The man who got into the cute daily show

She couldn't say anything anymore, she could only baa baa baa, making a confused sound intermittently.

"..." Lily Ling

"You've finished washing."

"The room is a bit dirty, so it's not easy to walk in. Next time, take some protective measures. Just don't dirty the floor."

"It's true that the tatami was a little dirty accidentally. If you want to rest now, I can clean it."

"Suddenly I feel that the room has become very interesting. Let's just keep it like this for a while, Yataka, go take a shower first, and you can do it later." Bai Heling unexpectedly liked this style. To a touch of art.

After Yan Baying went to take a bath, Bai Heling walked in front of the little evil gods piled up in the corner.

At a glance, it's all mosaics.

"Ah, ah, ah."

Xiao Xie Shen stretched out a helpless hand to her incoherently, and Bai Heling responded.

however……

Just when she thought that Bai Heling would pull herself up and greet her with concern, she never expected that Bai Heling took out her mobile phone and took pictures of her with great interest. The flickering flashing lights, and Bai Heling's gloomy and weird [hey hey hey] funny smile, created the little evil god's nightmare.

these two people.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! ! !

The rebirth took the little evil god a full two hours, so that after the lights were turned off that night, the little evil god lying on the bed turned his back to Yan Baying the whole time, and would let out a cold snort from time to time to express his love Dissatisfaction, and emotions that are still angry.

"If you don't sleep well, if you make a fuss again, I'll take your skull off and use it as a job."

"Are you a demon! It's too scary!"

"Kidding."

"It's not funny at all!"

"Hahaha……"

"Don't laugh! I'm so miserable, you guys still laugh at me and bully me, damn it, one day, I will definitely kill you two! Absolutely!!!"

"Okay, sleep well, if you are disobedient, what I said just now is not joking with you." Yan Baying laughed halfway, and the smile disappeared instantly, "Do you think I really never did such a thing?"

"..."

The honest and well-behaved little evil god is a good boy who likes to sleep peacefully.

Don't make a lot of noise while sleeping, otherwise the skull will not fall off. ——Excerpted from the diary of the little evil god.

……

On the third day after life returned to normal, the little evil god accidentally found a special beautiful prayer blessing when packing the luggage that the two of them had brought back. The exquisite handwork can almost be seen at a glance. This is carefully made by hand, stitch by stitch.

She took this and looked at Baihe Ling.

"What is this?"

"...." At first, Baiheling was reluctant to answer, until the little evil god stared at her non-stop, then Baiheling gave up and replied in a low voice, "You can't see the picture on the top?" Characters, pray for blessings."

"Of course I know, so I asked you what you were praying for."

"I don't really feel like answering."

"Tell me there won't be a piece of meat missing, what's the matter? Say it quickly, say it quickly..." Maybe because she was forced to do nothing, Bai Heling bit the bullet and explained, "It was forced by the family. Give it to me, and keep the mother and child safe."

"—Ah? Where are the mother and child?"

Strange, why send this kind of thing.

It's just that Bai Heling's face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye after hearing the words, and Yan Baying, who was still reading comics, couldn't help but become embarrassed, "Ahem, I'm going to the convenience store."

He slipped away, shamefully slipped away.

Bai Heling remained silent and didn't speak any more, her face flushed.

"I don't understand at all, who are you going to give it to?" Only the little evil god refused to let go, and directly put his face in front of Bai Heling, asking the bottom line, thinking hard.

Oh oh oh!Suddenly, she seemed to understand something.

A meaningful and funny expression instantly appeared on her face, and she stared at Bai Heling intently.

Baiheling became more anxious, and became a little angry.

"Tsk tsk tsk, it seems that your parents are really worried too much. This kind of prayer is useless at all, isn't it? Keep the mother and child safe? If you insist, your family should pray desperately for the safety of your children. After all, there are You cruel and bad parents, just want to survive, it is already very difficult. The beginning is hell difficulty, life is dark, too miserable, hahaha."

"Oh, really."

"Eh? What's wrong with you, you don't look very well."

"Cthulhu, you seem to like this look of praying for blessings." Bai Heling instantly grabbed the little Cthulhu's neck with great strength, allowing her to struggle desperately, her tail twitching, "Really, is it, since you If you like it so much, how about I engrave a prayer blessing on your body, I will do it too, it will be very beautiful, hehehe."

"No, no!!!!"

Sure enough, we should pray for the safety of our children! ——Little Evil God

Picture: "Study hard", location: "Images/1599842758-100186750-105980134.jpg"

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The Evil God and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen and the Eight Eagles who Hang Wang Yan: Chapter 68 What is the real reason for the frequent pranks?

Bai Heling is an excellent woman who keeps her promises. On that day, a lifelike blessing was really engraved on the belly of the little evil god Bai Huahua.

So much so that when Medusa came to play with her later, she almost didn't recover.

"Cthulhu, what's that on your stomach? It's cute."

"Pray for blessing."

"Pray for what?"

"Mother and child are safe..."

"Hey! When did Cthulhu become a mother without me knowing?" At that moment, what Medusa felt was an unprecedented blow and shock, and bitter tears came out immediately, the little girl The evil god didn't bother to say anything more, "I won't become a mother, idiot."

"really?"

"Why am I lying to you? Will you give me money?"

"Great, it scared the hell out of me."

