I don't like the gods, I want to be a hero

.........

Chaldea, in the meeting room temporarily requisitioned by the servants of the adult group.

"So... why did you pull us here?" The three knights of Seleus with their arms folded looked helplessly at their companions in front of them.

"Because there were too many people in the entertainment room, Camilla's declaration was spread throughout Chaldea..." Karoshi II, who was lying on the table, explained weakly to the three of Seleus.

"In the end, it evolved into a large-scale event between the entire adult-line servants and all the Lily-line servants-the story of 'I' and 'I'! The old and the young are fighting!"

"I also said that if you give a gift that can satisfy 'Lily', you will be recognized as a 'reliable adult', but if you can't give a gift, or if the gift can't satisfy 'Lily', you will be boycotted by the 'Lily's" ..."

The virtuous King Shan, who also looked like he was dying from overwork, was lying half dead on the lap of the gun Serius, while the sword and the bow were carefully brushing up the killing book for this one night since the early morning. Get massaged by old stuff pulled over by 'itself'.

"Don't let this king know that it was that miscellaneous cultivator who spread the news everywhere, otherwise this king will definitely... hiss—can you be gentle, you fellow."

(Ah! Da Vinci, who was carrying handicrafts, and Sheba, who was helping at the side, sneezed at the same time.)

"You rushed over without even saying hello, and now you're blaming me?!" Gun squeezed Xian Wang's tense shoulders angrily, but the strength was still much relieved.

"But having said that." Gun Serius suddenly thought of something. "I seem to be the smallest of all Seleus."

"Although the 'I' who rides the steps looks like a young child no matter in mind or appearance..." Gongselius complained silently, the force of the massage subconsciously intensified, and the unbearable pain made the virtuous king stunned Take a breath of cool air.

"But technically, that guy is the second largest of all the Seriuses."

"And..." Sword Seleus spread out his hands, with a very helpless expression. "We can't figure out whether that guy is pretending to be tender because of his appearance, just like the bastard who pretends to be crazy when he encounters trouble because of his job characteristics."

"Pretend to be crazy?" The second turned his head over, and put a different face on the table. "I seem to have heard something extraordinary."

"Although most of them are not intentional, it is an indisputable fact that I have committed too many crimes." Gun Serius carefully reviewed the previous adventures, and then pinched the center of his brows with a headache.

"And there is a ready-made scapegoat, why should he ask for trouble?" When the scapegoat was mentioned, the corners of Gooseleus' eyes couldn't help twitching a few times.

Gun and Sword also sighed involuntarily.

"Did you not participate in the discussion because you have already thought about what gift to give?" Medea in a black robe suddenly appeared, and then sat next to Sword Seleus very naturally.

"If you need help, please don't be polite." Medusa wearing glasses directly stuck to the body of Serius, and at the same time cast a disgusted glance at the virtuous King Shan on Serius' leg.

"Huh?!" Sensing something, Xian Wang raised his head abruptly, but he didn't notice anything except the unusually shiny lens.

"What did I just say?" Gun Serius directly pushed down the old man's restless head.

"It does seem to be very hard work." The second glanced sympathetically at Kyuselius next to him, then tremblingly pushed a bottle of stomach medicine in front of him. "Do you want some special medicine? It's specially made for servants."

"That's unnecessary." Gong Seleus waved his hand, rejecting the kindness of the Second King. "Selius has too many people, and they can withstand separation."

"That's really enviable, you don't need to work overtime or anything..." The Second sighed, and continued to lay his body on the table.

Seemingly aware of the movement here, the members of the adult group who had gathered together to discuss loudly came to Serius' side one after another.

"Everyone, have you discussed what gifts to give?"

Looking at the adult servants who suddenly surrounded him, Sword Serius greeted him curiously.

"Although that announcement was made." Camilla sighed softly. "But until now there was absolutely no clue."

"Are you in any trouble?" Jian Seleus tilted his head curiously.

"Although I seem to be just one person, I actually need to give three gifts." Camilla looked embarrassed. "If you only give one copy, the other two will definitely clamor for it."

"In addition, there are still two people who don't know whether they are considered to be Elizabeth... It involves the issue of respect or not, such a small amount of time is simply not enough."

"But if there are many caregivers, you can consult with them (the two Vlad IIIs)..." Saying this, Medea secretly glanced at Seleus next to her. "I want to discuss it with someone, but I don't know if he will agree."

"This is really hard to listen to..." Camilla complained.

