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Baby Ke Li also wants to be on camera, so let's arrange it next time.

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Chapter 22: Dada Duck Dancing

[Ying: By the way, who will be the second founder today, I am quite scared. ]

[Shitou: Just don't look for me, I don't want to be so embarrassing that I won't be able to find a wife in the future. ]

[Li Tiezui: You can't say that, maybe you can become famous because of it. ]

[Paimon: Anyway, I don't look like I've been hit twice, just thinking about it, I know that I'm going to be spoofed into emergency food. ]

[Arataki Ichito: Hahahaha, emergency food, what a funny nickname, how could someone have such a stupid nickname. ]

[Pimon: Ahhh (>д<), Paimon is angry, just wait and see, a guy who jumps like you will definitely be killed by the second wound. ]

...

After a short wait for the melon-eating viewers in the live broadcast room, the title of this second creation video was finally given on the big screen:

"Dancing Dada Duck"

dance?

Dada duck?

[Walnut: Dada Duck? A Dancing Duck?]

[Diona: Is the main character this time a duck? ]

[Kelly: Yes, yes, Keli wants to see ducks, Keli wants to see dancing ducklings (/≧▽≦)/]

[Xiangling: Wow (?⊿?)?, can all the ingredients be recreated? This is really unexpected. ]

[Dadalia: Why, I have an ominous feeling?]

......

The video screen opens quickly.

And just like Dada Duck's ominous premonition, he appeared on the screen.

Standing straight, with big and small eyes, sticking out his tongue, shaking like a fool.

Accompanied by very strange, very philosophical music, he seems even more stupid.

[Dadalia: Poof (vomit blood), what the hell is this, what is this situation (｀д′)!!!!]

[Toke: This is, this is brother Σ(△|||)︴?]

[Dadalia: Toke, I, I'm numb (T▽T)]

[Walnut: Dadalia, Dada duck, oh, that's how it is. ]

[Rosalind: Hahahaha, I died from laughing, Dadalia, Dada Duck, just like a fool. ]

[Arechino: Hmph, shame on you. ]

[Ningguang: Fools executives, can it be so fun? ]

[Xu Hao: Fortunately, fortunately, it seems that I have escaped. ]

......

On the big screen, Dada Duck's swinging like a fool is just an appetizer.

Next, is the real play.

When the screen turned, it was in a tavern

Dada Duck stood in the open space, posing in a very tugging posture.

The music plays:

Ding ding dong ding dong, ding ding ding, ding ding dong...

It sounds like a very strong winter flavor.

Dada Duck took it out of his pocket and took out two bottles of 96-degree eaux-de-vie vodka.

"It's coming!"

"Come on, Feisri, come on Feike, hurry up and kick, Feikesa, please hurry up... Suka is not listed!"

Dada Duck started dancing.

Shaking the two bottles of vodka in his hand, his legs kicked slightly from side to side rhythmically.

"Where is the strong enemy?"

Dada Duck waved the vodka with his hands crossed, and stomped on the floor with his right foot.

"Hmph, it's kind of interesting."

Dada Duck's legs kicked a little more, and the vodka waved with his hands crossed a little bit more.

Then he held up the vodka and shook it up and down, and poured two sips into his mouth from time to time.

Soon, the music reached its climax.

"Next, the momentum is like a storm!"

Accompanied by the sound of Suka Bulie in the song, Dada Duck's dance steps suddenly become as intense as a madman's dance.

The whole person leaned up, his legs were shaking wildly, and he poured two bottles of vodka into his mouth together.

The melon-eaters in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded.

[Yura: Is this...the dance of the Winter Kingdom? ]

[Kujo Sharo: Really, different, style. ]

[Ke Qing: It turns out that the executive officers of the fools still have such a side, and their knowledge has increased (⊙o⊙). ]

[Xin Yan: Such emotional music, I have a new sense of creation. ]

[Arataki Ichidou: Awesome, amazing, such a dance skill is enough to rival my uncle, if you have a chance, you must compete. ]

[Qiqi: This is different from calisthenics. ]

[Xu Hao: Amazing Dada Duck, I didn't expect you to be not only powerful, but also dance so well ⊙▽⊙. ]

[Dadalia: I said that this is a second-generation video, I can't dance like that o(*≧д≦)o!!]

