The man who got into the cute daily show

In the end, Bai Heling was sent out to work and go to school, and she had to prepare lunch for her.

……

Cleaning up seems to take a lot of time, but Little Evil God can always finish all the things that should be done in just a few hours each time, and then if there is change in her pocket, she can spend as much time as she wants. Go out to eat, drink and have fun.

But if you don’t have money, you can only stay in the room obediently, watch TV, browse shopping websites, or play text messages, and see if you can find a way to deduct some small money from Medusa to spend.

Hee hee, until now, she still has three credit cards issued by Medusa.

It's just that they are all overdrawn, and they can't be used now.

Then the boring time will begin.

……

【Occasionally, guests will come to visit】

"Hi, Cthulhu, we're here to play, are you home?" Minos' voice would always ring along with the doorbell, and Medusa, who was standing beside her, would always bring something to buy along the way. Yes, something delicious, "Xie Shen Jiang, we are here to play, please open the door."

The time between these two people can be squeezed too well.

In normal times, Little Evil God would definitely welcome them in, but there was only one situation that would make her feel unhappy, like now, "Come here just after cleaning, no, if you let those two guys in, you must This clean room will be ruined beyond recognition."

"Cthulhu sauce?" Medusa knocked on the door again without hearing a response, "Are you at home?"

And just when Minos and Medusa almost thought that there was no one in the room.

The voice of the little evil god resounded impressively.

"I'm not at home, there is no one in the room, please go, there is really no one."

"....."Medusa

"..." Minos

It seemed that there was no one there, Minos and Medusa looked at each other, and then Minos raised his voice deliberately, "It seems that the evil sauce is really not here, then Medusa, let's go!"

"Yes, yes, no one here."

"Then we're really gone, really, really, really gone."

"Let's go, let's go, let's go."

"Then let's go."

"Let's go, let's go, let's go."

"It's rare that Medusa bought the cake from Immortals, so let's go to my room and eat it. If the evil sauce is not here, I will eat her share."

As soon as the words fell, there was a rush of panic in the room that was quiet and dead last second.

The next moment, the closed door opened with a bang, and the panic-stricken little evil god appeared directly in front of the two of them.

"You, you, you..., you brought cakes from Immortals!??"

"Hee hee, is anyone here this time?" Minos said triumphantly.

"Cthulhu, here it is." Medusa smiled and lifted the gift box.

……

【The ordinary day of the little evil god】

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The Cthulhu and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen and the Bad King Yan Baying: Chapter 270 [-] Good Boys Will Do Bad Things

Don't look at the little evil god like this, but there will definitely be bad things to do and pranks to do.

It's just that the only difference from before is that the little evil god has greatly reduced the pranks on Yan Baying and Bai Heling. From the beginning of trying everything, until the later attempts all died, the little evil god slowly Slowly reduced.

After all, every time I do this kind of thing that will definitely fail, the enthusiasm and interest will gradually decrease if I do too much.

So just do it occasionally.

……

For example, when Yan Baying is sleeping, pinch the opponent's nose, and then put a whistle in the opponent's mouth, so... Yan Baying whose nose is pinched can only breathe through his mouth , The whistle will also make intermittent sounds.

Hahahaha, God knows how happy the little evil god laughed at that time.

Except for Yan Baying, who was woken up later, and stuffed the whistle into her bronchus with a fist, so that the whole day afterward, whenever the little evil god spoke, the whistle would sound.

……

Another example is to secretly mix Baihe Ling's unwashed panties into her panty wardrobe, and then wait until the other party has finished taking a shower and just want to change into a new panty, then run to the other party with a lot of fun , laughing and spitting.

Laughing at her for not realizing that when she put it on, she thought it was brand new and clean, but in fact it was an old one that had been piled up for several days before, hadn't been washed at all, and smelled very carefully.

Hahahaha, God knows how happy the little evil god laughed at that time.

Except for Lily Ling who was burned in anger later, she was punched on the abdomen, tied up on the chair with five flowers, her mouth was stuffed tightly, the fat time that was taken off again, unwashed, and then put on again headgear.

In the dark, Bai Heling took the electric drill and drilled into the temple alive.

At that moment, the room was full of blood splatters, the girl's screams resounded through the sky, the witch's arrogant laughter was unrestrained, the other residents in the apartment were shivering, and the angel Pino felt a chill down his spine.

Yan Baying, who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, set up the camera in a serious manner, and made a relative and serious score on the scene in a timely manner.

[I only gave eight points]

The little evil god who learned the truth afterwards was so angry, she screamed desperately, it was so miserable, and in the end she only got eight points, this Yan Baying really has no conscience, at least——, nine points!

……

Based on the above, the little evil god finally decided that reducing the pranks on Yan Baying and Bai Heling, and finding those who dare not resist her is definitely better than finding these two powerful demons.

"Xie Shen Jiang, Baying and I are going to the movies, do you want to go together?" On this day, Bai Heling was enjoying a vacation again for the first time, and Yan Baying and they were preparing to go out.

Anyway, it's those messy bloody horror movies again, the little evil god doesn't want to watch them!

Such a scary thing, what should I do if I have nightmares at night after watching too much.

No, no, no, even if she has Yan Baying to sleep with her, it won't work, after all, in such a dark room, it is impossible for Yan Baying to accompany her to go to the toilet.