"Although I only need to give one gift, the type of gift is really troublesome." Iskandar the Conqueror walked directly behind the three knights of Seleus, and put his arms around the shoulders of the three knights. "So, is this king lucky enough to have the help of the great Greek hero?"

"Miscellaneous cultivator! Open your reckless eyes and see clearly, this is the king's best friend!" The old man couldn't sit still. "Your counselor is over there!"

"Don't be so stingy, old King of Heroes." The King of Conquerors who was yelled touched the back of his head. "This brat Wei Bo is so tired, how can I have the heart to continue to increase the workload for him."

"Besides, there are so many Seleus here, just give me one at random."

"What the hell is even one?" The corners of the Seleus' mouths twitched.

The Conqueror King who said these words was naturally hostile by everyone, and the Worthy King was aroused by the violent temper that had been dusty for many years. He took out the "King's Axe" and dragged Iskandar to the combat simulation room to fight. .

Gong Shanshan, who was also irritated, also followed, and judging from his expression, it seemed that he wanted to use the treasure to fight with real swords and guns.

After the three most troublesome people left, the remaining adult group continued their discussion.

"In other words, as the most intelligent and most understanding existence among us..." Gongselius glanced at the second who didn't know when he sat up. "what are you thinking?"

"I've already decided on a gift for myself."

"The latest version of the Grand Strategy?" Sword Serius interjected.

"When I was young, I hadn't gotten into the bad habit of playing games." The Second Gently pushed his glasses.

'It turns out that you have the consciousness that playing games all night is a bad habit. 'Everyone complained silently.

Even though he was so tired that he almost vomited blood every day, but he still had to play games all night, when would the sudden death of the second generation have always been the biggest topic in Chaldea, and this topic directly became a topic after a certain animal-eared queen who did not want to be named joined The biggest gamble among followers...

Based on the state of the second generation, Tachibana re-summoned a second generation in advance, and learned a lesson to directly strengthen his spirit base to the limit.

After hearing about this incident, the Celeus kept complaining about Tachibana's unnecessary actions, but after asking themselves at the surgery level and learning that Tachibana was the final boss of the game, they understood everything——

The Master of Chaldea has no heart...

Ignoring everyone's strange expressions, the second directly took out a well-made book cover from his jacket pocket.

"Book cover?" Gongselius glanced at the dragon skin artwork, which was obviously from Da Vinci's workshop. "Why do you want to do this?"

"In the past, I had a lot of books that I valued very much, but I couldn't find a bookcase that matched the size of the book..." The second groped for the extremely comfortable dragon skin with his hands, with a strong tone. nostalgia.

"So, I asked Da Vinci to help me make such a book cover."

"It's a well-thought-out gift." Gunselius was a little emotional. "Should I really be worthy of being the ultimate military strategist?"

"Did you ever want something?" Lamila held her chin. "Second's gift gave me a good hint."

"In that case..." Medea narrowed her eyes. "I thought of one too."

"Now that you've thought about it, let's start taking action." With that said, Camilla walked directly to the door of the meeting room.

"Can you tell me about the gift you thought of?" Jian Serius stopped Camilla and asked curiously. "I want to refer to it."

"Transfusion-blood-bag!" Camilla puffed up her chest and said proudly. "If it were me, I would definitely not be able to refuse the sweetness of that young blood sliding across the tip of my tongue."

Looking at Camilla who went straight to the Master's room, the remaining servants looked at each other.

"Are we going to stop it?"

"Why do you want to stop it? Since it is a request from a follower, Tachibana will definitely agree."

"Hey! This is going to draw blood..."

"Look at the current Second King, and then think about the gamble in Chaldea. By the way, Arash must be added..."

"Uh...who do you want to choose as the attending doctor?"

"How about Nightingale? I mean the one from Berserker."

"If it's the head nurse who loves life so much that she loses her mind, Tachibana should be able to get the most suitable care... right?"

"Then it's settled, I'll remind the head nurse after giving the gift..."

.........

"Future Oni-chan, why did you cover my eyes?" Outside the meeting room, Illya and Chloe, whose eyes were firmly covered by Heroic Spirit Emiya and Emiya Alter, asked in puzzlement.

Beside them, Miyu and Kiritsugu firmly held on to the eager wife.

"Front..." Ying Ling Wei Gong looked in horror at the conference room that was constantly oozing out with strong malice. "But hell."

.........

"Back to the topic, I also have a gift that I want to give, but it needs the cooperation of Serius." Medea reached out and grabbed the corner of Serius's clothes. "So can you help me?"

"In that case..."

"As Serius, I feel that as a Caster, I can better meet your requirements."

