Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

This is so outrageous that his mother doesn't even want to open the door for him.

Chapter 220 Eight: Three Sentences Let Dixia Meow Meow

Rosalind vomited blood, or maybe she didn't.

The Second Creation live broadcast room once again attacked her, and it was still the type who didn't even show his face and killed her just by talking.

[Rosalin: Something is wrong (righteousness)!Is there something wrong?You dragged me out again, and I asked you if there was something wrong with your second creation live broadcast room?My old lady, I don't believe that going to Dao Wife can really kill someone (ten dishes)! ] [Dadalia: Ma'am, calm down, calm down, calm down (mouth?)! !If you go to Inazuma, you might really die. ] [Wendy: That's right, don't be impulsive, isn't it just a second creation, be normal, be normal. ] [Paimon: I feel more and more pitiful for the lady, the Erchuang live broadcast room really likes to bully her (,) factory] [Walnut: Before going, do you want to buy a luxury package at Xiangshengtang now, in this case you There will be no worries (V)~] [Xiao Gong: According to the previous performance of the second creation, it seems that the lady may be rescued by Xu Hao, and then she will be spanked every day in the castle tower. ] [Rosalind: Go!I don't want him to save (dish#)!

[Xu Hao: Come on 693, when it’s really time to die, even if you call your daddy, you’ll want me to save you and fly to the (factory,) factory] In [-], I had to deal with the ghost of the local old man to handle business, and Dada Duck said it was impossible.

Dada Duck: "Uh, no, I'm in a hurry here, and I'm not short of money, why don't you accommodate me?"

Boss Taotao: "Big ~ client?"

Dada Duck: "It's quite big, how much is the most expensive coffin here?"

Boss Taotao: "1000 million moras."

Dada Duck was shocked by the price: "Ahem, what about the cheapest one?"

Boss Taotao: "999 million moras."

Dada Duck was a little dumbfounded: "Doing this business is much faster than us fools stealing money."

Boss Taotao: "You just say whether to do it or not?"

Dada Duck couldn't accept this price: "I'm sorry, Master Hu, I don't need this business anymore."

Boss Taotao: "Aren't you Beiguo Bank? You don't understand economics at all? This is investment! Young people should have investment ideas."

Dada Duck: "It's not that I don't vote, your coffin costs 1000 million moras, and you still let people live?"

Boss Taotao: "You need a coffin if you don't want people to live. If you are like this, let me introduce to you the business process of our Xiangsheng Hall. First, after you die."

Dada Duck: "You change someone else, I... live well."

Boss Taotao: "Oh, after she dies, we will first conduct a cremation service."

"Then, put your ashes into the coffin you bought."

Dada Duck: "No, you wait for a while, put the ashes in the coffin?"

"The ashes...does it... need such a big coffin?"

Boss Taotao: "It's just that you are not familiar with our business. For the dead, they need more space."

"The 180-square-meter coffin can effectively solve the situation that the air in the coffin is not circulated and it is easy to suffocate."

"And there is no light at all, so you don't have to worry about lighting at all. It's hot in summer and cold in winter. It's especially suitable for the dead to live in."

"If you pay the full price now, we can give you a tailor-made flip coffin as a gift."

Dada Duck: "Is there a touch screen?"

Boss Taotao: "Hey, the General Affairs Department doesn't pay, so the project has to be put on hold."

Dada Duck finally settled in Bengbu: "I'm the head office, and I won't send you money either!"

This is the end of the story of Boss Taotao selling coffins.

[Walnut: This (cacc) is a slander, we will not sell such expensive coffins in Xiangshengtang, but we can accept custom-made coffins at this price. ] [Chongyun: Uh... who would customize a coffin that costs 1000 million moras ([-])] [Beidou: Who knows, maybe Ningguang will spend [-] million moras to build a coffin in a hundred years. (Funny)] [Ningguang: @北斗, do you want me to spend [-] million moras to order a coffin for you first? (皮#)] [Walnut: Wow (*???)![-] million moras, then I have to think about what materials to use. ] [Dolly: Is selling coffins so profitable (?w?)? ] [Xu Hao: You can make money by selling anything, it depends on whether you will be fooled, and there are not many rich fools. ] [Ying: That is the so-called stupid people with a lot of money ([-])] It's time for the last video of today.

