The man who got into the cute daily show

"I have injected the most mysterious poison in the world into the tea you just drank. If you don't do what I say, then after a few days, once the poison occurs, hehe, your life will be destroyed." I'm afraid I'm going to die on the spot..."

Medusa was taken aback.

Eh?

"And this one in my hand now." The little evil god slowly took out a paper-wrapped, pill-shaped thing from his pocket, and his voice sank, "If you don't want to die, then you'd better be honest. Do as I say, buy me the blackening potion, if you are obedient, I will give you the only antidote in the world."

"Cthulhu sauce..., you..., you were poisoned in my tea...?"

Medusa's face was pale, and she couldn't believe it for a while.

Hearing the words, the little evil god laughed unscrupulously, still looking like an absolute winner.

"Go and buy me the blackening potion!"

"Why is this? The Cthulhu is a scum, despicable, and shameless, but I still believe in you so much!" Medusa shouted emotionally with mist in her eyes, "Why did you poison me? Why do you always like to do bad things so much, why do you always disobey advice!"

"—Talk! Don't preach to me, I'm a devil, hahaha, I'm not a scum, I'm not mean, I'm not shameless,——then tell me, who else can be a scum, a devil Despicable things are more appropriate!—Huh? Who else!"

Hahaha.

That little evil god is happy, the devil's genes are praising her, and the devil's wisdom is praising her.

And she was just doing what a devil should do.

"Do you think that I really have always regarded you as a good friend? Stupid, too stupid, the reason why so-called good friends build a relationship of trust is not all for betrayal, I will not deceive you My good friend, do you still want to lie to outsiders who don't believe in you at all?"

"Cthulhu, you will go to hell like this, you will be cursed, and you will never be happy for the rest of your life!"

Medusa yelled regret, and begged God to punish this little evil god who did not repent.

"Do you want to buy it or not? If you don't buy it, you will die, and you will die in a very painful and ugly way. Your face will be distorted, your skin will be festered, your spirit will collapse, your will will dissipate, your saliva will flow randomly, and you will become very, very sick."

Medusa's face became even paler, and her legs were still weak.

"But, evil sauce, I don't have enough money."

"Stop rambling, it's none of my business, isn't that something you have to consider and solve." The little evil god pointed at her fiercely, "Whether you use a loan or a credit card, you can borrow money from others Either way, any method is fine. ——In short, you must buy me the blackening potion, otherwise, nothing will be discussed.”

"Cthulhu sauce, it's too much..."

"Hahaha, your life is in my hands now."

"I, I know."

……

Two days later, when the little evil god spotted Bai Heling going to work and Yan Baying went to Hoshino Miyako's house, and they were away, they secretly called Medusa to the house.

In just two days, Medusa looked surprisingly haggard.

A gloomy look, a depressed expression, and faint dark circles under the eyes.

"..." Little Evil God

"Here you are, this is the blackening potion I finally bought."

A bottle of colorless and odorless special potion, almost identical to mineral water, was brought from the devil world to this world, and delivered to the hands of the little evil god. When he saw the genuine brand label on it, the little evil god was surprised for a few seconds.

"Um, Medusa, are you alright?"

"I haven't slept much in the past two days. I have spent all my time on part-time jobs, and I have overdrawn my salary with many bosses for several months, so I barely made it together."

Medusa forced a wry smile.

The potion in his hand suddenly became heavy, and the little evil god looked at such a haggard Medusa, and felt a faint sense of guilt in his heart.

It seems that I have overplayed it.

Now, it's time for the little evil god to fulfill the promise.

"Well..., if you want to ask me to get the antidote, I can tell you... In fact, the tea that day was just ordinary tea, there was no so-called poison at all..., ahaha, you are too stupid Well, I was actually deceived by such a trick."

Medusa's expression froze, her pupils shrunk.

"This, this, this is none of my business, who made you so stupid, you deserve to be cheated."

The little evil god dodged his eyes, but secretly clenched the blackening potion tightly to prevent the other party from snatching it back.

The Cthulhu and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen and the Bad King Yan Baying: Chapter [-] Danger Index: Three Stars [[-] words]

Damn, the little evil god can't control so much now!

Now that the blackening potion has been successfully obtained, the poor guy Medusa has no use value, so whatever, hahaha.The real urgent task now is how to find a way to make good use of the blackening potion in his hand.

According to legend, once this bottle of potion is drunk by someone, it will completely overturn all the original character of the other party in a short period of time.

It is truly a magic potion that can completely turn an angel into a demon.

Conversely, it can also turn a devil into an angel.

……

That guy Bai Heling has a terrible personality, bloodthirsty, senseless, irritable, irritable, impulsive and stupid, everyone can punish him.

Then as long as he can find a way to trick the other party into drinking this bottle of blackening potion, even if it is only a little bit, it will surely transform Bai Heling into a quiet and skillful, gentle and elegant lady in an instant.

Hahaha!

It's a win, and it's a win at that time.

Wanting to kill that trashy Bai Heling, for her little evil god, that was a piece of cake.

"You are useless, Medusa, hum, just wait to see Bai Heling's body."

"Cthulhu, stop now, there is still time to stop, don't continue to make mistakes, I beg you, okay?"

"Stop rambling, you don't have any qualifications to preach to me, get the hell out of here!"

The ruthless little evil god, with a grin on the corner of his mouth, raised a middle finger at Medusa.

"Miss Baiheling won't let you go."

"She's going to die soon!"

"Mr. Hachitaka will be angry too."

"Then let him drink too, and become that kind of weak butt boy, and then kill him too, and go to hell with Baiheling, hahaha!"

