I don't like the gods, I want to be a hero

Now Serius is doing intelligence investigation work, but it is investigation, how can he, a Berserker, have any intelligence investigation capabilities.

And Serius itself is a very large source of mobile magic power, and characters who know a little bit of magic can easily perceive the location of Serius, which makes him even less efficient in detecting intelligence than a made Insects that become familiars.

So the question is, why did Seleus come to Fuyuki City alone when he knew that he was unable to carry out investigation work?

Because he accidentally provoked Illya when he returned to Einzbern's castle last night, causing the girl not only to ignore him all night, but also issued an order in the morning, "Today I need to use golden apples to adjust my physical condition, For Berserker, just go outside by yourself and treat it as an investigative intelligence, but you must come back at dinner time, this is an order!" Such an order.

After that, he stretched out his two little hands and pushed Serius out of the castle.

As for how Serius provoked Illya, it's a long story...

After Serius fought Gilgamesh and confirmed that his body was completely dead and his soul returned to the Hall of Valor, he returned to the castle of Einzbern with his unhealed injuries and half of his body.

"Berserker!"

As soon as he entered the gate, Serius saw Illya, whose small face was full of worry, rushing straight towards him.

"Berserker, you look very painful. Who is fighting you? Why can you be hurt like this? Why did you fight against that powerful enemy by yourself..."

Looking at Serius, who was covered in burns, densely wounded all over his body as if cut open by a sharp weapon, even half of his body had been cut off, Illya couldn't help crying.

Serius had just caught Illya with his only remaining arm, and then he was stunned by the girl's series of questions, but he was only dazed for a moment before he came to his senses and began to answer Illya one by one... .

"That is to say, the one who is fighting you is a friend you knew before you were alive!" Ilya covered her mouth in surprise, she really didn't expect such a fierce battle to break out between her best friends.

"Since we are friends, why don't we sit down and have a good talk?" Illya looked at the dilapidated Serius with some distress. "It doesn't make any sense to fight and hurt both sides."

"For an existence like us, the idea we pursue is our own glory and proof of existence, and it is almost impossible to be persuaded by others in a few words."

"And it is precisely because we are close friends that when there are serious differences in ideas, we will unanimously decide to use a life-and-death battle to determine whether the ideas are correct or not." A very horrific act that a person may see.

"Different ideas will inevitably lead to differences in our ways of dealing with the world, and even disgust the existence of the other party, but we both understand that this idea is the proof of the existence of the other party."

"So in order not to let these differences affect our friendship, it is the most effective way to directly decide whether to live or die at the moment of disagreement, and to dispel each other's ideas in a physical sense." Saying this, Seleus still looked at the boy in his arms. Illya smiled what she thought was kind. "Anyway, people like us won't really die, will we?"

"..."

After seeing Serleus' smile, Sera, who had just chased after Illya, felt as if her heart was being pulled hard by something, and even Lijielit, who was emotionally unhealthy, showed a smile on her face. The secondary image is a strange expression of being frightened.

Sera quickly looked away, she was really afraid that if she watched too much, she would have nightmares at night.

And the fighting maid Lijielit's body tensed up suddenly. If she hadn't confirmed that the terrifying guy in front of her was Serius, she might have raised her weapon and slashed at him.

how to say?Serius seemed to have forgotten that his current body was the one he had when he was first taught by Teacher Chiron.Because of years of warrior training, he is very...rough, coupled with his huge size, he is the type that can scare normal people.

After a fight with Gilgamesh just now, his face was covered with the blood of two people. The smile he showed was a ferociousness that could barely be expressed in human language.

"My expression now... is it scary?" Seeing their reactions, Sera and Lijielit reminded Seleus. The hero who probably knew that he was scary now quickly withdrew his smile, and then looked at him worriedly. Illya in her arms.

"No?" Illya, who made Seleus a little worried, was not frightened. Instead, she showed a relieved expression because Seleus was still in the mood to joke, and then laughed. "Illya likes Seleus's smile very much. He looks naive and doesn't have the edge of being a hero at all, just like Illya's family."

"Really?" Serius breathed a sigh of relief, it's really good that Illya wasn't scared.

"It's true, Illya likes Berserker's smile, Berserker should smile more." Saying this, Illya stretched out her two tender little hands, and began to play with Serius' rock-like tough cheek.

Knowing that Illya's strength alone might not be able to use his very resilient facial muscles, Seleus also cooperated with the girl's fingers and smiled slowly.