This video is used to create Xu Hao himself, and of course there must be some benefits. Di Xiya on Sumi's side is very fond of Uncle Xu Hao, and she must be on camera today.

Hehehe, ahem, I'm not sick anymore, hurry up and post the title of the video: "Three Sentences to Make Dixiya Meow Meow to Grandpa" as soon as the title came out, the girl Dixiya on Xumi's side was instantly stunned.

[Dishiya: Huh (mouth;)?What, how did it come to me? ] [Dina Zedai: Dishia was also selected, I think it will be very interesting (y)~] [Kaya: Welcome newcomers to be created, welcome. ] [Keqing: What's welcome, it's very unlucky ([-])] [Dadalia: I'm already unlucky, so let's all be unlucky together, it's only fair. ] On the big screen, the video officially begins: at night, in a Sumeru-style house with cat ears.

The heroic Miss Dixie has healthy wheat-colored skin and cat-ear-shaped hair accessories similar to those of a master engraver.

One look, you know it is a cat full of wildness.

Also in the room was Xu Hao, a tile thrower.

Dixia walked up to Xu Hao: "Xu Hao, what do you want me to do?"

Uncle Xu Hao didn't speak, but just stared at Dixia.

This kind of gaze made Dixia feel a little uneasy: "Why are you staring at me? You look weird today."

Afterwards, the corners of Uncle Xu Hao's mouth were slightly raised, revealing a malicious smile.

"Dishia, a mercenary should meet all the requirements of the employer, right?"

As soon as this remark came out, the melon-eating viewers in the live broadcast room said that they could guess the next plot.

Chapter 220 Nine: Dixia meows, Xu Hao blows nosebleed and dies

"Dishia, a mercenary should meet all the requirements of the employer, right?"

As soon as Uncle Xu Hao said this in the video, the melon-eating viewers in the live broadcast room said that they could guess the next plot.

[Dishiya: Damn guy, what does he want to do to me (~)? ] [Kaya: Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't expect Xu Hao to be such a person. ] [Dadalia: Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't expect Xu Hao to be such a person. ] [Paimon: Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't expect Xu Hao to be such a person. ] [Xu Hao: Hello!What's wrong with me (dish#)?Don't you really know that the second creation should not be done?

] [Ying: @许昊, but I think with your level of lust, you can do this kind of thing ([-]_)] [Paimon: Hmph, that person slept among a group of beauties just now, a promiscuous scum male. ] [Barbara: @琴, elder sister, elder sister, you actually follow Lisa elder sister, you go out with them, go out to do that kind of thing =? ? (?????)! ] [Kaya: Oh my god... I just said why you must not bring me with you (mouth)] [Beidou: No, no way (△Chuan)! ] [Yae Miko: Oh, you really know how to play, a person and a group of beauties, so happy. ] [Qin: Hello (??)? , It's not what you want to do first, we're just cleaning up meteor debris outside together. ] [Amber: After eating in the woods just now, everyone was resting on the grass, what are you all thinking about? ] [You Xie: Hmph, I've written down the names of you nonsense people, this revenge will definitely be avenged. ] [Xu Hao: I'm an upright gentleman, I'm a throwing tile man, you think I'm someone, really(?~?)] Is it really an upright gentleman?

Who knows.

After all, when the strength of the test is too great, no one knows what will happen.

Continue to watch the big screen: Xu Hao smiled maliciously and said, "I'll hire you for one hundred thousand moras, you just need to meow like a cat, how about it?"

Hearing such shameful employment conditions, Dixie blushed immediately, looking at Xu Hao's expression as if he was looking at garbage.

