"Get out, or I'll call the police!"
"Ahem, we are not breaking into the house, we are your tenants."
"what?"
Before Xiao Lin could finish speaking, Chao Ren took out a mobile phone from his pocket.
"I have evidence~"
Click on the recorded video above.
In the picture, the drunken Xiao Lin hugged Chaoren with both hands, and shouted indistinctly: "I don't need you to pay the rent, you cook every day, just drink with me! I'm so lonely, ah, Valentine's Day , Chinese New Year, and Christmas are all alone, tmd no one to accompany me!! Why, I have worked so hard, why is work still not smooth, why is it still alone ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh -"
Watching the video, Xiao Lin's face turned green when he was crying himself.
Chapter 288 Chapter 280 Miss, you don't want these videos to be posted online, do you?
"You were so enthusiastic at the time. I said I would pay you three times the rent, but you refused." Chao Ren said, shaking his head.
"That doesn't count! I was drunk then!"
Kobayashi's face flushed red.
I don't know if it's because of the shame that the drinking madness was recorded, or because Chaoren put on a show and got angry.
"We're just staying for a few days."
"no!"
"Really not?"
Kobayashi glared fiercely at Chaoren with his inverted triangular eyes.
Chaoren didn't speak, but switched to a video.
Inside is the picture of Kobayashi getting drunk and starting to take off his clothes.
"Then I can only post this message on Facebook..."
"Noooo!!! You can't do that!!!"
No matter how you say it, Xiao Lin is still a girl, so she still needs face.
"Wait a minute, this phone looks familiar, whose phone are you holding?"
"Of course it's yours. We two people from another world don't even have ID cards. Where can we get a mobile phone?" Chao Ren smiled kindly.
Kobayashi felt cold in his heart.
People from another world?
No, that's not the point.The point is, I am being threatened!
Find a way to protect yourself!
The phone and the kitchen knife were behind that pervert, and the mobile phone was in his hands, so there was no chance of calling the police.
Xiaolin used the fork and dinner plate in his hand as a shield and weapon, staring at Chaoren viciously, grinning.
"I will never give in to you! Post it if you want! Anyway, no one follows me on Twitter!"
In fact, there was someone, but her colleague Takigu Ma.
"Oh, then I'll send it to your work group..."
"No, I promise you!"
Xiao Lin turned pale with fright, succumbed to perversion and died completely, she chose the former.
"What are you guys doing! I'm just an ordinary office worker, I don't have that much money!" The 25-year-old female programmer was still scared after all, and she was just pretending to be calm now.
"Could it be that you are greedy for my beauty?"
Although Kobayashi doesn't think that his flat body and general appearance are attractive to the opposite sex.
But it does not rule out that some XP special perverts will play their own minds.Kobayashi has already begun to imagine the scene where Chao Ren said to her with a smile: "Miss, you don't want these videos to be sent out, do you?"
Nooo! !
Kobayashi also fantasized about marrying a prince when he was a child, but he would never succumb to such a pervert!
"I'm not a hungry ghost. I just want to find a place to live."
Chao Ren sighed helplessly, in order not to be regarded as a pervert, he could only tell the truth.He said in a regretful tone: "Sorry, I like bigger breasts——"
boom!Chao Ren was headshot by the plate thrown over him.
"Go to hell, you bastard! Why do you look down on women with small breasts!!!"
Kobayashi was even angrier than before.
Chaoren: (╯‵监′)╯︵┻━┻
Why are women so troublesome! ! !
"Okay, okay, let me explain the situation!"
Lukya stood up clutching her stomach, she almost twitched from laughing beside her just now.
"Xiao Lin, we are actually people from another world."
"I've heard you say it, another world..."
Kobayashi looked at the antlers on Lukoya's head, then at the swollen lump of flesh on Lukoya's chest, which was bigger than her head, and nodded.
"Is there really another world?"
"Yes, let me show it directly."
Lukya clapped his hands together, and then parted again.
boom!
Two huge fireballs the size of a human head were released in the palm of his hand.
"Magic, is that enough?"
"..."
Kobayashi opened his mouth wide.
Although she really wanted to refute that it was magic or blindfolding, she couldn't find any reason why these people lied to her.
Magic, does that really exist in this world?
