The man who got into the cute daily show

The Evil God and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen

There seems to be a recession in the Demon Realm recently, so there seem to be a lot of low-price clearance specials on the Demon Realm Amazon, and the prices are so low that it is unimaginable.

So the number of people who bought it seems to have unexpectedly increased.

The little evil god also took the opportunity to buy a lot of things.

like what……

A spatula that screams.

Fallen pan.

A charming and dangerous pressure cooker.

Pregnant chopsticks.

Freshly caught wild yellow sponge cubes and pink starfish steel wool.

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Wait for some gibberish.

"Ugh……"

The little evil god sat alone on a bench in the commercial street, and sighed deeply. It was because she bought things randomly, so it was no accident that she was beaten up by the angry Baiheling. The casserole was the same. The big fist was only [-] centimeters away from her beautiful, beautiful face.

Fortunately, she is strong enough.

On the spot, there was a hero who would never surrender, and then he was beaten away.

woohoo.

It still hurts to think about it now.

That guy Baiheling is getting more and more indifferent now, he just wants to buy something, they are some daily necessities, besides..., he used the pocket money Yan Baying gave her, not Baiheling's money , is really nosy.

A hard-to-buy item.

It would be too wasteful to just throw it away like this.

So the little evil god had no choice but to give useful things to acquaintances as much as possible on the street.

……

The doll that loved to cry and giggle in the middle of the night was given to the children in the neighborhood.

The Two-dimensional pillow that likes to eat people and has a built-in meat grinder was given to the cashier in the supermarket.

The undismantled bomb was used as a figure and given to the enthusiastic police officer Ms. Mei.

The smart speaker that always talks to itself late at night was given to an insomniac grandmother.

The demon world mandala flower stained with chronic poison was given to the angel next door, Pino.

The teddy bear that can make people dizzy and severely comatose was given to Popolo in the ramen shop.

It can never be finished but it is super unpalatable. It is known as the "Javelin Warrior" and was given to Pecola in the park.

and so on...

The little evil god kept most of the useful furniture in his own home.

After all, Baiheling couldn't bear to throw away chopsticks and pots and pans.

shopping this time.

It did seem to cost a substantial sum.

But Yan Baying still doesn't seem to care about it at all.

"Money? Isn't that the dirt on the ground, you can have as much as you want, do you think I really care about this kind of thing?"

Right.

After all, Little Evil God has indeed witnessed Yan Baying's ability to turn a handful of dirt into a handful of gold with his own eyes. That's great. If she also has this ability, maybe her life will be different.

I really want to live a real rich life.

The little evil god thought so.

Live in a big house.

Unlimited tickets.

An endless servant.

Hey hey~

It feels so good.

……

[most of the day]

Little Evil God always sits like this on a bench in the commercial street and fantasizes in a daze, with a foolish smile always on the corner of his mouth, causing countless passers-by to look subtle, and just at this moment, a person happened to pass by.

"Ah, isn't this Yan Baying's pet snake?"

A familiar voice rang out.

The little evil god came back to his senses and glanced sideways.

"Hey, oh, isn't this the maid who calls herself Thor? What a coincidence, why are you here?"

"I don't call myself Thor, I am Thor!"

Thor snapped angrily.

But since we've met each other, it's okay to chat for a while.

If put before.

It is probably absolutely impossible to say hello to a snake woman with overlapping attributes in such a friendly way. Since I have lived in that guy's house several times, I have learned a lot about these people.

It's okay.

that.

At least he's not a bad guy, nor is he an enemy.

While thinking about these strange things.

Tor simply sat down next to the little evil god, and both of them couldn't help seeing the shopping bags next to each other, and roughly knew that the other, like themselves, had come to buy ingredients for cooking.

"Are you coming to buy something too?"

The little evil god pointed at the shopping bag in the opponent's hand.

Thor looked at her angrily.

"You can tell just by looking at it."

"Hey, hey, don't speak so harshly, I'm not your enemy."

"I don't have a thorn."

"Aren't we friends? Haha."

"I don't remember when we became friends."

I don't know if the attributes overlap too much.

Honestly.

Thor doesn't like this snake girl very much. Although this guy looks stupid, he can be easily killed by moving his fingers, and his stupid appearance always exudes a smell that may deceive people.

But I have to admit.

The level of cooking and housework of this snake girl is really not ordinary!

Especially cooking.

It's really fragrant, it's always delicious, damn it!

It seems.

This idiot called Little Evil God is indeed a formidable enemy.

……

See Thor has been looking at himself.

The little evil god smiled foolishly, and he was not polite, "Don't talk so outrageously, you have lived in our house, we have eaten together, lived together, isn't it a friend, if you meet in the future When it’s difficult, I’ll definitely rush over to help you without saying a word.”

Thor was taken aback.

Looking back, I was a little embarrassed.

"Who is so so..., who will need your help! Besides, you..., aren't you much weaker than me? I'll be happy if you don't come to ask me for help."

"Hahaha, what, actually, you see, since we are all friends now."

"Hey, I didn't admit it!"

"How much money do you have now, I'm a little tight lately, look..., for the sake of a friend, just..., lend me some, haha, I will definitely pay you back, I use Character Guarantee."

"what???"

Thorton stared.

Sure enough, she knew that nothing good would happen to this snake girl.

Humph, she won't be fooled.

"I only have money for dinner in my pocket now. If I lend you, I won't be able to buy anything. At that time, our whole family will have to drink the Northwest Wind, or eat my tail meat."

"Don't say that~, we are all friends, please help me, okay?"

"You are very noisy, stop it!"

"In return, I'll take this as a gift and give it to you."

A mysterious thing.

Thor couldn't see it.

"What is this?"

"A wizard bottle that can make people age 50 overnight."

"Huh??? Is this a declaration of war?"

Thor was furious.

Ouch, really.

What use does she want this for!

You just send a very ordinary glass bottle, she can use it to hold soy sauce and vinegar anyway, you bring this thing over, it's at their house!But there is an ordinary human being there!

If this thing is really brought back.

Two days later.

She definitely had to see Xiao Lin die with the quiet and kind appearance of an old lady.

……

"I'm so mad, I'm leaving, hum, goodbye!"

"Hey, don't go... You're not satisfied, right? I still have more here!"

The Cthulhu and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen and the Bad King Yan Baying: Chapter 520 [-] Won’t You Do Anything to Me?

"That guy, Xie Shen Jiang, bought a lot of rotten things online without authorization."

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【at the same time】

Just as Little Cthulhu and Thor were chatting and doing their hands and feet in the commercial street.

In the apartment on the other side.