But Xu Hao got sick because of this excitement: "Oh oh oh oh, that's the kind of eyes that look at trash!!"

Seeing that the money offensive was not enough, Uncle Xu Hao turned on the threat mode again: "Dishiya, you don't want your lady to be taken away by people from the Gilded Brigade."

This time, it can be said that it directly hit Dixia's weakness.

The little wild cat who was about to blow its fur just now could only obediently obediently in embarrassment: "You can tell me to do anything, but please let my lady go."

Such a cute and contrasting expression made Uncle Xu Hao's nose bleed immediately, and he went up and pinched the cat's face: "Hey, hurry up and meow like a cat, otherwise I don't know what I'm going to do."

Dixia can only accept her fate now, and shyly shouted: "Meow ~"

In an instant, Uncle Xu Hao's nose bleeds violently, piercing through the roof, and fell to the ground.

Uncle Xu Hao, died.

[Today's video ends, thanks for watching. ] [Video protagonist Ying gets a reward: a copy of Fontaine's latest camera. ] [The protagonist of the video, Paimeng, received a reward: a box of cold fresh meat from Longji Snow Mountain. ] [The protagonist of the video, Abedo, gets a reward: a set of women's clothing suits of the same style as the video. ] [Video protagonist Dadalia received a reward: a set of women's clothing suits of the same style as the video. ] [Video protagonist Di Luke received a reward: a set of women's clothing suits of the same style as the video. ] [The protagonist of the video, Kaiya, gets a reward: a set of women's clothing suits of the same style as the video. ] [The protagonist of the video, Xingqiu, is rewarded: a set of personal style women's regular clothes. ] [Video protagonist Chong Yun gets a reward: a box of old popsicles. ] [Video protagonist Dolly receives a reward: a brocade umbrella from the Feiyun Chamber of Commerce. ] [The main character of the video, Zhong Li, gets a reward: a hand-figure of the sissy Dadalia. ] [Video protagonist Gan Yu received a reward: a portable folding soft bed. ] [The protagonist of the video, Hu Tao, received a reward: a copy of "Design Drawings for Luxury Coffin Construction". ] [The main character of the video, Dishiya, gets a reward: a cat maid suit. ] [The main character of the video, Xu Hao, gets a reward: a hand-figure of Dixia's shyness. ] ... 0 for flowers ...

[The live broadcast room will close in 5 minutes] Congratulations to Uncle Xu Hao for successfully creating himself again, confusing the public, and taking advantage of the new one.

It's really gratifying to congratulate, gratifying to congratulate.

[Rosalin: Hmph, you really are a bastard, and you went to Sumeru to threaten to bully other little girls ()] [Dina Zedai: Uh ([-]), but I didn't expect to see such a cute side of Dixia. ] [Dishiya: It's so despicable, you actually threatened me with a young lady, I will definitely guard against this bastard in the future (?~?)] [Dadalia: It is indeed despicable, it is a scum, and you still make threats . (The groundhog fights with contempt. JPG)] [Kaya: Well, contempt, we, Mond and Liyue, have hooked up with many girls, and they hooked up with girls when they went to Sumi, so Daozao must also hook up with them in the future Fei (,) Factory] [Ayato Shenli: Judging from the information revealed in the second creation video, I'm afraid the general...

[Yae Shenzi: Our Silly Yingbao and General Raiden have been spanked, they must have been captured too. (Pimeng is funny. JPG)] [Xu Hao: @八重神子, then do you want to guess whether I will also swell the ass of your fox. (Ranking threat. GF)] [Yae Miko: Cough cough... (5_[-])] After [-] minutes, all the melon-eating viewers in the live broadcast room returned.

As soon as Xu Hao came back, he felt pressure from the surrounding eyes.

"Ahem, well, I'll go to the side for a while."

Xu Hao said in embarrassment, then teleported out of the group of girls, wandering in the canyon not far away.

It's a good thing that the girls are united and the backyard doesn't catch fire.