The perfect plan is really seamless, unprecedented and unprecedented.

The little evil god has won.

"At dusk, Baiheling and Yan Baying will both be back. At that time, you can watch those two die." The little evil god suddenly remembered, "That's right, that's right, you can't tell the truth, otherwise I will throw this blackening potion directly into the water sources outside the entire city, and no one will know what will happen, right, Medusa?"

"Cthulhu is a devil! Big villain!" Medusa burst into tears.

……

At dusk of the day, finally, Baiheling and Yan Baying all came back one after another. When the knock on the door sounded, the little evil spirit who happened to have infiltrated half of the blackening potion into the teapot was also fully prepared. preparation.

Now, everything is ready, only the east wind is owed.

Medusa also heard the knock on the door, and became even more flustered.

"Cthulhu sauce, we are back." Bai Heling

"Xie Shen Jiang, there are guests at home, hurry up and get ready." Yan Baying

The voices of the two sounded at the same time as the door opened.

Just as the little evil god became happy, he was suddenly taken aback.

--what?Are there any guests?

"Sorry to bother you." You Zuo's voice came from outside the door abruptly.

"Oh!" Koji's happy voice followed closely behind.

The little evil god was stupid.

"It turns out that you are here with Medusa. That's just right. Let's all stay and have a hot pot meal tonight. Bai Heling and I bought quite a lot of ingredients, which is enough for everyone." Yan Baying was hospitable and hospitable. He took Yusa and Koji into the room, "Cthulhu, go get ready."

"Oh, good."

That cup of blackening potion was specially mixed into the teacup, the little evil god originally wanted to use the reason of "welcome home" to directly present it to Baiheling or Yan Baying to drink it, but the person who didn't want to make trouble actually It came suddenly.

Damn it, it's the two guys Yusa and Koji.

The helpless little evil god could only temporarily put the teacup on the table, got up and took the ingredients in Yan Baying's hand, and went to the kitchen to prepare the hot pot for the evening.

……

Did the plan fail?

impossible! — Absolutely impossible!

Hmph, it's okay, don't worry, as long as she puts the teacup on the table upright, when one of Yan Baying or Baiheling feels thirsty, she will definitely drink the tea in the teacup. When she was a little evil god, she started killing.

At that moment, the little evil god who was holding a sharp knife in the kitchen thought so.

however……

Just when the little evil god looked back into the room subconsciously, he suddenly saw the teacup on the table that had become empty at some point, and the teacup in his hand still felt that it was not enough. The person who continued to pour the tea was none other than Koji That little devil's older sister, Yuzuo!

"Ah, the tea at Mr. Yataka's house is pretty good. It tastes like something I've never had outside."

Yuzuo refilled his tea while pondering over it.

On the other hand, Yan Baying and Bai Heling who were sitting on the side looked at each other, thinking that the tea at home was very ordinary and nothing special.

But as everyone didn't know, the little evil god in the kitchen was already in a daze, and the sharp knife in his hand slipped quietly, and fell to the ground with a loud clanging sound, which shocked everyone.

Fortunately, she picked it up in time, pretending to be careless.

……

In the evening, an extremely sumptuous hot pot dinner.

Every move of the little evil god seemed quite stiff, she was sitting at the dining table, next to Yan Baying, but her eyes were secretly watching You Zuo the whole time.

This guy drank it, drank the tea mixed with the blackening potion.

No, no, no accidents.

At this time, maybe Medusa, who was one of the parties involved, noticed something was wrong because she saw the little evil god's small behavior. When everyone was happy and eating hot pot, she had been paying attention back and forth. Little Evil God and Miss Yuzuo.

only……

So far, it looks like nothing special happened.

Could it be that the ratio of potion mixing is not enough?

The little evil god secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and relaxed a little, anyway, let's eat first, it's rare to eat hot pot once.

"Ah, celery roll?" The little evil god suddenly saw the most disgusting food in the bowl, "No celery roll, Yan Baying, can you help me eat it?"

"Cthulhu, you are here again."

"Who asked you to buy this kind of thing, here it is for you, for you, for you."

I don't know which bastard caught it in her bowl.

One by one, the little evil god put the celery meat rolls in his own bowl into Yan Baying's bowl next to him, not paying attention to Yan Baying's slightly frowned brows and the subtle look in his eyes, just in time to see Yan Baying stopped in mid-air There was still a large piece of fat mutton on the chopsticks, and the little evil god's eyes lit up immediately.

There are flaws!

He leaned over and bit Yan Baying's chopsticks to death, dipped him in the sauce, and ate up all the mutton he was about to eat.

"..." Yan Baying's face darkened.

"Haha, it's delicious, hey, hey, you have to be happy when you eat, Yan Baying, don't keep your face on." The little evil god swallowed the mutton, and kindly picked up some celery meat rolls , dipped in the sauce, smiled slyly, and handed it to the other party, "——Hola, I'll give it back to you, sorry for the mutton, come——ah."

This was originally a relatively common table scene.

However, just when Baiheling, Medusa, Haoji and others were about to watch a good show.

But You Zuo's face suddenly turned dark, and he slapped the chopsticks on the table with great force,——slap!

Get a big drink.

"Almost enough is enough for me, Miss Evil God, are you provoking me, deliberately doing such a thing in front of me... I remember that I should have warned you a long time ago, dare to shoot him If..., I'll kill you! - You don't think I'm joking with you, do you? Huh?"

The monstrous killing intent, absolute zero, suddenly pointed at the dazed little evil god.

Countless sharp ice picks, ice spikes, and snowstorms also appeared in every corner of this small room, and all the spearheads were aimed at the little evil god.