Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

Our grandpa Diluque is also dancing to the rhythm, waving a burning salted fish sword in his hand.

Master Di Luque is naturally a macho, there is no dispute about this.

[Di Luc: ([-])] [Kaya: What's wrong?My stepbrother, aren't you happy? (Funny)] dancing with a grilled salted fish, how can Grandpa Di Luke be happy?

Back on the big screen, I saw Grandpa Di Luke turning the salted fish sword in his hand, and the flaming flames occupied the entire screen.

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha…"

"Hahahahahaha..."

Brother Dou Zi's devilish laughter came again, and the heads of all the hunks gathered together 67 7.

Another flame of salted fish was thrown, and all the strong men gathered together, twisting and dancing.

The background screen switches between Inazuma, Mond, Liyue, and Sumeru.

Then, the camera turned again to the headquarters of the Zephyr Knights.

On the small screen above the desk, a macho rock was playing, and some bullet screens such as "I want to touch Zhongli's ass" flashed.

Captain Qin hugged Keli, while Xu Hao stood aside, looking at the hunk like a family of three.

Qin and Keli suddenly looked at Xu Hao, both mother and daughter blushed and looked forward to it.

Uncle Xu Hao understood what the mother and daughter meant, so he slapped his face helplessly.

Then, the picture on the big screen suddenly went black, and the music stopped.

Then, Xu Hao's voice sounded.

"This is throwing tiles one by one!"

The dark picture was cut into countless pieces like glass in the blue light.

Xu Hao appeared in the center of the screen, and slowly retracted the knife into its sheath.

With the click of the knife being sheathed, the picture was completely shattered.

Immediately afterwards, the music sounded again.

This time, Xu Hao was added to the hunk's team, waving a white food stall chair in his hand.

The throwing tile man is naturally a macho!

Chapter 220 Two: Supple and big ears, golden abs

Some people in the studio wondered why there was no Xu Hao.

No, Xu Hao took his plastic food stall chair to perform on stage.

Moreover, he is still standing in the C position.

A group of grown hunks danced this funny dance on the big screen, and many girls in the studio couldn't stand it.

A certain Donna who had a crush on Earl Lulu almost stumbled and passed out.

As the sound of the music became smaller and smaller, the picture became darker and darker, and soon the big screen went completely black.

[Video ends, thanks for watching. ] [The main character of the video, Shen He, gets a reward: a snatch of the induced bird-catching net. ] [Video protagonist Yun Jin received a reward: "A Collection of Stories Adapted from One Hundred and Eight Operas"] [Video protagonist Paimeng received a reward: one hundred secret-made spicy roasted chicken legs. ] [The main character of the video, Liu Yun, borrows from Feng Zhenjun to get a reward: a long stab-resistant neck guard. ] [Video protagonist Di Luke received a reward: a salted fish sword that can be ignited. ] [The protagonist of the video, Kaiya, gets a reward: a bottle of Sumeru oil. ] [The protagonist of the video, Ichito Ararataki, gets a reward: a super-sized chocolate bar. ] [Video protagonist Xu Hao received a reward: a set of parent-child clothing for a family of three. ] [Video protagonist Dadalia received a reward: a super-sized narwhal toy. ] [The main character of the video, Zhong Li, received a reward: a black tea brick in the shape of a rock ridge. ] [The protagonist of the video, Ayato Shenli, gets a reward: a super super super large cup of pearl milk tea. ] [The protagonist of the video, Thomas, gets a reward: a broom that can breathe fire. ] [The main character of the video, Tinari, received a reward: big ear smoothing care solution. ] [The protagonist of the video, El Hessen, received a reward: a bottle of abdominal muscle polishing fluid. ] [The live broadcast room will be closed in 5 minutes...] The three videos are over. About the final hunk dancing, some of the participants are happy and some are ashamed.