"But, is Berserker really alright?" After laughing, Illya looked at the missing half of Serius' body with some concern.

Although Seleus himself is beside him, and he can still hug him with strong arms like before.But the half of Seleus' body that was cut open, the ribs exposed outside, and the internal organs that can be seen directly are all silently telling how bad Seleus' body is.

"It's all right." Serius kept the smile that Illya teased, with a slightly relaxed tone. "Look, there is no blood coming out of such a big wound, which means that my immortality has already taken effect. Next, I just need to connect this half of my body and I'll be fine."

'How should I say it?Fortunately, my heart had already been repaired on the way, otherwise, the piercing injury of the heart where the spiritual core is located might have worried Illya so much. 'Seleus rejoiced secretly in his heart.

Serius' words didn't make Illya feel completely at ease. Although Illya, as the master, knew how powerful Seleus's immortality was, even if she knew that Seleus still had enough magic power, she would be completely safe. He won't die, and the girl will still worry about his broken body.

"Don't worry, it only takes one night for this injury to recover if there is enough magic power, and with Illya as the master, I will naturally not lack magic power."

Serius' words brought a smile to Illya's little face, and it seemed that the girl was very happy that she could help Serius.

"And this." Seeing that his words were effective, Seleus took out the golden apple again.

"Golden apples?!" Illya's eyes lit up immediately, and even Sera, who dared not look directly at Serleus, couldn't help but look at the fruit in his hand.

"This is my trophy. If you eat it, it can replenish a lot of vitality and repair the human body. With it, Illya's lifespan will not have to worry about it for the time being."

Serius tried his best to keep his tone calm so as not to reveal the fact that he already knew that Illya was the Lesser Grail.

But Illya was not surprised when she heard that the golden apple could increase lifespan. Instead, she picked up the golden apple with two small hands and handed it to Serius' mouth after hearing that it could repair the body.

"Since it is a divine object that can repair the body, it should be eaten by the seriously injured Berserker."

"My injury only needs magic power. Most of the effects of the golden apple on me will be wasted." Seleus shook his head and refused. He won the golden apple from Jill after suffering such a serious injury. What's the point of eating it for the sake of repairing the injury?

"Then I'll use the command spell to restore Berserker." Illya said, raising her hand with the stigmata.

"There is no need to use the command spell that can change the situation of the battle." Seleus still rejected Illya's proposal, because Jill left Gungnir behind before he left, and he was a little doubtful whether his best friend used it. The All-Knowing and Almighty Star saw what a troublesome being befell Fuyuki.

And Illya's command spell will be a great weapon for Serius to fight against that difficult existence.

"If Illya is not at ease, I will kill myself once, and the blessing of immortality will directly restore my body completely, which is a bit of a waste of magic power."

Saying this, Serius suddenly noticed that Illya's expression began to change, it seemed to be angry, and it seemed to be sighing.

Seleus couldn't see what Illya's expression was trying to express, and the only thing he could be sure of was that he seemed to be in trouble.

"Use the command spell, Berserker, quickly restore your body to its original state!" Illya gritted her teeth, and repaired Serius' body with the command spell, and after giving Serius a hard look, Then he grabbed the golden apple and went back to his room angrily.

"Berserker is a big idiot! A big idiot!"

The girl who didn't turn her head completely abandoned the etiquette of the nobles, and let out a sound that was close to screaming.

"Did I say something wrong?" Seleus, who was confused by Illya's behavior, turned his head to Sera, who couldn't find the reason in himself, and he could only hope on the maid. Tell him what Illya thinks.

"Master Berserker, some words should not have been said by me as a maid, but it seems that if no one tells you clearly, you will never feel the heart of the young lady." Sera sighed first. After taking a breath, he looked at the bewildered hero with respect and a little sadness.

"I don't know what your personality was like before you were alive, but judging from all your performances in Einzbern, you, as a person who can leave a famous name in mythology, are extraordinarily... humble."

When it came to the evaluation, Sierra hesitated somewhat, but finally replaced it with the word 'humility'.

"We can all see your tolerance, understanding and love for the eldest lady, and because of this, the eldest lady has developed a special feeling for you, similar to that between family members."

"But..." Sera's expression was slightly hesitant, as if he was considering whether to continue talking.

"Are you underestimating yourself?"

"As a great hero, we can all understand your tolerance and love for Missy, but today you were injured so badly that even half of your body was cut off, but why do you think that we can use the healing that we can provide on you? Is the means a waste?"

