The man who got into the cute daily show

This divination booth is by far the most distinctive. The female stall owner, covered in black robes, claims to be a top prophet who travels around the world. She gave two people a helmet that looks like a VR device. Wrong, the divination used is the unprecedented VR divination!

At that moment, the little evil god, who was placed in the future for an instant, saw everything that happened in the next hundred years.

The natal chocolates she sent to each other out of pranks seemed to open a Pandora's box. Yan Baying and Bai Heling who received the chocolates actually started to think about it seriously.

A month later, the two officially dated.

Since then, Yan Baying has never slept with the little evil god again. In the center of the room, lying in Yan Baying's arms at night, has become Bai Heling's peaceful sleeping face with a smile on her lips.

A year later, the two got married.

On the day of the wedding ceremony, Little Evil God and Medusa put on the most beautiful bridesmaid wedding dresses, and with the blessings of all relatives and friends, they clapped hands and celebrated this festive moment in the church with their own eyes. Little Evil God shed tears, There is an inexplicable bitterness.

The wedding photos of the two freeze a moment of happiness.

Two years later, Yan Baying and Bai Heling's daughter was born.

It is said that on the day my daughter was born, two circling eagles mysteriously appeared above the hospital. They croaked, flew, and miraculously stopped at the edge of the window of the ward, quietly looking into the room, sitting on the hospital bed Lily Ling on the board.

"Choose a name for the child, Bell."

"This child seems to follow his father, why not call him Yan Shuangying."

"Double Eagle? Doesn't sound like a girl's name."

"I think it's cute, let's call it this, hehe."

"Well, I hope she likes the name her mother gave herself."

"I will like it, you can see that she likes it very much."

Bai Heling pointed at her sleeping daughter, her smile changed.

Yan Baying chose to remain silent about this.

The life after marriage began to revolve around the rhythm of the little daughter. At this time, the little evil god has also officially become the full-time nanny of this stinky brat. Whenever there is any movement, crying, etc. at night, the little evil god has to work hard to get up Go take care of this little devil.

The little evil god, who was exhausted to death, was obviously still a girl of several thousand years old, but he had to endure pain that this age should not have to bear.

Twenty years later, the adult and independent daughter finally took the initiative to leave the care and care of her parents. She resolutely went to her father's motherland and boarded the plane to China for the first time.

And there, she spent her entire life creating an immortal and legendary life that could be recorded in the annals of history.

"Hmph, after all, I am the daughter of my parents, how could I embarrass my parents!"

On that day, the daughter who stood at the top said so.

at the same time.

On the other side, Yan Baying and Bai Heling, who still stayed in the old apartment, slowly grew old together, holding each other's hand, and lived an ordinary but peaceful life day after day. Your tolerance and understanding are the reasons for happiness.

More than 70 years later, the little evil spirit was filled with mixed emotions. She stood in front of the two tombstones in the cemetery, shed silent tears, and put down a bouquet of flowers. After all these years, she is still so Young, as ever.

But after being together day and night for so many years, the two most important people in her entire life have left.

Are you going back to the Demon Realm?

It should be something to be happy about, but why..., why can't she laugh at all.

Looking up to the sky and feeling disappointed, this world has suddenly become without nostalgia, it really has no meaning at all.

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Ok, the divination is over.

Isn't this thing intentionally used to deceive people?The moment he took off his helmet, the little evil god was almost fooled into it. It was a damn hard life, but in the end, it ended up helping those two with laundry and cooking for the rest of their lives!

"Hmph, by the way, Medusa, what did you see in the future?"

"I, I, I..." Medusa, who was asked the question suddenly, stuttered for a while, blushing suddenly, surrounded by girly pink shy and heart-warming backgrounds, she held her face in her hands, Unbelievably said, "I'm a mother now."

"—Ah!?" The little evil god exploded instantly, furious, "Which bastard is it! Tell me quickly, otherwise today's business will never end!!!"

"Yes, it's Mr. Yataka, because it's really hard to refuse. At that time..., then..., and finally..., we will get married in the future, and we will love each other for a lifetime."

Click.

The strength of the little evil god's hand instantly pinched a crack on the helmet.

"Ahh, customer, don't damage my products!"

"Whispering! - Fake and shoddy things, what are you dragging, believe it or not, I will report you right now!"

Hmph, sure enough, it's a lie.

[Actually, Medusa also saw another future. The one who stood in the church where she got married that day, she and the evil sauce, Lily Ling, were both wearing wedding dresses, standing beside Hachitaka, and the four of them lived together for a lifetime. There are also a lot of children. 】

【With Yataka's help, Lily Ling has become as long-lived as their demons. 】

[Because I feel that the evil sauce will be angry when I say it, Medusa hides it in her heart very wisely. 】

The Cthulhu and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen and the Eight Eagles of the King Yan: Chapter 40 Only by summing up experience can the battle become more courageous

The prank on Valentine's Day was forced to be suspended.

But the sequelae of divination still left some on the little evil god. That night, she couldn't fall asleep for a long time. In the dark closet, she turned to face Yan Baying, looking at the other's still stupid and arrogant sleeping side. Yan, thoughtful.

Indeed, the human life span is no more than 100 years.

Even if she didn't do anything, before she knew it, Bai Heling and Yan Baying would go to their graves obediently.

Is it really good for her just like this?

do nothing?It is obviously a powerful demon, but after being summoned by humans, it shouts and drinks, but does nothing?This is too embarrassing for the devil, it can't be done, how can time let time do it for the person who decides to kill herself.

"Yan Baying, I really want to kill you with my own hands, promise me, let me kill you?"

The little evil god in the dark, talking to himself.