But if it's too united, it's time for Uncle Xu Hao to suffer.

But he is a Pawa, how can he be bothered by such a small trouble.

It should be noted that one force can break through all methods.

When stepping into the real battlefield, Uncle Xu Hao only needs to single out all of them, and then suppress them.

Chapter 230: Xingqiu's troubles, encountering stragglers in Dihua Prefecture

In Liyue's Rebirth Hall, Boss Taotao is looking at Mr. Zhongli with great interest.

In her hand, she was still playing with the old man Zhongli's reward, the sissy Dada duck figurine.

"During these thousands of years in Liyue, you must have changed into various gender appearances, have you also changed into a woman?"

"When you became a woman, did you like men or women?"

"I heard from Ying that when you gave Xian Dianyi a choice of balm, your idol reacted to the one that mature women like."

"Could it be that you have been pretending to be a man for thousands of years, but you are actually a woman!"

Boss Taotao used his brains, and based on today's video, he made an association with Mr. Zhongli's background.

God, you can change your appearance at will, who knows whether it was a man or "[-]" was a woman at the beginning.

For example, Barbatos, the god of wind in Mond, has always claimed to be a boy.

But the appearance, the voice, the figure all look like girls.

Even Xingqiu, a human being, is indistinguishable from male and female, let alone a god.

After hearing these inexplicable conjectures from Boss Taotao, Mr. Zhongli could only sigh.

Don't refute, don't bother to refute.

He is just a humble guest official, a part-time worker, how can he have the right to talk back to the boss.

On the other side, Xingqiu is here.

Xingqiu was walking on the street, always felt that the people around him looked at him strangely.

Behind him, he also felt as if someone was following him.

And the pedestrians around were talking in low voices: "Master Xingqiu...he looks like a girl more and more.

"It should be a girl soon, we should change our name to Miss Xingqiu Er."

"Could it be the kind of girl in the novel who is afraid of being underestimated as a girl, so she disguises herself as a man?"

"Yes, it is indeed possible."

"But looking at it like this, I can't be sure at all. Is there any warrior going up to make sure."

"Hey, don't die? Be careful of the Feiyun Chamber of Commerce's buying hands and feet."

Hearing these voices of discussion, Xing Qiu's face turned dark all of a sudden.

He knew it, he knew that the sex-changing camera played in the Erchuang live broadcast room today would bring him big trouble.

I'm a rock prince, he's really a boy!

Could it be that he had to be a fruit in the street to prove it?

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As soon as the time turned, it was soon the morning of the next day.

Xu Hao led the girls' brigade, and under the precise guidance of Mona, he returned to Liyue from Mona.

Ever since, Yan Xiao was unlucky again.

Yan Xiao usually can't cook a few dishes every day, and he practices and ponders new dishes by himself.

Once Xu Hao's group came over, he had to wait in the kitchen all morning to serve them.

Who told Uncle Xu Hao to be Li Yue's hero, and what does it have to do with his boss, Ning Guang?

Even leaving aside Xu Hao's relationship, as the acting head of the West Wind Knights, Yan Xiao has to cook in person.

It's a pity that Mandrill Miaomiao is not at the Wangshu Inn today, so there is no chance to feed him almond tofu.

With Xu Hao's current strength, he can play with Meow Meow casually.

So, where is Mandrill Miaomiao right now?

That is of course practicing the spell that can turn into a kitten.

The spell is very simple, he has already touched the doorway, and it will be accomplished soon.

After learning it, go to Liyue to become a kitten, let Dijun hug and go shopping every day, thinking of that kind of scene, Mandrill Miaomiao is quite excited.

If Xu Hao knew about this, he would definitely use Yingmei's camera to capture it secretly.

After the meal, the group continued to clean up meteor debris in Liyue, but in fact it was for tourism.

The most excited person in the team is Amber. Although the distance between Mond and Liyue is not too far, this is the first time for her to come and play.

She dreamed that one day she could travel all over the continent of Tevat.