The man who got into the cute daily show

"It's so noisy! Xie Shen Jiang, although I don't know what you seem to have misunderstood, but just now, Bai Heling and I were all thinking about when you will come back." Yan Baying looked condescending, Turned into a super scary appearance.

"?" The little evil god was dumbfounded.

"That's right, Evil God Sauce, it's just in time for you to come back." Bai Heling also looked like she was about to take Euler, eager to fight, her face was dark.

"?" The little evil god didn't know anything, and the cold sweat poured down three thousand feet.

Who can tell her what happened in the end!

She is so scared!

--Alas!

PS: I accidentally repeated the content of this chapter, I am really sorry, it has been revised in time, woo woo.

The Cthulhu and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen and the Eight Eagles of the King Yan: Chapter 160 110 Baiheling dialed [-]

Going back in time, even if Baiheling wanted Euler to give the little evil god a meal this time, she had to make the other party understand.

And the cause of the whole incident is very, very simple, so simple that it can be summed up in just one sentence, [Bai Heling is really afraid of cockroaches! ], when she was looking for clothes in the closet, Bai Heling almost, really almost touched the living Xiaoqiang who was lying on a coat the whole time, motionless.

"ah!"

Bai Heling, who came back to her senses, subconsciously screamed in horror, but she almost didn't startle Yan Baying at the side.

When he hurried over to ask what was going on, he was hugged tightly by a turned around Bai Heling. Looking at the wardrobe in front, Yan Baying quickly found the one that was bigger than a thumb. Xiaoqiang is lying on one of his coats.

The tentacles are still shaking healthily.

"Yataka, there..., there are..., there are cockroaches!"

Lily Ling is the worst at dealing with that kind of thing.

"I see it, it's going to go."

It's very easy to deal with a Xiaoqiang. Of course, it's definitely not acceptable to punch him directly in the courtyard like last time. Yan Baying will use more gentle methods.

He didn't want the whole room to fall apart.

With a movement of a finger, a fingernail-sized black hole in space instantly formed above Xiaoqiang's head, very close at hand.The absolutely terrifying attraction instantly engulfed Xiaoqiang's entire body into the black hole, disappearing without a trace.

The black hole disappears, and everything returns to nature, as if nothing happened.

With a flash of golden eyes, Yan Baying patted Bai Heling on the back, "It's okay, it won't come back again, I think the reason why it will appear may be because the inside of my coat has been completely The rotten rice balls must have attracted it."

"Is it rice ball again?"

Bai Heling's shoulders stopped trembling instantly, and the complexion buried in Yan Baying's arms was also shrouded in black shadow in an instant.

……

And this is the cause of everything!

"Xie Shen Jiang, do you understand what I'm going to do next?" Bai Heling stood in front of the other party with a gloomy face, gearing up, the little Xie Shen's face was pale, with a flattering smile, "Ha, actually, that rice ball is Yan Ba Ying let it go by himself, it has nothing to do with me."

"Oh, really."

"It's also possible that the rice ball ran in by itself."

"Is that all there is to say?" Bai Heling's face turned darker, "Xie Shen Jiang, do you know that Yataka's coat has become very stinky and stinky now, it is so smelly that you might have to buy a new one." to the extent."

"Then buy another one." The little evil god was very obedient.

"I will buy it, but before that, it seems that I won't give you a deep lesson. You can't change the bad habit of hiding food everywhere, but I am a very good person, and I will not beat you. I'm afraid that kind of method is about to lose its effect on you."

Eh?Won't you hit me?

The little evil god had already gritted her teeth and tensed her strong abdominal muscles. Whether it was a slap, a fist, or a whip, she was confident that she would be able to survive all of them by virtue of the demon's super power.

"What do you want to do to me?"

However, this time, the Little Evil God was like an innocent and weak girl who was forced into a corner. With a look of fear, she stared at Lily Ling who was full of black lifelessness.

What do you want to do?

hehehe...

At that moment, the corner of Bai Heling's raised mouth was the source of real fear in the little evil god's heart.

She took out a phone, dialed a number, and showed it to Little Evil God, "Evil God Sauce, do you know whose phone number is on this?"

"Police!? - Hey, Baihe Ling, are you crazy? Just because I secretly hid a rice ball, are you going to call the police? It's too much, do you want me to be arrested!"

"That's right, it's the police's call."

"You're crazy, stop now!"

However, the moment the phone in Bai Heling's hand was connected, the voice from the other end made the little evil god stupefied. That voice... no, it was the voice of that lunatic. I can't forget it.

【Hi, is this Miss Baiheling?It's so late, I'm already off work, what's the matter, call me suddenly. 】

"Miss Yayi, do you still remember our agreement?"

【Of course. 】

"Now, I can allow you to lend the little evil god to play for three days. Of course, the premise is that you can make her realize her mistakes and work hard to become an upright and good child."

【Hey! --Really! 】

In an instant, Mei Yi, who was stuck in a traffic jam during rush hour, suddenly became extremely excited and joyful at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the shadow of her beloved Orochimaru filled her eyes that were almost melting.

Step on the accelerator and turn the steering wheel.

With an impatient smile, Yayi slammed into the surrounding cars blocking the road, rushed into the alley on the sidewalk, and drove wildly in a detour.

……

"You, you, when are you?"

Corresponding to it at this moment is the bloodless pale face of the little evil god.

"Xie Shen Jiang, I guess your next sentence must be [Why do you have Mei Yi's phone number, and what is the agreement!]." Bai Heling grinned coldly, like an absolute cold villain .

"Why do you have Meiyi's phone number, and what's going on with that agreement!"

"In order to punish your character of always not having a long memory, I met Miss Yayi on the street not long ago, and then we made an agreement that at an appropriate time, I will lend you to her for a few days to play against. Yes, she will also provide me with corresponding benefits and benefits."

