The man who got into the cute daily show

"Wuuu, Lord, please forgive my sins and punish me for my mistakes. As an angel, I was threatened by a demon to commit such an unforgivable despicable behavior. I am so ashamed that I can't hold my head up."

"Hey, fallen angel over there, stop talking there, and send the picked apples to your Lord to taste later."

"What, you don't even let the Lord go, do you want to drag the Lord into the abyss of sin?"

"Haha, she still enjoyed eating the apple I gave her last time."

"The apple from last time? Was it stolen too?"

"That's right, I stole it here."

"what!!!"

In an instant.

Pecola's heart thundered from the blue sky. It turned out that the Lord had already been defiled by sin and touched by the devil.

-

It’s over.

It's all over.

She has now completely become an accomplice of the devil, and there is no turning back.

"Why is this? Isn't your family obviously rich? If you want to eat apples, you can buy as many apples as you want."

"Indeed."

"Then why do you have to come all the way here to steal apples?"

"Because the apples here are the best, hehe, I'm not bragging, the apples grown by this family are the best in the neighborhood, so I often come here to eat free apples!"

"Aren't you very rich, why don't you buy it with money?"

"Idiot, the most delicious food is always snatched from others. Don't you understand such a simple truth?"

While popularizing science, the little evil god did not forget to pick apples.

I picked one and bit another in my mouth.

Go down in one bite.

That is called a crisp, sweet and cool.

It's too flattering.

"You eat one too?"

"I don't want to eat a stolen apple."

"What a stubborn donkey. In fact, even if we don't come to steal, all the apples here will soon fall to the ground and rot."

"You're talking nonsense. How could apples of such good color rot on the ground?"

"Look at the place first, let's talk about the rotten apples that have fallen on the ground."

"Ah this..."

Follow the guidance of the little evil god.

Sure enough, Pecola saw a lot of apples that had completely rotted on the ground, and couldn't help feeling sorry for them.

"It's really rotten."

"Hmph, so you understand, it's better to be happily eaten by us than to let such a good apple rot."

"You are making unreasonable words, and you don't want to think about the feelings of the family whose apples were stolen."

"There is only one old man living in this old house."

"Eh?"

"Hee hee, so even if we are discovered, the old man will not be able to catch up with us, and he will be able to run away."

"Then you stole things from the old man, wouldn't it be even more extreme!!!"

"Wow, idiot, I told you to keep your voice down!"

……

It happened to be the voice of Pecola speaking loudly there.

Finally, the old man who was resting in the house was alarmed. The old man who was nearly seventy or eighty years old, leaning on a cane, staggered as soon as he walked out, he saw two young people feasting on his apple tree and stealing apples .

Immediately stamped his feet angrily.

"Oh, it's you again, a bad boy, and this time you brought other people to steal apples, stop me!!!"

I heard the old man's scolding.

Pecora panicked for a moment.

"Yeah, what to do! What to do! We were discovered by the owner for stealing things. What should we do? Aren't we going to be caught by the police station and put in jail now?"

"Hahaha, take it easy, young man, this old man won't call the police. He doesn't even have a mobile phone, and he doesn't even know how to use it."

"Ahhh..., that's too bad!"

"I'll pick enough right away, just be steady."

"That old grandpa came over, and came here angrily!"

far away.

The old man was already leaning on a cane, walking towards them step by step.

While walking and cursing.

"Two little girls, see if I don't teach you a good lesson."

"Ah, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

Pecola apologized in horror.

At the same time, he urged the little evil god to stop quickly and stop continuing.

Who knew that the little evil god was still so calm and unhurried.

"Don't worry, it will be fine soon. It's okay. The old man walks very slowly. By the time he gets here, we'll have already run away."

"Ah this..."

Don't say it yet.

Grandpa really walked like a snail.

while walking.

The little evil god suddenly yelled at him and pointed to the sky.

"Wow, sir, look, there are UFOs over there!"

"Ah? What, there is a UFO, where is it?"

"Hahaha, I lied to you. You are really a grandfather who is stupider than me. He is so stupid."

"Okay, you still dare to lie to me, don't run away, I'll kill you."

"Come, come, come and catch me if you can. I just climb on a tree and eat your apples all day long in front of you. What can you do!"

"Wait until I catch you, you'll have a good time."

The old man scolded fiercely.

The pace is slow like a snail.

After walking a few steps, I have to stop and rest for a while.

It made the little evil god laugh out loud.

He didn't take people seriously at all.

Only Pecola was ashamed and ashamed throughout the whole process.

……

at last.

When the little evil god had picked enough, he jumped down from the tree, packed his bags and prepared to run over the wall, but the old man hadn't arrived yet.

"Hahaha, sir, you'd better take it easy, we'll take all your apples!"

"Two little melons, stop!"

"Master, come and catch me, don't even try to catch me in your life, hahaha."

a time.

The extremely arrogant little evil god not only danced and twisted the yangko in front of the old man, but even rushed up and circled around him on his own initiative.

Ouch hello.

The angry old man stomped his feet, wanting to catch him, but he couldn't move very far.

Pecola on the side couldn't stand it any longer.

Desperately bowed and apologized to the old man.

"I'm sorry, old man, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please forgive us..."

-

At last.

Before leaving over the wall.

The little evil god also carried a sack of apples on his shoulders, and told the old man.

"Hey, uncle, you'd better go back, be careful not to show your waist, I will treat such delicious apples well, and then I will make an apple pie for you to taste, hee hee."

The Evil God and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen

After returning home with a full load, Little Evil God was obviously in a very good mood, and was almost so happy that he hummed a little tune.

"There are so many apples, enough to make a lot of dishes. Let's make an apple pie today. Hey, fallen angel, don't rush home. After the apple pie is ready, you can bring another Go back, do you hear me?"

"I don't want to eat stolen apples."

"Why are you still talking like this? You have your own part in it, don't you?"

"Wuuuu, I've become an accomplice of the devil."

……

soon.

The sound of opening the door came from the entrance, followed by two familiar voices.

"Cthulhu sauce, we are back." Bai Heling

"Is there a guest?" Yan Baying asked

As soon as the two entered the house.

I saw Pecola who came to be a guest but had already looked ashamed, and they all expressed their confusion and didn't know why.

"Oh, you are back, hee hee, sit down, I am making apple pie."

The little evil god beckoned the two to sit down.

Yan Baying immediately saw a whole sack of apples in the corner.

Brow wrinkled.

"Good boy, Cthulhu Jiang, are you going to steal someone else's apple again?!"

"What is stealing? How can it be called stealing when people pick the fruits of their labor by their own ability?"

Lily Ling also saw it.

Slightly speechless, he glanced at the evil sauce, and said in a commanding tone.

"It will be ready later, remember to send a copy to the old man, did you hear me?"

"Understood, anyway, there are so many, I must give the uncle a share, hehe, so it can't be considered as stealing."