Before Jian Serius finished speaking, a cold voice suddenly interrupted him.

Everyone followed the prestige, and saw Serius, a young man in a blood-red robe, walking in with a calm face, and behind him was a beautiful green man.

"Don't you guys want to receive gifts? Why do you come here?" Seeing that the opportunity to touch fish was blocked by someone, Jian Seleus stood up directly, and at the same time subconsciously glanced at the green man's face. Purple pupils.

"I don't think your muscular heads can give you such a good gift." Juselius stared at the three burly 'selves' indifferently. "In order to save some face for you guys, I didn't join the 'Lily' alliance from the very beginning."

"As for why you came here..." Seleus paused, and his eyes fell on Medea, whose eyes were shining. "Since Little Medea also didn't expect a gift from the 'adult', so I plan to give her a surprise."

"Medea should have already thought of what gift to give, right? Then..." Juselius walked directly to Medea's side, and stretched out his right hand gracefully. "Do you need help from Caster Seleus?"

"Of course I would!" Medea, whose face was full of surprise, hugged Juselius directly in her arms, and then ran out of the conference room with both legs.

"As a Caster, I really want to cooperate with Caster, so I'm sorry, Saber's Seleus."

"You guys have to work hard too!" Jin Gu greeted the three knights of Serius with a smile, and followed leisurely.

The three knights of Serius stared dumbfoundedly at the gate that was brought by Jin Gu, and the thoughts in their hearts could not be calmed for a long time.

"Actually..." Medusa, who was sitting next to Serius, took off her glasses, blinking at the three warriors next to her with her big gorgeous eyes.

"If it was me in the past, I should like sweet snacks the most, so...so..." Saying this, Zifa Yujie lowered her head shyly.

"Could you ask Sirius to help me make and try desserts?"

"when..."

"Of course!"

Gun Celius was about to agree to this opportunity to fish, so he didn't want to waste time thinking about what gift to give to the guy who was probably pretending to be tender.

But before Gunselius finished speaking, the familiar young voice suddenly appeared, forcing back the words he had already reached his mouth.

On the other side of Medusa, a boy in a black cloak suddenly appeared as if he had crossed the space, and gracefully stretched out his right hand.

The scene of deja vu was staged again, and the three knights just stayed where they were.

"When did you come here?" Gun Serius stared wide-eyed, looking at Killer Serius beside him in disbelief.

"I actually came with Caster." The boy's mouth curled up slightly.

So you guys just showed up on purpose to mess with us, right?

"That's right." The boy nodded.

You shamelessly admitted it... No!Can this guy read people's hearts?We don't remember ourselves having this ability.

The three knights looked at each other, and they all saw doubts in each other's eyes.

"I heard that a fool's mind can be seen from his face..." The young man sighed in a complicated mood as he watched the three big fools who were closely related to him show their lower IQ in front of him. "But I never thought that this sentence could be verified on 'myself'."

like... sword

...completely... bow

...couldn't refute it.gun

Accurately speaking from the faces of the two companions, the next three knights slumped on their seats, unable to get up again.

"That..." Although Medusa, who is pure Greek, is very willing to get the help of the young man, but because of the situation just now, the purple-haired royal sister is embarrassed to directly abandon the spear Serius beside her.

"The three of them are going to participate in the event as adults, you don't want them three fools to lose in the event because of helping you..."

"So let me, a follower of the 'Lily' system who is not in the 'Lily' alliance, be your helper."

As if thinking of something, the young man showed a happy smile on his face, and then he directly pulled the half-pushed Medusa out of the meeting room.

"What kind of situation is this?" Pointing at the door closed by Medusa, Gongselius trembled and turned his head to look at the two 'selves'.

"Forget about Caster, why is Assassin like this, he is obviously the third largest." Jian Seleus also found it difficult to understand.

"Strictly speaking, I should be the youngest of us." The poor gun Serius looked confused, and blamed him for the Nordic style of aesthetics being a muscular guy.

"Then I'm leaving too." Seeing that the crowd had almost left, the two gun-level Artorias who had finished eating their snacks and cakes also got up and prepared to leave.

"Lily asked us to buy cakes, and we can't give her the ones that have already been eaten."

"In that case, then I'll go first." The second king, who recovered a little strength, stood up with his hands on the table, and opened his tired eyes to glance at the three knights beside him.

"Anyway, I wish you all come up with a good plan..." The Second King, who had guessed something from Seleus, sighed, and then staggered out of the meeting room.

"Hey, we're the only ones left."