The man who got into the cute daily show

Xiaori looked left and right, staring at Yan Baying up and down, as if checking whether the other party was lying, which made Yan Baying laugh a few times, "If you want to watch magic tricks , just go home and watch TV programs honestly.”

"Then uncle, will you become the super beautiful magical girl on TV?"

"Nonsense, of course not."

"Oh, okay. Looks like you're not the one I'm looking for, uncle. I'll go ask the other drunken uncles outside the park."

"What, wait a minute, brat!"

Hinata, who was just about to leave, turned her head and looked sideways for a moment, and her disappointed and sullen expression just now changed back to a lively and cute smiling face, as if the conspiracy had succeeded.

"Uncle, are you going to perform magic for me! Yeah, I'm so happy."

"Don't worry about the magic, a cute little guy like you, you are not allowed to hit up drunk uncles everywhere by yourself, you know it's dangerous?"

"Oh, I was lectured by an uncle I don't know."

"Don't talk back, do you know you're wrong?"

"Got it, hey!"

Xiao Hinata's smile made the black line on Yan Baying's head a little more.

This little brat who doesn't know the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth, looks like he didn't listen at all, he doesn't cry when he sees the coffin, but if he just leaves it like this, if he really encounters a dangerous person, the good little flower may be so died young.

"So, uncle, do you know magic?"

"Well, what do you want."

【Eh?Can it really be magic? 】——Bai Saki who just rushed to the side, suddenly became interested!

Oops.

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The Cthulhu and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen and the Hanging Wang Yan and Baying: Chapter 96 The Little Cthulhu: Xiao Hao Er, Skinless and Faceless

As always in the early morning, Bai Sakika is an ordinary fifth grade elementary school student, today is also a very ordinary day, life is flat, without any ups and downs.

It's not much fun, except that when she is with her friend Hinata Hoshino, she can always be forced to accept surprises of varying degrees.

"Xiaohua, good morning."

The wild friend Kohinata appeared. Compared with the expressionless Shirasaki Hana who seemed to have lost her enthusiasm for life, she could see the sunny smile on Kohinata's face, just like that of an elementary school student.

Did something good happen?

"You seem to be very happy recently."

"Have it?"

"Just look at your face."

"Hee hee...but I'm really happy recently."

"Did something happen?"

Most likely it will be some boring little things, such as seeing a funny episode on a TV show, getting a beautiful new dress, improving academic performance and so on.

"Actually, it's nothing. Hey, the uncle in the park and I have become good friends!"

"Eh?" Bai Sakika's eyes suddenly lost their brilliance.

……

"Hinata, didn't you say that it is very dangerous to strike up a conversation with those strange uncles casually? What should you do if you encounter a bad person? You will get hurt, aren't you afraid?"

Shirasaki could not help preaching.

Really, it's too dangerous!

Especially for a cute girl like Xiao Hinata, the chance of encountering bad guys will be super doubled. Recently, on the TV news, she happened to see the disappearance of some foreign elementary school girls, which was super scary.

"But brother Yan Baying is not a bad person."

"what……"

Even the address suddenly changed, from uncle to brother, damn it, what happened in a place she didn't see.

"Xiaohua, what's wrong with you? You look very pale, do you have a cold?"

This heartless guy, thanks to her being so worried about him.

That kind of uncle who likes to get drunk all day long is a dangerous existence, so don't get close to him!

"Hinata, that uncle didn't do anything strange to you, did he?"

Bai Sakika was considering the seriousness of the incident, and decided whether to tell the other party's sister, Miyako Hoshino.Although it may not be useful to tell that sister who is also terrible and dangerous, it is better than doing nothing.

"Strange things? What do you mean..."

"..." Shirasaki blushed.

This idiot, what do you want her to say.

"Brother Yan Baying often goes to the park to pass the time, so I happened to pass by, so I went to play with him." Xiao Hinata's smile was shining, and Shirasaki could hardly open his eyes, "Hehe, I will be accompanied by Yan Baying My brother plays chess, skips rope, and he can also get a lot of snacks, especially the snacks made by brother Yan Baying himself, they are super delicious, and they are even better than those made by Miao Nei."

"..." She didn't hear anything in front of Bai Sakika clearly, except for Dim Sum.

What, delicious snacks?

How delicious, what kind, is it true.

"But occasionally I can let Brother Yan Baying perform magic for me. It's really super powerful. I can do all kinds of magic. It's exactly the same as in TV, comics, and movies."

When talking about Yan Baying, Kohinata began to talk endlessly.

The bombarding Baisaki spent a moment with his head buzzing, and the name [Brother Yan Baying] echoed throughout.

"Stop, stop, stop, in short, just don't get involved too much with the strange uncle, for the sake of safety."

"I also talked a lot about you, Xiaohua, with Brother Yan Baying."

"Why do you want to involve me?"

"Then Brother Yan Baying said, next time you come to play, prepare more snacks in advance."

"Do you think I will be fooled by this kind of thing like you?"

"It's super delicious, hee hee."

"...Next time I will come too!"

[Just to try it, not to be friends with strange uncles, or to establish a good relationship, but just to be curious about what the snacks look like. ] Shirasaki managed to convince herself.