No, or why did they come to find themselves?
"Can you hurry up? I have to go to work."
The three of them gathered around the table, Xiao Lin was holding the teacup in both hands, and he had regained his composure.
"So, you are dragons and humans who have crossed over from a parallel world. The purpose of coming to this world is to heal your companions and prepare for the next step to save the world?"
Kobayashi sighed: "It's such an old-fashioned setting, it's almost like the plot of an RPG game in the 80s."
"The actual situation is much more complicated than you think. Time is limited, and we just gave a rough outline." Chao Ren shook his head: "So, do you understand? We didn't appear at your house for your purpose, but just happened to be That's all. We needed a quiet place, and we saved you, so we came to your house by the way."
"So, when are you leaving?"
Xiao Lin nodded: "I don't mean to drive you away, I just want to make preparations for the future."
Well, in case these people want to live in her house for a year or so, she is going to leave this place to these people, and then go out and find a house to live in.
"Not more than three days."
Lukya pointed at his chin with his index finger: "We're just looking for a temporary place to live, and we'll leave after everything has been dealt with."
"Huh, that's okay..."
Xiaolin breathed a sigh of relief.
She didn't believe what Lukya said, but had to believe it.
"I went to work, I will come back to help you at night..."
"Leave dinner to me." Chao Ren raised his hand: "There are also housework."
"...Alright."
Xiaolin remembered the bacon omelette just now, she looked at her watch and found that it was only a few minutes before the clock-in time.
Gan!I was so fascinated by listening to stories from different worlds that I forgot to go to work!
"No, I'm going to be late this time!!!"
"Eat it, then let me help you."
Rukya saw Kobayashi's nervousness, and drew a circle in the air with her hand.
"Your company is Kitasenju, right?"
"Yeah, what are you doing?"
Kobayashi: [?_??]
In the next second, a black hole appeared out of thin air under her feet.
Kobayashi: 0ДQ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Programmer OL's screams slowly dissipated in the air with the Doppler effect.
"Okay, she's here." Lukya clapped her hands.
Chaoren: "..."
I hope the heroine in this world didn't fall to her death.
"Then it's time to talk about our affairs?" Chao Ren turned to Lukoya.
"Well~~ Thank you for saving Thor and the others, otherwise I don't know how to explain to their elders." Lukya smiled.
"Don't thank me in advance, let's talk about it after I completely rescue the person."
Chaoren waved his hand.
The power in Thor and the three of them was very stubborn, and he worked hard all night to remove [-]% of it.
Although the speed will increase after proficiency, he estimates that it will take two nights (he will also return to the world of dragons and magic during the day, and go to Naga City to maintain the teleportation circle.)
This is why Lukya said that he needs to stay for three days.
"You know what I want to hear, Lukya. The power in Thor and the others is not from this world!"
Chapter 289 Chapter 281 What is more truth than truth is higher truth
"I have three questions."
Chaoren raised three fingers: "First, can you creator gods do it? How long will it last? Second, how did Elma get injured? Tell me the whole process!
The third one, when exactly do you want me to see it!If you creator gods can’t do it, I’ll save your world! "
Chaoren's tone and expression were very bad.
He feels that the current situation is so bad that it is essentially the dereliction of duty of these creator gods!
The distortion of the world line has increased, so it's fine if he can't complete the main task.What's more, his friend was hurt by this 'Hunyuanhai'!
It has nothing to do with this world, but for the sake of Elma, Chaoren must also kill the intruder of the Hunyuan Sea!
He was so angry.
Lukya rubbed her forehead.
"We didn't delay, we just waited for a good time... Well, we plan to explain everything today." Seeing Chaoren's impatient expression, Lukya immediately changed his words.
"Why today?"
"Because today is Easter, although humans celebrate the resurrection of that guy's son. But they don't know that the reason why that guy's son chose to be resurrected today is because today is the closest day between several worlds." Lukya simply explained.
"The world is the closest?" Chao Ren was a little curious: "There is also a distance in the world?"
"Yes, you can imagine the planets in the solar system, and today happens to be the day when all the planets are closest to each other."
Lukya gestured: "However, this is just a metaphor. The real situation cannot be expressed with human language alone. If you become stronger, you can go outside the world and see for yourself."
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