"you you you……"

No!

Only this kind of thing, her little evil god absolutely doesn't want it!

The pitiful and helpless eyes of begging for help finally fell on Yan Baying, and the little evil god scrambled to the side of Yan Baying, hugging his thigh tightly, "Yan Baying, stop it quickly!" She, you can't, you can't let that crazy woman take me away, that woman is a lunatic, super nonsense. If it really falls into her hands, I don't know what will happen!"

"Oh, you mean Ms. Mayi?"

"--Eh."

"Although Miss Yayi is a bit weird, but among the people I have met, she is basically a good person, evil sauce, you don't have to worry too much."

"No, no, you don't understand at all."

"She has no blood on her hands, I can assure you of that."

Having said that, the little evil god became even more frightened.

But at this moment, there was a sudden knock on the door, and the orange bud was so soft and sweet, with a gentle voice full of excitement and anticipation, "Oshemaru!! Where are you, I'll pick you up Oh, woo, I miss you so much, Orochimaru, we haven't seen each other for several weeks, I really miss you!"

The little evil god suffered a sudden cardiac arrest.

The Cthulhu and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen and the Eight Eagles of the King Yan: Chapter 160 [-] So the Little Cthulhu Falls into the Abyss

As long as you stick to what you want in your heart, one day, you will definitely get what you desire. Why do people generally call this kind of thing?

——That is, destiny!

And I am Tachibana Meiyi, the super policeman of the Manzaibashi Police Station who guards the peace of Akihabara!

For such a long time, since the moment she saw you by accident on the street, Yayi knew that the feelings that emerged from the bottom of her heart, the passionate feelings that continuously emerged from her depths, —Is it love?

If there is love at first sight in this world, then it must be this feeling.

For a long time, Yayi has always believed in the love in her heart.

Now, fate has finally come to her, and she is about to get what she wants, what she has longed for so far.

"Oshemaru..., it's me, Mei, I'm here to pick you up."

When Bai Heling shook her head in the eyes of the little evil god and slowly opened the door, Yayi appeared in front of everyone, well-dressed and wearing the most formal short skirt and casual clothes. Look at the beautiful girl with a few eyes.

The figure is also quite top-notch, throwing Lily Ling a few blocks away.

But the important thing is...

It was at that moment that she looked at the little evil god, and what appeared in her eyes was the fiery heart that filled the sky, and the excited smile that could not be suppressed from the corner of her mouth, but please rest assured, Yayi is an upright, excellent, peace-loving super policeman.

Although she was already excited, excited, so excited that she was going crazy, she only acted very happy.

"Oshemaru, come on, come home with me, my house is big, I won't let you down."

"No no no, don't!!!"

The little evil god desperately wanted to escape, but when he came back to his senses, Yayi had already held him upright on his shoulders.

Well, it's time to say goodbye.

"Miss Baiheling, Mr. Yan Baying, I will take Dashewan away first, please rest assured, I will definitely take good care of her during this precious time." Yayi smiled, she stood at the door, and waved goodbye .

"Then please trouble Miss Yayi." Bai Heling responded politely, but couldn't stop her evil smile.

"It's okay to play in moderation, but don't go too far, Ms. Yayi." Yan Baying stood beside Bai Heling, first smiled politely, and then the smile disappeared immediately, "This is not a rule, but an order. It is me. ..., an order for you."

"To my..., order?"

Yayi froze in place, it was the first time someone said such a thing to her.

"Yes, that's right, and my order is absolute, do you understand? As long as it's not too much, you can play whatever you want, but if I think it's too much, then the broken toy, I may I replaced it with you, Miss Mei."

"I, I know."

For a moment, Yayi saw Yan Baying's eyes looking directly at her, the supreme order, the coldness and fear of what he said, let her know one thing deeply, that is, the man in front of her could be completely anything. I was joking with her.

It is also very obvious what you want to express.

That is, if my little evil toy is broken, then the next toy will be you!

meaning is……

Will you also lock me up and do what you like on me as you like?

I never expected that this seemingly ordinary Mr. Yan Baying would say such words, he would be such a person, and this oppressive feeling is not usually strong, it is slightly more intense If it was a little bit, Yayi might lose her legs and sit down on the ground.

--what.

OK, great!

This feeling is really incredible.

"It's very late, you can go back, Miss Yayi." Yan Baying's voice sounded again, making Yayi come back to his senses, and he was still in a daze, "Oh, okay, okay, then I'll go first gone."

……

After Yayi left, there was no little evil god in the room, and it seemed to become much quieter all of a sudden.

"I didn't expect, Bai Heling, that you would take the initiative to use Ms. Yayi to punish the evil sauce." If it wasn't for Bai Heling's initiative to propose this matter, then Yan Baying might not have done such a thing.

Just a coat.

Habits can't be changed, as long as you beat him a few more times, Yan Baying doesn't even mind hanging the little evil god above the room, sealing all his strength, and simply using the strength of an ordinary adult, Euler will last a whole day.

That's right, it's like hand-made beef balls!

"You don't have to worry, Yataka. Ms. Meiyi also promised that she will not kill the evil sauce. Although she can't kill it, she will take good care of the diet of the evil sauce, let her sleep well, and will not slice and dice the sauce Ermalin, let alone chop off the head of the evil sauce and plant it in a flowerpot as a potted plant, all of these, hehehe..."

However, Bai Heling's laughter was inexplicably not convincing.

Of course, if Lily Ling insisted so much.

What else could Yan Baying say.

"As soon as the evil sauce left, the room seemed to become very quiet."

"It's no wonder, but in this way, there are only two of us left." Bai Heling said, "From now on, for three days, there will only be the two of us in this room, Yataka .”