Now that the conversation had started, Sera continued on.

"Let's not talk about the golden apple, it's a fetish that you managed to win for the young lady, but why did you refuse the command spell from the young lady?"

"Perhaps in the eyes of you who have gone through countless trials, the injuries you are receiving now do not need to 'waste' an 'important' prop such as Command Spells, but in the eyes of the eldest lady, such things as mere Command Spells are totally worthless. Nothing compares to your integrity and health."

"And even if it's between family members, or because of the relationship between family members, Illya doesn't want to see you suffer such a serious injury for her, and she doesn't want you to reject the only thing she can offer you. s help."

"You put the command spell more important than your own health, and at the same time rejected the wishes of the eldest lady, making it impossible to release the heart that worries about the family and wants to do everything you can for the family."

"I think this is why the eldest lady is angry." After speaking, Sera bowed respectfully to Serleus and hurriedly followed Illya who was leaving.

"Berserker...be nice to... yourself." Lijielit also said these words intermittently, and also caught up with Illya after bending down to salute.

"Even Lijielit, who lacks feelings, thinks so?" Serius, who stayed where he was, murmured to himself.

"Illya..."

......

"—Ah!" Seleus, who ran all the way to the beach, sighed again.

"Although I'm very happy that Ilya cares about me so much, but the trouble has come to this point, I should commit suicide decisively after sending Jill away."

"It's said to be scouting the enemy, but where can I find other followers in broad daylight? I don't believe my luck is so...huh?!" Seleus, who came to the beach, suddenly saw an unexpected figure...

Chapter 25 Lucky E, don't expect good luck

As a lucky E Cu Chulainn, Lancer felt that his recent encounters were worthy of his attribute value.

Although the lucky value of ordinary people with good and bad luck is only E, Lancer as a hero is different from ordinary people-the lucky E of ordinary people is the normal value of being a human being, and his lucky E It's the lowest point of being a hero.

How bad is it exactly?

Leaving aside all kinds of encounters during his lifetime, just because he was summoned this time, he felt that he was very unlucky.

Originally, Lancer was quite happy that his Master was a great beauty, but after asking, he found out that she was a descendant of the Red Branch Knights he belonged to, and judging from the earrings she used to summon her, she was very likely to be the same as him. There is a blood relationship.

But this can actually be accepted by Lancer. Although he can't eat the Master, he can still raise his eyes. Getting along with a big beauty is better than being summoned by a big man, isn't it?

Moreover, his Master's supply of magic power to him can be regarded as top-notch, and he also has the strength to confront ordinary Servants head-on and even win them in battle.

With these points, Lancer felt that the goddess of luck finally smiled on him, allowing him to draw an ace in this Holy Grail War.

But after getting along for a while, Lancer realized that things might be very different from what he imagined.

Bazzett hated lottery and other things about luck very much, and hated it to the point of avoiding it when he saw it.

And when Lancer asked her why she hated that kind of thing so much, Bazzett's answer was like this - "From birth to now, every divination and every lottery I get is 'fierce'..."

Lancer still remembers being stunned when he heard this answer, and it was also at that time that he realized that being summoned by Bazzett might have nothing to do with Lady Luck.

To be honest, Lancer likes people who are serious and straightforward like him, but Bazzett seems to be too much in these two aspects.

For example, when Lancer received the knowledge given by the Holy Grail, he keenly noticed the beautiful things like 'maid restaurants' that can make men's hormones soar.

But after seeing Bazzett in a maid outfit solemnly squeezing ketchup with force that can generate strong winds, and finally turning the original heart-warming interaction into a blood-spitting crime scene, all his dreams of maids disappeared in an instant. become fragmented.

Not to mention asking the 'victim' to assume a shooting posture with his hands crossed over his head while providing feeding services, and saying 'please keep this posture and don't move, or it may cause my target to miss and I will shoot you in the head' The speech "intimidates" the "victim", and he uses the momentum of punching a cow to kill a cow and punches a table spoon into the "victim"'s wide mouth.

As for why Bazzett worked in a maid cafe, Lancer said that he would cry if he said too much. It was the first time in his two lives that he saw a human being who lived on grass roots for more than a week.

However, the most unlucky thing is not these, but what happened yesterday when he and Bazzett went to the supervisor to report the information.

On the way to the Holy Church with Bazzett, Lancer suddenly sensed the breath of the other masters and servants.