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"Hey, Koji! You stinky brat, haven't you been too rampant recently, getting carried away with complacency,—ah?" In the familiar room, the little evil spirit approached Xiao Haoji with a very oppressive expression, "Come to us every now and then. Running around the house, I tell you not to go too far in being a human being, I really don’t know the heights of the sky and the earth, and I didn’t take my little evil god into my eyes at all!"

"Hmph." Xiao Haoji turned his head and hummed softly.

"Hey!!! I'm so pissed off, you arrogant brat, you're extremely arrogant, believe it or not, I'm going to kill you here today, a lowly devil like you actually dares to challenge a superior like me, the little evil god Devil, I think you are tired of living."

Xiao Haoji stuck his tongue out at her.

"Ah!!! It's noon, wake up, my hunting time!"

The moment when the anger value is full.

The little evil god finally took a high leap, using the long-lost ultimate demon killing stunt for so long, a super trick that everyone is afraid of, and can destroy the earth. ——Little Evil God Flying Kick!

"It's been useless for such a long time, the power must have been doubled several times, Koji, with your small body, it is impossible to catch my flying kick. A low-level demon like you, for a high-level demon like us Said, it’s an ant that can be crushed to death easily, I advise you to stay at home honestly in your next life. If you have to come to other people’s houses every day and cause trouble for others, have you ever thought about other people’s... "

The powerful little evil god kicked, and the eagle hit the sky.

--Snapped.

Ah, the flying kick was suddenly caught by someone's hand.

"Xie Shen Jiang, didn't I say that you are not allowed to bully Koji." Yan Baying's familiar face darkened a bit, "He finally came to play, this is your way of hospitality? It's embarrassing , Didn't you warn you already?"

With one punch, he pierced the snake's belly.

The little evil god's eyes widened in an instant, and he collapsed powerlessly on the floor, and then watched helplessly, that smug brat Koji secretly laughed at her, while pretending to be a good boy on purpose, wanting to hug her He was picked up by Yan Baying, put on his neck, and rode there.

Why is it so hard to come here to play? Obviously, I will come here every one or two days recently.

It's annoying.

Many of her snacks in the room were forced to be distributed to this stinky brat.

No, it can't go on like this.

In the past, Lily Ling was often away from home because of her part-time job and college, so the chances for Koji to come and play were few and far between.

It's all right now, Yan Baying is at home almost every day, this stinky brat is simply shameless.

"Remember it, you're dead, damn Koji."

The little evil god is a demon with a golden spirit, and he will never compromise because of this setback.Koji, let's wait and see.

Ha ha ha ha ha. (smirk)

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The Evil God and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen and the Bad King Yan Baying: Chapter 97 Miss You Zuo Suddenly Became a Victim

"Xie Shen Jiang, that's it, I took Xiao Haoji to go shopping, please stay and watch the house."

"Woo, why is it me every time?"

"You have nothing to do anyway." Yan Baying said, and everyone opened the door and went outside, smiling at the end without mercy, "You have to take good care of the house, and I will bring you something delicious when you come back, otherwise, I will The things I brought you are not delicious, do you hear me?"

"Know it."

What else can the weak little evil god say, he has to endure such domestic violence every day, woo woo woo, when will such a hard life be the end.

……

On the street, Koji always rides on Yan Baying's neck, enjoying a lazy life. Whenever she wants to eat something, she just needs to point there, and Yan Baying will help her buy it back smoothly. will be very happy.

In addition to going to the park first and putting a thick big meat pancake in front of Pecola's cardboard house, Yan Baying would occasionally take Xiao Haoji to the amusement park.

Go on the roller coaster and watch Koji's happy smiling face under the strong wind.

Go ride the merry-go-round and listen to the hearty laughter of Koji Huairei gradually losing himself.

Going to play in a haunted house, watching the whole process of hugging, insisting on burying his face in Yan Baying's clothes, Koji who acts as an ostrich.

It was a very happy time.

Except on the way, several young mothers gathered together, stared at Yan Baying and Xiao Haoer with bright eyes, and said, "Oh, what an enviable father and daughter, father and mother We can get along so well even after we get divorced."

"???" Yan Baying

"..." Xiao Haoji

After leaving the amusement park, the two also went to the maid cafe where Bai Heling was working.

"Here, the black forest chocolate cake you two wanted, and the passion fruit tea you wanted, Yataka, and the signature honey double layer cake." Lily Ling, who was in charge of the reception in person, dressed in a fresh maid outfit, gave the two of them Dessert was served.

Xiao Haoer hugged Lily Ling's thigh intimately, rubbed it several times before he was willing to let go, Lily Ling who was still working had a doting smile on her face, and looked at her a little troubled.

"It's the first time I came to the shop where you work, and you look so good in a maid outfit."

"Don't say such embarrassing things suddenly."

Bai Heling resisted, but the corners of her mouth curved slightly.

"Would you like to sit down and eat something?"

"Yataka, I'm at work."

"Haha, just kidding."

"When playing with Koji, pay more attention to safety."

"Ah."

"Then I'll go back to work."

Nothing special happened. After Bai Heling waved her hand, she went back to work.

At the dining table, Yan Baying took care of Hao Er not to spill food on his body, and at the same time helped Hao Er wipe his mouth from time to time, "Eat slowly, no one will grab you."