I don't like the gods, I want to be a hero

Blackbeard comforted himself in his heart, and Chaldea's annual Valentine's Day event was the source of his confidence. (what a sad man)

Merlin didn't speak, he just slowly approached the black beard, and silently stared at the black beard who felt more and more guilty with those eyes that seemed to be able to see through the soul.

"What...how? No...don't you believe me?"

"Ah, ah, I can't say that you don't believe it, but the 'facts' you told, Blackbeard, are too subversive to people's worldview."

Merlin lightly tapped the troublemaker's head with the tip of his wand, looking very embarrassed.

"So that's how it is." Blackbeard heaved a long sigh of relief when he realized that he hadn't been exposed. "But since that's the case, there's nothing I can do. After all, I can't..."

"Let me see... Wow! That girl Tachibana happened to be worrying about how to establish friendship with the new Elizabeth, so..."

Looking at the black beard whose mouth involuntarily opened wider and wider, Merlin, who purposely elongated his voice, showed a vicious smile that he didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement.

"Do you want to help Tachibana now, if you are really so experienced."

"..."

............

Chaldea, the strange combination of Blackbeard and Merlin is silently rushing to Tachibana's side.

'shit!shit! 'The black beard, who was covered in cold sweat but had to put on a confident expression, kept wailing in his heart.

'Although I claim to be a master at picking up girls in the sea because of my face, how can I use methods other than force and coercion. '

Thinking of this, Blackbeard couldn't help but glanced at the large Fufu beside him. He had a pleasant smile on his face, and would hum a few Celtic folk songs softly from time to time.

'According to the information I got from the comrades at the round table, this guy with a bad personality seems to have eyes that can predict the future, so... Did this bastard deliberately pick this time to watch my jokes? '

Unfortunately, Blackbeard guessed the truth of the matter.

'What shall I do? ' Blackbeard sighed.

'It's going to cost me face and suffer, if I admit it from the beginning... After all, why did I say that sentence? '

Blackbeard thought of what he saw and heard at Kiritsugu's place, and it was precisely because of the impact of that scene that he unconsciously said the words that brought him such trouble today.

'It's all the fault of that nasty assassin, if it wasn't for what happened to him that made my uncle's mentality unbalanced...wait a minute! '

Blackbeard suddenly thought of something, and a look of surprise appeared on his face.

'That method can successfully attack even an inhuman guy like an assassin. If I let this uncle use it, wouldn't it be easy to take down those little girls who have never seen the world? '

Thinking of the excitement, Blackbeard couldn't help but rubbed his palms together, anticipating the scene of himself showing off his skills in front of the Master.

And Merlin at the side also seemed to see something, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but slightly raised.

In this way, the two guys with their own ulterior motives soon came to Tachibana who was holding the corner and cautiously observing something.

"Hey! Tachibana, I heard that you are worrying about how to build a good relationship with your new partner."

"So..." The black beard, who was about to overflow with confidence, shook his messy hair, and put on a posture that he thought he was hearty. "Do you need the help of a super reliable emotional expert?"

"You—? Emotional expert?!"

Tachibana's suddenly raised voice, and the unbelievable eyes that seemed to see Cu Chulainn winning a big prize deeply hurt Blackbeard's sensitive heart.

"It's gotten to the point where it can't be ignored."

Blackbeard felt that he had to use his newly learned trick to restore his image in Chaldea, especially in front of the Master.

"At least Blackbeard is a playboy who has conquered many women." Blackbeard brazenly raised his title by one level, and then gave his thumbs up confidently.

"Today, I will show the master the strength of my master."

"Honestly, I'm disturbed...you'd better not go."

The black beard who turned around gracefully didn't care about the chilling words behind him, but showed a hearty big brother's smile (I think I know everything about it, laugh), and approached the crystal cloth with confidence. Petite Dragon Girl in Black Dress.

"Yo, this is not Eli-chan..."

"It stinks! Ah! It's ugly!!!"

Blackbeard wanted to imitate the example of the Cup of Heaven and put his hand on the girl's shoulder, but before he got close to a certain distance, the girl frowned and turned her head away, and shouted when she saw Blackbeard Run away.

"Hahahahaha!!!!"

The interesting scene as expected made the heartless Merlin laugh and roll on the ground, and considering Blackbeard's mood, Tachibana stepped forward to comfort him very worriedly.

"Are you all right, Blackbeard."

"It's the Master." The black-bearded man whose whole body was black and white was ashen.

"I'm wondering if the new Miss Elizabeth is the Assassin's job agent, that's why she hurt me so deeply."

"Um, I really want to comfort you, but that Eli-chan is actually a Rider just like you..."

...............

"It's really boring."

The old fairy who happened to pass by witnessed all the farce of Tachibana and others, and then she left this land of right and wrong without looking back.

She likes to take a walk in Chaldea when she has nothing to do, and she naturally recognizes that Blackbeard's behavior is a prank that has become very popular among lovers recently.

"If it was Master Xiang Yu, he would definitely not do such petty behavior." Yu Ji thought so, but her pretty face was tinged with loneliness.

This elf who has lingered for thousands of years for love has never doubted the deep friendship between her and her lover, but it is an indisputable fact that Xiang Yu, who is essentially a weapon of war, has never been this kind of flirtatious show of love.

"If Lord Xiang Yu...No!" Yu Ji, who had fantasized about certain scenes, shook her head fiercely. "Master Xiang Yu is an unrivaled hero, so he will definitely not be bound by the love of these sons and daughters."

"But..." Yu Ji suddenly stood where she was, and stared at her heart in despair.

'If Lord Xiang Yu...'

"Yu."

A longing voice suddenly came from behind, and then, a powerful big hand was followed by his shoulder.