[Arataki Yidou: Hahahahaha, this is my macho dancing posture, I am the king of dancing, hahahaha...] [Thoma: So I am also a macho, I am a little happy to say (/口≤ )/~ But what's the use of rewarding me with a fire-breathing broom? ] [Tinari: Big ear softening lotion?Looks like a good thing. ] [Ke Lai: Is it possible to make the master's ears better?That’s really a good thing (V)~] [Kaya: @Di Luke, hey, brother-in-law, why don’t you talk about it, why are you so embarrassed when you dance? (Pimon is funny. JPG)] [Di Luke: You bastard, don't talk to me, I'm afraid of being infected ([-]) [El Hessen: Abdominal muscle polish? What is this? It always feels very unreliable The appearance of the score...] [Amber: Captain Qin, Ke Li, and Xu Hao standing together seem to be a family of three. Even the live broadcast room rewarded a family of three with parent-child costumes.] [Ke Li: Okay, Playing house, the head of Qin plays the mother, brother Xu Hao plays the father (V≤)/] [Xu Hao: No problem, I will play the father (mouth)~ [Qin: (mouth)] [Ying: I mean, although I appear on the scene Yes, but there is no line in the whole process? Paimon is really my mouth of God. (Paimon is speechless. JPG)] [Paimon: @ying, hello, Ying, can you stop mentioning the mouth of God Get up (?~?)

] The 5 minutes ended soon, and the melon-eating audience went back to their homes and looked for their mothers.

On Xumi's side, Tinari picked up the bottle of big ear smoothing care lotion and started tinkering with it. He attaches great importance to his precious big ears, and he does a lot of maintenance on weekdays.

Squeezing out a little lotion, Tinari rubbed his ears in front of the mirror.

A few minutes later, when Tinari let go of his hand, he was instantly stunned.

His ears were glowing and sparkling, like some kind of shocking treasures, when touched, it was unimaginably silky.

"This care solution is amazing!"

Tinari's face was full of joy, and he was simply too satisfied with the effect.

His most precious big ears have to be like this to be decent.

However, Tinari immediately became troubled again.

His ears are usually very attractive to others, if they are seen by others now, it is estimated that there will be incalculable troubles.

For example, Ke Lai, his apprentice who was peeping outside the window.

Her saliva had already flowed down three thousand feet at this moment, and she was on the verge of launching a surprise attack on him.

It's really troublesome, but who made him born with such a pair of sinful ears.

...(V)o...

Elhaisen, a scholar of the Knowledge School in Xumi Decree Academy, serves as the clerk.

His actions are always dominated by reason, and there will always be things that ordinary people find unacceptable.

His roommate is often more angry than a wind slime when he is angry.

However, El Heisen is handsome and has a good figure, and there are many girls who like him in Xumi.

"Erchuang live broadcast room, what kind of mysterious existence is it?"

"Master Xiaocao is recognized as a qualified god by the three gods. Although it seems to be a spoof, is there any hidden meaning in it?"

"Travelers from other worlds will arrive in Sumeru in the future. How will it affect the future of Sumeru?"

Elhaysen was thinking about many problems, but he didn't have any clue for a while.

Let's not talk about the Erchuang live broadcast room, this is the highest mystery that no law can help.

The one named Xu Hao can hurt the demon god's alien traveler. If he comes to Sumeru, there is a high probability that it will affect the current situation.

Between the late King Dacishu and King Chi, the conflicts between believers (Wang Zhao Zhao) were difficult to resolve.

If a powerful foreign force chooses to take sides, the other side will almost certainly fail.

Sighing, Elheysen couldn't figure it out, so he didn't think about it.

He took out the bottle of abdominal muscle polish that was rewarded and planned to study it.

Abdominal muscle polish, as the name suggests, is to polish the abdominal muscles to make them more shiny.

Elheysen lifted up his clothes and polished his abs.

As a scholar, you must dare to practice.

then……

Wow!Golden legend!

Elheisen's abdominal muscles seemed to have turned into a piece of gold, exuding a glittering golden light. Even if Elheisen covered his clothes, he couldn't cover up the golden light. Yu 0zhuo, this is troublesome!

PS: There are too many second creations that you want to see in the comment area, and my dementia may forget while writing, please forgive me.

Chapter 220 Three: This damn charm that has nowhere to put

Early in the morning, our most industrious and responsible Captain Qin came to work at the headquarters of the Knights.

Yesterday, if her younger sister Barbara hadn't strongly urged her to go home and rest, otherwise she would have slept in the head's office as usual.

When they got to the gate of the Knights headquarters, they found that someone had arrived earlier than her.

"Good morning, Jean."

Xu Hao leaned against the door and waved to Qin.

