The man who got into the cute daily show

Hmph, if I meet her little evil god today, I'm sure these shameless guys can't bear to go around!

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[insert hand in]

"Oh!!!~"

Woohoo, damn it.

But there is one thing to say, comfort is really comfortable.

The little evil god shivered all over, and instantly felt cool from the top of her head to the tip of her tail, and her hands were repeatedly tossing and turning in the rice. Let her, a high-level demon noble from hell, give them the most sacred punishment. !

They must be tossed to death.

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Plug, plug, plug! ——

Wa hahaha.

It's so cool, ah~, no!These little things are so clever, almost even she was defeated.

……

A passerby happened to pass by and wanted to reach out to play with the rice.

The little evil god, who was alerted on the spot in an instant, slapped hard on the back of his hand, and there was a loud slap, and the painful opponent yelled, out of breath, "Hey! Snake girl, you suddenly hit someone What are you doing?"

"Who are you scolding!"

"I asked you why you beat people so well, it hurts to death, do you know?"

"Why are you yelling so loudly?"

"Just yell at you! - yell at you! yell at you! I'm mad at you!"

"Could your attitude be better?"

The little evil god really didn't expect it.

When did Jimbocho still have such unqualified and educated people, and they dared to yell in the supermarket.

Passers-by almost didn't come up in one breath.

"Apologize to me quickly! - Snake Girl, don't think that because you are ugly, I dare not hit you."

"What do you say, you scold again!"

"It's not over today."

"I can't beat you for wasting food? - Do you know how precious food is? Anyone who plays with food like a toy should be beaten into a pig's head. Apologize to farmers all over the world!"

The passer-by was startled.

Why did you even preach to him?

Almost made him angry.

"How dare you say me, didn't you have the most fun there!"

"Huh?—You reason with me, hahaha, go to hell, idiot, I've always had double standards, quack quack."

Such a skinny human wretch.

The little evil god is not afraid.

One hits ten.

No problem at all.

Uh-huh!

(pats chest)

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"I don't care, I'm going to play rice today, why can't I play it if you can play it. - You are the king of heaven, I'm here today, I want to play rice too!"

Passers-by were furious.

However, at this moment, the little evil god standing opposite him was stunned for a moment, and he immediately looked behind him in a daze when he sensed something was wrong.

A big, tall, ferocious, rather terrifying man suddenly appeared behind him at some point, and seemed to be holding a blood-stained iron nail and mace in his hand.

At this moment.

The staff uniform on the other party is particularly eye-catching.

The passer-by was startled, his face paled instantly, and he tried to say hello.

"Ahaha, that... how are you?"

"In the supermarket, please keep quiet."

"Yes yes yes!—I keep quiet, I must keep quiet, sorry!"

"Just now, your voice was too loud."

"Please forgive me, hey!!!"

He was terrified.

However, before he had time to kneel on the ground and make a super authentic apology, the clerk had already raised the mace in his hand high.

The passer-by turned pale and his heart stopped suddenly.

In an instant, the mace swung an afterimage, hitting his small body hard, and the passer-by was directly sent flying several meters away, blood burst out, and there was an unknown commotion.

But that's okay……

Because soon other aftermath clerks will come and throw him out of the supermarket, and then he will be sent to the best hospital in Jimbocho, take the best ambulance, receive the best medical treatment, until finally..., hand it over most expensive medical bill.

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After solving the first chop suey.

The clerk moved his neck a few times and made a crisp and crisp sound. Then he held a mace covered in fresh blood and started walking towards the little evil god. Not far away was already surrounded by spectators guest.

The voices of the mobile phone taking pictures fluctuated with each other, so lively.

Obviously everyone is a picture of nothing to do with themselves, hanging high, [why don't you watch it when there is excitement? 】Attitude.

It's not good to be gloating.

"Next, it's your turn."

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaht whom you know who I am!"

"I do not know?"

The clerk shook his head suspiciously.

"I'm a famous little evil god! Go outside and find out, no one in Jimbocho knows about my little evil god."

"I don't, I know."

"Then you know now, how about it, put down the weapon in your hand, we have something to talk about, na~"

The little evil god persuaded him with kind words.

Although it was indeed her fault to play with rice, she really couldn't stand it comfortably.

Even if human beings face the rules, they will always fail in the face of desire..., woohoo, even demons are no exception.

Big deal, she just bought all the rice.

Why do you use your hands and feet?

It hurts the peace, doesn't it.

The little evil god feels that harmony makes money, and everyone should live together in a gentle and loving manner.

violence or something...

Let alone.

Look at me, such a cute devil, do you have the heart to do it?

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[As soon as I put down my weapon, I will kill you! 】

Hey hey hey.

As soon as the idiot puts down the mace in his hand, the little evil god will immediately change his face and grab it, and then ruthlessly beat the idiot with a sap on the head, realizing the most classic PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, a desperate counter-kill.

Hahaha! ! !

perfect.

It's so perfect.

"Hahaha……"

not good.

Without paying attention, he laughed out loud.

The little evil god who came back to her senses laughed halfway, and quickly covered her mouth in an instant, and just when she wanted to continue gently persuading the other party to put down the weapon and turn around, the clerk's mace whizzed towards him in an instant.

It almost happened to pass by the pretty face of the little evil god leaning back.

Hurrah~

The strength is so strong that it is so terrifying.

The little evil god faltered in an instant.

Wawa yelled to make the other party stop again, with frightened crystal tears hanging from the corners of his eyes, "Before you hit me, please allow me to make a phone call."

"You want, a few minutes."

"60 minutes."

"Too long, no way."

"6 minutes."

"Haggling, no."

"Ahhh!!!—30 seconds, 30 seconds is fine!"

The clerk counted.

"Deal, you, hurry up."

The little evil god quickly took out his cell phone and dug out the address book, while trembling with fear.

woohoo.

Bully, right?

OK--

I call someone!

Just stay here and don't go, I saw you were still arrogant or not.

……

[one phone call]

It directly called Yan Baying's cell phone.

Just happened to interrupt the special situation between Yan Baying and Bai Heling, he found Yan Baying under the steps in an instant, let go of Bai Heling in his arms, distanced himself, took out his phone, and pressed the answer button.

After connecting.

The little evil god's weeping and crying for help immediately resounded throughout the room.

"Wow!——Yan Baying, help me, I was caught playing with rice in the supermarket, and I will soon be beaten into a plant snake. If you don't come to save me, you may never see me in this life In the future, there will be no one to wash and cook for you, no one to sleep with you, and no one to take care of you when you are old, weak, or disabled."

Yan Baying's old face darkened.

"Xie Shen Jiang, you are causing me trouble outside again."