"You go, actually I have an appointment with Medusa, aha, it's okay, you go."

"Really not going?" Yan Baying confirmed for the last time.

"Don't go..."

A clean refusal.

"Alright then." Bai Heling stopped forcing, "Then when we come back, we will bring you a gift, and you can cook less for dinner, we will bring back something to eat."

"Oh, then you go."

"Please take care of the house."

Leaving the little evil god alone in the room, Baiheling and Yan Baying left quickly, although Yan Baying still thought it would be better to bring the little evil god along, but Baihe Ling didn't want to force her, so she followed the little evil god will.

……

Hee hee, these two guys are finally gone.

Do you want the little evil god to stay and watch the house?

Hahahaha, impossible,—absolutely impossible!

【The soul of mischief is burning】

I had expected that there would be today's little evil god, and immediately ran to the storage compartment under the closet like a rocket, took some things, and then sneaked out of the room, hiding in a corner, watching Yan Baying and Bai Heling After the back figure, bit by bit, disappeared into the distant street, the little evil god smiled sinisterly.

First and foremost, the first target was Bate, who was chained in the courtyard, unattended, unattended, and sleeping soundly without any precautions.

"This guy has played with me a lot on weekdays, and today he wants to let him taste the power of my little evil god."

With the quietest pace, slip in front of the other party.

The little evil god suppressed his belly laugh, took out half a lemon, pointed it secretly at the corner of Bet's lips, and squeezed out the extremely sour lemon juice bit by bit.

A few seconds later, Bate was awakened by the citric acid on the spot, innocent screams rang out, and he stood up with a bang.

It's just that at this moment, the little evil god ran away laughing wildly, and all that was left for Bet was the almost squeezed lemon in front of him.

……

Afterwards, in the ramen shop where Angel Xiaobo Bolong worked part-time, he first ordered a ramen with a decent appearance, and then carefully observed the surroundings.

When the guests at the two tables are going to the toilet, seize the opportunity, pass by in an instant, and put the two dishes of one person on the other person's table.

Then I enjoyed it to my heart's content. After the two idiot humans came back, one exclaimed where the dishes went, and the other exclaimed why there were too many dishes.

In the end, both of them thought it was the other's fault, and they began to question, confront, and quarrel.

Hahahaha, happy and happy.

Just as she was feeling proud, Popolo walked up to her angrily, "You snake girl, what do you want to do, if you make trouble, believe it or not, I will tell the earth devil!"

"Don't scare me with Yan Baying, who are you, why are you so angry, do you want to fight with me?"

"--you!"

Popolo, who knew he was no opponent, could only be pissed off, but couldn't do anything, because there was no queen angel.

……

Then, the little evil god, who was full of food and drink, returned to the apartment leisurely, intending to take a sweet and sweet afternoon nap first, but when he passed the gate, he saw a broom in his hand and just went back to the room. promise.

Next to the gate there was a pile of swept debris, leaves, and weeds that had been pulled out.

Taking advantage of the fact that there was no one around, the little evil god who happened to pass by whistled a deceptive whistle. With a snake tail, the tornado destroyed the parking lot, and with a whoosh, the pile of debris was scattered everywhere in an instant.

The little evil god who had done bad things immediately fled back to his room.

One minute later, she heard Pino shouting from the direction of the apartment door, "Ahhh! Who is it! Who did it! They just finished cleaning!"

"Hahaha, I'm angry, I'm angry."

Pleasantly happy.

【Little Evil God's Great Victory】

The Cthulhu and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen and the Bad King Yan Baying: Chapter 270 [-] Stealing Chickens and Losing Rice

Originally, even though the little evil god hated countless people, he would hardly attack children. Until today, when she finished her afternoon nap and went shopping on the street to have fun, she accidentally bumped into Xiao Hua holding a lollipop in her hand .

"Sister Little Evil God?" It's rare for Xiao Hua to meet her.

"Why are you here?" The little evil god didn't want to pay attention to it at first, until she saw the lollipop that was almost the size of a palm in Xiaohua's hand, and her eyes were straightened, "Your lollipop is so big! , why have I never seen it before?"

All the nearby shops, dim sum shops, and Little Evil God have been to them.

But I have never seen such a big, beautiful, and special lollipop. When I get a little closer, I can still smell a strange sugar fragrance.

【Extreme】

What is the little evil god's ability, he can tell at a glance that the taste of this lollipop is definitely a top-notch product.

"Did you say this?"

Xiaohua shook the lollipop in her hand, the wrapper on it hadn't been completely torn off, she was just wondering whether to eat it now or go home.

Because if my mother saw it, she might be lectured again.

"This lollipop looks very nice, where did you get this thing?"

"My brother gave it to me!"

When Xiaohua's voice was mentioned, she smiled openly.

"Yan Baying? - Didn't he go to the movies with Bai Heling?"

"It's over. I met him on the road. My brother is going to the aquarium with sister Baiheling. I heard that I will go to the underground museum and the world underground exposition... I have to go home, so I didn't go with him. Go, and my brother gave me this."

The eyes of the little evil god never moved away from the lollipop from the very beginning.

Hehehe, what Yan Baying gave is different.

Oops, I really want it.

But for children, she can't use violence to snatch them, no, no, no..., that's not okay, she can beat those stinky angels with her hands, and even passers-by on the street can be beaten up, but for these little children Guys must never resort to violence.

I have a headache.