She also took the initiative to take Yan Baying's hand, and secretly helped the other party with a military salute, then muttered in a low voice, and answered for the other party, "I see, please allow me to die at the hands of the great evil sauce It would be a great honor for me.”

"Really, is that so, hehehe, there is really nothing I can do about you."

Once some things become delusional, even if you know it is delusional, you will feel very good.

Since you want to die in my hands so much, then I will fulfill you.

The little evil god immediately became complacent, and his expression in the dark also became ferocious, showing his two small fangs, his right hand clenched into a fist, and the movement of accumulating power was ready to go.

"It's impossible for you who are asleep to resist my attack. Let me, the little evil god, give you a serious punch and send you to heaven. Compared to dying as an old man in the future, it's better to die by my side now. Hahaha, hehehe, that liar fortune teller really thought that this evil god would wait until the day when these two people died of old age, and I even went to the cemetery to visit and send flowers? I was so happy that it was too late Well, just like it is now, I can’t wait to kill it on the spot..."

"—It's so noisy!"

Yan Baying, who woke up suddenly, punched Wing Chun with a fist close to his body, and instantly punched the little evil god's soft abdomen.

This punch is full of inner strength, thick and round.

The little evil god was severely injured in an instant, his eyes became confused, and his mouth was so stunned that he couldn't utter a complete sentence.

"I can't sleep well in the middle of the night, chattering next to me, what do you want to do?"

In the darkness, Yan Baying, who suddenly yelled in a low voice and sat up in surprise, had a face-to-face and super-close death stare with the little evil god.

"I, I can't sleep."

"Really, do you need my help?"

"I think, maybe it's not necessary, I will try my best to fall asleep."

"No, you look like you want to help."

"It's all said and done."

"Since you want my help so much, then I'll help you once."

"I obviously didn't say..."

Another punch hit the bull's-eye, and the little evil god, who instantly bowed into a shrimp, fell down with a bang.

Don't lie, obviously you just want to take the opportunity to fix her up.

this lunatic...

"Cthulhu, do you want to sleep now?"

"You are a lunatic." The little evil god exhausted all his last strength, made his last resistance, adhered to the principle that he could not lose, scolded the other party, and then rolled his eyes up as he wished, Burp on the spot.

The hunting plan at night failed again.

On the second day, the little evil god finally summed up a valuable experience in his diary. During the night attack, he should talk as little as possible, otherwise he will wake up the other party and make the other party angry. Will fail, remember, remember.

……

There is a famous saying that goes well, soft is not enough, we have to be hard.

Now the little evil god knows that if he fights recklessly, the chance of being able to kill Yan Baying is not very high. If he forces the final duel, it will probably become a situation where both sides will suffer.Once it really becomes like that, Bai Heling will become the biggest beneficiary.

So she decided to give the other party something different.

Hee hee hee……

On this day, Baiheling and Yan Baying were not around, the doorbell rang from the entrance, and as soon as the door was opened, Medusa's figure walked in, "Cthulhu sauce, I'm here to play."

"You're so late."

"I haven't seen you for so many days, and the air conditioner is actually installed in the room. It's so cool."

"Hmph, it's amazing. I asked Yan Baying to pay for it. He will do what I say."

"Really, it seems that Yataka cares about you very much."

Medusa's smile became a little far-fetched, and the little evil god waved her hand indifferently.

"Not caring, this is what he should do as a servant, heh heh."

These minutiae are all indifferent. Compared with the next thing, the little evil god is better than the air conditioner. The little evil god's smile became sinister, and she noticed the small bag in Medusa's hand.

"So, have you brought everything I want?"

"Well, let's just buy it back."

"Then give it to me quickly."

"Wait a moment!"

The appearance of the little evil god stretching out his hand impatiently, really caught Medusa's attention.

"What are you doing, give it to me quickly."

"Xie Shen Jiang, you have to tell me first what you are going to use for buying demon pesticides. As far as I know, there are no demon plants that need to use these pesticides around here. These are all poisonous. If you don't use them It can be dangerous if you're careful."

"What else can highly toxic pesticides be used for? Kill people, pour them into water glasses, pour them into canned drinks, smear the edges of rice bowls..."

Quite a natural tone.

"I knew it!" Medusa immediately hugged the little bag in her arms tightly, "No, evil sauce, you can't do such a bad thing, you will go to hell if you do it."

"Stop talking nonsense, give it to me quickly, why go to hell, I just want to go back to hell!"

After speaking, the little evil god wanted to snatch it, and he directly moved towards Medusa, with his arms wide open, and the hungry wolf pounced on it.

An operation is as fierce as a tiger.

Haha, grab it, grab it!

Medusa is indeed Medusa, no matter how much a weak chicken resists, it is still a weak chicken. If you want to resist her, it will be thousands of years too early. Like a victor, the little evil god took out the painting from his bag. The bottle of highly poisonous pesticides in the demon world with the death skull looked down at the loser Medusa on the ground.

"Cthulhu, stop, don't continue like this."

"Stupid, it's late, it's late from the moment you enter the door."

"Why does that like to do bad things..."

"Hmph, use highly poisonous pesticides to kill Yan Baying and Baiheling, Medusa, you'd better be acquainted, because you bought this pesticide, and you gave it to me. Said, if the matter is exposed, you are the first mastermind! The mastermind! And the most direct instigator of the whole incident!"

"Cthulhu, stop it, Yataka and Baiheling will be angry when they find out."

"It's okay. At that time, I said that you did it well. I don't know anything. I'm still playing games in the game hall."

So cool, it was the perfect crime!

Even if some kid wearing glasses came to look for the truth, hehe, he still couldn't tell who was the real murderer.

The truth without the truth is also a kind of truth.