"I always feel that something is wrong with you. I'm in a bad mood today. Lend me some money. I'll go to the game hall to change my mood. Otherwise, what do you think I called you out for? After you give me the money, you can leave. "

"Oh, I see."

In the room, Medusa, who was about to pay for it, immediately saw Yan Baying walking over, and slammed a fist on the head of the little evil god, with a bang, clear and loud, "Evil god sauce, I Didn't I just give you pocket money?"

"It's okay to borrow a little money."

The little evil god with a guilty conscience protected his head. If he had known earlier, he would not have said such things in the room. He forgot that Yan Baying was still by his side. Although Bai Heling had gone out, sometimes this guy was not as good as her discipline. Lily Ling is almost as strict.

"Besides, Medusa didn't say anything."

"How dare you talk back!"

"Wow, I'm going to be beaten again!"

The little evil god was so frightened that he ran away, and hid directly behind Medusa. Medusa, who was lying between the two of them, was a bit difficult to do. On one side was Yan Baying who was preaching, and on the other was the little evil god who needed protection and care.

"Medusa, refuse when it's time to refuse, don't keep lending her money." Yan Baying said bluntly.

"But, in case you really need help."

"No matter how much money you give, she will only spend it all in a bad place, and you will be the only one who gets hurt in the end."

"I believe in the evil sauce."

"..." Yan Baying

The little evil god, who was successfully cared for, slowly poked half of her head out from behind Medusa, and a smug mocking smile appeared on her face in an instant, hehehe, look, look, these are amazing It was all the money she borrowed from Medusa by virtue of her ability, which was a symbol of strength.

She spends it wherever she wants.

Medusa's wallet is her wallet.

Even you, Yan Baying, can't stop Medusa from lending her money, no way, if you impose your will on Medusa without authorization, wouldn't Medusa be too pitiful like that.

"Don't worry, I will pay it back sooner or later."

With a victor-like expression on his face, the triumphant little evil god just finished speaking, and instantly saw Yan Baying's blackened and gloomy face, and was so frightened that even Medusa was frightened.

hateful! 36 Straightforward is the best policy!

"Medusa, I'm counting on you here."

"--what?"

In order to protect his life and property, the little evil god immediately and decisively snatched the money that Medusa was going to give her, and ran to the entrance in a hurry.

"I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first, Yan Baying, you can't catch me, hahaha, this woman can do whatever you want, anyway, the money is already in hand, so I'm leaving, slightly (spit) Tongue)."

As a result, when he turned around and was about to run away, he bumped into Bai Heling who had just come back and opened the door.

With a bang, he backed up and fell to the floor.

When the little evil god came back to his senses, Bai Heling in front of him had already come up to him, condescending, with a gloomy expression on his face, "What's wrong with you, evil god sauce."

Yan Baying, who had also walked behind her, moved her neck, and there was a crisp clicking sound.

"Cthulhu, where are you going?"

"I, I am not."

"You don't have to go anywhere." Yan Baying patted her on the shoulder gently, bent down, picked her up, and put her on her shoulders, "Come with me to the bathroom, evil sauce, we We need to have a good talk."

"Wuuuuuuuu, hey! Medusa, save me!"

The last straw fell on the flustered Medusa.

"Who, who will save her?"

"Who is so and so, I asked you to save me!"

"But……"

"You bastard, even if I'm a ghost, I won't let you go, you remember it for me."

The little evil god, who was held on Yan Baying's shoulders, stared at Medusa intently with terrifying eyes like a ghost from hell before turning into the bathroom until the last moment, which made Medusa flustered and dazed .

The bathroom, quickly shut the door.

"It's okay, Eight Eagles won't do anything to Xie Shen Jiang." Bai Heling greeted Medusa to sit down, took out pastries and black tea, and comforted her, "He will control his strength and won't let me She died so easily, she will regenerate anyway, so it doesn't matter."

"—Yes, is it?"

Medusa could only pray in her heart that the little evil god was okay.

……

In the past few days, since returning from the festival, the little evil god has been tormented by Yan Baying and Bai Heling, his back is sore, his back is sore, and he is almost unable to move on the road. up.

Yan Baying, who came out with her, looked at her.

"Are you okay, don't walk in such a strange posture on purpose."

"Whose fault do you think it's all about, Bai Heling is fine, you've tormented me the most, the number of times is really too much, give me a little control, think carefully about my feelings, idiot !"

"..." Yan Baying didn't want to talk about her, "Who told you to sneak up on me while I was taking a shower, hide the leftover rice balls under my pillow, and borrow money from Medusa secretly without authorization? , secretly wearing my T-shirt to perform as a comedian, replacing the toilet paper in the toilet with sandpaper, and deliberately resealing it with stones after eating my snacks."

"Ah? What's the matter, no, I lost my memory, who am I, where am I, and what is this place?"

"It's no use pretending to be stupid, you just deserve a beating."

"It's too much."

"Forget it in the past. After returning from the festival, why did the number of pranks increase several times than usual? If you are honest, do you think I am willing to waste my energy to torment you? I really don't understand you."

"……Humph."

The little evil god who fell silent unexpectedly, just turned his head quietly, Yan Baying looked at her like a troublesome person, but he still didn't understand.

Picture: "Medusa: Be obedient", location: "Images/1599933667-100186750-105985125.jpg"

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