If the other party is weak, then ravage it and vent the aggrieved air accumulated these days; if the other party is strong, fight with him to refresh your mood, but I didn't expect to directly bump into the most powerful Top monster face...

"That Berserker, it's fine if he can maintain his sanity. I also recognize his strong and monster-like body, but the ability to know the effect of my Noble Phantasm in advance and the ability to have nothing to do with my heart being pierced is not a bit too foul! "

The tall, muscular giant with an astonishing pressure from yesterday emerged in his mind, and Lancer couldn't help clenching his teeth.

But this is not complaining about the strength of the opponent. Lancer, as a great Celtic hero, is not afraid of any strong enemy. He is just a little annoyed at himself for the fact that he is not Berserker's opponent at all.

"Even if the 'Death Thorn Piercing Spear' pierced Berserker's heart because of its causal reversal effect, it would not have any effect on that monster, and the 'Death Spear Piercing Spear' would probably not be able to cause any damage to Berserker."

It would be fine if it was other irrational Berserkers. Lancer didn't believe that the monster he encountered yesterday, who could maintain his sanity and directly use his body to resist the wounded heart being pierced, would not have a treasure that could rival Geborgage.

Even thinking about it badly, an existence with that level of body and will has a high probability of possessing a treasure that surpasses Geborgage, such as the battle ax that always shines with infinite power in Berserker's hand...

"Besides, he knew the effect of my Noble Phantasm in advance, and from his description, he seemed to have directly seen Gabgargo's ability to reverse cause and effect. There is a high probability that Berserker still has a Noble Phantasm that can see through the abilities of other Servants."

Thinking of this, Lancer's face turned serious again. He knew that his Master possessed the same Noble Phantasm of Karma Reversal as his Gaiberga — the 'Backlight Sword' that comes first.

But if Berserker had the Noble Phantasm of seeing through the enemy as he guessed, Bazzett's backlight sword would have no chance to use it at all.

Moreover, there is a lesson from the past that Lancer pierced Berserker's heart but still did not lose his ability to move. He felt that even if he used the "Spike of Death Fly" first to force Berserker to release the Noble Phantasm to offset the power, Bazzett successfully used the "Backlight" The sword' hit Berserker, and Berserker probably knocked himself over with his bare hands just like he had been pierced through the heart before.

If even the 'Backlight Sword' can't do anything to Berserker, their master and slave have almost no hope of dealing with Berserker.

"Ugh!"

In the end, Lancer could only sigh helplessly, turned his eyes to the sea in front of him, and calmed down inexplicably.

It seems that as long as he looks at the blue sea and blue sky, he can forget all his worries.

"It's rare to have a holiday today. I don't have to work for the Master to earn money. As long as nothing happens, I can freely spend the whole day. It's really great."

Lancer's Master, that is, Bazzett, will always be in a financial crisis for no reason, so he always needs to do various short-term jobs to make ends meet. Became Lancer's daily life.

And in a sense, today's Lancer can come to the beach so leisurely, thanks to Berserker who hit him with a whole set of Pancrasin before, and then he was worried about him. Let him rest at ease.

But Lancer will never thank Berserker for this. If his own life is not strong enough, and there happens to be a Master who can follow his teachings and use the runes restricted by Lancer's job to save him, he would have Return to the Hall of Valor.

Lancer just sorted out his emotions while tidying up his beach outfit.

Since it is on vacation, it is natural to look like it is on vacation. Lancer will naturally take off the blue tight armor that most ordinary people would regard as a pervert, and what he is wearing is bought with hard-earned money. The colorful short shirt and dark trousers give people a sunny and handsome image.

Although it is a bit strange to wear this outfit in the winter season, the temperature in Fuyuki City, which is rich in underground natural gas resources, is relatively high, so people around can still accept Lancer's clothes, and even young women will still because of his handsome face. while ignoring some details.

After tidying up his clothes, Lancer lit a cigarette he was addicted to recently, and then set his eyes on the sea in front of him, to be precise, it should be on the fish float floating on the sea.

It seems that because of his previous experience, Lancer especially likes sea fishing. Although with his luck, the number of times he has caught fish is very small, but just sitting in front of the sea with a fishing rod, he feels a burst of relaxation from the bottom of his heart.

As it is now, Lancer is quietly waiting for the fish to bite like an experienced angler, just looking at his posture, almost everyone will believe that he will return with a full reward in a short while.

but...