"Morning, morning, Xu Hao."

Qin was taken aback for a moment, then stammered in response, with a little blush on her face.

She didn't expect Xu Hao to be waiting for her at the gate of the Knights so early, and at the same time, she remembered the video content in the Erchuang live room last night.

She is the mother, Xu Hao is the father, and Keli is the daughter, just like a family of three.

The more she thought about it, the more Qin blushed.

Seeing Qin in a daze, Xu Hao walked over and waved his hands in front of her: "What's wrong? Your face is blushing."

Qin came to his senses and quickly took two steps back: "No, it's nothing, I just haven't woken up yet."

Xu Hao smiled, knowing that the girl must be shy because of something.

After all, she is a girl who is not yet 20 years old. She looks resolute and mature on the outside, but she is still a girl at heart.

Qin opened the door in a panic, and followed Xu Hao into the office of the Knights.

There was still a little bit of documents left in the 677 days yesterday, so Qin made a pot of tea for Xu Hao and started working.

However, my heart was still in a mess. I was absent-minded when I was working on the processor, and I stared at a list for a long time without knowing what I was looking at.

In fact, these things and documents are not important matters, and Qin's mental state is not very good at the moment.

Xu Hao shook his head helplessly, and in the midst of Qin's screams, he forcibly threw her from the chair to the sofa.

"You, you, how many times do we have to say it before we can take a good rest and leave the messy chores to other people to do."

"The acting leader of the dignified West Wind Knights, you are concerned about losing cats and quarreling with trivial matters all day long. You are really not afraid of sudden death someday."

Xu Hao grabbed Qin's face and rubbed it for a while, Qin resisted for a while and then there was no movement. Xu Hao let go of his hand and saw that Qin had turned into a steam girl, with steam bubbling from her head.

The two eyes have turned into spiral mosquito coils, and she fainted from embarrassment.

At this time, the door of the office was suddenly pushed open.

"Captain Qin, what happened!"

Amber, You, Qin, Noelle (cacc), Brother Kaizi, walked in together. They heard Qin's scream outside just now, and thought something happened.

As a result, when he opened the door and came in, he saw Xu Hao sitting on the sofa with a piano in his arms.

Qin was awakened from the dizziness by Amber's voice, then turned her head mechanically, and saw the four people who came in.

Lisa's expression, smiling at the show.

The expressions of You Xie and Amber are as expected.

Noelle's expression covered her face in shame.

Brother Kaizi's expression seemed to want to make trouble.

Qin quickly got out of Xu Hao's arms in a hurry, her face was blushing to the point of bleeding, she lost her composure, it was simply too much of a loss.

"Ahem, we, since you are all here, let's get down to business."

Our head Qin forcibly changed the topic, and everyone laughed and followed her.

Sure enough, Captain Qin, a stubborn girl, had to let Xu Hao, a thick-skinned girl, resolve it.

The main issue that the Knights want to discuss is still about the disposal of meteor fragments.

It is You, Amber, and Kaiya who handle this item outside.

"I came back to Mond this time for this purpose. It was too much effort to find me in such a big place in the wild. With the help of Mona's astrology, I can accurately locate it."

"Let Yura and Amber come with me, it will be faster."

Xu Hao explained the situation to everyone.

Brother Kaizi rolled his eyes speechlessly: "You just excluded me, a big man, your purpose is too obvious."

Amber and You blushed, and Uncle Xu Hao just smiled cheekily.

Lisa also teased: "I want to be with you too, but it's a pity that I run and crawl everywhere. It's better to stay in the library and read books with my weak body."

Noelle opened her mouth to say something, but she gave up.

After so many second creation videos and everyone's barrage discussions, Noelle can vaguely feel where his flaws are.

But she doesn't know how to change this defect, she can only take it step by step and take it slowly.

Qin's eyes wandered for a while, and then she suddenly became firm and made a decision: "Kaya, from now on, I will leave the trivial part of the Knights' affairs to you.

Everyone was slightly surprised by this decision, and then they became happy again.

Finally, Captain Qin, you are finally enlightened.

Kaiya shrugged and said that he was generous, after all, he had suggested before that he would just leave the trivial matters to him.

Even if it is handed over to ordinary knights to deal with, there will be no major problems.