who was still motionless in the decisive battle pose just now, and said, "All the guests are welcome!" Come here, hurry up and pour tea, it's very impolite."

"Oh oh oh."

The hot black tea was brought out skillfully immediately.

Wait!

its not right!

"I said Yan Baying, you stinky bastard. I asked you to kill Baiheling. The purpose of my summoning you out was not to give me another guest to serve with black tea. Go and kill me!" Her. Otherwise, I will kill you first, what is going on with you servant, I am obviously the master, why don't you listen to me!"

Damn, hate, hate.

Doesn't this damn Huaxia Cult have any insurance settings to force servants to be obedient? Isn't there such a broken third-rate summoning magic circle, there is no such thing as a command spell, one or even one!

"So that's it, Xie Shen Jiang, Yan Baying was summoned by you."

Lily Ling on the side suddenly turned cold.

The little evil god's tail trembled in shock.