"Lord Xiang Yu!" Yu Ji, who was standing on the spot, suddenly let out a cry of surprise, and her half-turned head was gently pressed against her cheek with her fingers.

"Xiang Yuda... huh?!?"

The voice full of joy stopped abruptly, and the tenderness like a fairy peach blossom turned into a pool of stagnant water in an instant.

As for why...

"Actually, it's Zhenyo." The childish innocence of the big fluttering moth happily returned to his original voice.

Time seemed to be completely frozen at this moment, and after a while, the immortal fairy who was trembling all over her body let out an extremely angry roar.

"With tears of compassion, curse their lives!!!"

............

"Have you heard, Chaldea is a very popular couple interaction mode recently."

At the Beast Ear Girls' Meeting, Tamazamo approached Atalanta's ear mysteriously.

"It's the routine of sneaking up behind your lover and then entering into the interaction with a prank."

Atalanta nodded slightly, indicating that she had heard the rumor.

"What do you think?" Suzuka Gozen on the side also approached with a smile.

"What do you think?" Atalanta looked puzzled.

"It's you and Serius." The two friends had expressions of hatred. "Do you want to try it too?"

"That's not necessary." Atalanta smiled lightly. "The relationship between us can no longer be promoted by such a small game."

"Is this what a good wife and mother should look like?" Tamamo, whose goal is to become a good wife and mother, showed a longing look.

"Although there is no need to promote it, it is also a good choice to maintain a relationship like Sigurd and the others." Suzuka Gozen put forward a different idea.

"Selius is a trustworthy and good man, but without the necessary maintenance measures, no matter how intimate the love is, it will be dull."

Atalanta's expression gradually became serious...

In Chaldea's recreation room, Seleus, who was relaxing, stared at the two people who left quickly after making a mess like a storm with a speechless face.

"What happened to those two?"

"It is said that it was because of a prank..."

'mischief? 'Selius, who overheard other people's conversation, was a little puzzled.

"It's the one that's been very popular recently."

After receiving the answer, Serius nodded knowingly. He had seen that kind of prank done between other couples, but he never thought of trying it himself because of his relatively casual nature.

'Ata, she wouldn't like teasing like that, would she? '

Serius thought so, but he suddenly noticed that the surrounding voices suddenly stopped as if a switch had been pressed, and then he noticed someone quietly appearing behind him.

Before he could react to what happened, a somewhat cold hand gently touched his right shoulder.

"Hi! Seleus."

A deliberately changed voice came from behind, and subconsciously, Serius turned his head from the left side, perfectly avoiding the sudden popping fingers of the person behind him.

Then, eyes met, and behind him was his lover Atalanta.

Atalanta stared blankly at Serius who didn't follow the routine, and for a moment didn't know how to continue the development.

Seleus, who had roughly figured things out through the conversation just now, was a little surprised by Atalanta's sudden change of style, but seeing his lover's bewildered and cute look, he still chuckled from the bottom of his heart.

Then, he turned his head again, and actively put his right cheek against the protruding finger of his lover.

"Ah, I was fooled..."

Chapter 1 Her Royal Highness Princess Faslis

The warm sunlight passed through the curtain by the window, and shone on the girl's closed eyelids through the tulle hanging from the edge of the canopy.

The sleepy girl frowned cutely. She stretched out her hand and fumbled for the thin blanket that could block the sun in a daze.

But that kind of thing had already been kicked off the bed by the girl's indecent sleeping appearance. After searching for nothing, she muttered a few times, and then stuffed her little head directly under the pillow.

"Crack~~"

With a soft sound, the young woman in a maid outfit with a long hem gently pushed open the door, and quietly came to the girl's bed.

"Master Keno is also very cute today."

The maid could not help but chuckle at the girl's cute butt like an ostrich, and then she stretched out her hands and pulled away the pillow where the girl was hiding with extremely gentle movements.

"It's time to get up, Master Keno."

"Uh-oh-"

The half-dream and half-awake girl reluctantly opened her eyes a slit, and what caught her eyes was the familiar smile of the maid.

"Good morning, Lord Keno, today is also a good day."

"Good morning, ah-hmm, can I sleep a little longer?" Saying so, the girl closed her eyes again. "Just sleep a little longer."

"Oh, this is not acceptable, Master Keno." The maid looked at the sleeping girl with some trouble.

"If you don't hurry up, you won't be able to catch up with today's magic class."

"Uh-uh--"

"I slept very deeply. Is it because the sun was covered?" The maid tilted her head, looking thoughtfully at the girl who was shrunk in her shadow, and then gradually shifted her gaze to the curtain beside the window. superior.

"Wow—"

The maid opened the curtains, allowing the warm sunlight to illuminate the girl's room without any hindrance, as if she was telling that today would be a stable and beautiful day full of warmth.

"Well~~ I just want to sleep a little longer." The dazzling light completely dispelled the girl's drowsiness, she yawned, and couldn't help rubbing her tear-filled sleepy eyes.

"Nastha is really evil."

"Okay, okay, there's nothing I can do about it." The maid named Nasta smiled and rubbed the girl's little head. "I'll prepare fresh water for Lord Keno right away, so please get up quickly."

An empty silver basin was placed on the small round table. After Nasta cast a spell on it, clean water gushed out of the basin immediately.

This is the first level of life magic - water creation 【Create Water】.

Generally speaking, even for high-level magic casters, the washing water is pure water created by the zero-level magic of the same name.

In any case, using high-grade water that is considered a luxury for drinking water to wash your hands is a bit too strange for normal people.

Just like everyone knows that bathing with milk (maybe) will make the skin fairer, but even with that condition, I believe not many people are willing to try the feeling of milk bath.