......

Dada Duck is about to collapse, why hurt him?

PS: I have applied for a contract today, you can rest assured that the book will be completed once you sign the contract.

Brazenly begging for flowers and tickets, all the data of the new book are very important, deciding life and death, I hope the bosses can support me a lot.

Chapter 23: Broken Butt, Frozen Chicken Wings

Dada Duck is suffering.

But the melon-eating audience in the live broadcast room watched it as a joy.

The Dada Duck on the big screen is still dancing wildly with the music.

The two legs were shaking back and forth like shaking a sieve, the two arms were like flapping wings, and the vodka in the wine bottle was splashed out.

The final rhythm arrives.

"Broken buttocks, roasted frozen chicken wings!"

Dada Duck knelt down, but not completely.

The legs supported the body in an incredible posture, swinging wildly.

He raised the old wine bottle with both hands, poured it into his mouth vigorously, pouring down more than half of the bottle at a time, it was really a huge amount.

Dada Duck's posture was changed to a squatting posture again, and he could kick his legs at an extremely fast speed in the squatting posture.

This difficulty is not high.

While kicking his legs quickly, his upper body was still twisting from side to side, drinking vodka from left to right.

This is the dance of the Winter Kingdom, and this is the dance of the fighting nation.

As the two bottles of water of life were swallowed, Dada Duck danced more and more recklessly.

The swing of the body, legs and feet became more and more disorderly, but it seemed more heroic.

Dada Duck was drunk, intoxicated by the psychedelic dance.

At this moment, he is the prettiest boy in the entire Tivat.

However, when he turned around following the dance steps, he was instantly stunned.

Because his younger brother Toke was watching him from behind.

"Careless!"

Dada Duck put away the wine bottle and ran away in despair.

As for Toke, it was an expression that shocked Toke for 1 years.

Eyes wide open, mouth wide open, as if seeing the end of the world.

The video finally ended with Tork's shocked face.

[Video ends, thanks for watching. ]

[Video protagonist Dadalia gets a reward: a box of flammable oolong tea. ]

[The live broadcast room will close after 5 minutes...]

This time the second creation video was not long, but everyone felt that it was more creative than the previous two.

What is the image of fools?

Those are all synonymous with bad guy, ruthless guy, wolf extermination, evil, inappropriate person, cold-blooded and ruthless.

As the leader's executive officer, it is even more ruthless among ruthless.

And Dada Duck, a foolish executive, danced wildly like a fool.

Although it is a spoof second creation video, it is also a lot of fun.

[Timmy: Haha, the momentum is like a storm, and the frozen chicken wings are roasted!]

[Ke Li: @拉拉, Sister Shala, does the deer hunter have frozen chicken wings? ]

[Salad: Er (ー〃), this dish, I have never heard of it. ]

[Xin Yan: @dadalia, your dance is so good, I think we can form a group and go to various countries to tour, what do you think?]

[Yun Jin: Although, uh, the style is a bit chic, but I have to say, it's good music and dance. ]

[Rosalind: Dadalia, you have really disgraced all the fools. ]

[Wendy: Hahaha, very happy, music and dance should be whatever you want, you should be free (*￣︶￣). ]

[Xu Hao: I agree, dancing should be free, which reminds me of a man who represents freedom. ]

[Barbara: Barbatos, the wind god of Mond, is the representative of freedom, and he is also the best at singing and dancing (proud). ]

[Albert: Barbara Duck(*｀▽′*)!]

[Toke: Huh o(′^｀)o, brother obviously can dance, and he dances so well, but he keeps lying to me that he can’t dance. ]

[Diluque: Huh, fools, this is a shame, hehe, executive officer of fools, Dada duck. ]

[Kaya: Fools also have today, what do you think, let everyone have fun by telling it. ]

[Jiujo Shaluo: Oh, it deserves it, it’s really a good thing for fools to lose face. ]

...

[Dadalia: Enough of you guys (今`д′), this is all fake, it’s a fictional spoof, I didn’t dance this kind of dance at all, root, this, no, yes!

And don't be too happy too early, be careful that the next one to be created is yourself!]